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transboygenius · 5 years ago

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SE4SON: Chapter 17

[*Back in medieval*]

Before they were ready to eat, Jimmy helped Nick out of his armor.

"Do you plan to wash this silver paint off any time soon?" Asked Jimmy. "I thought about it, but then I realized how pretty it makes my armor look. Gotta have bling!" Replied Nick. "*Light chuckle* (Real Nick is so extra.)" "Also, may I change the subject here? About our secret... While I can trust Diana to keep her mouth closed to Mitzi, I'm pretty sure both Rodent Girl and Benson overheard us, and how do we know they won't snitch?" "Well, they are our friends. What friend would snitch on another friend?" "Sheen." "Good point and I hate it."

A cold, familiar voice was then heard. Guess who's back?

"Did I hear the word 'secret' coming from you two?"

Jimmy and Nick recognized that cold, familiar voice. They both turned their heads around, and found that Mitzi had returned from work. She was looking very displeased at them, as usual.

"MITZI! Uhhhhhh... We were just discussing a personal matter amongst ourselves!" Said Jimmy. "How personal might that be? ...demons?" Asked Mitzi. "Very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very, very-" "That personal matter is how you'll never be able to find where we hid our newly built time machine, since we know you sabotaged the last one! You can search this acre from top to bottom, left to right, but we hid it REAL good! Both of us are from the future, which means we're way smarter than you think! It's out of sight, and out of mine! Try to guess where it is, sister!" Nick had to butt in. "It's on the barn roof." "Completely random answer! WRONG!" "I'm looking at it right now."

Jimmy and Nick then looked up on the barn roof. There was their time machine, just like she said.

"Time for plan B." Said Nick.

The tall boy rushed to the shed, took the ladder, and then broke it in half.

"Good luck learning how to fly!" "Good luck to you, too." Replied Mitzi, before walking away from them.

Nick just destroyed the only ladder, which means him and Jimmy won't reach the time machine themselves. The boy genius doesn't know which idea was more stupider: Nick not thinking before breaking the ladder, or putting the time machine on the roof in the first place. Jimmy glared up at Nick, with his arms crossed.

"What? I only had one brain cell processing at the moment!"

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[*That night*]

"Thank Rodent Girl's greediness! That moose will be gone by breakfast!" Said Nick. "I can't wait to gorge down on some pizza when we get home. I really miss food with saturated stearic acids." Replied Jimmy. "Big mood. I just wanna eat ice cream straight out of the carton." "(First 'brain cells,' now 'big mood?' Does Nick own a blog on Tumi?)"

Just as the two boys were about to enter the barn, Jimmy stopped for a moment, standing funny.

"Eeeeeeehhh, you might have to excuse me. I hear Diana calling my name. Behind that bush." Then Jimmy ran for it.

Nick is obviously aware that Jimmy needs to take a number one, but is too embarrassed to tell his friend. Although Nick wouldn't care otherwise, he still respects his friend's privacy. The boy walked into the barn, ready to settle in bed. Only, to come to a Goldilocks surprise...

"(Somebody is sleeping in my bed.)"

It was that little girl he thought was following him awhile back. Nick hovered over the tiny sleeping human, still believing that it's just a construct of his imagination. Just out of curiosity, he poked the child a couple of times. He poked it so much, it eventually woke up to say "Stop poking me! I'm trying to sleep!" Frightened, Nick let out his signature high pitched girly scream.

"Nick?" Jimmy had returned from his bathroom break. "Oh. Jimmy! Tell me the next storm is coming soon! My mind is in a spiral right now, and I'm starting to hallucinate! There's that little girl, who I presumed had been following us, right there on my bed! And it spoke! IT SPOKE! I'm not gonna make it, man!" "It's okay, Nick. Calm down-" "No, it's not okay! My head is playing tricks on me! What's worse is that I think my brain is trying to send me a message, only I don't know what it's suppose to mean!" "It's okay, cuz I see her too." "You do?" "*Nods head*" "Then that means... AHA! I WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL! SUCK IT, JAMES! Sorry. Sorry, the enthusiasm went way out of hand there." "No biggie. I deserved it anyways."

The little girl then stood up. She appeared to be the same height as Jimmy. Next, she spoke.

"*Ahem* My apologies, majestic ones. I meant to wait for you so I could appropriately introduce myself. I got a little drowsy from all that waiting, so then I just nodded off, I guess. My name is Sally Philip, daughter of Joseph Philip. Does that name ring a bell to you?" "I've met a Joseph Sander, Joseph Winslow, Joseph Miller..." Nick began to list. "Bob Philip. Shelia Philip. Donny Philip. Don't-Remember-First-Name supermarket bag person Philip..." Jimmy also listed. "Sorry." Both replied. "Hmmmmm. Perhaps this will refresh your memory: You were with him by the time he were my age? You know, that little runt that always followed you around, pestering you with conversation starters, begged to be taught magic and learn a knight's fighting honor?" "I'm afraid we have no idea what you're talking about. I've had a little 'brother' just like that, but he never begged me to teach him magic, or battle mechanism." Said Jimmy. "You have a brother?" Whispered Nick. "I'll explain it later. He's currently serving time on the moon." Replied Jimmy. "So, you don't remember?" "I am certain we never met a Joseph Philip in our life!" Exclaimed Nick. "Perhaps you mistook us as someone else." Also exclaimed Jimmy. "How could I mistook the Wise Wizard and Silver Knight?" "WHAT-?!" Both Jimmy and Nick. "Don't tell me you don't remember who you two are. You, *points at Nick,* does the name "Silver Knight" come to mind? And you, *Points at Jimmy,* I don't know any sane peasant who walks around in a cloak and pointy hat!" "It was the only thing in my size." Said Jimmy. "And is it a coincidence that you two happen to travel as a duo? The Wise Wizard and Silver Knight never travel separate!" "Sounds like a coincidence to me." "How 'bout the fact that the Wizard bears fair skin, chocolate brown locks, and sapphire blue eyes?" "Still a coincidence." "What about me? Any info for the knight?" Asked Nick. "Nawwww, my father never seen your face. WAIT, maybe the trouble isn't that you can't remember who you are! But, you probably have amnesia!" "I'm sorry, but didn't you mentioned that your dad met these weirdos when he was around, your age? How old are you?" "I'm eight." "So, if me and Jimmy were around that time, we wouldn't be standing right here with our young selves! I believe you're looking for old men, who each own a ridiculous wizard costume, no offense bro, and a silver suit of armor!" "But your partner here is master of sorcery, better than any wizard the people knew! Actually, he was the only wizard people knew. He could conjure up the elements of animal communication, size changing, and a de-aging process! You probably lost your memory in the middle of the spell. He did mention there were side effects." "(Now this girl is delusional.) One, there is no such thing as magic. Two, where do you get all these descriptions if you weren't born by then?" Asked Jimmy. "My father wrote it all down."

The little girl pulled out a big, thick, diary book, titled "Joseph's logs," and then handed it to Jimmy.

"I think it will help regain the memories you've lost. I will do whatever in power it takes to overcome your amnesia!" "A lot of questions come to mind, but I have only one in particular right now: Does your parents know you followed a couple of strangers to an isolated farmland, and then slept on said strangers' bed?" Questioned Nick. "No. I'm sure they wouldn't mind anymore." "Why's that? Are they easygoing?" "No. They've been hanged."

An awkward silence took place. Nick now feels bad for all the sass he's given. The poor girl lost her parents. And she had a lot of guts to just say it without hesitation.

"I'm sorry for your loss." Said Jimmy. "No need for pity. I've gotten over it *About to cry again, but she manages to hold it back in* a couple days ago. I shouldn't be crying. Mother always told me, real women don't cry." "Are you currently under a guardian's care?" "Please, nobody is placed under anybody's care around here. Waifs get taken into the custody of child labor." "Man, that must suck! They'd do that to kids?!" Said Nick. "You could always book in with us. The Faithful Five Plus Two, I thought of the name, always opens their arms to the unfortunate ones in need! We have enough food and shelter!" Jimmy suggested. "Is this one of those hospitalities where I'm expected to carry my weight around?" "Well, this hut land is owned by the She-Hulk, so I don't think freeloading is an option." Said Nick. "Ughhhhhhh, I hate chores. It's good! I feel at home already!" "You can stay, but on one condition. Please stop addressing us as the funny little characters in your dad's made up fairytales." "The Wise Wizard and Silver Knight aren't made up! They're real! Ask anyone! Anyone who is old! Second, I came to you two cuz I thought you would help overthrow the king and save us all from our poverty! You're the town's saviors!" "I wouldn't go far to call us that, but don't worry. We have a plan that is already setting in motion!" Said Jimmy. "You're gonna turn him into a gerbil!" "Huh? No. We got through to the king with a settlement. All we have to do now is figure out what he wants over dinner." "And then you'll turn him into a gerbil!" "There's no such thing as magic! We've just set a bargain with him!" "Set a bargain? Do you two have a death wish? You're more ill-minded than I thought! I recommend you look through my father's diary right now!" "Trust us! We've got this under control. He was very polite to us, and he seemed interested in our standpoints." "It's deception, guys! I just know it! This is a man who hanged his last chancellor for eating the last raspberry scone!" "How 'bout we at least figure out what the king wants first? If anything the king offers sounds suspicious, we could always turn the tables on him. We may not have magic, but we do have our brains." "That's what he said." "What?" "That's exactly what the Wise Wizard would say! 'It's not always about power that makes your enemies yield, but also using your brains to find their weakness!' Though your memories are lost, you still hold a piece of yourselves deep inside you!" "We're not who you think we are! I'm Jimmy Neutron, and this is Nick Dean!" "I can't believe I'm the first human being to actually learn your real names! *Fangirl squeal*"

Jimmy then turned to Nick for help.

