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inkedtae · 5 years ago

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you’re perfect ⇾ knj. [F]

𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 ⇾ friend!namjoon x student!reader (f.)

𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓇𝑒 ⇾ f2l, mutual pining, fluff

𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓎 ⇾ you get paired up with namjoon to work on an assignment, finding yourself falling for him harder than you expected

𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉 ⇾ 1.5k

𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 ⇾ nope.

𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓇'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒 ⇾ who isn’t soft of joonie? extremely unedited. please do not leave hate towards me or any other readers. please do not copy, repost, or translate any of my work without my permission. if you have any requests, please send them my way. enjoy!

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You tapped your green pen against your notebook as your nerves went haywire. Your eyes were locked on the door, filtering through the students that entered and exited the campus cafe. The only thing on your mind was him. You let yourself spare a quick glance at the clock. It was five till ten, which meant he would be arriving any second now. You could feel your heart quicken at the thought of him, a cursed reaction you could never, for the life of you, control. But, then again, there were a lot of things you couldn’t control when he was near. Like your words. You suddenly lost the ability to keep your mouth shut when he was close by. You’d go on and on about the stupidest topics. You cringed as you recalled last week’s meeting and your never-ending rant on bread. Who the hell cares about its “soft and bouncy texture”? You shuddered at your words, shaking the memory away. The good news was you couldn’t possibly say anything worse than that…right? You refocused your attention back on the door. When you couldn’t spot him, you checked the clock behind the counter; five past ten. He was late. He had never been late before, always arriving fifteen minutes before the agreed time. This might just be a blessing in disguise. If he showed up later, that meant you had less time to embarrass further yourself. Yet, still, you stared at the door waiting fo- His hair was dark fawn, pushed back to expose his forehead. You had never felt my heart burst at the sight of a freaking forehead until now. Who told him that was allowed, and why the hell did he listen? You weren’t making it out of there alive. He smiled, displaying his cute dimples, and settled into the seat before you. “Hey,” he greeted, slightly breathless. My lips twitched as they stretched to return the smile. “Hi,” you breathed. Your eyes flickered to his shirt for a second. Loosely-fitted, it dangerously revealed his collarbone, and all your words failed you for once. This is it. This is how I die. “Sorry I’m late,” he chuckled, pulling out his notebook and yellow pencil case. “Three of my roommates attempted to make pancakes and almost burned down the entire apartment.” I couldn’t meet his eyes. You knew you’d only end up staring aimlessly into them while he awkwardly waited for you to say something. “It’s okay,” you muttered as you opened your notebook to the last page you two were on. He did the same, then leaned over the table, closer to you, trying to meet your distant gaze. “Everything okay?” he asked. You bit your lip to keep your nervous word vomit from taking over. You let yourself indulge in a quick glance, to which he offered a smile. You felt your heart scream and cry at the same time, fighting against your ribcage. You didn’t let yourself speak, knowing nothing good ever came out of it. You only nodded and forcefully redirected your focus to the scribbled page. He let out a small sigh. It was clear he wasn’t at all convinced but didn't push you any further as he returned to his previous posture and, too, focused on the task at hand. “So, we left off with the idea of using old, rusted bikes to explore the concept of distorted societies. I was thinking about it last night and even this morning. What if we further narrow it down to the lack of strong female representation in society? We can discuss the history of suffrage and talk about how women have only ever been humoured in society. Then, we can end the song with the demand that women be taken seriously and mention some strong female influencers and leaders who have proved others wrong.” Everything about Kim Namjoon was beautiful. He had a heart of gold, a mind of wonder, and a soul of kindness. You had never met someone with such understanding and awareness. Not to mention, he was a genius. He could truly take something as simple and mundane as rusted bikes and turn it into a feminist anthem. “I also think you should be the one to rap it,” he quietly added. You snapped your head to him, ignoring that playfully guilty look in his eyes. “But, I told you I don’t want to sing. You’re supposed to rap.” Your love ridden nerves crashed into your terrified ones. A lump started to develop in your throat as you started to feel dizzy. “I never said sing; I said rap,” he smirked. You shook your head, unable to wrap your mind around his words. “What makes you think I can rap?” He chuckled as his brows knitted together in confusion. “Do you not remember how you went off about bread last week? You practically wrote a verse about it.” He laughed again as you visibly cringed at the wretched memory. “And I’ll be rapping too,” he continued, “but I think you should carry most of the song considering it is about feminist and who better to guide us through the injustice against women than a woman.” He furrowed his brows, then picked up his pen and added, “I should probably write that down.” You attempted to suppress a smile at his dorkiness, a part of him that your heart couldn’t seem to get enough of. He looked back up and smiled at you, calming and erupting your nerves all at once. “So, will you do it?” “Do I even have a choice?” I chuckled. He smiled, “Of course you do.” Then, he scribbled in his notebook again, muttering, “That’ll make a great verse.”

You were late this time, rushing into the café with a look of complete guilt. Your hair was slightly messy, hidden under a red hat. Your frame was swallowed up by an oversized shirt that somehow also doubled as a dress, stopping at your knees, and an even bigger yellow jacket slipping off your shoulders. Namjoon’s heart burst at the sight. Who told you that was allowed, and why the hell did you listen? “I’m so sorry I’m late,” you sighed, settling in the seat before him. Worry contorted your face as you noticed his half-full cup of cold tea. “How long did I keep you waiting?” Namjoon thought about the last thirty minutes and shrugged, slightly shaking his head. “Not long at all.” He would’ve waited thirty hours if it meant he’d be able to see you again. “Really?” you asked, then quickly shook your head. “I’m still sorry though. My professor just wouldn’t shut up about his freaking cats. Who the hell knew someone could go on like that for thirty freaking minutes?” Namjoon suppressed a smile as he recalled your last few rants on bread, pyjamas, and the colour blue. You were so cute when you went on like that. He could listen to you talk all day. “I certainly didn’t,” he teased with a playful smirk. You rolled your eyes as a little smile of your own stretched upon your lips. Namjoon swore that smile was so pure it could cure diseases. He tried not to blush at the sight and asked, “So? What’s our grade?” Your song was presented last week. You were both supposed to be present but Jungkook, Jimin, and Taehyung decided their pancake attempt didn’t amount to as big of a failure as they desired. So, they tried to make waffles that morning and somehow all got shocked. Namjoon was forced to take them to the hospital with Jin and couldn’t be there to present with you. You ruffled through your back and pulled out a crumpled rubric. You offered a sheepish smile at the sight of the creased page and tried to flatten it on the table. Too cute. Namjoon was about to tell you it was okay, but you handed it to him before he could even open his mouth. A red A+ was circled over the page. He smiled up at you as a little laugh escaped him. Your cheeks tinted a bright pink, and you redirected your gaze to your lap. He glanced between the paper and your flushed features. He couldn’t stop thinking that this was his last chance to make something real out of whatever relationship you two already had. He mustered up whatever courage he could find and said, “We should celebrate. Are you free tonight?” You snapped your head up to him, eyes wide and face redder than your hat. “T-tonight?” you stuttered. When he nodded you asked, “Just the two of us?” Namjoon offered you half a grin, replying, “Yeah.” “So…” you trailed off, watching him carefully. “Like a – um, date?” Namjoon couldn’t help the rush of blood in his cheeks at your words. Your hesitance sent his love ridden and terrified nerves into a crashing frenzy. “Yes,” he muttered, unable to fully trust his voice. You smiled, rapturing his heart, “Tonight’s perfect.” You’re perfect.

