#cute Christmas photo of adorable couple and I love a good gag gift

[synonymouswithanonymous]

opinion....alcoholism? 😂😂

As always skip if uninterested.

So let me get this straight...a few drinks here and there means he's an alcoholic....?😂😂

Drinking isn't taboo or unenjoyed in Denmark.

We rarely see images of them drinking but if we do they're on vacation, at a vineyard, bday parties, work events, insert random pic of drinking wine during *gasp* the "holiday season" etc. Where drinking socially is normal.....where were these claims during Vikings and the many very very drunk pub pics? Oh wait it's only a problem now bc he isn't single anymore, and it has to be his GF's fault LOL! 😂

Having a glass of wine whether it's for an evening drink, pairs well with dinner, etc notwithstanding bc haters want to pretend that he's changed or an alcoholic now besides being "creepy, dumb, immature" etc. Bc he got a GF. Lol this is ridiculous.

He used to definitely show himself drinking more, I've posted several videos to counter the whole "she posted a drunk video of him, it's bad and she's ruined his reputation as an actor." Really? 😂😂 look at his past posts, see him chug a beer on a boat with malte before jumping into the water.  See him lift another dude on his shoulders to do a shot. All pre-gf, and he was drinking a beer at a festival with a girl on his lap post Rikke 2018 reboot lol.  I made a dating history post awhile back. He's PROMOTED that green can of danish or german beer for so long I thought he was legit advertising for them (he might have been lol). Besides its the holidays, it's not taboo, who goes to a vineyard and says no to their wine? Nobody that wants to go to a vineyard that's who!! Lol

I definitely agree he now drinks LESS on camera than he used to, not that what he does isn't normal or something. Just we do get less since he's gotten older and matured.

Nothing seems topsy turvy at all, just an adult man behaving like an adult man. Having fun, and enjoying a glass of red, with his red 💕, during the holidays. If anything it seems he's evened out more now that they're together. They look happy and healthy to me!

But no of course the go to response is somehow, misogyny imo, is that JM is bad and their hater world would be perfect if he was sad and alone again. And any imagined story they come up with is also her fault. 🙄🙄 who based in reality thinks the only time she gets to post is when he's tipsy? I mean really? They don't look tipsy on Christmas day. Plus most of their couples photos alcohol isn't visible, unless you think when she posts life updates it's all from the same day? 😂😂😂😂 edited bc not sure where they're at, lol could be his family home, could be her family's home, could be at the beach still!! Who knows as long as they're having fun! 😊😊

The most common beverage I see is the green juice or coffee! 😂😂

Smoking is worse, imo, as wine does have some health benefits but I doubt cigarettes do. Lol. His choice though, his lungs!

Maybe people shouldn't be taking the few glimpses we see and turning it into another soap opera fiction story that only exists in their hater mind? Zero evidence that he's anything like an alcoholic. 🙄 and enjoying drinks doesn't make anyone an alcoholic. Please realistically think before diagnosing strangers with anything.   What you want to start more rumors about him online bc the racist/mocking the disabled with his eyes crossed false assertions and other shite didn't stick? It feels like grasping at all kinds of straws or any straws at all to punish him with made up stories, for being happy, and finding love with an awesome talented and gorgeous LADY. I thought these were the same people worried about his reputation? They sure do seem to be trying to straight up attack him and his reputation (hers too) in any way they can think of to do damage. 😂😂

[brainyxbat]

A Spooky Birthday Ch 2

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Pairings:

Vesabi (Venus x Wasabi) ⬅ Lots of fluff!

Honeygo (Honey Lemon x Gogo)

Fredashi (Fredzilla x Tadashi)

Hints of Chiro (Hiro x Carrie Francess)

Carrie belongs to my friend, @divinejusticespiritual!

A Spooky, Scary Birthday

Ch. 2

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October 8th, 2032

Before long, when nighttime loomed, a certain theme park area came in view. When the vehicle slowed to a stop in the parking lot, Tadashi made the three-word announcement they were all waiting for, interrupting makeout sessions between two of the three couples inside.

“Here we are!”

The group immediately filed out with their luggage, Venus shoving her game console in her hoodie pocket. “Now will you guys tell me where we are?” She playfully griped. Strangely, they seemed to try to stay in front of her, obscuring her vision. It helped that she was among the shortest in the group, only second to Hiro by an inch.