"Nick, it's hopeless! What do we do now?" "I think we should just let her use up all her energy and then wait until she falls asleep?" "Can't you think of anything else but your beauty sleep?"

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[*One hour later*]

Turns out Nick's suggestion worked after all. Sally eventually tired herself out and fell into a deep sleep. Fortunately, so did Nick. He was lying on his back, while Sally slept on top of him. Jimmy put a blanket over them, just to keep them both from getting cold. He wasn't feeling all that tired right now, so he decided to read the diary Sally handed him earlier. Each entry was dated, around the late 1400s. They were stories, based on young Joseph's experience with the Wise Wizard and Silver Knight, as well as the duo's own.

The Wise Wizard used to be a clinician who'd give medical treatments to peasants for no charge. Food and shelter was never a problem for him. His home was his laboratory, which he used to brew potions or experiment on new spells. Whenever he needed to feed himself, he'd just magically conjure up his own food just by taking a measly sample. He could turn a crumb into a whole cake, or a seed into a full fruit. Sometimes he'd use his magic for the sake of helping others, but they always end up having a sense of hostility around him. Sorcery was considered as a threatening concept. The way people looked down on this man never stopped him from helping the weak. However, only the children enjoyed his presence.

The Silver Knight was the kingdom's top-class, superior warrior. He possessed the highest quality of fighting strategies. His defense skills were beyond compared. He successfully rallied up more foes than any knight has achieved. The fellow knight has saved King Todd's butt for about 16 times. He rescued his daughter 10 times. No knight dared to challenge him in a joust, because he triumphed every single one. He was unbeatable, and unstoppable. Brave, strong, and smart. Nothing has killed him yet. The king honored his excellency by giving him a new suit of armor, encrusted in silver. Not only that, but he was also welcomed to dine with the king at the table, and he teaches combat tactics to his own school of knights. Everything about him was perfect.

Except, he wasn't happy with himself. He was extremely miserable. The Silver Knight never took breaks, any vacation time, or even showed some real emotions. He had a very strict father that trained him to be the boldest man alive. The training put a dent in his childhood, and lives up to the mighty macho figure he is today. He has risked himself many painful injuries during battles and wars, and is expected to not be bothered by them. Many peasants are out having fun, while he's stuck with his job. He flirted with any female civilian that is infatuated by him, despite the fact that he is not fond of women. The knight has strayed away from sweets and only consumed big meaty dishes. He prefers sweets over savory foods, but what man would that make him? He was alone, bored, and secretly scared. He stayed in his armor at all cost because he feels more comfortable with his true self hidden. Behind his helmet, he is always crying.

Enough is enough! Early in the morning, he snuck out of the castle and paid a visit to the forest, where he interacted with the adorable woodland creatures. Suddenly, he heard smooth, faint talking. He picked up his spear and followed the sound. He found a funny dressed young man, giving company to a brutally injured deer. Finding his actions suspicious, the Silver Knight ran up to the wizard, and pointed his spear at him. The wizard merely explained that he was trying to heal the deer, and proved it in front of him by showing off his magical feats. After the deer's injuries disappeared, with a slight of glittery hands, it managed to get back on his feet and then lick the wizard as a thank you.

Dropping his weapon in shock, the knight was very amused by the young wizard's talent. He has never seen anything like it, nor has he ever heard of magic. While most adults in the middle ages adjudged magic as being menacing voodoo, due to witch activity, this was a whole new discovery for the knight. He asked the wizard if he could do it again, even willing to stab himself in the arm for it. Instead, the wizard suggested he try some new tricks. He turned an acorn into a full grown tree. He shrunk himself and the knight down to the size of squirrels, and shared a large apple together. He gifted the knight the ability to fly, which only lasted for five minutes. The two bonded for three hours, and the knight didn't care if he was behind schedule. He finally got a break like he always wanted, and now he has been rewarded with a friend.

It was fate that brought these two together. One year later, they grew even closer than ever. They rebuilt the lab even bigger so the knight could move in. They'd fool around with magic for a bit, sometimes have long conversations, or hang out at the area they first met. The wizard was allowed to visit the castle whenever he pleases. The knight is learning to do magic, although he's very bad at it. He finally decided to take time off every now and then, just like the other knights. The wizard had showed the knight that it's okay to have fun. It doesn't make you less valid than you already are. Your happiness is just as important and healthy. If the Silver Knight haven't met the Wise Wizard, he would have never come out of his shell. Nobody understood him more than the wizard.

They were always very protective of each other, too. The wizard would assist his friend in battle, even though he tells him it's too dangerous. The knight would shield any insults thrown at the wizard. They had an adorable knack of doing good deeds for one another, because of how much they cared.

One afternoon, while the two men were chilling in their favorite calm zone in the woods, a little boy, named Joseph, showed up out of nowhere, with a cherry cobbler as a peace offering. He used to be one of the orphan children the Wise Wizard entertained for. He was also a big fan of the Silver Knight. Seeing them together was like a match made in heaven. Being a fan of both, he begged them to teach him magic and fighting skills, since their powers influenced the child so much. Instead, they each gave him an autograph, and politely asked him to leave. Unsatisfied, he pestered them for a whole week, including popping up in places he's not suppose to follow them in. They eventually gave in, and decided to teach him during their leisure times.

Joseph was one of the worst trainees the two had dealt with. He kept screwing up magic spells, and his battle tactics were too careless and aggressive. The truth was, Joseph never really cared about magic or warrior skills. He just wanted to feel the nurturing presence of parents, since he was an orphan. Joseph either wanted one of them, or both of them, to be his fathers. He was hoping they'd soon come to their senses and then adopt him. Who wouldn't want two awesome dads as these? They have showed him more love than any adult he interacted with. And speaking of love....

The binding chemistry between the Wise Wizard and Silver Knight was quite questionable to the young boy. The best of friendships can be as much passionate and bonding, but he has never seen a more complex friendship as theirs. They'd hold hands. The knight loved to serenade his own written tunes to the fellow wizard. They gave each other some cutesy pet names such as sweetheart, darling, and my dear. He even witnessed them kiss mouth-to-mouth, without catching a glimpse of the knight's face. Their relationship was what you'd compare to a romance, rather than a platonic union. Joseph was still convinced that they were just friends, despite the obvious signs in front of him. A few months ago, the king offered the Silver Knight to take the princess's hand in marriage, but he rejected that offer. The Wise Wizard didn't have a female lover of his own as well.

Based on how he was raised, Joseph just can't picture two men showering each other in romantic affection. From all the books he's read, and every public relationship he's seen, it has always been a man and woman together. Just men kissing women, and men marrying women. He didn't think something like that could happen to two people of the same gender, maybe because he has never acknowledged it before. No one has ever taught little Joseph that love could be diverse. The only way he'll find an answer if he asked one of them. The first person he came up to was the Silver Knight. Just as he questioned the friendship between him and the Wise Wizard, he responded with,

"Such a naive child you are. What me and my dear wizard have is more than of a friendship."

Jimmy stopped reading right there. It sounded as though these two characters, who are both men, are in love with each other. Two men in love? That's repulsive! Women and men were meant for each other! Aren't they? It... It just doesn't seem normal! That's what he was raised to believe. Jimmy thought back at the book, and Joseph's perspective on the wizard and knight's relationship kind of reminded him of himself, except it was towards his certain feelings for Nick. What he feels for Nick right now holds the same vibes he had for Betty, Sally, April, and Cindy. Him and Nick have grown very close to each other in this past week. He was fond of him for his kindness, his modesty, his relatable interests, and just now, he realizes how handsome he is. No wonder girls used to swoon around him.

Maybe... Maybe love isn't suppose to just work one way. Science never claimed love worked one way. Love could work the other way, both ways, or no way at all. It could also be based on the factors of your prenatal testosterone and estrogen, running in your genes. If gender can be a spectrum, then perhaps romantic or sexual attraction can be too. But just because science never claimed love was meant to be hetero only, doesn't mean he has fully explored on this topic. Jimmy could be in love with Nick, and he's afraid it might be true.

"(I can't call myself a scientist if I don't know everything! Why don't I know everything? 'Specially a question as simple as this?)"

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[*Back at the castle, five hours earlier*]

King Jason was sitting in his main throne room, playing with the servants in his favorite game: Hang-man. The king was winning as usual. They always let the king win. All of a sudden, Richard poked his head into the room, interrupting the game.

"Pssssssssssst! Sire?" "*Sigh* What this time be, Richard?" "Can I have a moment to speak with you? In private, if you wish."

Rolling his eyes, Jason requested his staff to clear the room so he could speak with his chancellor alone.

"Couldst this personal subject beest any more important than my game time?" Asked Jason. "Well, in sooth, aye. About those boys..." Richard replied. "What about the boys?" "It- It's not like you to forgive someone after trespassing on your domain, and posing as your authorities! Those two could've been thieves!" "But it turns out they weren't. Get over it." "I'm just curious, sire. What is't about these two dram troublemakers do you find interesting?" "You mean you don't recognize them? Their outfits are a dead giveaway!" "Frankly I don't. Please-don't-hang-me." "Maybe this sketch drawing, that I happened to illustrate myself a long time ago, will give you a clue!"

Jason then pulled out a piece of paper with two stick figure designs on it, with the word "SICKOS" written above the two characters, who were dressed like a knight and wizard. It looked like it was drawn by a kindergartner.

