#cuz of his guns 💪

[spoonzadelic]

Robbed at gunpoint 💪

[diorsluv]

casual , part 4

“ that i’m just a girl that you bang on your couch ”

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rutgermcgroarty remind me to never hang out with this mf again 😒

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jackhughes CREAM CHEESE?? SHES BACK

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edwards.73 damn didn’t know you two were close like that

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adamfantilli i didn’t know you were strong enough to carry her around on your shoulder

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_quinnhughes cream cheese is so dirty now

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dylanduke25 she looks like brad marchand if he was dunked in a bucket of water

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mackie.samo NORMALIZE FRIEND DATES!!!

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trevorzegras so you’re the boyfriend

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username73 who’s gonna tell ethan rut stole his girl

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edwards.73 i remember taking videos of us in those mirrors

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rutgermcgroarty IM FAV IDIOT #1

→ vivianliu NO UR FUCKING NOT

→ yourusername go ahead fight it out

→ vivianliu I KNEW HER FIRST

→ rutgermcgroarty I WAS HER FIRST FRIEND IN COLLEGE

→ vivianliu WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A DECADE

→ rutgermcgroarty I TOOK HER TO ALL THE FUN PARTIES WHILE YOU STAYED BACK LIKE A PARTY POOPER

→ vivianliu YEAH THEN U HOOKED UP W HER AFTER THE VERY FIRST ONE???

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→ lhughes_06 WHEN TF DID THAT HAPPEN???????

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→ _quinnhughes LUKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER???

→ lhughes_06 I DIDNT KNOW ANY OF THIS SHIT

username79 rosie and rut hooked up whaaaaat 😱

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username81 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

username87 such an aesthetic room

_alexturcotte i did not click on this post expecting so much drama 😭😭

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dylanduke25 i wish i was that mirror

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username70 im so confused wtf is happening

username68 RUT AND ROSIE SINCE WHEN

username43 i’m so sorry but there’s no way luke didn’t know anything

trevorzegras I SEE THE IKEA DRESSER

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jackhughes the sunglasses are pretty stylish if i do say so myself

→ yourusername you actively bullied me when i bought them 🙄

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→ rutgermcgroarty THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING

→ yourusername YOU BULLIED ME TOO RUT

username53 you’re literally the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen

adamfantilli you didn’t tell me you and rut hooked up.

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username89 rut got some game

username70 yall keep talking abt rosie n rut but wb her and ethan??? 😭

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luca.fantilli i will never look in those mirrors the same

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next chapter notes ) low quality chapters lets goooo (not proofread)

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs

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I like giving norm the ford gravity falls treatment by swiping away his gun,, holster,,, bullets and sometimes hat,, like how ford,,, lost,,,his gun,,,, last episode. Cuz,,, I ❤️ characters growing and changing 💪💪💪🦏

[slashingdisneypasta]

Slashers and: Arm Wrestling

Rules are simple! You arm wrestle until you admit defeat. Also, no re-do’s.

Want arm wrestle them yourself? Check here!

💪 First of all- Chucky and Tiffany disqualify themselves. Sorry, but they're… you know… a lil diminutive in his preferred state. But that means they get to be the judges! They're short and so can stand on the table and get a good look at things XDD Tiff, give us the details please.

💪 Monty doesn’t really try and basically lets Thomas beat him (Not that he could have beta Thomas in the first place XD ) and then drops out, because he doesn’t wanna go against Hoyt… Can you blame him?? Last time he was on Hoyt’s murder side, he lost both his legs.

💪 Drayton… oh, this whole damn thing is his fault, in the first place XD He bet that Bubba could beat all their asses at arm wrestlin’, and then proceeded to get annoying about it, until Michael and Freddy had enough of it- which, admittedly, didn’t take much doing. He falls out next, though, losing to every single one of his opponents (Jason lays the older man’s hand down gently because he’s his pseudo-brother, Freddy tricks him into screaming at them about something and letting go, Chop natters on in his face until he just let’s go to get way from him before the count down even began, etc) until Luda crushes his knuckles and he’s gotta forfeit XD *Sweatdrop*

💪 Billy... oh, Billy. Come on- pfft, please. I have very little faith; I dunno.

