#cus I frankly don't know lmao

[sunnybunnybabs]

FTFO art and meme, ch 34 related

Who knew drawing characters youve never drawn before is hard!!! Fuck you XGaster

Healer protection squad consisting of deities, someone from a different multiverse and the multiverse itself who want you fucking dead!!

It was just something funny I thought of since I just want the Gasters n Alphys dead n gone

Xtra funny lil meme I've been thinking about

[cookiecrumble67]

What's the point of getting tattoos that belong on a sorority girl's Pinterest if you're trying to be a guy? Like I'm sorry but it seems like you're just a cis girl who fetishizes trans men, not an actual trans person. I feel like you're the kind of person creeps on dating sites are talking about when they try to convince me "all trans men" enjoy being misgendered and eventually detransition, because those tattoos look like you're already detransitioning or the type of person who thinks trans men are just stupid girls pretending to be boys.

If you're going to look and act like a little girl, don't clog up FTM tags. It gives TERF girl vibes.

WOW sorry to get so serious on the horny side blog lmao but I found this fucking hilarious

I find it funny you first ask me about trying to be a guy then accuse me of being someone who thinks trans men are pretending to be boys,, figure that one out x

other than that this just comes across as irrationally critical, and I hope you can see that. I don't know know if there's a degree of projection in there from your experiences with other people/detransitioners, defo from the dating site comment onwards there seems to be, but I'd like to stress that you don't know me at all !

alll you see is a specifically curated feed. you know nothing at all about my transition, my real life and what I'm like in person, hell even my age. I really hope you're not trans yourself cus jfc that's a hell of a lot of internalised transphobia to unpack if you genuinely believe all this, and that a couple of tattoos is detransitioning because of what they look like lol

but fr do you think I spend my day-to-day life in bed wearing half my clothes and lacy panties? lmao. even if I did - who's to stop me? have some basic respect for other people and their autonomy next time you get in my asks pls, that includes using kind words 🫶🫶

hopefully all that meant something to you and maybe even made you reflect on your (frankly, pretty transphobic) perspective. if not, at least it made me laugh x

thanks anon 😘

[lafortis]

Okay guys pocket knife opinions need

This guy (Mujun Fuji Knife) is the option I'm leaning towards rn, when folded it looks like Mount Fuji from the Miho peninsula, good carbon steel (strong but requires oiling, not maintenance free), mostly an aesthetic choice cus I love owning pretty things, ~70$ (the cheapest one on the list

Kershaw leek, absolute workhorse, extremely common edc choice, listed as "assisted opening" so potentially technically illegal but also it's already in the country?? So apparently border services wasn't too worried. idk not too worried about it Canadian knife laws are wacky anyway (basically you gotta have a "reason" for having the knife, which means completely officer discretion, but in my specific case I'm wh*te so certainly never been a problem before). Excellent stainless steel (14C28N), allegedly pretty much the best price point for performance out of stainless steel for a knife. Currently $99.99

(I could only get the thumbnail for some reason) Coldsteel Recon-1, this is the tanto edge but there's a bunch of em. Extremely well reviewed, reliable, lasts forever. I do like black. Better regarded amongst outdoors people, the kinda knife you can beat the ever loving shit out of, baton wood, chop saplings, whatever (not of immediate concern to me, but I've been known to do some of that stuff so not irrelevant either). $192.99 (ouch, but a fair price). This also comes in Magnacut (the new Best Stainless Knife Steel) for $292.99, but I don't know if I'm enough of a knife nerd to need the current cutting edge (heh) steel frankly. I mean improbably not even sharpening it well enough to notice the difference in things like edge retention lmao

QSP penguin in 14C28N, don't know much about it but it comes highly recommended for the price point. $79.99

The expensive option, the North Arm Skaha II. Magnacut steel, handmade, BC small manufacturer. Apparently incredible, obviously expensive. $275, but hey, buy Canadian?