"Uhhhhhh... Still doesn't ring a bell, sire. But that's a very, very, wonderful piece of art!" "IT'S THE INFAMOUS WISE WIZARD AND SILVER KNIGHT, BLAST IT!" "Huh- Ohhhhhhh, them! I remember now! Although I've never seen them, I have heard of them! My mother used to tell me stories about their adventures during bedtime- My apologies, sire! I didn't mean to suddenly make this about me! And another question dawns on: The two gentlemen you were talking to a while back were boys. Weren't the Wise Wizard and Silver Knight men?" "You don't know what they're capable of doing, don't you, Richard?" "Well, they save the day, aid the poor-" "None of that nonsense! The Wise Wizard is most acclaimed for his talent in phenomenal enchantment feats! (Shame that he wasted it on poor souls) One of them being the power to de-age oneself! Don't know why they did it, but possibly as a rebirth form to stay alive longer than any mortal would! Ever since they walked out of the village to start a new life, I knew it was now safe to establish my biggest scheme yet, since there was no hero to stop me from that point on! Father would have never suspected his own son to poison him. Hahaha. Those fools are to thank for!" "You, poisoned your own father? I thought he committed suicide!" "Shhhhhhhh! Now that you're the only person I've ever told, I am sure of it you'll never let my secret leave this room. Because, you know what will happen if you don't." "W-word of honor, sire! Word-of-honor." "They helped me reached my place to the crown once, and they'll do it again." "But sire, you're already king! What more could you want?" "I wanna rule the universe, not this filthy boxed up mudhole! I want to step up my status! I want the whole world to look up on me! Those two are the only ones who can make that happen!" "How can they make that happen?" "You'll see soon enough, Richard! You'll see!" "And is it alright for I asked one more question?" "Hmph. Shoot." "Whatever happened to your older sister? Have you poisoned her, too?" "Nah! I pushed her off the top of the castle. Unfortunately, she survived the fall. So I had her hanged instead. Ah, yes, it was also my very first hanging at the time. I had that noose bronzed, by the way! Wanna see?" "No thank you, sire. I've seen enough."

#Jimmy Neutron #Boy Genius #Nick Dean #Cindy Vortex #Libby Folfax #Sheen Estevez #Carl Wheezer #Season 4 #fanfic #romance #adventure #TVverse #TVEE

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surveys-at-your-service · 6 years ago

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Survey #205

forget picking song lyrics, i’m going the hell to bed now.