💪 Nubbins is out next, though that really took some doing XD It wasn’t until he drew a straight razor on fucken Michael for not forfeiting if he’s too weak to even move him and Michael snaps it in half with his bare hand. Nubbins would rather record the action, anyway…

💪 Next to bow out (Gracefully, because all she wanted to do really was show she was a force not be fucked with- she couldn’t care less about being the ‘champ’. So she gets out while she’s ahead and unbeaten) is Luda Mae. Momma is strong, guys. She’s a cook, right? A home cook at least, so she’s always lifting heavy skillets and big ol bags of flour, whipping stuff (Especially since she doesn’t have access to an electric mixer!), and kneading dough?? She’s got great forearm strength and absolutely crushes Drayton’s knuckles XD She beats Drayton, obviously (My god, Hoyt and Monty were filled with so much pride XD They were so damn chuckly about it- and honestly Chucky laughed his ass off, too), Chop Top, Billy and Hoyt. Then she got up, and asked if anyone wanted any tea.

💪 Chop Top then got distracted by the tea… XDD He’s surprisingly strong, those wiry arms of his offering tough muscle rather than scrawniness, and he’s too stuck in his own head to care too much about whatever dirty trick the deep-fried Christmas tree thinks to throw at him. He beats Drayton, Stu, Nubbins, Hoyt and Freddy.

💪 Then Stu is in the same boat as Chop! They're both tall, and wiry- he lasts a little longer, though, cuz you know... obviously, he's got a few more sandwiches, at his picnic. He also enjoys tea, though, and watching the others as well cuz this is awesome! XD He first beats Billy, though XDDD

💪 Next is Hoyt! He, like Chop, also beat Freddy- but did it quite differently XD Freddy starts taunting him and then… suddenly… feels something? Prodding into his stomach? He looks down and its Hoyts fucken shot gun under the table, his finger on the trigger and a daring look in his scary mug. Say another damn word, you over-done grit. Anyway though- Hoyt’s pretty strong (I sure wouldn’t challenge him, he survived boot camp) but he’s only a man and could never beat Michael or Jason. He’s sure mad about it, but gives up.

💪 Okay now… Bubba is without a doubt the strongest mortal Slasher (Not including Thomas- they are the same person)… he’s always carrying that big ass chainsaw, and liftin’ stuff for Drayton ‘Noodle Arms’ Sawyer, too, like sacks of suspicious meat and a step stool… and he beats everyone (Apart from Michael 🙄. And he doesn’t go up against Jason)… until he gets to the cheating Bastard we call Freddy. Freddy basically… um… may have traumatised him a tad in order to win. ON THE BRIGT SIDE THO- Bubba totally broke Hoyt’s wrist :D :D :D

💪 Now we have Freddy. Okay so- Freddy knows he’s physically he’s not up to scratch, compared to some of the others (Jason, Bubba, Thomas- even Hoyt), and his strength is his brain… so he decides to play dirty. Yep? Shock horror, for who could have foreseen this coming? I know XD He taunts, he teases, he kicks under the table, he bribes Chucky to call him the winner when its close (Happened one time- with Hoyt), and he wore the glove when it came to Michael. Jason inevitably takes him down though after what happened with Bubba- the table actually smashed.

💪 Thomas on the opposite end of the spectrum plays nobly, and by a set of rules (LUDA RAISED HIM RIGHT)- and he’s an absolute monster of a man so he goes far of course XD Unfortunately, in the end, he got exasperated by Michael (Like Nubbins- and I’ll tell you why in a moment) and raises his hands in surrender. I’m out.

💪 Now, we don’t actually have a winner between our last two opponents… for one simple reason.

💪 Michael cannot lose… but he also can’t win, against Jason.

💪 See, where Michael lacks in physical structure- he makes up in sheer stubbornness. He refuses to lose. He will not move. Not even if Jason or Thomas absolutely crush his fingers like pipe cleaners, not even if Freddy slices them almost to smithereens. And he certainly wont move if Hoyt shoves a gun in his crotch (But he will give him a dirty look). So, he won’t be able to push Jason down (Bubba or Thomas or apparently Nubbins- either) as per arm wrestling rules… but they will never be able to push him down, either. So… stalemate.

