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I canât with their instagram storiesđ. I love their friendship.
(Instagram stories 2023.May.28.)
#kÀÀrija#bojan cvjeticanin#bojan#jere pöyhönen#Finland#eurovison 2023#cha cha cha#friendship#friendship goals#instagram#eurovision slovenia#joker out#fanboy#yes I canât shut up about these two#long distance friendship#Spotify#carpe diem#current obsession#đ#Slovenia#đžđź#đ«đź#bromance#eurovision
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I think we as a fandom overlook when Julian momentarily considers you know what with Kitty.
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some scene/dialogue ideas for the hypothetical NSO-esque Louis dating sim in which you play as a mistress of him (sorry no male MC). I think the point of it would be to try to ASSERT YOUR INFLUENCE on him until you basically run the country yourself, which he makes extremely difficult for you to do. idk why I'm thinking of it so much đ
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Louis: Do you think this looks good on me?
He'll probably be asking this a lot when he tries something on. You basically get to dress him since he'll usually listen to your opinions as you are very important to him.
Upon saying it looks awful but he secretly disagrees:
Louis: Well...just a little, I suppose.
Upon saying it looks awful and he agrees:
Louis: Who thought of this?
Upon saying it looks good:
Louis: Not much of an observation, love, you know everything looks good on me.
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Louis: I have a question. Do you love me? Really really really love me?
He'll ask this every night, just in a different form. Usually you would have three choices, all of which say the same thing: "Yes, I love you." I doubt it's because he's insecure, he just wants to hear you say it.
After a bad day in which you didn't really make him happy, though, he'll say:
Louis: I thought you loved me. You told me yesterday. Do you really really really love me?
He usually stares at you with a smile, sitting pleasantly on his bed, but at this point the music stops briefly and he sort of glowers at you. You have three choices again, and only one is different:
Player: No, you know why I stayed with you at all.
Louis will look down and smile, and the music will start up again.
Louis: Ahaha....you are not wrong.
If you say you love him, he looks vaguely suspicious but accepts it anyway.
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To increase the Trust & Love bar (probably the least important for your status, but necessary nonetheless if you want him to keep you around) you would have to give him a gift. I think you should be able to give him a little carp because it would be funny and he likes them.
Louis: You got me another fish? See, this is why I love you. You give me stuff.
Louis: She is so beautiful...can you name her for me?
Whatever the name is that you choose, he'll find it very endearing. Unless you attempt to call it Louis, in which case he'll feign offense but actually be laughing a little.
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You can make it your goal for him to just have awful days constantly so that his Happiness & Certainty will go down. Eventually he will start getting really personal at night instead of having sex, and he'll tell you things you may not have known about him. This makes him easier to manipulate/blackmail later on.
Louis: I will never understand Philippe. A boy kissed me once.
Louis: *his eyes now widening* I wanted to kill myself.
Louis: He said he was going to kill me if I told anyone--
Things like that.