Do you live by yourself? I live with my mom. Do you like cleaning? Does anyone???? Who is your favorite character from Harry Potter? I've never watched the series; not even a single movie, actually. So I don't have an opinion. Do you watch PewDiePie? Extremely rarely. He's funny, but I'm not interested in his channel's content anymore. Do you like "Despacito?" My sister showed it to me once when she learned I'd never heard it, and I found zero appeal in it whatsoever. Do you play Pokemon Go? It's a brilliant idea, and I really do wish I could play it, but here where I live, there are like ZERO PokeStops (where you get Pokeballs), even in cities, so it's pretty much impossible. Did you ever color your hair pink? No. Do you like Dr. Phil? I don't watch the show and don't know him as a person. Do you prefer to be inside or outside? Inside. Do you eat meat? Sadly. I'm HOPEFULLY quitting when I get to the weight I want; I wasn't getting the nutrients I needed when I was vegetarian to where my body was desperately clinging to what it had or something like that (basically, my weight wouldn't budge in a couple of months), but even still, I don't know if I could do it without depriving myself again. I'm just such a picky eater. Do you need to do the dishes? Yeah. Not desperately, but. Are you scared of clowns? No. Do you have any subscribers on YouTube? *checks* A very impressive 66. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes. Do you salt your popcorn? Yes. Do you like McDonald's? Don't even lie to me, you'll eat there. I don't mind it at all. Do you have a Steam account? Yes. Do you like gaming? Not as much as I used to, but yes. Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy’s? No. I don't consider jumpscares to be genuinely "scary," but rather a natural reaction to surprise, but FNAF's are intense, and I know they'd have me jumping like crazy. That aside, the games aren't of my personal appeal to actually play (though it's a fun game to watch). Do you like horror movies? Yes. Do you like chicken nuggets? I love me my chicken nuggies hunty. Have you ever tried Akinator? Yes. Can you twerk? I don't know and don't care to. Do you like dabbing? It looks stupid to me. The meme of it makes me laugh, though. What was the last country you visited? I've never left the country. Do you know your phone number? No, actually. It is incredibly difficult for me to memorize sequences, and besides, it's not like I give out my number almost ever. Do you swear in front of children? No. What’s your opinion on Brexit? Shit, I don't even remember what it's about. So obviously I can't have an opinion. It doesn't affect me, anyway. If you want children, what are some of your reasons for wanting them? N/A When you cook a dish that has beans in it, do you prefer to use canned or dry beans? I don't cook, and you'll never see me willingly eat a bean. What were some fun experiments you did in science class as a kid? The two that sharply stand out to me are dissecting an owl pellet in elementary and a frog in middle school. Both were SO cool. What was the last strong emotion you felt? Excitement. After finishing a bowl of cereal, do you drink the leftover milk? Only ever if it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch that I ate. And even then, only sometimes. Do you use dry shampoo between washes? No. What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done? Overdosing. What’s the most severe allergic reaction you’ve ever had to something? Nothing severe, besides pollen allergies flaring up. What’s your favorite sub-genre of rock? Hard. Who was the last person to get frustrated with you, and why? Mom, but she was more than frustrated. We were having a serious fight about her attitude towards Dad and his wife. What’s something that makes absolutely zero sense to you? Anti-vax shitlords. What’s your phone background? Lock screen is Darkiplier, home screen is Sara kissing my forehead. :'> Have you ever lived with someone you didn’t get along with? No. Do you have a fitness tracker? No. What types of animals have you had as pets? A billion cats, dogs, snakes, lizards, rats, gerbils, guinea pigs, rabbits, fish, box turtles, hermit crabs... and probably more. How well do you understand economics? Have you ever taken an econ class? Not well at ALL. I had one my senior year. What was the last fruit you ate? I had two bites out of a watermelon 'cuz I was really hungry, but we didn't really have anything as a snack. (I fast daily, so I have to watch when my meals are.) I'm not a big watermelon fan, but I hadn't tried these cubes before, and at least it was something. Can you remember your first day of school? I believe I can very faintly... very faintly. I think I had a complete breakdown because of my insane separation anxiety regarding my mom, or it was the complete opposite... alskdfjaweiajr it's like I can kinda see it in the back of my head, but it's super blurry. What’s your favorite movie? The Lion King. It was my favorite as a kid and became so again as an adult just truly acknowledging how damn good and meaningful it is. Plus the soundtrack was a banger. Would you rather jump out of an airplane or go scuba diving? Scuba diving. Do you get bored looking at other peoples’ holiday pictures? Eh. If it's a whole lot, yes, but as a photographer, I enjoy noting which ones I like and why I favor them. Do you give money to charity? Not currently, no. I have no money to give. When I do have a paying job, I plan on definitely donating any time Mark does a charity stream. Are you more into music or movies? Music, easily. When was the last time you went to a swimming pool? WOW. It's been years. Either when I still lived in the apartment or once at Colleen's in-laws', I can't remember which was last. Would you rather have a pet snake or a pet turtle? I have a snake, and I'll take another for sure. Have you ever seen a band live? Who was the last you saw? Just Alice Cooper. Ma and I are seeing Ozzy next year (if the poor man ain't dead), tho!!!! And he's gonna be with Judas Priest and Megadeth. We are NOT going to survive. Do people who use massive amounts of emoticons annoy you? Yes. Emojis, more specifically. If you're writing a sentence and you use an emoji after each and every goddamn word, it drives me up a wall. What was the last clothing item you bought? Underwear, I believe? Or a bra? What does your washing powder smell like? Idk. Normal? Do you have a dishwasher or do you do dishes by hand? By hand, which I cannot explain how much I loathe. It feels disgusting. Are there any cobwebs in your room? I don't believe so, no. Have you ever used a pick-up line and had it work? Ew, I'd never use one to begin with. Have you ever entered a modelling competition? Would you? No to both. The current modelling industry is so, so harmful. Did you keep any drawings/stories from when you were younger? Like around two years ago, I remember going on a mass destruction episode of those super old things, as they embarrassed me horribly, even though I know it had no real reason. Just everything I create embarrasses me. My mom has old school stuff, though. Who did you last have an argument with? Mom today. When was the last time you cooked for yourself? If you include putting things in the microwave with few steps... not that long ago. Maybe two days back. Do you have a safe? Mom does. When was the last time you saw a relative? Mooonths ago when Grammy and her husband were driving through. My brother and his son are visiting real soon, though!! Do you shout out the answers at quiz shows? Yes, lol. Have you ever been in a TV audience? I've been to like three-four hockey games, so yeah. Have you ever entered the lottery? Won anything? No. Well, Mom or Dad would rarely get those scratch-off tickets at random, but the most we've ever got was just like five bucks or so. Do you prefer crosswords or word searches? Word searches. Have you ever drawn on a wall in your house? No. Do you like making collages? No. Have you ever kept a scrapbook? Yeah. What’s your favorite video-game? Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus. Sigh, I want a PS4 SO bad to get the SotC remaster. I actually teared up when I saw the opening cutscene for the first time, and I just marveled through the EEEEEEENNNNtire playthrough I watched. It's unbelievable. Do you remember any inside jokes from childhood? Not off the top of my head. I'm tired, don't make me think. Have you ever made up a word? Well, as a writer, I've made up names and places. A word itself, I don't think so. Do you get nervous speaking to people you don’t know on the phone? VERY!!!!!!!! Are you scared of anything irrational? You mean like, half my fears? Do you have a passport? What’s the picture like? No. Have you ever had a full fringe? (bangs) As a kid I did. Is there anything you would never admit to liking? Don't think so. What’s the weirdest craze you can remember? Fidget spinners. Do you use bug spray or fly swatters? Fly swatters. Then we also have this hanging cylindrical sticky... thing that flies and gnats are apparently attracted to with the smell, I guess. Works like magic, though I agree it's pretty cruel. Just stuck there until you die. Are you a clumsy person? Boy, am I. Do you have tiled floors in your house? In three rooms. Do you listen to any movie soundtracks regularly? No. Do you bruise easily? Way too easily. Like normally something simple won't leave behind an obvious one, but even a normal poke in the arm hurts a lot and leaves the spot sore for a good while. I was tested for anemia, but apparently, I don't have it. What would you love to learn to do? Play the electric guitar. Do you prefer monkeys or lemurs? Ehhh... lemurs as far as cute goes, monkeys overall. Do you watch movies based on the actors or the movie plot? The plot. Do you have any phone charms on your mobile? No. What is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? That's a big 'ole honkin' nope. Last time you puked from drinking? Never. Have you ever gotten drunk and danced on a bar? No. What is your favorite simple ice-cream flavor? Vanilla. Though sometimes I prefer chocolate. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? Only for dinner. I forgot the science behind it, but one of my meds for bipolarity only works to its full effect after ingesting at least 350 calories; I only get about a 20% effectiveness of the medicine when eating less. I know it sounds weird, but my psychiatrist is a goddamn genius, and I trust every word that comes out of his mouth. When was the last time you slept on the floor? Two years ago when I was living with Colleen and I didn't have a blow-up mattress yet. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? When???????????????? do I?????????????? not???????????????????????????????????? Do you wear flip-flops? That's pretty much all I wear just about year-round... I remember in 7th grade, one of my teachers asked me about it a lot and I just told her I didn't mind the cold, which was true. Pretty sure she thought I was lying and was too poor to buy new clothes or something, as she gifted me socks one day, which I thought was incredibly sweet. I miss my 7th grade teachers. Best school year. Who was the last person to kiss you on the cheek? Pretty sure my niece Aubree when saying bye. What is your favorite sauce to eat with spaghetti? Normal Prego sauce, I think. Have you ever seen a magic show? A little one as a kid. When was the last time you vomited and why? Months and months ago when I was testing a medication. Quit that shit real fast, as it made me sick so many times. Where do you usually sit when you eat dinner? Uhhh I eat in my bed usually, lmao. We almost never sit at the table. I normally do if Mom's there, though. How often do you get headaches? Ugh, often. Why did you call the last person you called? I was calling back about my job application that I was supposed to hear about yesterday. How many windows are in the room you’re in? Two. Do you have Facebook friends that you’ve never actually met? Yes. When was the last time you had your photo taken professionally? Not since senior pictures, pretty sure. I hated how it came out. I have a lazy eye when I smile, gah. How long does it take you to get to school or work? Currently N/A. Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed? We're both female, so. And neither of us want kids anyway. When was the last time you completely broke down? A couple weeks ago in a totally random and severe panic attack. Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to? Yeah. Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for? No. I'm not gonna, say, murder someone just because they want me to. What’s something you really want right now? To go and get my tattoo cleaned up by a more professional artist alsdkjfalwei. I got the approximate cost, I just have to wait until I can afford it. This tattoo is so so so important to me and it needs to be perfect. What is your relationship status? Taken. What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person? Not even two weeks lmao. I said yes to dating mostly out of fear of hurting his feelings, and he QUICKLY proved he was NOT for me. Are you listening to music right now? Yeah, my iTunes is on shuffle. Anyone you would like to get things straight with? I wouldn't want to be friends I don't think, but I REALLY want to see Jason one final time to tell him how sorry I am. I recently acknowledged just how fucked up I treated him after the breakup; he wasn't the only one who made mistakes. I sure as hell did. He deserves to hear it badly. I do believe our last talk was a good ending, but I feel me finally admitting that I fucked up would be the perfect one. What was the best thing that happened to you today? Seeing Dad for his birthday. When was the last time you did something for the first time? I talk-talked to some WoW friends a couple days ago, though very very briefly. I couldn't figure Discord push-to-talk out and I ended up panicking lmao. What color are the last new pair of pants that you bought? Black. Is your room clean? I should dust and vacuum, but the latter doesn't currently work. List all the countries you’ve visited. I've never left America. At what age would you allow your kids to dye their hair? Shit, whenever they wanted tbh. So long they sounded serious about it and it wasn't just a brief episode of "oh this would be cool." Which fast food place do you eat at the most? Hm. Wendy's or Sonic. When was the last time you weren’t lonely? Jesus fucking Christ, who knows. What kind of movies do you like? Horror, fantasy, Disney/kids' films, comedies, rom coms, and emotionally moving ones. Bats are not spooky or are they? They're adorable, omg. Do you think blue is a gay color? Fuck off. What's your opinion on gays? Fuck off harder. Do you like the song "Womanizer"? Don't even talk to me if you don't. Where is your favorite place to get fries? You can't live your fullest life without having Bojangle's fries at least once. Do you know anyone who was raised by their grandparents? Idk. Have you ever made your own pie from scratch? No. Who was the last person you had an in-depth conversation with? Sara. What was the last fast food item you ate? A hot dog. What is your favorite gaming console? You know PS2 was the best, you know it. What was the last major city you visited? Raleigh, if that even counts. Do you always have a stock of alcohol in your house? No. Have you ever had a pumpkin latte and if so, did you like it? I hate everything pumpkin-flavored. Is there an antique store in your town or city? I think so... Have you ever been to a baby shower? My sister's. Maybe others', but idr. Do you know anyone who has been to rehab? Pretty sure yes. How many romantic relationships have you been in so far? Genuinely "romantic" ones, two. Would you consider yourself to be a picky eater? I am 99% sure I am the pickiest human being to ever live. Have you ever lived in a house with a pool in the yard? Not a built-in one. What color is your toothbrush? Blue. Do you have gluten intolerance or know anyone who does? I know a few people. Have you ever slept in a car overnight? No. Have you ever fainted? Yes. Do you avoid conflict as much as possible? YUP. Do you like ice cream cake? I'm not a big fan. Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex? Yes. Where is your second home!? The place I'm second-most comfortable is probably Sara's. What song always makes you sad? I avoid listening to "The Mortician's Daughter" by Black Veil Brides unless I just really, really want to hear it. I always tear up due to memories. Have you ever played a game that required removing your clothes? No. Where is your favorite place to be kissed? Breasts and neck. Were you mean as a little kid? No. Who was the last person you hung out with? Dad. What is your mother’s name? Donna. What is your favorite song at the moment? I've been in true love with a heavy metal cover of "Invincible" from the WoW soundtrack for like a full month. What day will you never forget? The breakup night. Suicide attempt. My niece and nephew being born. Meeting Sara. Getting Teddy. First time hanging out at Jason's. 16th birthday. Alice Cooper concert. Putting Dale and Cali down. There's a lot. What was the last thing you took a picture of? Some crazy shit on FB to show Sara. Something you're looking forward to? Getting a goddamn job. What is God teaching you right now? Lul. What does Notre Dame Cathedral mean to you, and how has its fire affected you? I was devastated to hear about it; it was the one event that actually got me paying attention to the news. It is a monument of incredible art and history, and for Catholics, a house of their god. I am so thankful the damage wasn't too tremendous. What’s the last dumb decision you made that you beat yourself up over? I dunno. Surprisingly. What’s your favorite version of the Bible to read? N/A If applicable, do you underline verses in your Bible? N/A When was the last time you went to church? Not since Colleen had her extreme Christian phase two years ago. What’s the last song you listened to on repeat? "Radio" by Rammstein. That new album's gonna be bangin'. Does your town’s hospital have a good reputation? NOPE. It sure does not. I have no issue with the psychiatric care unit there, though. Every time I went to the ER for suicidal thoughts or the attempt, they were sweethearts to me. But as far as physical health, they do NOT have a good rep. I know someone's grandfather that nearly fucking died thanks to them, and I can't recall what it was exactly, but Mom had some complaints during her kidney cancer treatment. What is your hometown known for? Crime. Are you longing for and missing a toxic person? I honestly miss Colleen sometimes, but I can't go back to her. I can't. I'm done giving her more chances than she deserves. It was nice to actually have someone to hang out with, but she is just overall not a pleasant person. What’s your greatest longing? Financial stability, probably. Have you ever read a Bible verse and thought, “this isn’t true”? BOY HOWDY- What are you behind on? Being an adult. I am 23 and a SOOOOOORRYYYYYY excuse for one. Is there someone who’s stolen from you and never got caught? Yes. Someone stole our basketball hoop from my childhood home. Have you been lonely for most of your life? Most of my life, no. What color is your sleeping bag? I don’t have one. When was the last time you used a sleeping bag, and what for? When I lived with Colleen and slept on the floor for a bit. Do you live near the woods? Yeah, there's woods across the road. What do you want to be for Halloween this year? List 1-3 ideas. I wanna be the dumb blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, lmao. A pastel vampire would be pretty cool. And Rhett from the "Sleep Tight" video has instilled in me the great desire to be a steampunk toothfairy at least once. List five things people have been jealous of you for. Idk. List five things you have felt jealous of other people for. More than anyone, a friend of many friends' photography success when I can genuinely and modestly say I really think I'm better than her. That is easily the worst envy situation I've dealt with (and still do), as this is the one that is actually almost spiteful, wrong as that is. Then I have another friend who is a FANTASTIC photographer as well and is now a professional one in the fashion industry, I believe. Then there was a girl I went to school with called Cailin whose drawing skills were naturally INCREDIBLE since elementary school, and I remember back then, me and her would always get the most attention for our work, but she did moreso, but I wanted to be the "best" artist. Once I hit high school I just had great respect for her talent. Next, one of my former best friends Hannia was a natural GENIUS that got perfect scores on LITERALLY almost anything; she had the highest GPA in the entire school, while I was right behind her. And uhhhh five... I have been and still am jealous of my sisters for being proper, successful adults. What is your favorite shade of brown? Like a caramel tone, I guess? What color is your toilet seat? White. Would you rather live in an apartment or a house? Definitely a house. What’s one thing you had growing up that you miss now? Energy. Do you prefer kale, lettuce, or spinach? Lettuce. Do you listen to instrumental bands such as Hammock, Trentemoller, etc.? No. Have you ever gotten a manicure or pedicure? Just because my sisters went and Mom wanted me to hang out with them. I may have with my old friend, too. Have you ever self-harmed? Yeah. Never the answer. Do you have any eating disorders? No. I'm afraid of developing one once I (hopefully) get to the weight I want, though. Have you ever met a celebrity? No. Do you like Monster Energy or do you prefer other energy drinks? I hate energy drinks. They taste like poison. Do you plan on getting married? Yeah. Do you want kids? That's a big fat nope. What’s your sexual orientation? I don’t judge. Bisexual. At what time of day do you normally feel the best? The morning. Name one reason why someone should not commit suicide. YOU. CAN. GET. BETTER. Seek professional help if you feel suicidal, and after what I understand is a serious struggle, you truly can go into the light at the end of the tunnel. You've got, to our understanding, one shot at this. Don't end it when there is a possibility for a beautiful future. If you’re unhappy, what would it take to make you fulfilled? Have a job and be in school. Name someone you know who is a cancer survivor. My mom. Are you friends with any cancer survivors? I don't think so. Do you wish the sunrise and sunset lasted longer? Hm. Sunset, maybe. Idk. Name a country whose history you know nothing about. Lmao most. What is your favorite store at the mall? Hot Topic. Do you have a bed or do you sleep on a mattress on the floor? I have a bed. When was the last time you went for a run? Shit, not since high school gym. Do you keep Christmas lights up year-round? No. What did you win a scholarship for? Nowhere. What type of bug do you see the most often in your home? Flies. Do you put off things until the last minute? I tend to. Is your mom the same size as you? No, I'm smaller. Do you know any Christians who aren’t judgmental? No shit. Do you still think of that Gwen Stefani song when you spell bananas? Ha ha yup. Do you like the way your hair naturally is, or do you change it? It's fine. But I want it dyed badly. Do you know anyone who died accidentally by doing something stupid? Yes. How many different languages have you taken in school? Latin and German. How tall is your father? (Estimate?) Idk. Over six feet. Would you meet Miley Cyrus if you had the chance? No. What is your favorite slow song? Oh yeesh. Idk. Maybe "See You On The Other Side" by Ozzy. Do you believe in karma? No. Do you constantly check your cell phone? No. Only Sara or Mom ever text me, and I pick it up just if the green light is blinking (means I have a message). If there were aliens on earth, would you be afraid? Well yeah. If you could spend 1 hour 20 years in the future, would you? Yes. I want to see where I am, so long as I can change my behavior to improve that future if needed. Otherwise, I don't wanna know. Are your pets asleep? Teddy probably is, Bentley might be, idk where Roman is, but he likely is, I can't see Mitsu from where I am currently, Venus may be (no eyelids, so you never know) as she's in her rock, and Kaiju is awake. Have you ever wished you were an only child? Never. Have you ever hurt someone on purpose? Yes. Have you ever gotten hurt while sledding? No. Do you enjoy going through old pictures? It depends on the subject of them and my mental state. Kid pictures I'm always up for, high school ones are okay, though they can make me really upset with how healthy and skinny I was, and I deleted all photos I had on Facebook of Jason and me last year so I couldn't even risk looking at them ever again, as there's a good chance some would trigger my PTSD. Of all your exes, who do you think you had the deepest feelings for? Jason, obviously. Do you tend to have a lot of drama in your life? I have the most uneventful, bland life. No. When’s the last time someone was disappointed in you? Idk. What song are you listening to right now? Is this one of your favorite songs? "Alone I Break" by Korn. No, but I love it. What is something you have to explain a lot? My sweating issue. Gross to talk about, but I sweat seriously excessively, like you would not believe. It can be 70 degrees and I'll be sweating in seconds. People worry about it, and in VR, I've had to explain it so many times due to it affecting suitable jobs (I think we can all agree being drenched in sweat at work looks extremely bad). Hopefully I won't have to anymore when my doctor decides what to do about it. It's most likely a thyroid issue, which I have no clue about how to subdue symptoms of. There's really a shitload I have to explain lately between doctors and VR... Which compliment do you receive the most? From those that know me/see me, that I'm losing weight. From people in general, "I love your hair" or something like that. Who were you last on the phone with? My sister. What is one thing you have always wondered? Uh. Idk. I'm sure there's a lot, just nothing's coming to me atm... What do your friends think about the music you listen to? Your family? My friends and I like similar stuff, as do my parents, especially Mom. My sisters are the total opposite of me and don't enjoy metal and the like at all. Has anyone ever told you to grow up? Essentially. Do you believe people when they say they don’t judge people? Hell no. How many true friends do you have? Excluding family and my girlfriend as they're more than that, like... one or two, it feels like most of the time. Can you honestly say you’re happy right now? No. What is something you are exceptionally bad at? Doing math in my head or spelling up there. AND READING LIPS. Do you have a house phone? No. Who do you love more than anyone right now? Don't make me choose between Mom and Sara. How much money do you have saved up? I literally have $11. Do you like bright/neon colors? Yes, but I prefer pastel. What is your favorite wild animal? Meerkats. Do you ever eat breakfast? I almost always do. Do you remember who your first grade teacher was? Yes. Have you ever won any trophies? What for? Yeah, for A honor roll all through elementary school (save for 5th grade; I got one B and was so upset, lmao), then in all kid sports I played, everyone got lil ones, some from dance I believe, and I think there's one or two others I'm not thinking of...