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foeseekerwriter · 6 years ago

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Let’s Shred Voltron

Here’s a rather rambling, non-comprehensive breakdown of the ways VLD has royally screwed over its entire cast. Because I’m fed up and needed to get some of this off my chest so I could move on with other projects.

Allura is now a Workaholic Married to the Job. This girl is being made to do everything—be the team’s main diplomat and the leader of the Voltron Coalition (whose alleged size and scope makes the UN look like a children’s play group; this unto itself is a job for at least ten people), be the heart of Voltron by encouraging the rest of the team and giving them advice, pilot the Blue Lion (which entails plenty of dangerous and exhausting aerial and hand-to-hand combat), generate wormholes, be the “support brain” with her knowledge of alien tech/culture/races/etc.—the list could probably go on. This poor girl has been turned into the show’s workhorse, and not even realistically so either. She should be exhausted, worn out, maybe not broken—at least in her resolve—but completely drained by being pulled every which way all the time. But she’s the same enthusiastic, inspiring, almost peppy girl we met at the beginning, which implies that either Alteans have utterly incomprehensible reserves of energy or that the writers don’t care about writing her realistically, they just want her to do all their work for them.

This noble princess has also now been effectively dethroned, with the loss of the Castle and her crown—despite the fact that there are Alteans still out there who, now that Lotor is gone, will quite possibly be looking to her for leadership. This loss of any significant position of power or status aside from being the pilot of the Blue Lion was made abundantly clear when Allura, technically the ruler of the Altean diaspora and leader of the Voltron coalition, was put into a Galaxy Garrison cadet uniform. This was an insult to all the paladins, but most especially to Allura, as it indicates she is now subservient to a government military organization for a country and planet she isn’t even a resident or citizen of (a la the Avengers submitting to a government agency via the Accords in CA:CW). Allura has been stripped of any and all reasons for recognition except her status as a paladin. That (aside from her doing almost all the work to get everything done) is the only reason she still remains relevant.

She’s also been put into relationship roulette. I am thoroughly convinced that Monsanto was setting her up to be paired with Keith during the first two seasons (they spend a lot of time together, and aside from Keith and Shiro’s relationship theirs was developed by far the most out of anyone on the team during that time). Then, when the fans didn’t jump on board that ship and (at least when Allura was involved) tended to look more toward Lance or Shiro as possible romantic interests for her, they did their usual waffling routine and backed off, sticking a toe into the Shallura pool (the “hand touch” bit in S2 and the seesawing tension between Allura and Kuron) before doing their level best to get Shiro out of the story completely and sticking Allura with Lance instead. Now, I’m not against the trope where the guy has a crush on the girl and the girl at first doesn’t like him but eventually comes around (see Han Solo and Princess Leia for one of my favorite examples of this being done properly), but in this particular instance it feels more like the girl being turned into a plot device and stuck with whatever guy the writers decide doesn’t have enough payoff in the story otherwise. It’s fully possible that, written right, Lance and Allura could have ended up together quite plausibly. But the way it has actually been done—extremely arbitrarily with little development of their relationship or healthy growth of either character—it’s a travesty for both of these wonderful people.

Shiro has been taken from his position as The Leader and The Hero, which he filled far more effectively than Keith (see my Sorting Hat Chats analysis of the characters, as well as below) and been turned into fourth tree from the left (right alongside Coran, Krolia, and Romelle). He’s been given the consolation prize of piloting the ridiculous and totally stupid and unnecessary Atlas, but aside from that he—rather like Allura with her status as Blue Lion pilot—has no other relevance to the story.

Plus (and this is a major bone I have to pick with Monsanto) he was arbitrarily given a magic muscle disease that has never been mentioned or alluded to at any point before S7—and then Word of God revoked its existence in the show’s present time because “he’s technically a clone so he’s magically cured.” Aside from this appalling behind-the-scenes wand-waving being an absolute and total writing mortal sin, it makes absolutely no sense because Keith apparently knew about it and yet made no mention of it for six seasons, even when his friend, who apparently needed magical wristbands to keep him healthy, was in an alien prison for a year with no treatment. Shiro should be a total decrepit wreck in 1x01 after going that long without proper treatment. Yet he’s not only fine, he’s able to engage in hand-to-hand combat with five enemies less than two days after escaping (see the 1x01 fight in the cruiser hangar). This is deus ex machina at its absolute and total worst.

And… okay, I’m going to really rant for a bit. Buckle up, buttercups, it’s about to get messy.

So down to brass tacks: Shiro and Adam’s relationship. I don't care if you want to view it as romantic or platonic. Any way you slice it, portraying this relationship as loving, affectionate, and admirable in canon or fandom is an insult to anyone who has loved ones willingly going into danger or away from home for long periods of time—astronauts, military members, law enforcement, firefighters, pilots, sailors, students studying abroad, missionaries and social workers in foreign countries, heck, let's throw in a good chunk of scientists for good measure, as well as the canon characters Colleen and Katie Holt, the McClain and Garrett families, and Mr. Kogane. And that's just the first ones that come to my mind. There are many, many others.