#some fun historical details thrown in there ig#he loves the carp#i think historically he made himself very difficult to manipulate so ig thats what the flattery is for#he was allegedly sexually assaulted when he was 13 but we dont know by who so#i want to make this real but i have no time for everything im currently doing LMAO#also it's louis who even wants to date lo amirite#we love him but he is insufferable <3#nso au#? might change the name later#louis xiv
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Me when my grad school job assigns me generic LinkedIn customer service training videos: sir please I have auditory processing disorder. video tutorials are the sensory equivalent of shoving shards of glass into my brain. why are you making me do this
Me when LinkedIn AI pops up in a sidebar offering to tl;dr the key takeaways of a literal three-minute video: how fucking dare you. get out of my sight. I'm going to process the audio of this milquetoast businessman lecturing about soft skills so well just to spite you
#carp.txt#carp's educational escapades#i would say i'm grateful the videos have transcripts but they're possibly some of the least helpful transcripts i've ever seen#massive unformatted blocks of text with no identification for changing speakers#there's a highlighting feature that moves along with the text but it also changes the size of the line that's currently being spoken#so the words are constantly shifting around the page and dropping to new lines#thankfully spite is a great motivator or i would have given up by now#library school liveblog
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oh wow had my outfit stolen on starry corridor for the first time
#'like and follow for more' more stolen fits? đ€#sleepy.txt#actually a bit annoyed bc its my current avi which im rly proud of#that miss bone dress one with the carp suit hair and stone flower pieces
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I really want to continue on with the witches series but I am Foiled by Libby once again
#i went ahead and put the entire witches series on hold when I started it#carpe jugulum came in first and i have it paused until its time#witches abroad is next and the wait currently says two weeks so hopefully it isnt that long#and i might get moving pictures next thats my standalone backup#discworld
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ive been playing magikarp jump while i wait for my wife to get off work and look at my swag ass carpettoâïž
#txt#i name all my magikarps carp-something.#weve had carpito i and ii carpaggio. carpella. carpina. and currently carpetto
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my therapist: what if you explored your relationship with your faith by Reading The Bible
me: haha what if I worked on my d&d setting instead and used the creation of the pantheon and the religions that follow them to deconstruct my issues with the flaws I see in my own religion and its members while also try to parse out what's important to me about my faith that makes me want to stay despite the imperfections in my church
#is it a Legit Writer Thing to use your creations as a method of unpacking things you're currently struggling with or is this just me??#cause like. I actually do this Quite A Bit#looking back I realize that a lot of my fic Carpe Diem was just me trying to pick apart my intense yearning for platonic companionship#by projecting that desire onto blorbos and trying to see how it would work for them#or y'know. projecting my own issues onto blorbos and amplifying them by like tenfold#who needs therapy when you have d&d#/j but also not#dnd#roman catholic#christianity#just writer things#??
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CARPE DIEM (life)
Seize the day âHorace.
"The only reason we hold back is that we think we have an endless amount of chances or that there will always be one more. But as time disappears into the past and life goes on, those chances will run out. You will either live with eternal happiness for being brave or eternal regret for holding back."
The Daily Telegraph reports
Circa 2022 The Republic of Serong
TOP STORIESâ
SERONG 'Hazardous' driving conditions after Serong sees the coldest day in 12 years.
Schools remain open despite cold snap and orange status.
 We issue three categories of weather warnings, yellow, orange and red.
SERONG Number of reported crimes in Serong falls to post war-low.
Yet cases of bank transfer or phone scams surged by 13.1%.
SERONG Taxi cab in collision with Light Rail this weekend in South Gorey.
No fatal injuries for the Taxi driver but raised questions about the Light Rail security.
SERONG Seir Lingus Airlines announces three new Asia Pacific and two European summer destinations.
Kyushu (Japan) - Jeju Island (S. Korea) - Phuket (Thailand)
AndalucĂa (Spain) - Provence (France)
SERONG Mixed messages: What Gorey Court's same-sex marriage ruling really means.
Earlier this week, the Gorey District Court handed down a mixed ruling, saying that banning same-sex marriage represents an âunconstitutional stateâ but is still in line with the Constitution.
Does that mean it is constitutional, or not? In short, itâs constitutional, but not legal.
OOCâ Notes
Carpe Diem Life is what we would call the present time. It is the last known reincarnation of each soul.
Carpe Diem Life is set in realistic, current times, in the Republic of Serong. The country is at peace when this post goes live.
Threads during this period of time must be tagged accordingly, including the name CARPE DIEM. (Ex, "carpe diem; thread 001" or any tag you would find more suitable for your tag system.) This is to not get threads mixed or lost when another past life comes into play.
Souls can have déjà vus (a feeling of having already experienced the present situation) of past lives. They can also have reminiscences of people they have not previously known in this life. Or no recollection at all.
To completely remember past lives characters might have had psychological sessions of hypnosis, or give any kind of realistic reason on why they do, but for the most part, they can have the déjà vu moments or dreams.