#survey #quiz #questions #random

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hijirikaww · 6 years ago

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WOAAA Emmer got tagged, what's that!? Haha I qm very happy with it, please tag me more yall ♡

I was tagged by my awesome bud @confuseddeputyinhopecounty go check out their blog ^_^

Nickname: Emmer, Em, Emmetjeroo and Emmernoodle are my most regular nicknames, but therr is also sha (from shaman) ^_^

Height: I am a Toll lad, at 1m. And 84 centimetres! ^_^ that is over 6 feet! >~<

Last movie I saw at home: hmmm, oh! That was Ghost in the Shell together with my dad yay~

Favourite artists: I am currently really into Palaye royale~

Song stuck in my head: AJR with Calling (nice and happy♡)

Other blogs: nope, just this one! :D

Do I get asks: some times, I always dream of getting more tho, ask me anything, I would love to get to know you all!

Lucky number: 7!

What I am wearing: I am today wearing my very first dress for the first time! I am bad at trying to describe it, so have a pic of it:

I have the green one :)

Further I have high allstars with spikeys and studs, wearing my family heirloom ring which is so pretty~ BUT GUESS WHAT you can take it apart into four rings cuz its a puzzle! No kidding it is great hahaha.

Following: 205 tumbrs! Woaa hahaha

Amount of sleep: hahaha preferably 10+ cuz of chronic exhaustion, but who am I kidding, I would say my average lies at 7 hours ish.

Dream job: I dream of a job in the direction of my studies, medical biology and laboratory research, perhaps in the area of cancer, or behavioural sciences, and that I can do it with my heart ♡

Favourite food: Ooh I have been a fan for years of tortillas with cheese~♡

Dream trip: Ooh I think will be going on it actually next year, to live in Japan for half a year!! Allthough I am not sure that counts as a trip.... otherwise to Finland, that was amazing with the huskies and reindeer under the northern lighy ♡_♡

Play any instruments: YES I DO! I can play a lot of things like violin, harp, piano and some flutes like the hobo, but what I really do for my own damn enjoyment, is BASS GUITAR! :D

Languages: I natively speak English and Dutch, I took five years of German, three years of French and Spanish! Currently I am taking classes in Japanese of course :)

Favourite song: Oooh man how am I supposed to choose one of my babies Aaaa lets see... right now I am really into the Void by Andy black :3

Random fact: I LOVE NOODLES

Describe yourself as aesthetic: asdfghjkl uhhhhh that. Haha jk um I try to be a bit gothy, but mostly punk and or alternative. Going for a lip liercing some time soon, so ya :3

Pets: Oooh I currently have two deareat darling bunnies, Misha (a fat orca bunny, we are going to have to give her extra exercise this summer hahaha) she is one of a kind though, and LOVES being pet.. and eating XD

Stardust, the most curious and adventurous little bunny.

Two gerbils, Ceesecake (aka. Gerrit the gerbil) and Guardian ♡

I have a bunch of fish, and just got the go ahead to adopt a cat!?!?!!!!! ♡~♡

Stuffed animals: Oooh LOTS! haha I still sleep with them every night, I may have a glbig bed but its always ful ^_^ Big bear is my most important one, and guess what, its a big bear ☆

I had him since my 1st birthday though, and love it so dearly ♡

Who do I tag~

@tudomasapenasisso

@sheepfulsheepyard

@snooziep

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hijirikaww · 3 years ago

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Wowww what a list, how exciting!! let's get this party on the road shall we ;) Thank you so much for the tag!!!

what day is your birthday?