Let’s take a look first at exactly what was involved in the infamous “don’t count on me being here” scene. Shiro has some weird disease that means his health is going to decline in a few more years (see the bone picking above). Despite protests from higher-ups (which, this being a military organization, an admiral saying that a lieutenant cannot/should not participate in a mission should have utterly slammed the door on even the possibility of Shiro going), Shiro has decided to go on the Kerberos mission. Back in 1x05 Sam Holt referred to being in space for “the next two months”. Because Pidge, normally a very accurate scientist, said “it takes months for our ships to get out here” in 1x01 when passing Kerberos, I’m going to give Sam the benefit of the doubt and assume the “two months” is referring to the trip to Kerberos only. So, two months there, two months back, probably no more than two weeks exploring (this is to a degree a token voyage, after all; presumably after its success more rigorous explorations would be conducted). So I’ll give it a generous total time of five months, at most. Five months. Foreign exchange students are gone from home longer than that. And, considering the amount of contact modern astronauts are able to have with people back on Earth, I highly doubt the Kerberos guys were radio silent during their trip. And despite his apparent muscle problem there are no health ramifications for Shiro going on the mission (as in, going won’t make his condition worse). So we’re looking at five months of long-distance relationship, essentially. This is way, way better than many people with loved ones in, say, the military get.

Now, "Don't count on me being here when you get back"—this is emotional manipulation, plain and simple, using threats to the relationship as leverage to get what the speaker wants out of the other person. It is almost identical to saying "if you do X I'll never speak to you again" or "if you do X I'll break up with you", a common verbal threat tactic in abusive relationships. I have a good friend who was in a relationship like this, and the ugliness of that breakup has ramifications even years later, both socially and in my friend's mental well-being. I also knew other people in (non-romantic) friendships with somebody who used similar types of phrases and manipulation to get them to do what she wanted. The strain ultimately tore apart the friend group. These sorts of phrases and tactics are red flags of the highest degree and indicate a relationship that is in no way, shape, or form healthy.

So. Adam doesn't want Shiro to leave for the five-month trip, ostensibly for Shiro's health. But we have no indication that the Kerberos Mission poses any sort of risk to Shiro's health, preexisting medical conditions included. Which means what's really at stake here is Adam just doesn't want Shiro to go and is using any possible reason or tactic, no matter how flimsy or manipulative, to push that goal. This is horribly self-centered and appears to be based entirely in a selfish desire to have Shiro around as much as possible for as long as possible without any consideration for Shiro's desires and dreams (it's made pretty clear that the Garrison, space exploration, and the Kerberos Mission have been Shiro’s dream and goal for years if not his whole life). To even consider this as anything less than selfish possessiveness is dangerous and downright insulting to Shiro, as well as to every single person who has loved ones gone for long periods of time and/or in dangerous circumstances.

Net result: no matter how you read Shiro and Adam's relationship, we should all be glad that Shiro GOT OUT.

(And relationship drama is possibly one of the oldest, cheapest methods for easy plot tension out there. It requires little to no effort on the part of the writer and can create lots of drama without anybody getting developed, just lots of “but you said you loved me!” type stuff ad nauseam. The families of the other paladins have gotten developed, or at the very least been given cameos; why not, instead of using a cheap relationship trick to give fourth-tree-from-the-left Shiro any sort of interest in S7 at all, give us some background info on him? All we know about him is that he worked for the Garrison. We know nothing about his parents, if he has any siblings… we could have gotten so much more, and yet the writers stuck us with this idiotic hogwash.)

Okay, mini-mega-rant over. Moving on…

Keith’s been strongarmed into a leadership role for which he is painfully not suited. To make this square-peg-in-round-hole setup work the writers have copy-pasted a good chunk of Shiro’s personality on top of the erstwhile lone wolf, turning Keith into a schizophrenic who oscillates wildly between inspiring noble leader and the shy, blunt, anger-prone guy we all came to love in the first two seasons. (That is not to say Keith is incapable of being a good leader; see aforementioned Sorting Hat Chats analysis. But this is not the way to get Keith to be a good leader.) To prevent this poor jerry-rigged human from being completely outshone, Shiro has, as I said before, been stripped of almost all personality and pushed as far back into the scenery as possible without disappearing entirely (and Monsanto has outright said they think he’s dumb and boring and wanted to get rid of him. But they were afraid of fan backlash when, for some weird reason, the fans actually liked him. So they didn’t kill him off and opted instead to be their usual spineless chicken selves and not pick a plotline, nominally keeping him around while making Shiro pretty much useless).

Lance is being made to operate as “Voltron’s right hand,” which runs counter to the lore established in S1 and 2 and, thanks to Keith’s writer-induced schizophrenia, means he’s actually leading Voltron by proxy because Keith has latched onto him as the strategist and moral compass (when Keith’s “Shiro personality” isn’t coming out). This has locked Lance into a particular role, when he actually operates best shifting to fit whatever role the situation calls for (again, see the Sorting Hat Chats analysis for more on this). The poor guy is really starting to come across as dragged over the coals and put on the rack; he’s take an awful beating at the hands of the writers and is worn down and damaged with no sign of relief. He seems to be getting Allura as a consolation prize, but as I said before this is a disservice to both of these characters and really just throws Lance’s suffering in his face.

Hunk and Pidge have largely been left by the wayside. Hunk was barely a step up from joining the line of trees in the first place, as the balmera arc was the only place he really shone (he’s had a few bits in episodes here and there, maybe—maybe—once a season, but more as a “look, we haven’t forgotten he exists!” thing than any sort of real character development). And Pidge, once she completed her “find my family” arc, faded into the background right along with Hunk. She tends to be a smidge more prominent than he does, if only because she’s the computer geek—and because she’s the team’s other girl, since Monsanto is all over that doggone “representation” bandwagon—but she’s largely served her purpose and now is simply the tech whiz plot device.