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I love their friendship and their social media interactions đ
#bojan cvjeticanin#bojan#jere pöyhönen#jere from vantaa#kÀÀrja#friendship goals#friendship#instagram#eurovison 2023#Finland#eurovision slovenia#Eurovision#slovenia#carpe diem#joker man#joker out#spotify#đ#current hyperfixation#theyâre so fucking cute#baby seal#seal#Vienna seal#long distance friendship#social media
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Disappointment in myself is real how I got through finishing up finding those spirit carps but the damn dendro cores are a pain
#ooc // let's start the show!#why the hell can't the statues have the same thing as the spirit carps tracker#it would make looking for the ones in the current region updates be so easy
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~ đđžđđ” đžđŻ đŁđ±đź đđźđȘđ»đœ ~
Happy New Year everyone! Welcome The Three New Souls ~
#My Art#Original Series#Original Character#Artist On Tumblr#Inky's Books#Carpe Noctem#Artemis W Woods#Raphael Calland#Bruno Calland-Woods#Dakota Calland-Woods#Marley Calland-Woods#Alpha#I'm currently sick three years in a row but I still had the energy to finish this#just in time for the triplets birthday too oml
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not me out here actually getting shit done. i'm almost done with my photo assignment!! i just need to take one more picture and edit it. once i'm done with that i can start my paper!!! then i can finish my book!!!!
#muahahahahah i'm smart#didn't read the book for my paper buts it's gonna be okay#i'm currently reading tender is the flesh and it's so good!!!!!#i'm tired#my entire hand is red that's worrying#carpe diem
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#current dilemma: what to read next#i am currently hesitating between snuff and eric for the record#mainly because snuff is the last watch book and i don't want to be done with the watch yet#but i also wanna read it#and eric because i still have like. four wizards book unread#i think i'll go with eric? and after that either snuff or carpe jugulum#idk or maybe i'll jump to interesting times#FJDKFKD this is hard lol#ema rambles#i am going solely by what i am vibing with at the moment lol
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This is part of a longer thing I may post on ao3 at some point but hereâs some silly little Jaytim texting AU. I use this format as a writing warmup.
EDIT: This has been posted on AO3.
[Unknown] »
Hey. This is Jason.Â
I have a favor to ask. You can say no.
« tim
uh
1. iâm aware of how favors work Â
2. what is it?
« tim
?
« tim
hey are you like. good
J »
Yeah fineÂ
Sry. Rethinking this maybe
« tim
what, do you need a kidney or something?
i canât give you a kidney.
i donât have any organs to spare.
J »
What ?Â
« tim
whatâs the favor?
J »
I wouldnât ask if it wasnt important
Iâd ask Roy but hes in star cityÂ
or Kori but shes off world
I tried dickhead but hes in haven. Cant get away tonight
« tim
yeah jason i get it lol
J »
So Im currently in the cargo hold of a private yacht
« tim
what >?
J »
Weâre caught in the storm thats hitting the city its a whole thing.Â
« tim
are you in the cargo hold of your own volition or did someone put you there
J »
So I dont think I can get back t
No its on purpose
« tim
hang on. youâre in gotham bay right now? in a boat? Â
jason this storm is really bad.
itâs already sunk a houseboat and a fishing boat at the marina
J »
I dont think I can get back totown toni
Christ you type fastÂ
Shut up for a sec. Clam down
Clam*
*Calm fuck me
Thought I was gnna be back tonight but bc of storm its not looking great.
Can you feed my sourdough starterÂ
« tim
what
J »
4511 overhill apt 6DÂ
Key under the neighbors mat. 6H
« tim
hey to clarify. âits not looking greatâ â what does that mean
J »
Starter is on counter. in glass jarÂ
Should just need one feeindg. Maybe 2. dependingÂ
« tim
on???
J »
On wwhen I get back?
« tim
so you do plan on coming back
J »
Yeah timothy Iâm in a boat not the heart of Mount Doom
« tim
yeah? vaders not there? so that means everythingâs fine?Â
J »
Did you
jst say Vader
As in Darth
« tim
???Â
J »
Oh my god
« tim
jason are you in peril or what.
J »
No im not in âperilâ lol.