Also taking suggestions if anyone has a sexy one

[transzilla]

damn your posts about tboys that shy away from the world and make themselves small/effeminate/quiet/don’t drive (LOL) hit so hard as a dude that uhh does all of those things without even connecting the dots on why i do this shit. i’ve been on and off T and now on low dose to try and be more “attractive” to my cis bi bf (i know) and i’m reevaluating. so sick of hiding in the corners of the gym away from the weight section and keeping my biceps covered and raising my voice pitch at work and shaving my facial hair away to avoid mustache comments and stressing about my chest looking less “nice” on T but i want to show off and stop being afraid idk thank you for posting

See let me tell you about this trick I figured out, all that anxiety is something you can actually turn into a gift. Like it can paralyze you if you don't face it but if you find the strength in you to like face your fears, it's just energy. All that time you spend running away you can be using it to motivate yourself to get what you want. Which is something you're gonna have to learn how to do, because the easy thing right now is to just give up and go boo I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing since it's easier. I get so heated and complain so much about these soft boys cause I was one and it was dangerous because I frankly couldn't continue to exist like that. It was horrible.

And abt your bf... LMAO i know I complain about tboys with cis partners cause I'm like grrr that should be ME. But with all of your doubts, like... just do this for me, I just want you to be like, hey man, fucking come at me. Like why are you on a low dose to make him find you more attractive? He's bi anyway, he might not even care if you become the transmasc stud of your dreams. Don't use your gifts to limit yourself, you know what I mean? Like ohh being scared to lose him... Is that limiting the formation and specification of what you really want? relationships are so scary because it's this big black box of finding shit out not only about your partner but about yourself. Like is he really finding you more attractive or is it just you thinking he's gonna find you more attractive? Don't be scared, don't be ashamed, I'd say start fighting and get back on track on your transition and see how he reacts. Cause he might be totally supportive and impressed, or you might discover that the comfort was conditional. Either way if you learn how to turn all that anxiety into a gift you'll figure out how to turn whatever happens with that into a gift as well.

Just look at yourself in the face and don't be ashamed of what you want, man. Sometimes you gotta be that asshole. Thank you for sending this though, it really means a lot. Cus I know it's easy to see me complaining like oh what the fuck does he know, or be like yeah that could never be me anyway. I hope you find the strength to surrender completely to your ambitions :^) i bet you can be the type of guy to be a really good driver and have the raw sexual energy of backing into your parking spaces.

[kpchrs]

This post is written because Ver @weer02 asked lol

Caulscott

"They would hate me for shipping them" cus omg how true is that? Tho Nathan would consider it after that in the darkness of his room and maybe he would be open to it subconsciously lmao

Max would hate us. Actually I found out today that many people in this fandom block me and that's how I imagine what Max exactly would do. Unfortunately for her, she's fictional so ;D

"They SHOULDN'T get weirder with it" but that's just my selfish wish lmao But at this rate of the fic growth, they won't anyway heh.

"They wouldn't find each other in every universe" because this ship is only a 0.0001% chance in the universe. And frankly I can't really see any Life is Strange character in the universe other than Earth, 2013 anyway so lol

"She's tending to his wounds" because without a push, Nathan wouldn't even fricking stand up. "My therapist told me to actually come to sessions" because...well, Nate? Okay, I know it's because of his dad. But still.

"NO ONE GETS THEM LIKE US (AND OFC OTHERS)" AND THAT'S THE MOST FACTUAL TRUTH IN THIS POST.

Hellcheer

The epitome of the most wholesome ship in the universe, because they will do anything for each other. Because they are WHIPPED. If they are in therapy it would be because they are too dependent on each other (maybe because of a certain traumatic incident they shared in Spring Break, 1986).

They fit every AU because of course they do. I want the dark fic Slasher AU lowkey where Eddie is the serial killer and Chrissy is the final girl because even that fits them. They are soulmates actually. Thus Soulmate AU is so them. Celebrity AU is one of my favourites of them, because it just works so hard with them. Fics with sad endings are mostly canon-compliant only. Because if they live, the possibility of them actually breaking up or divorcing is impossible. The most popular trope but very hard with them is literally "enemy to lovers" trope lol

I don't know how many Hellcheer you have read but I think I sum their vibe up pretty well lmao

Their fics are my go-to when I'm very tired of the next ship's bitterness.