And… oh, good Lord. Don’t even get me started on the rest of the cast. Coran has never gotten a huge amount of development, but to be fair he’s always kind of been a goofy Alfred so it makes sense that we wouldn’t peel back his layers too much. He’s nominally interesting but largely there to help the other characters do their thing. But all the Holts have pretty much just been pawns in Pidge’s arc—we’ve seen so little of Matt Holt as to have no real idea of his personality at all (most of what we “know” is actually fandom-developed), and although Sam proved useful for the “return to Earth” bit he’s only gotten a little more development than his son. Krolia too was pretty much just a plot device for Keith’s arc and finding the Altean colony; since then she’s just disappeared into the scenery to become second tree from the left. Romelle has earned true MacGuffin status, as the literal only thing she has done for the story is reveal Lotor’s treachery (despite the fact that she, along with Krolia, is a powerpack of a character and could probably take down the empire single-handed if given the opportunity).

Plus the villains have been shortchanged along with everyone else. Part of the reason, I think, so many people loved Lotor as a bad guy was because he actually had a pretty good motive and a well-developed personality. He was a whole person. Zarkon kinda was, a bit, since he was obsessed with the Black Lion and that at least gave him some sort of drive. But Haggar? Who, by the way, we haven’t seen since S6? Sendak? Pshh, please. Why on earth would Monsanto bother to give the bad guys motivation and personality? That would distract from Keith’s leadership arc, and Allurance! And—and space wolf! And explosions! And look, Voltron has a new power, so don’t look at the man behind the curtain through the plot holes you could drag a planet through!

I am so done with all this nonsense. So I’m going to go fix everything with fanfiction. Bye.

P.S. “Monsanto” is my admittedly derogatory version of “Monsantos”, the contraction I’ve often seen used to refer to Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos, the executive producers and master-not-minds of VLD.

#vld #voltron #shiro #allura #keith #lance #hunk #pidge #season 7

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harshak999-blog · 6 years ago

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Men vs Women Blue Waffles | Symptoms

Blue waffle is an ailment that influences ladies (particularly pregnant ladies). At the point when a lady has vaginitis, her bacterial equalization has been altogether and adversely moved with the goal that she endures indications like copying and tingling, stained release and a sharp fishy vaginal smell. A great many people experience the ill effects of this ailment each and every year and regularly, the disease proceeds, regardless of the lady taking anti-infection agents and other common cures. In this article, we'll examine who gets it, what things cause it to deteriorate and the complexities that may result from tainted ladies. It is safe to say that you are prepared? How about we begin.

As recently demonstrated, ladies get blue waffle disease because of an excess of microscopic organisms in their vagina district as indicated . In spite of the fact that the condition isn't explicitly transmitted, ladies with more than one sex accomplice or those that changing to another sex accomplice in a brief span are increasingly inclined to these contamination that other ladies. Douching can make the circumstance compound and has likewise been known to cause reoccurring instances of blue waffles. Truth be told, whatever disturbs the regular parity of microscopic organisms can make this disease erupt. Despite the fact that this is a typical condition, the accurate reason is as yet obscure anyway specialists presume that it is brought about by an abundance of gardenella microscopic organisms. In any case, there are different anti-microbial that can battle the disease once a lady gets it.

As recently referenced, the indications of vaginitis comprises of strange measures of vagina release with a foul smell that looks like old fish. The release is normally dim or white in shading and causes unnecessary Itching and bothering of the vagina territory. What's more, this condition is extremely disappointing to ladies and can bring down her confidence also.

Moreover, there are a few confusions of blue waffle including:

Expanded danger of HIV and different STDs as the safe framework is to some degree traded off.

Expanded dangers of diseases after a noteworthy medical procedure.

Expanded hazard for untimely work.

In the event that you speculate that you have this vaginitis, you should look for medicinal consideration right away. Pregnant ladies are in an a lot more serious hazard and should look for help when they can. The more you pause, the more probable the microbes will increase. Also, the sooner you get treated, the sooner your contamination can be treated with recommended anti-infection agents like Flagyl or metronidazole.

To forestall blue waffle ailment you should stack up on folic corrosive and a decent numerous nutrient and you should constrain your sex accomplices and look for therapeutic consideration at whatever point you speculate an instance of BV. Likewise, you ought not douche all the time and keep your private territory clean.

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recklessupernova-blog · 6 years ago

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SEVERAL TYPES OF BACTERIAL AND FUNGUS INFECTION IN MEN AND WOMEN.

As we know that there are many types of bacterial infection and some are more dangerous and life treating and some care less dangerous and easily curable with simple care.so we would today discuss various types of infection and alos talk about how these infection are cured.

So before to discuss about different types of bacterial and fungal infection first we should understand what actually the bacterial and fungus infection is. So we will get a clear understanding of both the term.

Bacterial infection

Bacterial infection is occur due to presence of harmful bacteria in our body. Like food poisoning happen due tothe presence of harmful bacteria in the body.

Fugal infection

Fungal infection happen due to fungus microorganism that invade the at some body part and body immune system to able to handle and it will transformed into fungal infection. Fungi is priest in water,air and soil, due to get touch with harmful fungi our body is infected with fungal infection.

Athlete's foot

Athlete food fungus on the food of a person, this happen due to warm and moist environment around the shoes due to long hour wear of tiet shoes and shocks. It mostly happen in summer season.in this infection the skin layer start breaking and burning sensation can be feeled.

Ringworm

Ring worm is a type of fungal infection,it caused by a fungus that live on dead tissue such as hair or nail or dead skin, rings worm is in red round itch spot on the skin,it happen due to get touch with infected skin of people , pets.

Food borne Bacterial Infections

Food borne bacterial infection are generally caused by food, some time we eat some food that contain harmful bacteria by some reason and later cause bacterial infection in body. Campylobacter jejune and Colostrum botulinum are the bacterial infection can cause serious illness and food poisoning.

Sexually Transmitted Bacterial Infections

There are many sexually transmitted disease that generally occur due to bacterial infection and later due to unsafe intercourse transmitted in another person and become worse.

Blue waffles disease and Chlamydia are the example of Sexually Transmitted Bacterial Infections.

Blue waffles is a bacterial infection occur near vagina and other private part of men and women and later due to further sexual intercourse if further transmitted in std.You can see the blue waffle picture of disease to identify the symptoms of disease.

Bacterial Skin Infections

These are types of bacterial infection that somehow take place on skin and infect the skin.

Cellulitis Folliculitis are the best example of skin bacterial infection. Cellulitis generally take place on the legs and red rashes and swollen bumps like pimple take place.