“Actually,” Tadashi smirked, “We'll just show you.” He and Fred dramatically stepped back to let her see ahead; the lit-up Sleeping Beauty castle!

Her green eyes widened, as her jaw dropped in shock. She couldn't believe it; they had taken her to Disneyland, for her birthday! Just like she had wanted for years! A wide smile grew on her face, before screams of joy escaped her throat, as she hopped up and down with excitement. Her friends and boyfriend watched with wide grins, glad she was happy; even Gogo managed to smirk. Venus hugged everyone in turn, thanking them profusely. But when it was Wasabi's turn, learning he mainly had the idea to come out there for her special day, she took a different approach; she ran and pounced on him, though thankfully he wasn't seriously hurt, and he landed face-up on the concrete, with her on top of him. Before he could say anything, she started covering his whole face with quick, ecstatic kisses. The others watched in amusement, as Wasabi laughed, and playfully shook his head. “Okay, okay, let me breathe,” He chuckled, sitting up with one hand on her shoulder, “We're really glad you're happy, Sunshine.” He kissed her tiny lips for a moment, “Was the wait worth it?”

“Definitely,” She giggled, and helped him back on his feet. He had purple kiss marks all over his face from her lipstick. “Where are we staying?”

“Right there!” Honey pointed to the back of “The Disneyland Hotel” in front of them.

“Awesome!” They all headed for the hotel, dragging their luggage along. Venus smiled at the beautiful area; the gorgeous blue lighting from the two buildings, the palm trees, the tiki bar, and the swimming pools surrounded by lounge chairs made it very cozy. “Wow,” She breathed in awe, and took her phone out of her purse to get a picture, her other hand holding Wasabi's.

He smiled when she perked up at the sight of the Fantasia Gift Shop. She was so cute. “After we check in,” He whispered, and kissed her temple. She blushed, and nodded with a little giggle, and rested her head on his arm. They all walked inside the lobby; it had a “Small World” rug in shades of purple and blue, ivory walls and floors, blue lighting at the front desk, rod chandeliers, a purple plush couch and armchairs, and little tables in front of them. “I'll check us in,” He offered; Hiro and the remaining couples sat on the chairs, getting comfortable fast.

“I'll go with you.” Venus walked with her boyfriend to the shortest line, looking around the beautiful lobby.

Thankfully, they didn't have to wait long. “Hello! Welcome to the Disneyland Hotel!” The female cast member kindly greeted them. “How can I help you?”

“We have a reservation for a one-bedroom family suite,” Wasabi replied; he stifled laughter at Venus' gasp and jaw drop of surprise. “It should be under Woods, for the birthday girl.” He held her close by her shoulders.

The woman typed and scrolled on her computer, then nodded. “Ah, yes! Here it is. Your suite is ready for you; I'll have a bellhop come for your luggage.”

“Okay, thank you,” Wasabi nodded, then returned to the others, “Our suite is ready; they're getting a bellhop out here.”

“Sweet!” Fred pumped his fists in the air. “You excited to be here, V?”

“Very!” She giggled. “I can't believe you guys did this!”

“Believe it,” Gogo smirked, “You're not dreaming.”

“This is real!” Honey hugged Venus tightly, lifting her off the floor for a moment.

The birthday girl felt her airways blocked for a moment, before they were opened back up. “Thanks so much, all of you. You're the best friends anyone could ask for!” She hugged them one by one again, then turned to Wasabi. “And the best boyfriend ever.” She hugged him tightly, goofily shaking him for a second.

He laughed, and hugged her back. “Anything for you, princess.” He kissed her blushing cheek, ignoring Hiro's gag gesture. He chuckled, and held her when she bashfully burrowed her face in his chest, her dark hair draping like curtains. Her shyness was so adorable; it was one of the many things he loved about her.

Just then, a bellhop with a luggage cart entered the lobby from one of the elevators. “Woods?”

“That's us,” Gogo raised her hand, as they stood up.

“So, we're having a birthday tomorrow?” The friendly man tried to make conversation, as the cart was loaded.

“Yep,” Wasabi nodded, “My beautiful girlfriend, Catherine.” He patted her back, as she unveiled her face. “We drove 6 hours from San Fransokyo to come here for her special day.”

“They didn't tell me, until we arrived a few minutes ago,” She giggled, “The wait was worth it.”

“Good! How old will you be tomorrow?”

“19.”

“Oh, you're 18 right now? I thought you were first entering your teen years,” He admitted sheepishly.