Snowbaird

"They're divorced!" ship and that is actually canon. "I need them to kill each other" in the most enthusiastic tone for some angsty fics, but that is also canon (in a certain interpretation). The epitome of "kissing won't fix them but it might be fun", and that is also canon.

"They would find each other in every universe" as in I would make them find each other in every universe except for Panem AU because as Lucy Gray said, "🎶This world is dark, this world is scary🎶". If they are in modern AUs, they will be less toxic lmao

I have steps when I read fics like, first I will read canon-compliant first -> canon divergence -> AUs, but I kinda jumped straight to AUs almost immediately.

Would they hate me for shipping them? Yeah, even though only at the very end lol But I will torture Coriolanus Snow by keeping shipping them. Not my comfort ship, like at all, cus it's a black coffee with little sugar and I don't love bitter coffee lol

Okay, I admit the bitterness is why I don't read their fics too much right now lmao

I only count the stars and even after all that, I don't get a single bingo.

[peachringwithpiss]

Inside Job music + dance hc

Ok so I was thinking about this earlier so now you guys have to deal

Reagan

I literally can only see her listening to the radio

Like flipping through stations everyday to fit her mood

She likes 2000s pop/punk though and has a youtube playlist of her favorite songs

What I'm trying to say is she's basic but will jam to MCR if given the chance

She does like the white woman shimmy but other than that cannot and does not dance lmao

Brett

80s rock like this is just canon

AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Journey, Guns N' Roses, Dave Matthews Band lmao

The whole nine yards

But just like imagine walking past the most unthreatening person in the office and hearing "welcome to the jungle" blasting out of his headphones

Since he was a goth/jock in high school he will also listen to shit like MCR with Reagan

90'S COUNTRY

LISTEN JUST HEAR ME OUT!!!!!!

Ok 1. Since he was born in the 90s I feel like thats what he would have been hearing on the radio and 2. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME BRETT HAND WOULD NOT LISTEN TO GARTH BROOKS

His playlists are a fucking mess

We all saw the clip, he heard dance like no ones watching and took it heart

Like don't even try to insult him cus I'd like to see you do better with that much confidence

Anyway thats enough of Brett

Glenn

Glenn listens to SiriusXM ASHDLSKDHALDJDSL

Specifically Willie's Roadhouse

Like Johnny Cash vibes fr

He has an Amazon Music playlist that's just the American anthem on loop for 10 hours

He is secretly really into like dad rock/metal

So like Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Nirvana

When he got divorced he blasted ABBA and Fleetwood bc they reminded him of his ex

He can square-dance nothing else

Andre

He has a playlist for literally any occasion

Disco/dance?- Camel by Camel (he would listen to it unironically), Funkytown, Earth Wind + Fire, Play That Funky Music

Girlboss(aka gigi)- Doja, cupcakKe, Lizzo, Nicki, Full Tac, Shakira, Lily Allen, Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Yung Gravy

Sad- Mitski, Cody Fry, Hallelujah(shrek ver.), The Moldy Peaches

Random(aka myc lmao)- Soul Bossa Nova, icp, Oingo Boingo, the entire mlp discography, A Cruel Angel's Thesis, Dan Bull, The Living Tombstone

You get the gist they're all over the place, but he also has a curated playlist for everyone in the gang so give him the aux fr

I like to think he took ballroom lessons when he was younger so if ever needed he could do about any well known style

Other than that he dances about as well as you'd expect from someone who is constantly high

Gigi

I basically already said the gist of it in Andre's

She is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

What people dont know is that she is a total theater nerd

She has the entire 3 hours of Hamilton memorized and can recite it verbatim

In the heights? Yup. Rocky Horror? You bet your ass. Grease? Regrettably lmao

Her comfort movie is Dirty Dancing

She probably had an aneurysm when Mamma Mia came out

She photoshops her Spotify Wrapped every year, because having The Phantom Of The Opera in her top 5 isnt exactly on brand