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thetradeway · 4 years ago

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Session 7

We are trying ammunition tracking, using rules about cover and partial cover, and Joe will be tracking our reputations with various groups, factions and people. Joe is immediately derailed by everyone talking over him.

We pick up with Gideon, Gunna and Melaina, the day after we left the sewers. Gideon buys the spell scroll from Gunna for 10gp. After a successful Arcana check, he discovers that it is a scroll of Tenser’s Floating Disc, a spell he almost chose as part of levelling up to level 2.

Cass is the name of the barmaid who showed us to the sewers. Gunna asks her if she knows what happened to Tarragon, Kessler and Ahleqs. Unfortunately he calls her bar-wench rather than her name, which doesn’t go down well. She says something about the graveyard, and gives him a piece of parchment to write down a note for us if we come back.

They go to the docks to look for a temple to Gunna’s god, so that he can get his illness (co-rat-a-virus - also he has gone a little deaf) taken care of. They find an open-air temple near the docks, with pillars and sails and sailors - he is looking for clergy wearing blue and silver. He finds a blue-skinned water genasi (male) handing out food to some of the down-on-their-luck sailors. (He has seen water genasi before, being a pirate.) Matthew notes that he doesn’t want to interrupt but Gunna is a different case so he barrels on over. This genasi is a wave-tamer, and is capable of this kind of healing. His name is Surge. Is Gunna a member of the temple? He waffles to the effect of no, not really. Surge will cure his injury (he’s still a bit deaf after dying) and his disease. He casts Lesser Restoration, and the sickness and deafness dissipates. He gives him a vial of salt water and says they will contact him to have the favour returned?

They go on to the market in the trade ward. Melaina offers to sell Gunna’s knick-knack, but he thinks he might keep it as it reminds him of seaside tat. It’s a monkey carved out of dark wood with gold eyes, worth 7gp.

Kessler finds them in the market, tells them about Tarragon and Ahleqs and the flower in the City of the Dead. Melaina wants to find us once they’re done in the market.

Gideon sells his named battle-axe, for less than he would have liked. Gunna finds an armour smith to sell his leather armour to. Is offered 6gp for it, asks for 10. counter offer is 8. He makes an intimidation check and gets a 21 - the smith gives him 10gp. Gunna asks about the decoration on the armour - the smith says it’s fine work, but doesn’t recognise it.

Its early evening before they head back to the Dripping Dagger - 6 or 7 pm. Their note is still on the board. Melaina still wants to look for us; Gunna suggests dinner. And a good night’s rest beforehand. Kessler doesn’t want to go; Melaina tells her she can stay behind if she’s scared.

Kessler and Gideon start arguing; Duncan ships it and I choke on my spit.

Gunna and Melaina just sort of get up and leave while they’re still fighting; Gideon, not wanting to stay with Kessler, follows; he’ll take potential ghosts in the city of the dead over an evening with a goblin.

They approach the city of the dead quite late at night, Kessler recognises the guard’s uniform. Gideon tugs on Gunna’s sleeve; he thinks this place might be h-h-h-haunted.

They meet up with Tarragon and Ahleqs, who explain what they’ve been doing. We go back to the guard who tells us about the Stump Bog, which is the direction in which the crow flew with the seed.

The watch don’t patrol as far as the Bog. It’s a nefarious place, rumoured that underworld figures of Waterdeep dump bodies there, leading to plagues etc.

We go back to the inn.

Gideon tries to transmute his pewter ale mug. Kessler complains about the price of bacon; Gideon points out that the bacon tree isn’t indigenous to the area so they probably have to import it.

Ahleqs tells a story about a group of his friends who once got stuck in a bacon tree - no wait, it was a hambush. Arf.

We go the next morning to the castle ward, and the Unmasked Lords. The guard are also based there. The Watchful Order are a guild who oversee magic use, but also fight fires, and organise magical education. The arcane magic users need to join or face hefty fines. Tarragon’s magic is divine, so it’s not covered by those rules and she doesn’t have to join. Ha!

The tower is four storeys, surrounded by a fence of green magical light. It’s a sort of ward. Gideon tries to high-five the symbol; this is a bad idea so Ahleqs helps him not die by grabbing his hand before he can touch it.

Inside the tower is a portly white Dragonborn in robes. It’s hella fancy with mosaic tiles on the floor. There are no sweets; not even a bowl of yogurt covered raisins. The Dragonborn takes the arcane magic users off to induct them. It turns out that as the only wizard, Ed gets an extra spell every time he levels up as a result of joining. The other two (Ahleqs, Kessler) get to choose a new language for joining.

We now have access to the Order’s library.

We buy a map; Kessler makes a copy.

The Stump Bog is about 60 miles (or three days) away; Melaina and Gunna lead, Tarragon brings up the rear, Ahleqs doesn’t want to get hurt so he goes in the middle somewhere.

The first night is uneventful; the second night we spot some snakes. They don’t approach, but neither do they leave.

They are a kind of vampiric snake - they usually live in the water, and when they bite they use an analgesic so you don’t notice while they drain your blood. The skins are worth selling, as is the analgesic. Sewer Worms. (?)

The following morning we can start to smell the bog - its like amsterdam on a hot summer day, or venice any time. It’s green and stagnant with stumps rising out of it, with about a foot high of fog above it. We spot a path, and in the middle is like an island with some trees rising out of it.

We decide to make for the island thing in the middle; Gunna and Melaina make a raft for Gideon, and Gideon casts Floating Disc as a ritual for Tarragon and Kessler to sit on to cross the bog. Gideon wants to know if the snakes can bite through raft; we don’t know.

There’s a lot of bollocks about Repo the Genetic Opera, then Joe disappears and none of us notice until Sophie asks a question and he doesn’t answer. How rude!

We reach the island before the hour on the Floating Disc is up. Ahleqs doesn’t notice as we cross that he is bitten by one of the snakes. He loses a hit point, and spends a minute checking himself for bites; this is an investigation check that he makes at advantage since his own body is favoured terrain. He is panicking; Tarragon hands him a fistful of reeds and tells him its a poultice. She’s not terribly convincing but he believes her, pressing the reeds to the bite.

We see something drawn on a rock - it is in Druidic. Tarragon reads it and tells the group that it says that there is danger ahead - bad, wrong magic.

Gunna is attacked by a sewer worm, kills it quickly and skins it perfectly.