The magnificent 22nd of June, which over here is both the longest day, and the first day of summer <3

what’s your favorite color?

TURQUOISEEEEE

what’s your lucky number?

Sometimes it is 7, sometimes it is 8?

do you have any pets?

I currently have two cute gerbils named Yukine and Blue, and an angel of a bunny called Misha! ^_^

how tall are you?

TALL MUAHAHA- I am 184 cm, or practically 6 foot 1 :)

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

Counting the super old and run down ones too? 6.

favorite song?

hmmmmmmmm... One day at a time by ATEEZ, because it has helped me through so so many trying times :3

favorite movie?

UHHH THAT IS ALWAYS SUCH A HARD ONE!?!?! I'll just run with detective pikachu for now cuz.. I won't ever find the answer to this in my life XD

what would be your ideal partner?

Someone who is honest, loyal and kind. Preferably has love languages such as service/gift and verbal, all giving. Lots of love for cuddles all day round ;) Preferably strong cuz my body is falling apart lol.

do you want children?

NO.

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Never, and hope I never will?

what color socks are you wearing?

Ooh today are soft, grey and white striped socks :)

bath or shower?

Shower all the way, I always used to overheat in baths :0

favorite type of music?

Uhm, upbeat music I guess? 99% of my music makes me happy so ye hehe

how many pillows do you sleep with?

Uhm, a lot XD and tons and tons of plushies too!!

position do you sleep in?

I roll. a lot. always. But my favourite is stretched out on my left side :)

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping?

I am a danger. I can roll up and over things and have a lot of long limbs to fling around at scary speeds XD

what do you have for breakfast?

I ususally just have a simple wheat based cereal, gotta get in those long lasting energy sources for the day!!

have you ever tried archery?

I have, and I love it! I was quite good at it and tried to join a club :)

favorite fruit?

RASPBERRIES YUMMMMM

favorite swear word?

Flippedy flip flops ;)

do you have any scars?

I have some, most are fairly faded by now. Most of them are from silly accidents, for some I never even bled which is just weird.

are you a good liar?

I sure am. I rarely lie anymore nowadays, I see myself as a really honest person.

what’s your personality type?

INFJ

what’s your favorite type of girl?

Uh, one that is preferably not girly. Not too hyper or loud either, but hey as long as someone is friendly ;)

innie or outie?

I think they mean belly button lol- innie

left or right handed?

Right handed, but my left hand can do most things fine too.

favorite food?

DUMPLINGS BBYYYYY

are you clean or messy?

I am both. I clean a lot, so hygiene is important, but I also like to live in organised chaos.

favorite foreign food?

Still dumplings, but for the sake of saying something else, I will choose sushi uwu

how long does it take for you to get ready?

Anywhere from 15 minutes to infinity, depending mostly on how much time I have.

most used phrase?

Would "Meow" count?

are you a good singer?

I sure used to be one, now it is somewhat of a yes.

do you sing to yourself?

I do a lot yusss

biggest fear?

I sure hate being chased.

do you like long or short hair?

On me? SHORT. Screw tangles

you’re into gossips?

Nah, its just a bother and takes energy I can't spare

extrovert or introvert?

Introvert for sure, but I can act pretty extroverted when I want to.

favorite school subject?

BIOLOGYYYYYY!!!! Which is precisely why I am making my job out of it ^_^

what makes you nervous?

Uhhhh... Job talks and presentations a little too.

who was your first real crush?

Uh a classmate. Whatever. He was funny, sad that after our class split we never got to talk again, we had a lot in common.

how many piercings do you have?

Four! Both lobes, a helix and a lip piercing :) I am gonna get a conch sometime with my cousin though yayyy

how fast can you run?

Pretty fast, but my joints and lungs will hate me afterwards.

what color is your hair?

Fairly dark brown

what color are your eyes?

A mix of a lot of stuff, from hazel to green and blue!

what makes you angry?

When people talk bad stuff behind people their backs.

do you like your own name?

I do mostly? I love my surname but everyone always gets it wrong bahaha

do you want a boy or girl as a child?

Neitherrrrr

what are your weaknesses?

Myself, my insecurities make things a lot harder than they have to be.

what are your strengths?

I will not back down from anything, and will always aim for more to achieve :)

what’s the color of your bedspread?

Currently it is a black and grey skyline

color of your room?

My room is mostly white, but I painted a wall green and another blue, with a bunch of fun decorations. I kinda wanna paint the map of middle earth on the green one lol.

Tagging time! @the-red1ne @kpopbean @pikacuuuuuuu @hyetiny @eonghwa @yuyusmist @ateezinmymind @baekmond @mais-quenada @dingdonghun @yungisstar1117 @mychicagodaddyjohnny @ateezappreciation <3

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tagged by : @yutahoes bub^_^ thank you<З.

tagging : @cosmiclatte28 @hijirikaww @yungisstar1117 @teailtime @neoculturedtrash You can skip this if you want. :D

what day is your birthday?

26th of June

what’s your favorite color?

neon green and yellow and black(i can’t choose between them)

what’s your lucky number?

do you have any pets?

i have little hammie Senior FullStack^_^

how tall are you?

something near 187 and 190 cm

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

7 pairs😅

favorite song?

I have two: Swimming Pool by Taeyong, and Another Life by Motionless in White

favorite movie?

Haul Moving Castle and all Marvel films till 2021

what would be your ideal partner?

understandable, huggable and supportive

do you want children?

i want, but not now. when i get stable work and payment and have a flat or house, maybe then. and stop being so childish as i am^_^

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

not yet, but as Three Days Grace sang “it’s never too late, it’s never too laaaaaate~”😅

what color socks are you wearing?

lm not wearing any socks now:з

bath or shower?

shower, because if i take a bath i’ll spend all day there:D

favorite type of music?

hard metal and kpop

how many pillows do you sleep with?

position do you sleep in?

hugging two pillows^_^

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping?

sharp sounds and noises

what do you have for breakfast?

i drink coffee

have you ever tried archery?

no, but like to try

favorite fruit?

🍑👀

favorite swear word?

i don’t swear on English, only on Ukrainian, haha:D

do you have any scars?

yup, and most of them from childhood~

are you a good liar?

yup, I am masterfully doing a kind of work and if I can’t find a response to the place of error in the code, I exquisitely prove that I can’t find a breakdown🤡

what’s your personality type?

ISFP-T

what’s your favorite type of girl?

open-minded and who loves gachi memes:D

innie or outie?

i think it depends from- WAIT WHAT??

left or right handed?

right handed

favorite food?

lasagna and i think Ukrainian food

are you clean or messy?

messy.

favorite foreign food?

sushi

how long does it take for you to get ready?

30 minutes or even less

most used phrase?

“Bless me achoo~” “Dungeon”(please, don’t ask. its just my workmates busines:D) “it is a long ass riiiide”

are you a good singer?

no.

do you sing to yourself?

no:c

biggest fear?

bring people close to me and never live together with a boyfriend:c

do you like long or short hair?

long^_^

you’re into gossips?

no, but sometimes like to spill the tea:з

extrovert or introvert?

strong introvert, only extrovert with close people

favorite school subject?

i had few in university. it was Security Projects, Penetration Testing and the one i forgot:c

what makes you nervous?

talking to people

who was your first real crush?

first real crash that i remember was a boy from 11th class when i was in the 3rd. we were on the feast of the first bell. he was really cute and i even remember that i fell before him and he pick me up, shook off the rubbish from my knees and pinched my cheek^_^

how many piercings do you have?

both ears and want to have more on ears and tongue~

how fast can you run?

veeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly

what color is your hair?

blonde-wheat color

what color are your eyes?

green and blue~

what makes you angry?

liars

do you like your own name?

seriously - no:c

do you want a boy or girl as a child?

i want both^_^

what are your weaknesses?

unconfident and a lot of panic

what are your strengths?

i think im a good listener and supporter

what’s the color of your bedspread?

white with pink hearts~

color of your room?

green(closer to mint)

#tag!!!#fun times #thank you cutie pie #:)

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hello! i recently bought 2 female gerbils from different stores (they were both being kept alone cuz their littermates were bought solo) and i have them in a diagonally split 20L tank. the fence is 1/4" hardware cloth and so far signs are really good! my question is that when I introduce them in a couple days, what should i look for? i know the basic things (death rolls, pressing up against each other, squeaking v. sleeping and grooming) but what other signs are there?

Hey anon! I've never done a split cage myself, so I have p much only observed aggression in an already established clan. But I would say that wagging tails are also a sign of aggression to look out for - imo they often have the meaning of "Back off! I am scarier than you" from a gerbil who is a bit scared themselves. The rest that I can remember is more subjective. Chasing and playfighting are normal behaviours, and can even go quite far and still be safe when gerbils are establishing dominance. It is up to you to read the body language and actions of the gerbils as connected - the whole picture - and decide if you need to separate the girls or keep going. Likewise, them sniffing each other and not fighting is a good sign but doesn't necessarily mean they are ready to be together permanently. My advice would be to remember that you don't have to finish this in one go - staging several short interactions that all go positively is likely better than a single long one that turns bad. But, you may only need once! How are they reacting to each other currently? If they interact through the mesh, that's a good sign. If they sleep next to each other through the mesh, even better. If they ignore each other, they may not be ready. Good luck anon, and sorry that my information is not all that comprehensive. Maybe my followers will have things to add.