“It's okay,” She giggled, “I get that a lot. I'm so excited to be here!”

“I'm glad!” He nodded, as they headed for their suite. “The Halloween décor is beautiful in person, the treats are amazing, and the merchandise is all fun. Plus, the Haunted Mansion has a Nightmare Before Christmas makeover.”

“Yep,” Venus confirmed, holding Wasabi's hand as they walked, “I'll be riding that, definitely.”

Before long, they arrived at their destination. “Here we are!” The bellhop opened the door for them, then handed Wasabi the key. “I hope the suite's to your liking, folks.”

They looked around the living room in awe, and amazement. The tan carpet had lighter colored swirls, and the beige walls had darker, vertical stripes; it was the same in the bedroom. The drapes by the huge window were brown and blue plaid, and the tan furniture looked very cozy, while the dark wood tables were beautiful. The couch was in front of an adequately-sized TV above a dresser. A round table with 4 blue striped chairs was by the window, and photos of various attractions adorned the walls.

The bathroom had ivory walls, a pair of lamps held by Mickey hands at both sides of the sink mirror, and tan hard floor, while the bathtub had a horizontal row of blue tiles. The beds had gold metallic skirts, white sheets and pillows, and over both beds was a dark wood castle portrait with fireworks.

When Hiro turned it on after the bellhop left with the emptied cart, everyone watched as the fireworks lit up. “Wow!” Honey's eyes lit up with ecstasy. “So pretty!”

After it ended, Venus made a beeline for the bed closest to the window. “Dibs on this bed!” She giggled, and dropped down on the mattress, leaving her sneakers on the floor.

“I guess we're sleeping there,” Wasabi joked with a snicker, and joined her, as the others explored the suite. He grabbed his girlfriend around her shoulders, and fell back on the bed, taking her down with him; she squealed in surprise, and laughed with him, laying on his chest. “You're too precious for this world, Sunshine.” When he noticed her short hoodie was ridden up just a bit, he smirked.

Venus yelped, and burst out laughing, her legs kicking up when he playfully tickled her flat stomach for a second. “Don't!” She giggled.

“Don't what?” He played dumb, teasing her.

“Don't tickle me!”

“What, like this?” He tickled her again, this time with both hands.

Venus squealed with laughter, and squirmed harshly in his arms. “Wasabi! St-stop!” She tried to hug herself for protection, but his shifting hands were in the way.

Wasabi grunted, and laughed when her elbow jabbed his ribs in her struggle. “Okay, okay, I'll stop,” He chuckled, resting his hands at her shoulders, as she caught her breath. “Sorry; you're just adorable.”

Venus blushed, and giggled. “Okay, I forgive you. Thanks; but if you try that again, you'll get elbowed somewhere else, buster.”

“Message received,” He went along with her joke, knowing she wouldn't hurt him on purpose. “So, you like the suite?”

“I love it,” She nodded, “It's beautiful. Can we check out the pool?”

“Sure,” He smiled, “Everyone ought to like that. We all brought swimsuits.” He kissed the top of her head.

After a few minutes of snuggling, Hiro came in the room, agitated. “What's wrong?” Venus asked him.

“Fred, Tadashi, and the girls are all making out in the living room,” Hiro bemoaned.

She heard the subtle noises, and stifled a grin. “Ah. Well uh, we're going to go to the pools, if you all want to check them out.”

“I think that'd be fun,” Hiro nodded, “Anything to keep the loverboys and lovergirls from exchanging saliva.”

Venus giggled. “When you and Carrie are older, you'll understand. But yeah; they oughta have boundaries outside the suite.” She slid down into her shoes on the floor. “I'll tell them our plans.” She walked in, and smirked. Hiro wasn't wrong; both couples were quite engaged. Fred and Tadashi were on the couch, while Honey was in Gogo's lap, in one of the chairs. She could see why Hiro felt awkward. “Hey, lovebirds!” She exclaimed, getting them to separate. “We're going to go down to the pool. You guys want to go?”

“Yeah! Sounds fun!” Honey agreed.

“Okay,” Gogo added.

“Sounds awesome!” Fred nodded.

“Let's do it,” Tadashi chimed in.

“Yay!” Venus cheered, and ran to her luggage in the bedroom to change in the bathroom. The bikini that Honey helped her pick out made her look like a Gothic mermaid; with a black shell halter top, and black scales super high-rise swim bottoms that covered her belly button. After tying a black celestial sarong around her upper chest, she emerged from the room. She stashed a black starry skeletons coffin-shaped towel in her creepy tree drawstring bag, along with her phone and wallet from her purse. “I'm ready!”