We come across a witch’s hut; Melaina sneaks up for a look and there’s a man in there using a pestle and mortar. There is some furniture and a fire in a fireplace. She doesn’t see anything glowing red like the seeds, but the man did have his back to the window.

Kessler goes and knocks on the door, tells the man who answers that she’s lost and looking for her pet crow. Rolls bad on her persuasion. The man says he hasn’t seen a crow, but offers to point her in the direction of ‘out of the swamp’. She says she will camp here overnight and continue her search tomorrow.

He asks if she’s alone; she says yes. He tells her he wouldn’t sleep out here; it’s very dangerous at night. There are a lot of predators - snakes, wolves, all sorts.

She says thanks and gives him her name. He wishes her luck and shuts the door in her face. The rest of us (except Gunna, who is stuffing his face) see the door open a crack after she leaves, and then close again. We did not see anything leave, or see the man again.

Kessler takes first watch - about four hours in she sees the man leave the hut and move further into the swamp. Tarragon notices a little red light through the trees - a crow appears and flies in through the window, exits without the light. Tarragon decides to sneak into the hut!!!

Melaina keeps watch in case the man comes back. Tarragon finds a book but can’t make head or tail of it. She finds a map with a graveyard marked on it to the north of the hut. Ahleqs and Gunna sneak in after she comes back, Ahleqs reads one of the books which says something about a corpse flower, which is used by necromancers to make some sort of weapon.

It grows on the graves of necromancers. (I think?)

Gunna reads another book - it is a journal. The man is an apprentice, his master is buried in the graveyard. He has planted the seeds on his master’s grave, and speaks about having to feed it.

There is also a recipe for bread that is made using the seeds, which is supposed to have healing properties. Having found out as much as they can, they leave.

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Blue Waffles Disease

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Blue Waffles Disease In Women

If you have never heard of blue waffle disease, you are not alone. It's not something that many people have heard about. The truth is that it is a relatively new disease that is becoming more prevalent among men and women around the world, although it is more common among women than men. Blue waffles are dangerous because they do not disappear on their own. It is a sexually transmitted disease that affects those who have an immune system that is compromised or not as strong as others. People living with an autoimmune disease are significantly more likely to contract blue waffle disease than others. That said, it's time to discuss exactly what this disease is. Knowing what it is, what to expect, and how to manage an infection can help you heal and get back to normal life as quickly as possible. This is not the kind of sexually transmitted disease that lasts forever. However, it only heals if you consult your doctor and receive medical care to cure the disease. Because it's a new disease, there is still no over-the-counter remedy for blue waffle disease. However, it is not impossible to heal. You simply need to contact your doctor and schedule an appointment as soon as possible. This information will help you heal your sexually transmitted disease as quickly as possible. If you do not heal this problem, the sooner you will feel the relief and live normally again.

What is blue waffle disease? This is a common question that people are asking for more and more each day. The truth is that it's pretty new. Most people have not heard of it because it is not new today. The causes of this disease are known, but what began to cause it a short time ago, as so long ago, like so many other diseases, is still unknown. Right now, health professionals have no idea why this disease has begun to affect the men and women of the world. The belief is that this disease is born of several different bacteria, spread to one or two people and spread quickly to others. Unfortunately, it is an illness that you can not cure at home. It's not something you can treat without the help of your health professional. You will need to make an appointment to see your doctor. Blue waffles are a type of disease caused by bacteria that enter the vagina and wreak havoc. The bacterium causes several painful side effects. The most common side effect is intense burning accompanied by severe decay. If it is not treated too long, the bacterium will greatly inflate the vaginas of women. This causes the vagina to turn a shade of purple blue. It also causes a woman's discharge to change color and become blue.

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Can blue waffles infection be cured? That’s the query many men and women ask whilst the primary pay attention of this ordinary and relatively new ailment. Can blue waffles be cured is a query with an answer that interests all sexually active women and men. Why? Because blue waffles is a sexually transmitted disease that impacts generally girls, however can affect men as nicely. The std is one that is painful, worrying, and hard to treat.

In the mean time, there is little recognised for positive approximately the sexually transmitted disorder. What we do realize about it, however, is that it’s not all that easy to treatment. It’s some thing that calls for the assist of a scientific professional with some experience treating sexually transmitted sicknesses. Blue waffles happens when men and women aren't secure during sex. While a person and female determine to skip the safety and feature intercourse with out it, they put themselves at risk for growing blue waffles and becoming very unwell. The disease is more prominent in women because the bacterium that causes blue waffles prospers inside the vagina. It’s heat and it’s moist; it’s the number one habitat for this sort of infection. Happy New Year 2019 images and wallpaper download in Free

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Blue Waffles Infection In Women

blue waffles |s The blue waffles of term do not literally mean waffles appeared in color blue. It is a disease that the individual can acquire. For some people who have ever searched for blue waffles using an online journal or medical journal, this type of condition can be hard to find and some books do not have information available on this subject. This is a real problem even if some people might not find it real. Blue waffles are similar to vaginitis, but different bases on the symptoms that a patient may have.Although some of the medical journals can not specify specific signs and symptoms specific, but it has already been studied and tested that it has alternative regimens to cure blue waffles. the disease is nothing but a myth. It is a popular Internet hoax on a sexually transmitted disease that affects only women.

This false illness is supposed to turn a woman's vagina into blue. However, it is interesting to learn a little more about the origin of this myth and how it became so popular. Read on to read more about Blue Waffle Disease images and why it's wrong. Many people mention different reasons why images of blue waffle disease have emerged and become popular. One of the most popular theses is that someone could have seen a photo of a woman's vulva after using gentian violet to get rid of a yeast infection and thought that it's a horrible disease. Gentian violet is a very effective treatment option to get rid of oral and vaginal yeast infections, but it can make your skin purple. Some people rely on this method because they find it more natural. The truth is that the color of a woman's vagina can not turn blue simply because she has sex, unless of course she has had sex with someone covered in blue dye. Still, it's quite interesting to see how many teenagers really think that the blue waffle is a real thing. The idea has become so popular quickly because it goes well with the common story that it's wrong for a woman to have a lot of sex. Instead of worrying about blue waffles and checking out images of blue waffle disease, you should be more concernedyou get away from real sexually transmitted diseases. The best way to avoid STDs is to avoid having sex with someone who has genital wounds, a load, a skin rash or dizziness. other symptoms. You can have unprotected sex, but only when you and your partner have sex only between you. Still, it's a good idea for both of you to get tested for STDs before having unprotected sex. Here are some other precautionary measures to take to prevent STDs: It is important to understand that while these measures greatly reduce your chances of getting an infection, the only way to be sure you are not To be infected is to not have sex. The images of blue waffle disease are all wrong, but many other STDs exist in the real world. These diseases can be extremely painful and embarrassing. You are more likely to get these infections when you do not follow the guidelines on safe sex. The good thing is that it is possible to treat most sexually transmitted diseases, but it is important that you know about your early infection. You will always experience some symptoms when you develop an STD