Did you see the thing I said about my sourddough starter
It needs to be fed
« tim
wtf is a sourdough starter
nvm i googled it
J »
Its a live bacteria colony you use to mÂ
Oh ok
Yeah so it just needs 50g lukewarm water + 50g flour
Theres a scale next to the jar
Stir until it looks like hummus
Put lid back on
The end
« tim
the internet says if you put it in the fridge it doesnât need daily feedings
J »
Sure. But that would mess up my bread schedule
« tim
your bread scheduleÂ
J »
Man are gyou gonna fuckin feed Breadie Mercury or should I find someone else
« tim
im already en route.Â
J »
Oh
Ok
Thank you.
Wtf dont text and motorbike Â
« tim
how about you dont text and Sinking Boat
J »
Hey its not like Iâm gonna cause a boat crash
« tim
i was stopped at a red light đ
anwyay iâm at your place.
1. why do you not have a security system. when you said key under the neighborâs mat i thought you were joking.Â
2. how warm is lukewarm
J »
1. Iâm the security system
« tim
just rolled my eyes so hard it actually physically hurt
J »
God youre annoying
2. ? Its lukewarm
« tim
ohhhhh thanks! thatâs so helpful :) here i am trying not to murder your incredibly important bacteria colony that i just drove across town for but no thats great jason very descriptive thanks :)Â
J »
Like warm but not too wram, nothing youâd want to take a bath in
Can you fucking
I TYPE SLOW.
« tim
ok.
[Image Attached]
he is fed
J »
Thanks man.
Sincerely.
« tim
so hows the cargo hold going
still intact i assume?Â
J »
Mostly ya
« tim
pardon?Â
J »
Slight leakage. Nothing major
« tim
oh? are you a boatologist now?Â
i dont think youâre qualified to judge that?
J »
Moving right past âboatologistâ out of the goodness of my heart.
Chill lol. If it was rly bad thered probably be some sort of alar
Hm.
« tim
did an alarm just start going off
J »
Dont worry about it
« tim
im not.Â
did it though
also which yacht? im in the marinas scheduling dtabase
blue miracle, serendipity, carp-e diem? which one
« tim
jason?
« tim
if this is a joke itâs not funny
oh cool youâre not on comms either. great.
hey if youre dead again and i just fed your stupid starter for nothing im gonna be soooo mad just fyi
« tim
ugh.
*
J »
Hey
Thanks again for the
Iâm not gonna say âsaveâ bc I was doinf just fine on my own.
But thanks for the backup.
Lmk when youre home
Nope sorry lol you dont have to do that.
Night.
« tim
home
J »
Also I just saw your messaages from
Ah. đ
From earlier.Â
« tim
you mean from when you said âhuh, this boat seems to be filling with waterâ and then disappeared? those messages?Â
J »
Those were not my exact words.
« tim
right. your exact words contained somehow even less informationÂ
J »
Shut up
I just wanted toÂ
You know. Youre the only one who jokes about it
The only one in the family I mean
your family, I mean
The bats.
« tim
?Â
the only one who jokes about what
J »
Me being dead
« tim
oh.Â
ok. well
its not like. actually funny to me. i was just annoyed. sorry i guess
J »
No thats notÂ
Tim. Shut up.
I dont mind. I like that one of you does.Â
Its better than people talking around it. Like its this big shameful thing I did.
One of many
If I mention it in front of dickhead he does the face
the :~{ face
« tim
wow its uncanny
uh. for the record.Â
i donât think thatâs the reason people talk around it
if im correct in thinking that by âpeopleâ you mean âone specific person whose name rhymes with Rat CanâÂ
Â
J »
Yeah well
I just
Christ never mind. Im sorry. You are not the person to be sayign this to.
Im gonna shut the fuck up I think.Â
Goodnight.
« tim
oh what, you canât talk to me about being dead bc of that one time you tried to kill me?Â
and failed btw :/Â
J »
Tim
Not to be so unchill
But you know how me being dead isnt actaully funny to you
« tim
âŠgot it. sorry
J »
No. donât apologize to me
Ever
Iâm seriousÂ
« tim
like for anything?Â
what if i killed breadie mercuryÂ
J »
You didnt. He is thriving
« tim
he is?
wait. really?
you can tell?
J »
[Image Attached]
Hes doubled in size since you fed him.