Once the rest were changed into swimwear, they exited their suite, Wasabi keeping the key card safe in his wallet, which was in his girlfriend's bag. He was wearing a green floral button-up t-shirt with the Millenium Falcon, and R2-D2 from Star Wars subtly added in, a pair of dark blue swim trunks printed with green pineapples, a kelly green tie-back headband holding his dreadlocks from his face, and black sanuk sandals. He also had a Baby Yoda beach towel slung over his shoulder.

“I love your swimsuit, Honey Lemon,” Venus complimented.

“Thanks, V!” Honey beamed brightly. “I convinced Gogo to match with me too!” The tall, blonde Latina was wearing a one-piece with a skirt-like ruffle on the waist, and a Sally patchwork printing all over. She had white wedge rhinestone flip-flops on her feet, giving her 3 more inches of height.

“She wore me down,” Gogo admitted. Under her dark blue velour dolphin shorts, and black studded muscle tee, was a grey two-tone striped bikini with small Jack Skellington heads, and black/white striped trimming. Her shoes were purple Nike high-tops.

“That's cute!” Venus gushed.

Fred wore a pair of red Hawaiian swim trunks, and a matching cabana shirt, handed down by his grandfather, along with a white and black Captain Fancy graphic ringer tank top, and red Converse high-tops. Tadashi, meanwhile, was wearing black Star Wars galaxy swim shorts, his white and black ninja ringer t-shirt, and light green Converse high-tops.

Hiro was in Spider Man swim trunks, his usual red robot t-shirt, and grey sneakers with yellow laces. “Look at you, in your big boy swim trunks,” Tadashi jokingly smirked.

“Ah, shut up,” Hiro swatted his arm, as his older brother snickered.

“Tadashi, don't tease him,” Honey scolded, “He looks adorable!”

“Okay, Honey,” Gogo urged her to stop, as Hiro facepalmed.

They arrived outside, and made a beeline for the pool with the monorail water slides, all lit up for the night. “Wow!” Venus' eyes brightened. “It's beautiful!” She got another picture with her phone, as did the rest. They gathered at the lounge chairs, and had a seat, the couples sitting together.

When Venus removed her sarong, Wasabi couldn't help but stare, his cheeks flushed; her swimsuit showed her petite, gymnast body build quite nicely, without being too revealing. Evening out the playing field, he undid all the buttons on his shirt, letting his toned chest peek out. She turned to him, and blushed a deep red; he was so handsome. She admired, and appreciated his effort to look good without going too far. She hated for his health to deteriorate.

After a few minutes of relaxing, she stood up on the tile floor, keeping her shoes off. “Hey, Hiro! Want to try the water slides?”

“Sure,” He nodded.

“Yay!” He pulled off his shirt, lazily discarding it on his chair, and ran with her.

The group stayed at the pool for over an hour, having an amazing, relaxing time. Venus and Hiro, alongside Fred and Honey, had turns on the two water slides, all of them having a blast.

Afterwards, they all returned to their suite, tired from the long drive, and their pool time combined. While Venus rinsed the chlorine from her hair to keep her green streaks vibrant, her friends and boyfriend changed into their pajamas. Honey wore a white long-sleeve pajama top with black polka dots, yellow accents, and Minnie Mouse on the left breast pocket, and matching boxer shorts that showed off her long, tan legs, while Gogo went with “Not a Morning Person” black bat pants, and a matching blue tank top. Though having her own hair streaks, she was waiting for her turn in the shower.

Tadashi changed into black and white plaid lounge pants, and a blue Flynn Rider t-shirt with “Can't Stop the Smolder”. Fred had a pair of black tropical Mickey Mouse PJ pants, and a purple Captain Fancy t-shirt. Hiro was in blue Spider Man sleepwear, with a t-shirt and long pants.

Before long, a wet-haired Venus opened the door, wearing one of the white bathrobes provided to them. It was quite baggy on her tiny body. “I'm done! Your turn, Gogo!”

“Thanks.” The tough girl disappeared into the bathroom soon after the birthday girl was out.

Venus sat on the bed, and admired the view from the window; she smiled and blushed deeply when Wasabi sat next to her, wearing only green Star Wars: Last Jedi icons pajama pants. No shirt. She leaned into him when he wrapped an arm around her shoulders. “You having a good time so far?”