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The name waffle is used to describe the vagina and, therefore, this disease is indicative of vaginal infection. Some of the common symptoms of this disease are vaginal swelling with spots of spikes in and around the vagina and on the opening of the lips. There will be intense dinners and a burning sensation, marked by a bad smell and a red spot like dots. Due to severe inflammation, the vagina can become blue in some women. The main reason for getting this disease is due to the use of unhealthy objects during masturbation. Sometimes women behave by inflicting vaginal pain using sharp, pointed objects. It can also occur in women who are sexually active throughout the day. The bacteria grow on the area because of the unhygienic state of the vagina and it multiplies and affects the surrounding areas like the lips. Autoimmune disorders such as lowered level of immunity can also cause vaginal infection. The doctor will examine the vagina for tingling and nauseating odors, but these symptoms are also found on vaginitis.

vaginal disorders, blue waffle disease will not be cured by itself. You must have it treated by visiting your doctor and taking antibiotics. Follow hygienic habits while practicing sex and do not use unhygienic items for oneself.struction. This disease will also spread to partners who have sex with infected women. It is necessary to keep the vagina dry and clean to prevent this infection. If you are curious about what is \blue waffle disease\, the answer is given here: there is no blue waffle and it has become one of the marketing trends of the line by giving \catchy\ phrases and posting \abnormal\ photos on the site. Waffle is the term used to describe the woman's sexual organ, the vagina, and it never becomes blue, even if it is infected in the heart. Women who have multiple sexual and professional sex partners are at high risk of vaginal infection such as chlamydia and syphilis and many more. Any infection through the vagina can cause irritation, pain and nauseating secretions. In severe cases, the vagina may become flesh-colored or red, indicating inflammation and infection. Various factors can cause a vaginal infection. It includes bacteria, viruses and other pests. When you are healthy, the good bacteria will proliferate and destroy the bad ones like the anaerobics of the vagina. The condition is exactly opposite when your immunity is weakened. Any imbalance in the number of bacteria can disrupt the vagina leading to infection. Having more than one sexual partner is closely related to a vaginal infection such as blue waffle disease. And it's more special if you have had sex with a new partner recently. Sex workers are more likely to have a vaginal infection than others. Women who do not practice good health practices may be infected by sex. Some women hesitate to clean their vaginas shortly after having sex. This can increase the risk of infection. It is good to use sex toys for fun, but at the same time, it is necessary to keep them clean and dry. Bacteria and other infectious parasites can linger on moisture and if you do not clean and wash properly, you may develop an infection. Some types of bacteria can flourish for hours together in the objects that have settled in the vagina when you use it again. Some women feel it is good to clean and wash the vagina several times. These are vaginal douches that can destroy millions of good bacteria, making a blue waffle infection. Yeasts like C. albicans can cause an infection in the mouth and can be passed on to your partner during oral sex. Some of the sexually transmitted diseases such as trichomoniasis may show no symptoms. If your partner has it already then you are likely to pass it on by sex. If you like to try new products like vaginal sprays or scented soaps or any highly scented product on your genitals, it can cause an allergic reaction leading to inflammation of the vaginal lining. Your doctor will collect the complete medical history and will do a pelvic exam. Simple observation of the vagina is enough for some doctors to detect an infection. If necessary, she can collect a tiny sample of vaginal secretions to test them in the laboratory to determine which organism actually caused her. Pictures, photos, photos and photos of blue waffle disease treatment for vaginal infection such as blue waffle disease, depends on the cause. Depending on the severity of the symptoms, your doctor may prescribe appropriate medications. Antibiotics like Flagyl or Metrogel are prescribed for the treatment of bacterial infections. You must follow the treatment prescribed by your doctor, even if the symptoms have improved. Antifungal pills and creams such as miconazole or clotrimazole are suggested for yeast infection. In case of thinning of the vaginal mucosa, your doctor may give you creams or rings appropriate to treat it. If you are curious about whether blue waffles can be sexually transmitted, the answer is yes. Even men are likely to be infected by having sex with an infected person. It is possible that many men / women have no symptoms or signs but the infection can spread through the exchange of fluids. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Blue Waffles Disease is a term that describes infection and inflammation of the vagina, resulting in bluish discoloration of the area. It is a sexually transmitted disease, causing bluish discoloration of the lips and malodorous discharge of the genitals. Blue waffle disease affects both men and women, but is most commonly seen in women. Symptoms of this condition are similar to those of vaginitis and may also be caused by untreated vaginitis. The blue waffle is a serious infection, especially the most severe form of vaginitis. The term \blue waffle\ comes from the blue color of the vagina when it is affected by the disease, and the waffle refers to the female sex organs. Blue waffle disease became a topic of interest in 2007, but it is not a proper medical term. Blue waffles can be acquired through unprotected sex and result from various sexually transmitted diseases. A severe infection in the vagina leads to the unpleasant appearance of the vulva with several additional symptoms. Also read about vesico-vaginal fistula. This condition mainly affects women who engage in dangerous sexual behavior. The risk factors for this condition are as follows: Immunocompromised individuals are at greater risk of developing this disease. The vaginal area is very sensitive and has a local immune system that fights bacteria and other organisms. Exposure to sexually transmitted diseases can weaken the local immune system and cause progression of the infection. Disturbance of the vaginal microflora causes the accumulation of bad microorganisms, thus causing an infection. unprotected sex is the most common reason for blue waffle disease. Having sex with multiple partners without using protection is one of the biggest concerns. In addition, the use of dirty sex toys, unhygienic sex and other inappropriate sexual practices can lead to bruises and cuts, allowing To infect the sex organs. Lack of daily hygiene (not washing, wearing soiled and dirty underwear) further increases the risk. Unhygienic conditions can also lead to a condition called a foot trench. An unhealthy diet can also be a cause of changes in the vaginal immune system. The pH of the vagina is normally 3.5 to 4.5. The diet can cause fluctuations in this number, resulting in a loss of adequate immune protection. In addition, lack of minerals and vitamins, lack of sleep,