« tim
whoa
J »
Yup. Thanks again for thattoo.
*that too
Its stupid but hes kinda my son.
« tim
wouldnât he technically be like, 10 billion sons
J »
He is my 10 billion sons.
« tim
lolol
wow. why am i so pleased hes thriving lolÂ
J »
Right
« tim
jeez
i was so worried about the water temp
google said lukewarm is 98-105 so i did 98 to be safe
J »
You used a thermometer?Â
« tim
your instructions were vague!
i didnt want to kill your bacteria colony!
J »
Thanks Tim.
« tim
? you already said that lol
i gotta pass out btw
glad you didnt die: the sequel in a yacht
that would have been so cringe
night jason
J »
Night
*
J »
You up?
« tim
obviously
why
J »
Could use your eyes on something.
[Image Attached]
« tim
morse code but the dots and dashes are reversed and its spelling backwards in russian, ASTITP AYALEB AVD RTSIRP â PRISTR DVA BELAYA PTITSA â PIER TWO WHITE BIRD
J »
Bc it looks like morse but its not, its kind of scramblÂ
Ok jesus christ .Â
30 seconds? Seriously? Fuck me
Can I hire you? Jesus lol
« tim
that depends. do you pay more than batman?
J »
The fuck? Does he pay you guys now?
« tim
no.
J »
Then yes. I do pay more than batman.
« tim
how much more
J »
One coffee per codebreak?Â
« tim
:\
J »
Two coffees per codebreak
Two and a loaf of sourdough
« tim
sourdough from breadie mercury?
J »
Ya
« tim
done
J »
Damn. I feel like you should have higher standards
« tim
i mean i was already gonna do it for free
now i have successfully negotiated coffee & sustenanceÂ
im on a roll. nothing but WsÂ
J »
Ws?
« tim
its young people slang you wouldnât get it â€ïž
J »
I am barely 3 years older htan you.
It could be argued, considering certain events, that weâre basically the same age.
« tim
and yet you text like an old, old man
J »
I do not
Would you rather I texted like âidk brb lmao roflcopterâ
« tim
ROFLCOPTER?
oh my god. ohhhhhh jason. oh my god
that is absolutely not what the kids are saying these days. oh my god
J »
Ok you know what. At least I know Mount Doom isnt a Star Wars thing
« tim
?Â
oh, is it star trek?Â
J »
Iâm 99% sure youre antagonizing me on purpose
But have you seriously not read or watched Lord of the Rings
« tim
no i have not.
J »
Hm.
« tim
what
J »
Nothing.
« tim
âŠâŠâŠ.what
*
« tim
did you NARC on me
to BRUCE
about LORD OF THE RINGS?????
J »
I donât know what youâre talking about.
« tim
WHY DO I NOW HAVE 3 SEPARATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON âHOUSE MEETINGSâ BLOCKED OFF IN MY CALENDAR, JASON?Â
WHY ARE THEY EACH 4 HOURS LONG?
WHY ARE THEY LABELED âCULTURAL EDUCATION (MANDATORY)â?Â
J »
I canât pretend to know what goes on in Bâs mind.
That said, I have reason to believe he and Alfred take lotr pretty seriously.
« tim
its a TWELVE HOUR MOVIE
about GOBLINS
J »
Iâm not gonna respond to that bc I know youre just lashing out.
« tim
if youve sentenced me to 12 hours of a movie i hate iâm gonna hack everything you own.Â
im gonna mass text the entire cape wearers community the footage of that time condiment king kicked your ass so bad he felt guilty and offered to personally help you out of the mustard poolÂ
J »
What the fuck
How do you fuckig know about ?????? that????????Â
Not that ithahpenedÂ
What hefuckk ??
« tim
ooooooooo you better hope i love these goblins!
J »
Why are you?? evil??
« tim
you should have killed me when you had the chance!!
sorry.
J »
Its ok. That one was pretty funny tbh.
Oh hm shouldnt have laughed just then. Bad timing on my part
Brb
« tim
uh
« tim
okâŠâŠ.. getting reports of a âdisturbanceâ at pier twoâŠâŠ..Â
« tim
sorry were you texting me *mid-standoff* with the russian mafia
« tim
ugh.