💪 Jason on the other hand is the whole package XD He’s strong as an ox, like Bubba and Thomas (Living in the woods all those years really did wonders). But he’s also headstrong as hell- like Michael of course. And he can also be crafty like Fuckface Freddy.. In normal circumstances, he would be unstoppable ^^  

💪 (So in my heart of hearts, Jason is the winner)

[dianthus-is-moving]

Describe your F/O to the person who may not know them well! Then tag 10 people to do the same.  I invite any followers who want to fill this out for their f/o(s), I’m always too shy to actually tag people 🙈 If you wanna do it, feel free!!

Thanks for the tag @ungalobrando!! Get ready, I have lots of thoughts about this man, some of these are headcanons because he deserves better

NAME: Hiromi Higa / Shadow

SOURCE: Sk8 the Infinity

TITLE(S): Lord Shadow, Anti-Hero of S (also dad and peepaw)

PET NAME(S): Honey bear, Romi-bear, punkin pie, piggie, sweet boy, my man (last one is almost always said in weird babytalk voice)

STATUS: Alive

SPECIES: Human / clown

GENDER: Male

SEXUALITY: Questioning / Bi (there’s no way he’s 100% straight)

PRONOUNS: He/him (sometimes she/her)

AGE: Twenty-freakin-FOUR!! (Though I’ve heard season 1 of Sk8 possibly takes place in 2019... So I guess he’d be around 27-28 now?? Good - our age gap is less than I thought 😅)

HEIGHT: 178cm / 5′10″ (looks taller as Shadow due to hair / boots... also I think this show pulls a Jojo sometimes and character heights are subjective to the situation bc he looks HUGE compared to the other characters at times)

WEIGHT: Only 73kg / 160lbs canonically but I refuse to believe that... there’s no way a hefty dude like him weighs so little. I think 170-180 AT LEAST is more reasonable for him, considering his size.

BODY TYPE: HIM BIG. Brawny and top-heavy. Broad-shouldered, muscular and somewhat toned but still a bit of chub - think rugby player build. Finding pants in Japan is a STRUGGLE cuz he’s tall and he ass too big. Skating is probably great for the buns and thighs tho

SKIN: Sorta medium beige with cool undertones. Would be SO cute with a farmer’s tan 🥺 Paints his nails sometimes. No real tattoos or piercings because he's too babie (I think he has a tongue ring only bc he lost a bet or had a rebellious streak when he was younger)

HAIR: Fluffy ginger undercut/mohawk. The depth of red in his hair changes with the lighting.

EYES: Gray, but very reflective and expressive

ALIGNMENT: Neutral Good/Chaotic neutral... I think...

INTERESTS: His manager 😂😭 flowers, flower language, gardening, music, board games, fitness / body building, makeup, drag, shoujo manga / anime, skateboarding, wrestling, languages (he speaks both English and French to some degree, and knows some Latin... I will not be convinced otherwise)... also kinda nosy and likes to learn about people. Dude’s got the gossip.

PROFESSION: Florist 💐

SKILLS: Skateboarding, makeup, creativity, sarcasm, costume design, minor pyrotechnics, acting, heavy lifting, customer service, flower arranging, driving (apparently drifting / rally style? Skrrt skrrrt?? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT SIR???)

He definitely can also touch his nose AND elbows with his tongue (... Is that a skill?!)

WEAKNESSES: Baseball bats 😂😭 poor baby, but for real... Insecurities, confidence, quick temper, inferiority / feeling like he has to prove himself, overthinking

COMPANIONS: Them boys!!! Aside from his own crew of followers at S, he serves as a brotherly figure / uncle / bruncle to the younger boys. Probably closest to Miya out of the main character group. Friends with Kaoru, idolizes Joe a bit and wants to be closer with both. Reki and Langa have tried to push him closer to Oka 👀

ENEMIES: KAZU (I genuinely hope Hiromi absolutely fucked his shit up and put him in the hospital too)(”Yeah I look bad, but you should see what I did to the other guy”)

PETS: No animals, but lots of house plants. I could see him having fish if anything, especially an aquarium with plants. Probably a fan of marimo moss balls 🥺

WEAPONS: 💪THESE GUNS💪 firecrackers (haemanthus bomb), laser pointer (gladiolus laser), snake ribbon things (violet spider) and apparently 80+ other secret attacks... I guess you could also count his board and the spikes on his costume??