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March 10/17 - 282 lbs

Ayyy. I am so close to being permanently out of the 280s. Yesterday was super high-carb which I’m not impressed about but my calories were on point. I think I posted about this yesterday, but I was super anxious to make sure I had enough to eat before/at school cuz I had 0$ to my name… but in my first class we were eating and doing food presentations anyways! (I did not track that because a) the ingredients were native and hard to find nutritional info for b) the portions were so small it’s literally pointless).

Today, I happily have my fucking wallet. I have school this afternoon and an assignment to get done before class. I’m hoping I can get gerbils this weekend and I have plans to go out for my darling, delicious, wonderful, God-sent….. SUSHIIIII!!!!!

Speaking of… I need to get back with God. Fun fact, I’m lowkey a pseudo-Christian. I say pseudo because I got baptized on a whim & a good vibes high a few years ago. I am very much just a little baby who is still learning. And I’ve always considered myself alternative/more new-agey nature lovin’ pagan than anything else. So vibing with Jesus is GREAT but also really hard because I have to reevaluate so so so so many of my beliefs. Anyways… that’s for another blog lol. Have a good day folks!

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i'm doing great! i recently decided to apply to jyp and pledis (what am i doing..... yikes......) so now i have to learn the dance to playing with fire... it's really hard but fun!!!

ahh good luck!! im so jealous of ppl who can dance;; cuz i hv the coordination of a drunk gerbil,, work hard!!

#xenophlius #q.txt #m sosososonsleepy can u tell. i can t even think of Words #sso LATE

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Day 84

Eventually I need to crawl out of bed and help get the house cleaned up a bit before Sam comes over, but until I have to pee so bad I can't put it off anymore, I want to be lazy.

Not that I was incredibly productive or anything yesterday. I'm fact, I feel pretty damn lazy. I mean, I did do a few things, but not anything really NOTICABLE. My body has just felt tired and sore -- don't think I am back into shape for working massage that well yet. And I suppose I feel a little restless, so that doesn't help.

Willow, Rachel's gerbil died yesterday. He was close to 3 years old and for a gerbil, that's pretty good. He was always my favorite though, so I was a little bummed by it too.

Having a hard time deciding on what to make up for supper for me, Steve and the kids tonight. I'm leaning towards doing Chinese cuz I got garlic scapes at the farmers market last night, but I'm not sure. Just ordering pizza sounds good too.

I really should try to pull weeds in the flower beds today too.nit looks a bit cooler today and it stormed pretty good last night so the ground will be wet which makes it easier. I can see the sunflowers and morning glories have come up at least, and the basil and mint I planted seem to be doing ok. I hope we get the rest of the stuff I planted, the flowers haven't seemed to take off yet, but I suppose it's pretty early yet.

Well, that needing to pee thing isnt getting any better and I suppose I should get up so I can do stuff here and bring Blue into work at 8:30. I have a 9am appt to tomorrow and also am seeing Tammy at my studio before going into Woodbury for a couple there. Guess if I'm gonna seduce Steve, it has to be tonight. Hope it works out this time, I'm starting to feel needy again. Well ...I suppose that's all the time. Never thought I'd be in a relationship where I'm always wanting to and he hasn't have the same drive. It's not exactly easy sometimes to be honest.

Really. I kinda hate it because I worry what it can do to our realtionship down the road. My sex drive doesn't seem to be lessening any as time goes on. Ugh. Usually a week is as long as I have to wait, but I'm so impatient then and I keep asking myself what is wrong with me that he doesn't want to be with me like that as much as I want it. God insecurties suck.

Really.

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i rly Alright strap in i guess,,

What’s your favorite thing about yourself? uhhhhhh,, Im v proud of my ear for music

What’s the best joke you know? Def the one from who’s line "Our top story today: Convicted hit man Jimmy 'Two-Shoes' McClarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knickknack paddy-whack." Colin Mochrie is a fucking god

If you could only have one of your non-canon OTPs become canon, which would it be and why? I want Elanor and Tahani together so bad bitch,,,

What’s your dream vacation? New York!! Seein a bunch of shows and just chillin in the city :)

If you have a girlfriend, what’s the cutest thing she does? If you don’t, what’s something you do that you think is super cute? Oh my goSh theres so much to choose from fuck,, def one of my favs is she will add like tons of disclaimers to stuff before she says it. like if shes asking a question in class she’ll be like “so this is kind of a weird question, and i totally understand if this steps beyond the boundaries of what we’re talking about, but i figured i’d just ask anyways just in case...” oh my god shes so cute

How do you prefer to spend your free time? MUSIC,, if i can just dick around and cover songs i like,, i am free

What’s a random fun fact that you learned recently? Bamboo is a grass!

When you play truth or dare, do you tend to choose truth or dare? Why I choose truth because I get nervous and once I was playing truth or dare and i had to kiss each of my friends, one on the lips, one by their cleavage, and one on the inner thigh. I did the first 2 and i was so nervous,, prolly cause i was gay as fuck, and right as i was about to put my face right by the vargooba i was saved by god because my nose started bleeding and i had to go inside,,,,,,,, lmao

What’s your favorite thing about being sapphic? That people assume im not so i can rly surprise em!

Who was your first lady crush? Hayley Williams. Hands down,, bitch

If you’re out, who was the first person you told? The last? (If you aren’t out, who is the first person you want to tell?) I didn’t rly come out ever super officially, so I guess my friend amulet when i told them i had a crush on Hayley Williams like right as I realized it lol.

What scares you the most about the future? The fear that I won’t be happy

Do you have a type? If so, what is it? C o n f i d e n c e also when ppl are really smart and responsible and just have a really good handle on their lives. That sounds rly fucking nerdy. Also when people just go for what they want.

Funniest childhood pet story? When my gerbil died I didn’t realize he was dead, and i was so surprised that he didnt run away when i opened his cage like usual. and he even let me pick him up!! i was like wow!! he’s in such a deep sleep. then i didnt feel his heartbeat and i was like oh fuck. this story isnt really funny oops.

What’s your aesthetic? gay shit,,, either v feminine in a rly hippie portland kinda way

What’s your idea of a perfect date? Have you been on it yet? not 2 flex but i planned the perfect fuckin date. first we went rollerskating and hungout at the arcade that they had there and played games. Then we got lunch at this rly cute market, and then we went on a walk that was strategically timed by me so we would get to this giant hill with a perfect view of the sunset. and i had planted a secret backpack in the trees with a blanket to sit on and another blanket to keep warm. and we got to snuggle & watch the sunset together (and our first kiss was right when the sun hit the horizon eeeeee)

What does your favorite color remind you of? playing the og nintendo ds

Quiet studier or loud studier? loud studier cause i talk to myself lol

Coffee, tea, or energy drinks? tea bih!! coffee and energy drinks make me anxious

What’s your stance on glitter pens? fuckin,,,, love

Do you believe in love at first sight? no, i believe in attraction at first sight, but love is a 2 way exchange

Who knows you the best and how did they get to know you? oh gosh,, its a toss up between stevie isaac and shay. they just fuckin,,, get it. stevie gets it cause we’re almost the same person. and shay and isaac,,,,, i still have no fuckin idea how they picked up so much info abt me so fast,, they both scary observant holy fuck

What’s your favorite question to ask? To answer? I love asking ppl about their partners and just seeing them gush hehe. Uhhh idk, im a whore & i’ll answer any fuckin q ppl ask me cuz it means they’re actually interested in what i have to say which is wild

Do you like camping? I LOVE CAMPING. Ive only gone fake camping where your car is right next to the tent,, but its still so fun!!!!!!!!!!!

Cats or dogs? (Hamster is an acceptable answer) Cogs. Dats

What does your dream house look like? A house that I can afford. And maybe w a balcony and a secret room that opens with the pull of a specific book from my bookshelf

What’s your random, useless superpower? solfeg. i can usually figure out a song in solfeg p fast

Tell me about the most beautiful thing you can think of right now. my girlfriend

If you could only hear three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be? Masterpiece Theater III Haunted House She’s a handsome woman

What’s the most stereotypical gay thing you do?? (Besides being attracted to women) keysmash

If you could time travel without any negative consequences, would you? Would you change anything? I would retake the SATs lol

What were you most afraid of as a child? Are you over that fear? Dying. not rly lol,,,, what happens to ur brain bro?? will all my memories from this life be gone???? wtf bro

Favorite mythical creature? i rly love mermaids,,,, and sirens

Have you ever dyed your hair an “unnatural” color? Would you? i havent,, if i didnt do theatre my hair would already be lavendar lmao

What’s your favorite book? invisible man

If you could live inside one fictional world, what would it be? pokemon

Most embarrassing story? theres so many,,,, oh my god. prolly when i was chillin in bed with this girl i was dating and then i got super bad period cramps and threw up in her bathroom and my mom had to drive me home in case i fainted,,,,,, i have not seen her since

Proudest moment? making my boss double over laughing

What’s the most comforting smell you can think of and what does it remind you of? garlic,,,,, it means moms cookin :’)

Do you like fluff or angst more? oh my god i love fluff so much,,,, hhhh

What’s the last thing that made you smile? this short lil dog i saw at work,,,,, so kind

What’s the first thing that draws you to a person? (Romantic or platonic or both) c o n f i d e n c e

Your favorite place to be kissed? fuckin,, anywhere,,,,,,,,,,,,,im a v sensitive person

What’s your opinion on zoos? they’re kinda boring tbh,,

Do you have any siblings? Are you close? i got 2 bros,, we have a good relationship but we dont hangout a lot

Did you have a favorite movie that you would watch over and over as a child? What was it? the year without a santa claus just for the miser brothers

Do you have any tattoos? If not, do you want any? If so, what are they?