“Yep,” She nodded, “And we haven't even been to the parks yet!” She giggled.

“I'm glad,” He smiled, “You being happy is what's important.” They shared a kiss for a second. “This is actually my first trip here.”

“Really?” Her eyebrows raise in surprise. “Well, we've gotta make tomorrow special for you!”

“You don't need to,” Wasabi shook his head modestly, “Tomorrow's your birthday; it should be special for you, babe.”

“It'll be special for both of us,” She insisted.

“Okay,” He gave up with a chuckle, “I know you won't take no for an answer.”

Later, everyone was ready for bed. Hiro had sent a goodnight text to Carrie, and waited until she responded, before going to sleep. Venus wore black boxer shorts with a Disney Villains icons printing, and a grey t-shirt with Maleficent, Ursula, and the Evil Queen (Grimhilde) on the front, and “Bad Girls Have More Fun” in purple letters. After changing, she crawled in the bed, and under the covers, up to her boyfriend. She flopped down on the mattress, feeling exhausted. “Ready for bed?” She asked him.

“Yep,” He nodded, and held her close to his chest. She blushed again, and laid her hand by her face, at his neck. “Excited for tomorrow?”

“Very,” She giggled, “It's going to be the best birthday ever! Heck, it already is.” They had their traditional goodnight kiss, feeling drowsy from the insanely comfortable bed. “G'night, handsome.”

“G'night, my birthday queen.” He kissed her forehead, then drifted off to sleep with the girl he loved more than anything.

By then, everyone was out, deep in peaceful slumber.

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Pinterest Links:

Vesabi

Venus Lipstick: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864558994/

Venus Swim Top: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575860808510/

Venus Swim Bottoms: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/AQ65xeRCrYFCdwM09LczcJllo6hM9NU4_TyJah4Mx0LcbP1suUUSKTw/

Venus Sarong: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575860875971/

Venus Towel: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575860484229/

Venus Bag: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864660129/

Venus Pajamas: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575860486408/

Wasabi Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864507308/

Wasabi Swim: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575861768237/

Wasabi Headband: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575861508681/

Wasabi Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864586141/

Wasabi Towel: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865273587/

Wasabi PJ Pants: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865276189/

Honeygo

Honey Swimsuit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575862094698/

Honey Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575863836843/

Honey Pajamas: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575855394248/

Gogo Shorts: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864406748/

Gogo Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575864063822/

Gogo Swimsuit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865273659/

Gogo Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575861509154/

Gogo Pajamas: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865275977/

Fredashi

Fred Swimsuit/Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575863605092/

Fred Tank (style, no graphic): https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865273755/

Fred Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575857517833/

Fred Pajama Pants: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575855320867/

Tadashi Swimsuit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575863951842/

Tadashi Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575857523761/

Tadashi Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/AXHsUt6L6Ia9TNx9XVzR-MV76gYBTQG9VGW-ZM-T6A_G6e6spRBo-8g/

Tadashi Lounge Pants: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575861012227/

Tadashi FR Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575857839840/

Hiro

Swimsuit: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865273895/

Shirt: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575863693699/

Shoes: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575862178104/

Pajamas: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/442830575865276173/

[ninawritesastory]

Thoughts on creek as parents?

I think they’d make good parents! It would be completely nerve-wrecking at first, because Tweek’s terrified he’s going to end up being his parents and Craig’s not entirely sure if he’s really dad material, but I think they’d figure it out and really shine as dads.

I can see them having three kids. Maybe four, but three seems like a good number to both of them. (Personally I envision twin girls and a boy with about a five or seven year age difference.) Whatever career choices they make, I think they’d end up being financially stable enough to afford kids, and I think there’s a part of them both that desperately wants to be a dad. Craig grew up with a pretty solid father figure in Thomas: a good man with his flaws, but at the end of the day still a good man who loved his wife and loved his kids and wanted a better life for them than the one he led. I think that’s an impression that really sticks with Craig throughout his life. And there’s a part of Tweek that adores the idea of raising a kid. Something about the idea of a child looking up to him and calling him Dad makes him melt inside.

I’m not sure exactly what method they’d go about getting a kid, though. Adoption’s fairly standard, and I think the idea of giving a kid a decent and stable home would be kind of satisfying to the both of them. And while they’d love to adopt younger kids, I think they’d actually go for older children, the ones who have hit the age where it’s pretty unlikely they’ll ever be adopted (because everyone wants a cute chubby baby or a giggling little kid, not a preteen or a teenager).