*
« tim
you know tracking your location would be so much easier if i didnât have to hack into your comm sys every time
luckily your encryption is garbage but still. its 2 minutes of my life i wont get back.
J »
Not sure I recall giving you permission to track my location?
« tim
oh iâm sorry. next time i will simply leave you to go down with a texas oil magnateâs incredibly tacky yacht, or get swiss cheesified by mobstersÂ
J »
Hey I wrapped up the russians myselfÂ
« tim
yeah?Â
J »
âŠ
YeahâŠ.
« tim
so you thought the 12-minute universal signal jam was the act of a benevolent god?Â
J »
:-|
« tim
im just saying it would be significantly more efficient if you agreed to a tracker
just one little tracker. you wouldnât even notice itâs there.
think of all the time and energy youâd save me
J »
I feel the need to point out that you donât have to repeatedly hack my comms system.
« tim
i mean itâs that or monitor sightings on the gocitizen app
i have an algo that texts relevant pings to me, which is super helpful for when i want an inbox full of random people talking about how hot you are. less helpful for literally every other circumstanceÂ
J »
Uh
What
« tim
how hot *red hood is. to clarify
in their opinion
the peopleâs opinion
J »
?
« tim
the people of gotham city
J »
The people of Gotham city do not think Red Hood is hot lol
« tim
waitÂ
i cant tell if youâre being serious
J »
Uh? Yeah Im being serious? Lol tf
Why would they think hes hotÂ
They dont think Batman is hotÂ
« tim
oâŠkayâŠ
huh.
how to⊠hmm
J »
Like nightwing sure
And the girls. Bc of objectification of women
« tim
oh wow
J »
Red Robin. If i had to guess
But when people see Hood its definitely not⊠that kind of response lol
« tim
what kind of response, exactly
J »
You know like saying âHey Hood youre hotâÂ
« tim
oh, wow.Â
okay. ummm
hmm. one sec.
J »
?
« tim
check your emailÂ
J »
OkâŠ?Â
J »
Oh my fucking god.
« tim
yeah
J »
Oh my god?
« tim
yeah
J »
This document is fucking 45 pages long?
« tim
its everything from the past 30 days yeah
J »
The past
Whaht the fuck
Ok some of these people definitely got hit by Poison Ivy.
This is . Tim wtf. I havent even heard of some of this stuff.Â
« tim
oof are you on page 14
J »
Im on page 3???
« tim
oh my god
J »
What the fuck
Please please tell me its not like this for Batman too
Tim
« tim
its not like this for batman :)
J »
Ok. Jesus. I would genuinely have to move cities.
« tim
its worse :)
J »
Oh what the fuck
Oh my fucking god page 14.
You get this shit TEXTED to you?????
Ohm ygod. You read this?????
« tim
i mean
no
i glance at it
for security purposes.
i dont like, read it read it
anyway did you seriously not know? haha
J »
No??? Again its not like people tell me
« tim
yeah but
like
theres a certain level of objectivity involved, here
yknow
sorry im trying to find a non awkward way to be like âhave you looked in a mirror latelyâÂ
« tim
sorry
that was in fact awkward!
nvm
just let me know if youâd be ok with the tracker. its fine if not
i was mostly joking about the hacking
J (From Work) »
No you werenât.
« tim
no i wasnt
i dont mind though. its like a brain teaser
anyway im going dark for patrol, later
*
J (From Work) »
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Question. why is the average Gotham citizen a raging horndogÂ
« tim
oh my god
you know i can tell you searched âred robin hotâ right
J (From Work) »
Figured it was only fair
[Screenshot Attached]
This persons got some mad zoom lens skills
Iâd think it was you, if it wasnt, yknow, you
« tim
wow. that is certainly a photo of my ass
âŠa stellar photo of my ass. wow.Â
do you have a direct link? i gotta send this to steph
J (From Work) »
goctz.app/user/3824973/post/29348230df3
Haha
I kinda thought you and blondie broke up
back on again?