SUBSTANCES: Alcohol (kind of a lightweight), he had cigarettes in the host club drama??? 😬 Hopefully smoking's just an occasional social thing

DRIVER LICENSE?: See above (yes - and he does deliveries for work in that car. Skrrt skrrt.)

[mac-3-impact]

These guys are puttiNg down another method of putting God’s 💬out into a public view? It’s NOT a bout🥊money, it’s about teaching God’s 💬ᏔᎧᎡᎠ;-) ᏔᎻᎥᎢᎬ ᎦᏌᎮᎡᎬᎷᎪᏨᎩ ᎥᎦ Ꭺ ᏴᎾUᎢ💸💰💰👉🏽👉ᎮᎥᎢᎢᎥπ9 skiN color as a reasoN to fight🥊k0🪢0k, Not✌️☮️💄lips tickΣδ 0ff Hitler (he hated red lipstick) so that’s WHY WOMEN WORE RED LIPSTICK DURING THE 1940’s = sSOLIDARITY 🙏ᎢᏂαΠk🙏¥°U🙏🌎was at war. OUR WORLD IS AT WAR NOW, AGAIN. And these jerks used the biggest violation of the GeNova CoNveNtioN when they created the “rules of war” HUH? ᏔᎬ the ᎮᎬᎤᏢᏞᎬ are so immature, so child-like, that THEY made us “Rules” so we could coNtiNUe to have “War” but let’s do it by rules now, ok? Come on little baby people, are you ever gonna grow up? Let those S.O.B.’s that make these wars Duke it out for a change. Once they start killing each other with their immaturity and lack of grown up style compromisement, perhaps they will change Waking up with a few black eyes, cuts and bruises, or worse, a broken bone or two. Think that would stop their petty wars over oil? Because that’s all it is people, toddler games to steal stuff from another government. This crap in the Ukraine has nothing to do with the people NOR a fight with Russia…this is about stealing resources abs they did it using another 0Ꭾp[s][s]i.e. = the lady in charge “0PPSED” and let “slip” that there was bio-labs. HELLO! Perfume factories are bio-labs. It could be totally innocent or NOT, but let’s all be so ready to 💪🔫gun the other guy that we gotta jump into war. 🙏ᎢᏂαΠk🙏¥°U🙏 M.R. President BidεΠ let’s opeΠ aNother door to allow war iN to “fix” the ecoN”0”My oh my is right! THEY dug a hole in the ΣcoN”0”My when they took us off the Gold Standard and BOUGHT ALL THE GIKD FIR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR by fooling simple-minded patriotic citizens who desired to HELP AMERICA BE GREAT because so many hurt from the 1929stock market crash (which THEY created on purpose) in another manipulatioN of US people back when we stood together to SAVE our world. Now they created disCONteNt literally, placing citizens in tents by the hordes (especially in CAL👁¡ForN👁iaLL)toot toot 🚂🛗🛗🛗🛤🛑 = speed train🚄LIE (uses same track, nothing new but use of your finds to build FeiNsteiN family (no👁iN) ForTuNe when it fiNaNces THEIR pockets📗ledger🔥🤏(ouch) It’s about keeping you all in your little boxes [people] stay in your separate boxes, never gather & talk🗣to share💡ideals idears or an idea___ cuz that’s the bottom line. They want to own you as slaves the same as they have done since 1681 when THEY created WHITE SUPREMACY. O.M.G. I said it out loud. I am a terrible man…let’s label him 😜😚(two crazy) because he knows too much. THEY fear people who know history amd the other subjects from school, especially when that person has common sense to use it also…that is why government is watching little me. I am a nobody just like anyone else, but I make too much sense and I am here on social media EVERY SINGLE DAY and that scares them. Why? Because we do it for free. Yup free. You heard that. Our business charges $0.00 for the work we do. Why? Because God’s work is always a gift. God’s word is a gift to us all — and I ain’t no preacher either. I am a sinner just like you…cept I am learning. I get some things you don’t. My perks haven’t always been fun tho.

God gave me his feelings of watching Jesus get crucified. That one hurt lots Took me weeks to get over & I can still feel it…that’s why my kids, human or beast, all matter to me so very much! Family first always! Gotta go finish posting & doing more art. It’s my job