On the other hand, I could easily see them wanting their own biological kids. Craig would have no problem with contributing sperm, but I think Tweek might have some hang ups here. It’s possible he’d be concerned about passing on any of the genes for his mental health issues or if there was any permanent damage to his DNA due to the meth. Basically, he’d be terrified that any kid with his genes would be fucked over from birth. So if we go this route with the three I mentioned earlier, the twins would biologically be Craig’s and the boy would biologically be Tweek’s. (The age difference then would be Craig slowly convincing Tweek that he wouldn’t be damning an innocent kid with his genes.)

And hey, Mephesto’s still around; maybe they find a way to combine their genes to have kids that are biologically both of theirs. But with this one, I think they’d still focus more on the adoption option in case it didn’t work out. Also, it’s South Park; you probably wouldn’t have to suspend belief much to get some sort of mpreg scenario going.

Tweek would probably be the more anxious parent. He’d be the one who tries to keep the food healthy and organic, but I think he’d relax a little bit as the kids get older. From birth until about 5 or 6 years old, Tweek would stress a lot about their diet. He’d also probably be the one in charge of discipline, because Craig is absolutely weak for their kids. All their daughters have to do is tear up and Craig breaks. All their son has to do is sniff and Craig breaks. The kids can pretty much do whatever they want if Craig’s in charge. (Within reason, of course, because Craig’s weak, but he’s not a complete push over.)

Craig’s definitely the sort of dad who’s constantly got a camera on him. He films their babies’ first steps, he does those cutesy photo projects you can find on Pinterest, and he’s a sentimental piece of shit who keeps every single thing his kids make and every since award they get. Tweek’s the one who organizes it all into scrapbooks, because it’s either that or eighty million shoeboxes eating up their closet space. Craig will deadpan Dad Jokes with a straight face, but Tweek’s more cheeky with them. Tweek’s usually the go-to parent for help with homework. Unless it’s math or science, Craig’s not that great at it and vowed after completing his PhD program that he would never deal with that bullshit again. Academically speaking, Tweek’s always been more of a jack-of-all-trades.

Tweek wants them to eat as healthily as possible, and Craig’s perfectly fine with shoving a Cosmic Brownie in the kid’s hands if they want a snack. Tweek keeps the fridge stocked up with milk and juice, and keeps drink mixes on hand to make the water palatable for Craig and their kids (who seem to inherit his sensitivity to the fluoride levels), and Craig has no problem slamming a 24 pack of soda or two into the shopping cart. Craig ends up with the designation of “Fun Dad” while Tweek gets stuck being the “Boring Dad” as a result.

Tweek is big on reading to the kids when they’re young, and does a lot of research on how to help kids do well in school. He even tries to raise them bilingual, since he spent most of high school and college learning Spanish. He’s actually fairly fluent, so Tweek ends up succeeding at this. Which drives Craig nuts, because despite actually being half Peruvian, he doesn’t know a lick of Spanish and never had the head for learning a second language. So it’s like Tweek and the kids have a secret language they can use whenever they want to exclude him from the conversation. It happens a lot in the weeks leading up to Craig’s birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, and their wedding anniversary.

If/when the kids get involved in any sports or clubs or anything like that, Craig and Tweek would be very supportive. They’d go to every game/meet/competition possible, and if they can’t both make it, they work it so that at least one of them can. Like, Craig and Tweek would be the parents decked out head to toe in the school’s colors. Tweek would be the loud one, constantly cheering and hollering and whooping, just very vocal of his support for his kids; Craig’s more quiet, but he’s the one sitting next to Tweek holding a handmade “Go #27″ type sign. If the kids made the honor roll, you can bet like hell both Tweek and Craig are gonna have those “My son/daughter is an honor student at ”

Craig’s office would have at least a dozen framed pictures of his family, and a couple of their finger paints pinned up. His favorite mug would be the ironic not-entirely-a-gag gift one that says “#1 Mom.” (Tweek got the dad one.) He loves it and drinks out of every day. Anyone who gives him shit about it saying Mom instead of Dad gets the one-fingered salute and nothing else. If Tweek chooses a career in which he gets an office, his would be in a similar state: pictures of his kids and his husband, pieces of the kids’ artwork, and so on.

They’d both be proud papas who love their kids so much, and once they get the hang of this parenting thing, they discover they’re actually pretty good at it.