« tim
no lol we are very much just friends
she has a thing going with someone who shall remain nameless but suffice to say itâs Going
anyway we just send each other gocitizen vigilante ass shotsÂ
its a whole genre
theyâre like trading cards
J (From Work) »
Guess everyoneâs got a hobby?
« tim
the only rule is no nightwing
J (From Work) »
Do I want to know why
« tim
he accounts for a frankly overwhelming percentage of vigilante ass shots
so its too easy
youâd THINK weâd have a no-batman rule, because ew, but due to the cape and his sixth sense for cameras pointed at him, a qualifying shot is actually extremely rare.Â
â only guy who ever managed to take quality photos of batmanÂ
anyway, we put it to a vote. i lost.
J (From Work) »
A vote between you and Steph?Â
You lost a 50/50 vote?
« tim
i dont wanna talk about it.
J (From Work) »
Right.Â
So what Iâm getting from this is you have Red Hood ass shots in your phone.
« tim
no
J (From Work) »
No?
« tim
well
J (From Work) »
Yeah?
« tim
we donât like, save them
that would be weird
we just notify each other. professionally, as colleaguesÂ
and keep an ongoing points tally
thats all
so i do not currently have photos of your ass in my phone. thank you
J (From Work) »
How many points is my ass worth
« tim
i hate everything about this conversation
J (From Work) »
Its 100% your own fault, answer the question
« tim
if you must know.Â
points are awarded based on a series of objective scoring criteria.
J (From Work) »
Uh huh. Like what
« tim
technical excellence
composition. lighting and color balance.Â
dynamismÂ
J (From Work) »
DynamismâŠ
« tim
creativity
umm
emotional impact
andÂ
subject matter
J (From Work) »
I see.
« tim
ok i know it sounds bad
J (From Work) »
It sounds fucking hysterical Im near tearsÂ
« tim
but if you think abou
oh
okay, well, great
J (From Work) »
Iâll let you know if I stumble on any more.Â
Or is that cheating
« tim
its totally cheating
please do
J (From Work) »
You got it red. đ
« tim
:)
#jaytim#canât emphasize enough that this is a silly thing i wrote for Me and My Friends but sharing here as well lol#my writing
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Second part of the comic! You can read part one here. I hope y'all enjoy this little drabble of Gaz being a fish dad.
Btw, some notes, Gaz upgraded the tank to a 100 gallon with a hang on back filter and an air pump powered sponge filter. He also put in some Christmas moss to provide some live plants and has a sand bottom substrate. Gaz only upgraded to the big tank a month after setting up the rescue tank and used the filter media from the first tank to be able to jump-start the cycling process on the second tank, because he's a responsible fish dad.
While I'm at it! A few fish facts:
Every fish (including goldfish and betta fish) need a filter
A betta fish also need a heater, but goldfish is a cold water fish so that means it's fine at room temperature or cooler (think koi ponds)
A betta fish needs a 5g tank minimum, but goldfish get way bigger than betta fish. A single goldfish needs a minimum of twenty gallons, and each additional goldfish needs an additional 10 gallons of space
Speaking of how much space goldfish need, they need a lot because they can easily grow to be a foot long in length. The reason they don't get so big in bowls is because they either die young or they are crushed to death over time by their internal organs growing but their bodies not being able to grow bigger because of the size of their containers (or at least this is what I've been told)
Most goldfish die young. They can easily live to be 20 years old, but many can also live much longer. They are related to koi (which is a big point to make because goldfish and koi are both species of carp!), which easily live to be 100 years old in proper care
Why am I saying all this? Because if you can, please take proper care of your fish. Please get a large enough aquarium for your fish. And as I said, every aquarium needs a filter. EVERY FISH NEEDS A FILTER AND A PROPER AQUARIUM, NOT A BOWL.
In fact, there's a trend amongst goldfish keepers where many people don't keep any substrate (because goldfish can accidentally eat the substrate and get sick) or plants (goldfish tend to eat the plants), though this is currently being challenged by some aquarists.
Also, goldfish are very messy eaters so they need frequent water changes to keep their water clean and healthy for them.
Don't keep your fish like Soap. Be a good fish parent like Gaz.
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