What’s your go-to hairstyle? spaaaaace bunsssssss

What’s your favorite flower? it’s not a flower,, technically its a flowering shrub,,,, but i love hydrangea. the color changes based on the pH!! how fuckin cool is that shit??

Are you the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover or the last? Or somewhere in between? somewhere in the middle lol,, never first.

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What’s On in Copenhagen: March 2018

We’re big fans of spring in Denmark: b-i-g fans. Blossom-filled days when the sun starts to come out and the evenings are getting longer (finally!). Plus, there are lot of great activities in Copenhagen to force yourself out from your cozy confines. There’s a whole heap of different exhibitions, festivals, food and drink events, markets, gigs and parties.

Here are all the best events happening in Copenhagen during March:

Thursday 1st March – Sunday 25th March

The Wave

If you missed the brilliant light installation “The Wave” last year, fear not: it is back for part two. Walking through this trippy display feels a bit like entering another dimension. And it’s perfect Instagram fodder too.

Friday 2nd March

The Room at Huset Biograf

Cult favourite, the Room, has got extra screenings added. Blame James Franco. Once deemed the worst movie ever made by film critics, this fan favourite just won’t go away.

Saturday 3rd – Sunday 4th March

Annual Copenhagen Film Festival

The second edition of the ACFF will be held at Husets Biograf. The two day festival that celebrates entertainment and commitment to improving the film industry will show a series of short films and documentaries from 7 – 10 each night, followed by award announcements and networking on Sunday night.

Saturday 3rd March

Jolene presents: Nosaj Thing

Get your disco shoes on cuz American producer Nosaj Thing is playing tracks at Jolene. He’s already made hits for Kendrick Lamar and Chance the Rapper, and now he’s gracing the meat packing district!

Sunday 4th March

BBC Planet Earth II: Live in Concert

Marvel at the world around us with this encapsulating programme from the BBC, with music by the legendary Hans Zimmer being performed on the night by a major symphony orchestra. Unfortunately David Attenborough won’t be in attendance, but we bet it will still be a very special evening.

Tænkepauser at Nørrebro Teater

Every month through June, Nørrebro Teater will be presenting a scientific book in partnership with Aarhus University. Comedian and journalist Sebastian Dorset will present the book as well as interview someone behind the research. March’s book is about fiction, pessimism and sound. The ticket price (150 DKK) includes the book, and there are drinks at the bar afterwards where you can meet everyone involved.

Tuesday 6th March

South Pacific at Husets Biograf

Watch the 1958 classic romantic musical, but this time in color! Set on a South Pacific island during World War II, love soon blossoms between a young nurse and a French plantation owner, who’s being courted for a dangerous military mission. It nabbed three Academy Awards in its time. If you haven’t seen it yet, you know what to do.

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Wednesday 7th March

Luster at Vega

After leaving Sleep Party People, singer songwriter Jacob Haubjerg spent the last three years concentrating on refining his sound and the result was Luster…

Thursday 8th March

Kickstart Women’s Day

Music, coffee and inspiring talks to kick off International Women’s Day in the right way.

Friday 9th March

Akira at Cinematek

Cult Japanese animated sci-fli flick Akira tells the story of a teenage boy who acquires telekinetic powers after a motorcycle accident. Soon he finds himself in the middle of a chaotic and bloody conflict that threatens the future of Neo-Tokyo, then the entire world.

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Saturday 10th March

Mega Sale at Depanneur

We can only assume that cafe Depanneur are upping sticks and leaving, or having a bit of a renovation, as they’re selling off all their old interiors. Everything from chairs, to coffee and even wine is up for grabs, so come and nab a bargain!

Monday 12th March

Designing for Natural Interfaces: Vision

SPACE10 presents a new series of lectures discussing the way technology is changing the world around us and how we interact with it. From computer vision to voice searches to brain interfaces, this monthly free series will tackle the spot where humanity and technology intercept and the tension that arises from that space.

Tuesday 13th March

I’m Dead but I Have Friends at Cinemateket

A black comedy from Belgium follows a rock band, whose lead singer loses his voice and can’t shout for help when he finds himself dumped in a ditch and left to die. The four remaining members choose to honor their friend’s memory by going on tour with his ashes. But on the day of the tour-kick off a mysterious man, claiming to know the deceased suddenly arrives…

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Wednesday 14th March

Mad About Copenhagen Book Kickstarter Launch Party

Head over to beloved wine bar Vinhanen in Vesterbro to celebrate the launch of the Mad About Copenhagen book kickstarter. First 200 drinks are free & they’ll be serving chocolate and toasts on the house all night. If you’re a food-lover in Copenhagen, you’ll want to know more about this book!

Beer Quiz

Do you like beer? Do you like the sweet taste of victory? Then you’ll love Absalon’s beer and quiz night where even the questions are beer-related. It costs 30 kr to enter; you can’t go wrong.

Thursday 15th March – Sunday 25th March

CPH:DOX

The annual international documentary film festival CPH:DOX is back for its 15 year. The biggest of its kind in Scandinavia, the festival continues to grow and bring exciting docs to the big screen. Check out this year’s program for a full list of all the not-to-be-missed films.

Friday 16th March – Saturday 17th March

Sauna Fest

A two-day festival where you can experience saunagus under the night’s starry sky and listen to some soothing, ambient sounds. Plus follow it all up with a cool winter dip in Copenhagen’s waters. The perfect weekend to get rid of your winter cold once and for all.

Saturday 17th March

Born into the 90s

All the best hip hop and R & B from the 90’s in Lille Vega. It’s a five-hour party with the big hits and some beloved classics.

Sunday 18th March

45 years of cinema at Huset

Husets Biograf want you to come and celebrate with them on their 45th birthday! There’ll be cake and popcorn and FREE FILMS! Plus, anyone who’s been involved in the cinema since its inception is invited to say a few words, cute huh? Show them some love.

Monday 19th March

Harry Styles Live On Tour 2018 at Royal Arena

Teen dream Harry Styles and his new record Sign Of The Times are making their way to Copenhagen’s Royal Arena. Lock up your daughters, husbands, mothers or pet gerbils because everyone loves Hazza.

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Tuesday 20th March

Testing Tuesday

Your chance to try out some new game prototypes at Huset’s Bastard cafe. Some of these games may never even get put into production!

Thursday 22nd March

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: In Concert

Music and magic all swirl together in this spell-binding concert. The Czech National Symphony Orchestra will bring Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets alive when they play John Williams’s unforgettable music in the DR Concert Hall.

Friday 23rd March

WhoMadeWho at Store Vega

Thought by many to be Denmark’s best live act, WhoMadeWho have undoubtedly delivered rivetting, unforgettable concerts. The trio are notorious for their high-octane acts and bubbling energy on stage. Expect to be impressed.

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Saturday 24th March

Rejjie Snow at Pumpehuset

Irish rapper Rejjie Snow who has already worked with Grammy winner Rahki (Kendrick Lamar) and Joey Bada$$ is bringing his unique, dream-like rap to Scandi shores. His latest single “Egyptian Luvr” was just named Annie Mac’s Hottest Record In The World on BBC Radio 1.

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Monday 26th March – Sunday 1st April

Copenhagen International Improv Festival

For the fifth year running, the Copenhagen International Improv Festival will host 140 workshop spots with 20 different teams from all different countries around the world participating. If you’re ready for a new challenge, you should totally sign up!

Tuesday 27th March

Rhye at Vega

The dreamy R&B Danish/Canadian pair Rhye produces enchanting sounds, like a mug of hot chocolate for your ear drums.

Wednesday 28th March

Majid Jordan at DR Concert Hall

Having already penned for Drake, the Canadian duo Majid Jordan are set to release The Space Between later this year. Their smooth and soulful pop will leave you shuddering on the dancefloor and day-dreaming about the one that got away…

Friday 30th March – Sunday 1st April

CPH Art Space

50 selected artists with disciplines in modern art, ceramics, fine art and sculpture will be showing in this communal space in Nordhavn.

Saturday 31st March

DVSN at Pumpehuset

Lots of Canadian R&B acts gracing Copenhagen this month. Dvsn, made up of singer Daniel Daley and producer Nineteen85 (responsible for Drake’s “Hotline Bling”), make lusty, cautionary tracks about haunting lost loves and messy, bitter-sweet affairs. Not for anyone getting over a break-up.

Ongoing in March: Hvad der sker i København

I Am Velvet Black: Erik Mortensen Haute Couture Exhibition at DesignMuseum Danmark

Running until March 2018, this gorgeous exhibition explores the work of famed Danish couturier Erik Mortensen. Head designer for Parisian fashion house Balmain from 1982 – 1990, Mortensen’s work is as intricate and dramatic as it is elegant. This exhibition will be a revelation for fashion-lovers.

Art in the Making at Statens Museum for Kunst

Ever wonder how a masterpiece is made? This exhibition explores the process by which art is made from initial sketches through final results. Artists such as Krøyer, Degas and Rembrandt are included. On from 8th February until May 2018.

Picasso Ceramics at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art

Ceramics lovers: this is not to be missed! A major showing of over 160 pieces of ceramic art from Picasso, this exhibition at Louisiana is the first of its kind in Scandinavia and is truly special. On until end of May.

If you’re a business or organisation that would like us to add your event to next month’s calendar, please contact us at hello [@] scandinaviastandard [dot] com. Thank you!

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