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[zucktales]

@cutoffkhakis you understand.

she is beautiful

she has literally done so much for us. as if you even care.

[botanyshitposts]

what if i left my finger on a sundew for like a REALLY long time? would it be able digest my finger? can they do that? i did i quick google search and didnt find an answer so feel free to ignore this ask if you have to put any effort into it cause i didnt put much effort into finding the answer, but if you happen to know like off the top of your head and it isn't a bother then like yeah what would happen to my finger?

oh fucking boy are you into a treat bc u bet ur ass i know the answer to this and its not pretty like tw: the answer to carnivorous plants eating human flesh

okay, so in the carnivorous plant community there’s this botanist named barry rice. rice is a pretty significant figure, and has written some books, is the editor of the ICPS’ quarterly newsletter, has contributed to a considerable amount of research, and is overall a pretty respectable dude who still studies carnivorous plants and does lectures and stuff. he also runs a website called sarracenia.com, where he answers a lot of carnivorous plant questions ranging from simple care ones to advanced info. 

back in 2005, Rice got athlete’s foot. he got like. really, really bad athlete’s foot, and when he finally got meds to get it under control, some dead skin had started peeling off. like, sizable chunks of flesh. so he did the reasonable thing and decided to test this to see if his venus fly traps would eat them. 

now, venus fly traps can’t eat anything that doesn’t move- the stimulation of the struggling organism retriggers the hairs inside the traps to confirm to the plant that it’s snapped onto something, and the more movement it makes, the harder the plant seals the vacuum and the more digestive fluids are released. such is life. so Rice added small earwigs to 2 of the 4 samples (samples 2 and 3) to simulate movement (but all 4 ended up eating the samples regardless). being a scientist, he also scanned in the chunks pre-being eaten, and fed the chunks to not just one venus fly trap, but to a normal venus flytrap plus three other different varieties. he then waited. he assumed that the plants wouldn’t be able to eat the skin, as he assumed that it would be too hard for them to eat (skin callouses + his resident fungal ordeal). 

when the traps finished digesting and opened a few weeks later, rice collected the carnage, scanned them in, and posted about his experiment on his website. what he found was that not only did the plants eat almost all of his toe chunks (i would estimate about 95% based on the images), but they also rejected some parts, which they had sucked all digestible nutrients out of. we see this kind of skeletonization in small animals that fall into carnivorous nepenthes pitchers, but it takes several months of them sitting in there to become fully digested, and in rice’s case, there wasn’t even any bones involved and it took comparatively significantly less time to do so. he then compared all four of them to their pre-digestion counterparts. 

now, i won’t put the full on image of the before and after carnage in this post to protect the innocent, but for those interested, here’s the photo of the pre and post digested toe chunks. the “A” samples are before they went in, and the corresponding “B” samples are when they came out. 

this is pretty interesting, because from what I can tell with my limited knowledge of human biology, it looks like the plants chose to eat away almost all the cartilage?? rice couldn’t seem to make any sense of the color change; to me it seems like they almost rejected any and all blood present in the skin capillaries (how much blood is in any part of ur body at once?? isn’t that like, a thing, where like there’s a small amount of blood touching all ur cells always?? did the plant just condense all of the trace amounts in those chunks and reject it??) but to me, that doesn’t make much sense; isn’t blood a pretty easily easily digested thing? like if you’re not an animal, you would think that that would be a pretty sweet and easy source of protein and stuff. Why would they reject that??

my other hypothesis on looking at that is that it rejected the super diseased portions. or maybe the toughest parts. maybe if it hadn’t finished its natural time-mediated cycle of digestion so soon, it would have finished digesting what was left over. maybe it had undesirable nutrients, or whatever reacted with the weak acid in the plants to produce a chemically indigestible product. idk, this is honestly an experiment i’d like to see replicated on a professional level, preferably with a pre and post examination of the chemical composition of the flesh, you know? and this doesnt even get into the differences in how the different varieties of venus fly trap ate the chunks; the first cultivar, a garden variety wild type, seemed to make the most dent in it, but also didn’t have a bug added. that being said, sample 4 also didn’t have a bug added, and had a similar digestion level to plants 2 and 3; this confirms for us that what was left over by the plants was, indeed, undigested toe chunk specifically. so why did the first variety eat the most? did it have a longer digestion period, or a stronger acid (being an unbred variety), or maybe it’s toe chunk had less of- uh, whatever the plants didn’t like? 

i wish barry had included a chart of other aspects of the plants, like their age and the size/number of the traps and stuff, and information on the cultivars, the last time they had been fed, maybe an analysis of the digestive fluid of each, etc. basically a scientific paper. yeah, i wish rice had made this into a proper scientific paper.

so anyway. I’m not sure what would happen with sundews, as those are a distinctly different plant, but a similar mechanism would be needed; you would need to wiggle your finger occasionally to keep the plant convinced that it hadn’t made a mistake. it would probably take weeks, or months, but eventually it would either 1. eat what it could wrap itself around to the bone or 2. make at least a dent in the digestible meat of your finger. eventually it would stop eating and unravel, wether it was digested or not, because these are active traps we’re dealing with. maybe it would spit out/eat around parts that it didn’t like in the process. idk man if i ever actually come across the means to test this i promise i will report here on this blog first

rip botanist barry rice’s toe chunks 2005-2005

[spacebeets]

i would die for your bueller and also your other ferret i also have a ferret their name is dennis and they are just so good so kind so smart never bites too hard always plays so amazig good boy KNOWS HOW TO EAT HIS WET FOOD (i taught him!) gentle boy lets me trim his nails with no complaint sleeps in my sock drawer angel

Dennis sounds adorable! Ferrets are the best ♥♥♥♥♥

[pizzacummies]

Uhm I Respect my pussy by saying no to eating soggy pasta w/ mayo 👀😷

people who eat pasta salad.....how u look at cold pasta and say that fucks....😬

[mikeflorbg]

...hotter than July #ATL #cutoffkhakis #clarks #summer2014 #mikeflo (at Atlanta, Ga. )

[bflat206]

Sk8'n the gym! #BlackSk8r #CutoffKhakis #SummerCamp #ChuckTaylors #WolfTee

[itsme98z]

Seriously tho. It’s about the rights of all disabled people. Just because of your personal experience @cutoffkhakis doesn’t mean you can or should use that to dictate other disabled people’s lives. You are one person. If you don’t want to have kids, that’s absolutely fine. That’s your choice. But the problem is that people aren’t giving disabled people the choice. Many people are forcedully sterilized. And a disabled person trying to adopt is hard because their ability to take care of the child is immidiately called into question because of their disability (s). I’m sorry you have negativity tied to your disabilities. I’m sorry you hate it. I’m sorry you feel terrible because of your disability (s). But understand that you are one person, and just because you feel one way about disabilities doesn’t mean everyone feels the same.

Also, you said some things that were concerning about how you view yourself and your life. You sound like you’re going through a hard time and if you need anyone to talk to, I’m here and willing to listen.

sigh. disabled people are allowed to have kids. i hate that this is debated

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8:33am and I'm feeling better then I've ever been! #CrooksandCastles #khakishorts #cutoffkhakis #Circa #sofreshandsoclean

[bflat206]

Jail house pose! Hahaha!! #wifebeater #nikesb #cutoffkhakis #tattoos #snapback #supersonics (Taken with Instagram)

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[pizzacummies]

people who eat pasta salad.....how u look at cold pasta and say that fucks....😬