#cuz i forget about em and they go bad
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I love you cucumber I'm sorry I've ignored you so long
#cucumbers used to be my favorite as a kid but i hate buying vegetables#cuz i forget about em and they go bad#and I'm from a country where food scarcity is an issue so throwing away food is Bad#so i simply do not buy quickly perishable foods#unfortunately this is almost all “healthy” foods#but if ur trying to lose weight One Large Cucumber is literally THE cheat code#filling and salty and crunchy AND it doesnt make u wanna kill yourself afterwards#i dont even know how many calories a cucumber has#i literally don't care I'd probably have to eat 682763 of them to gain weight anyway#ganja's diary
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