Speaking of she can hit christines high notes lmao

The only person here that can actually dance

She eats and leaves no crumbs

Myc 💀

You know male manipulator music

Yeah that

Askaldhalksdfgds

MSI, ICP, Hollywood Undead, Filthy Frank

And like no one can tell if its ironic or not and theyre frankly too scared to ask

He also listens to like 80s era er0tic club music

So like Love Shack- The B-52s, Super Freak- Rick James, Girls on Film- Duran Duran, Carless Whisper- George Michael

I want you to look me in the eyes and explain to me how Myc would dance....

Thats right he can't............ not as a mushroom that is

As a human he'd tear that shit up are you kidding me

They would be one of those people that can dance when there's not music

Alpha-Beta

I'm only adding AB because ❤him❤

He would and could listen to hours of static he doesnt need to listen to music

But that doesnt mean if you took a radio down to him he'd be mad

(Ps he really like the friends theme song and if you told him there was an extended vers hed have a conniption)

Cannot dance because he has one arm and no legs, but even if he had legs he doubts he'd ever dance

Thats a lie this domestic bitchboy would 100% dance with a partner hes just an asshole

OMG this was my first time writing something like this, I hope y'all like it :)

[neonstatic]

haven't spoken much with one friend of mine nowadays. it feels to me that we don't have a lot in common after all. ofc it doesn't help that we don't work together so it's giving object permanence. and he's the kind of person who gets into a relationship and kind of just...disappears in it? a little? which isn't entirely bad but idk how to kindly say that i also want to hang w him alone and not him and his girl.... without giving the impression that i'm dtf. but then i'm not sure what we'd talk abt bc i've stopped trusting him with my personal life ever since his piss poor responses in times when i needed emotional support and i have a hard time giving trust back once it's been broken habfkjab and i Don't Do Small Talk so it's created these situations where when we do end up alone for a moment there's just silence gajgbb and ever since i've started unmasking i don't force myself to fill in with useless chatter.

i'm thinking maybe he's getting the feeling too that he doesn't rly need me as a friend anymore? like we've fulfilled our jobs in each other's life. some ppl they just feel like that. they're made to pass thru. like i guess from him i learned that i do like men after all, but that i would never get intimate w a straight man of all ppl (which, btw, one of the best choices i've ever made for myself. will def never regret that one.) for him i i hope i did...smth. idk. i hope i was a comforting presence when he felt alone. i think i managed.

tbh i'm also worried that our friendship is forever tainted by this will-they-won't-they dance we've had going on, in which Nothing ended up happening. mostly bc of me. i know relationships can survive this but maybe ours can't? cus the last time he mentioned a three-way w his girl, he admitted that i was an option and like... well frankly i'm not into his gf so nvm that lmao but the thought that i'm always in the back of his mind a little? like yes he has a girl who loves him and they share interests and they seem to rly get each other... but at the end of the day he still wants a taste of that ass. sooo toxic of me to take this as a win. but yeah like i'm pretty sure we will never get intimate, at least never romantically, but then it also feels like it'll forever stretch on this ension between us. the what-ifs? completely pointless rly. it wouldn't have lasted and it wouldn't have been worth it. hope he realises that too.

hope it isn't too obvious to his gf either? that we have this tension going on. i mean it might just be me overthinking but i've learned that the gut feelings that last a while like this one are rarely baseless. but also i am not that reliable a narrator. like what if the gf noticed the tension and it's an unspoken rule that we can't hang out together alone? that would suck. i called him "darling" once (not the first time) and suddenly he said i can't call him that anymore. and not in a "i don't like it" way but in a "that isn't allowed" way which???? well if you don't like it, just say so, be direct. i can't fkg tell kjagkabgaj but i mean i won't do it anymore.

chances are he isn't thinking abt it as hard as i am. good for him cus goddamn

only reason why i'm thinking so hard abt it is. well. i kinda hoped we'd be friends for a lil longer? but that's ok. oh and i still rly like his sibling and believe we'll be friends for a while, and closer too maybe, so i feel like it's kinda awkward to be close and all to his sibling but not him? after everything? eh. wtv. it is what it is and all that

[lafortis]

how good do you think you are at picking up on flirting? ever wonder if you've fumbled because you were completely oblivious?

