#cuz im def going as dave again next year

[liang-nova]

I went to a con dressed up as Dave Strider. The highlights of these wack-ass two days are:

DAY ONE:

- one of the booths had a business card with Giorno on it. my stupid ass said "DIO!" and both me and the boothkeeper corrected me. que the greatest line in my life: "You thought it was I, Dio, but no, it was me, Giorno!"

- another booth also had Giorno as their business card. I said "fuck yeah! free giorno!! I love me some free giorno!!!" the boothkeepers lost it.

- I was there with a friend. we were looking at and discussing jojo fanart and at one point i said "you cant deny that jojo is hot tho". the boothkeeper said "which one theres four of them". silence. "all of them".

- "sup dave strider" .........."OOOOOOOOOOOH" we verbally exchanged some "Homestuck?? In my 2019???" memes.

- some other cosplayer stared at me with that look. I looked back at him. "eyyyyyyyyyy," we said as we finger-gunned each other.

- i bumped into a rose lalonde cosplayer. "hi rose" "hi" I was awkward. she was awkward. I dont know if she noticed I was Dave.

DAY TWO:

- i went with a different friend today and we bumped into ANOTHER DAVE. he had John with him. "DAVE?!?!?!" I screamed at him. "DAVE?!?!?!?" he screamed at me. "DAMMIT NOW ONE OF US HAS TO DIE" "WAIT-" I dropped to the ground then and there.

- there were some dudes with a speaker outside. they blasted mystery skulls. I stayed. suddenly, one of the passing cosplayers noticed spinels in the back (with steven) and pointed them out to us. they immediately changed the song to Other Friends and everyone JAMMED. Spinel and Steven sort of acted out to the song.

- in the middle of jamming to Other Friends, the same passing cosplayer screamed "I LOVE YOU DAVE" as she was passing by me. "GREAT NOW IM DEAD" I dropped onto the brick pathway. "DAVE NO THE FANDOMS NOT DEAD YET"

- I got attracted to this bunch of people because they were blasting Panic! at the Disco. at some point the guy who I immediately pinned as the leader screamed "DO NOT STEP ON THESE STAIRS BECAUSE YOULL LOSE ALL YOUR BRAINCELLS!" I replied "gREAT BECAUSE I HAVE NO BRAINCELLS LEFT ANYWAYS!!!" I sort of joined the team until they had to leave because it started raining.

- one of the guys there were holding up a sign saying "you wasted your time by reading this". I t-posed on him. someone else joined me. soon everyone decided this was what were doing now. we created a t-pose circle. the people in the middle started screaming in confusion. sign guy is unfazed.

- flipping the guys sign reveals a message saying "TRAPS ARE GAY" "TRAPS ARENT GAY" screamed a random passerby. they started arguing. I barged in between them, "COMPROMISE: IT AINT GAY IF THE BALLS DON'T TOUCH!!!" peace is achieved.

- there was a guy dressed up as jesus walking around. we t-posed on him. "its 2019. move on," he preached.

- "ITS NOT GAY IF ITS CLAY," says a different guys sign. "WHAT IF THE CLAY BALLS TOUCH?!?!?!" ............"DONT ASK ME THAT"

- "your waifu/husbando doesnt exist" sign? "JOKES ON YOU I DONT EXIST"

- trash can with "your waifu" slapped on it? "jOKES ON YOU THATS ME NOW LET ME GO HOME" *mimes putting feet into trash can*

- "need to get rid of toxic people in your life" sign held by a dude in a hazmat suit? "you know the easiest way to get rid of toxic people in your life? *borrows his (toy) gun and points it to my head*" "ah yes. it all starts with yourself."

- at some point some three passerbys joined our meme party. I was absolutely killing it with one of them with all the 👌🏻, t-poses, and dabs we were doing.

- we danced to the Ricardo milos meme song.

- there was an actual Ricardo Milos cosplayer walking around with a sign saying "Ricardo was here T_T" but he wasnt there to dance to the meme song.

- leader dude high fived and shook my hand before we left, calling me "a valuable asset to the team" qwq

- "gotta remember the Italian bro *does the pasta hand thing*" said the random dude I was hella partying with. "but of course *does the pasta hand thing*"

I think that's all the most memorable things of this con. cons are so amazing man the kinds of people you meet are so wack qwq anyways here, have me being dead