Oh I am at least somewhere on the spectrum and have misread cues every which way lol. these days I actually think I'm quite good at it, and not just good in that I unjustifiably think ppl are flirting with me when they're not lol, I mean very good (and I pride myself) at reading when people ARE being friendly and not think crazy thoughts, and also have done pretty well at reading the (relatively fewer) times people were actually flirting with me lol. Before like, this year or last tho? Bro I blew past shit like a speeding train lmao. Thru willful obliviousness as much as anything, cus low self confidence and having consistently misread signals one way or other in the past.

Honestly what I'm learning about myself these days is I need the other party to take the initiative on certain things lol, which made me very bad at the (usually cis) het romance dating game, wherein the fella is expected to take the lead in most things (and I don't know who enforced the expectations more, me or the potential partner, but I'm just sayin I felt em and wasn't super good at em). I'm not bad at it per se, it's just never come naturally lol.

Anyway, nowadays I am constantly evaluating all likely possibilities at all times, so nothing ever surprises me (this is the least autistic sentence anyone has ever said). girl at work today was mildly flashing the tatas, just y'know, a little more cleavage than usual, leaning over a chair str8 at me like maybe once or twice in a not observably intentional but not unintentional kinda way, but I think frankly she knows she can do that around me and I'm a red blooded male who, while not uncouth enough to be looking, probably has a tell that I'm Not Looking ykwim, and she probably gets a little validation from that, but I don't think that's the same as actively flirting really, just that I'm a safe person to get that validation from and she knows I won't read too much into it. We're mostly homies tbqh (I mean from her perspective, from mine she's much too young but y'know that's never stopped literally anyone from having a one sided thing). Tbh maybe at this point she's just slowly saw trap testing me to figure out if I'm gay lmfao. I caught (maybe a liiiittle but late, but honestly I really didnt know what to do with this one) that the dumb thick latina milf was flirting with me, but like I said, absolutely no clue what to do there. We had so little in common lol. I feel like that wouldn't stop your average dude but for me man, idk, I imagine small talk and am like. What do.

Anyway, really the only thing that's fucked with my internal sorting algorithm these days is one coworker who is just straight up. hm. I don't want to say promiscuous but shall we say a touch laissez-faire with flirting, which sort of threw me for a loop in the like "why are you interested in me" sense but it wasn't that (I eventually realized mostly on my own mostly without doing or saying anything stupid thankfully), she just literally flirts like habitually lmao. So fair enough, now I account for being a bit of a floozy too.

Anyway yeah back in high school? Fucking kill me dude don't even talk about it. I'm p sure the only reason I ended up dating my first girlfriend is because she has her friends lead a coordinated "hey she's interested" messaging campaign. my second gf was a little more natural, and then my third one, first yr of uni, basically invited me to her place for a party because we had mutual friends and she added me on Facebook and thot I was cute??? unhinged behaviour that was a huge red flag (or maybe just one mutual friend at the time being an absolutely legendary wingman, I'll truly never know cus we're not in much contact anymore) but yeah that was very much like 95% her 5% the absinthe lmao. Various like, hookups and whatever, some were a little more natural, but hey alcohol is the necessary social lubricant right. By my 4th real relationship I think when she invited me over to watch movies I did in fact bring condoms cus I finally sorta got it lmao

Anyway yeah tldr, nothing can surprise me because I have mastered my surroundings and comprehended the thousandfold thought, and as such all actions are accounted for, but before that yeah man I was cringe and blind