and use of alcohol and drugs can lead to weakened immune systems. Mental stress is a factor that can aggravate some diseases by altering the immune system. A bad mental state can also play a role in making potentially dangerous decisions, such as having unprotected sex with multiple partners. Blue waffle disease usually begins with a sexually transmitted infection. Irritation and bruising result in infection that penetrates deeper tissues. Not treating the initial condition and continuing the same sexual behavior leads to the acquisition of other infections, both bacterial and fungal 2.The main symptom of blue waffle disease is the bluish discoloration of the vagina, which gave its name to this disease. The discoloration results from the constant bruise of the infected vagina by a penis or other device. The presence of decay means a severe form of vaginal infection. With the infection, there is also the presence of purulent vaginal secretions that constantly drain from the vagina. These secretions can be harmful and contain bacteria, which can spread to sexual partners. The presence of secretions and swelling also contributes to the presence of unpleasant odors in the vagina. The build up of secretions causes discomfort in the vagina. Scratching the area further aggravates the condition. The presence of an infection stimulates the inflammatory response in the area. As a result, there is pain in the area even without contact. In addition, the nerves can also be affected, leading to a burning sensation or tingling in the vagina. Vaginal inflammation causes dilation of the blood vessels and increased fluid leakage from the blood into the interstitial space, resulting in swelling. The condition of blue waffles can also cause intense swelling in the vulva and pelvic area. This causes the person to feel abdominal fullness with rectal and vaginal fullness. Some women may experience severe swelling, which makes the vagina very tense and inflamed. More severe cases also lead to tumor formation in the area and further distention. The dryness of the skin around the vulva is also the result of a lack of lubrication because of the assignment of the Bartholin's gland to the vaginal opening. Swelling, inflammation and lack of lubrication all contribute to pain during intercourse or clinically called dyspareunia. Intense swelling and pain cause the person to limit movement to prevent worsening pain in the area. The diagnosis of blue waffle disease is mainly performed by a physical examination and a pelvic exam. The characteristic aspect of the vagina can confirm the diagnosis. Other diagnostic tests include: Pelvic examination is done by looking into other organs such as the cervix and the inner vagina to look for the spread of the disease. Pelvic examination evaluates other assignments in the pelvic organs. Vaginal smears or vaginal smears are performed to check the specific microorganism responsible for the infection. This test also allows doctors to choose the right treatment depending on the microorganism responsible. Patients with bacterial infection in the reproductive tract may require antibiotics for a certain course, depending on the severity of the infection. The most commonly used antibiotics are doxycycline and penicillin. Patients should complete the entire course to prevent medication tolerance and worsening of the infection. Antifungal creams or oral preparations may also be administered due to subsequent yeast infections. A painful vagina with secretions usually prompts the yeast to grow in the area and causes secondary fungal infections. Read about fungal eruption here. Perineal hygiene is also important to keep the vulva clean and dry. A humid environment allows the continued growth of microorganisms. Perky care may require the use of mild cleansers or feminine washings, which contain lactic acid, to improve normal vaginal acidity and prevent other infection. Wearing undergarments that allow air circulation prevents irritation of the vulva. In addition, choose cotton underwear to allow effective absorption5. Prevention is the most effective treatment for blue waffle disease. This implies good sanitation, safe sexual practices and being monogamous. Prostitutes must also undergo monthly gynecological examinations to prevent and treat sexually transmitted diseases. Image

1 - Infection u0026 Inflammation (blue staining) Image 3 - Schematic representation of the blue waffle on the genital organs Image 4 - Blue staining on the female ext.genital organ c Vagina The blue waffle has a blue but I do not really feel a waffle, it's a popular cocktail in a club and often requested, but you've seen it here first! The recipe: light rum 3/4 oz, triple dry 3/4 oz, orange vodka 1 oz, Sprite 1 oz, Blue Curacao 1/4 oz, orange juice Splash. In the end, we learned that the \blue waffle\ is not exactly what it is supposed to be (google images can explain better than we can). A cocktail that brings passion into passion fruit using the great brand BG Reynolds to create a design that is both tart and slightly sweet, but ultimately has the fruit pie of the passion that you get from certain styles of passion fruit. The Irish dream, what makes him Irish? 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Victims are invited to search for an image of a blue waffle on Google Image Search, only to be surprised by a close-up photo of what appears to be a sick vagina. Sorted by: What's NewOldestCommentsFavoritesHigh ScoreLow ScoreViews Blue Waffle is a fictitious sexually transmitted infection (STI) that is supposed to both turn the blue vagina and disfigure it. It is also said to come from the promiscuity of women and / or lack of hygiene. People say that it only transmits women to men. Interestingly (but probably unrelated), a less common meaning for the word blue is \indecent, somewhat obscure or risky\. Google Trends shows the first searches in November 2009, and the first entry of the urban dictionary dates from June 2009. The most updated entry reads as follows: \Go to Google. com, type \blue waffle\, then click on the \I feel lucky\ button, and you'll know what that means. â,¬ Other articles describe the fictitious symptoms of the disease, which mainly implies that women are responsible for the infection.The myth of the disease was re-learned in 2011 by the Women's Health Foundation. Obstetrics / Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital, reviewed the viral photo, confirmed that the disease was false, and that the image was photoshopped and / or the result of vaginal mutilation.is the hoax lives. In 2013, a member of the New Jersey City Council was contacted by an editor who asked him what the city was doing about Blue Waffle Disease as a fish stuffing. April. The counselor took the joke seriously, and we did not care, as you would be if you were caught in the puarile state. \* Girl in my aerobics class *\ Do you know what is worse than gonorrhea ... the blue waffle? \Steve Bannon looks like the human version of the blue waffle.\ This is not a formal blue waffle definition like most of the terms we define on Dictionary.com, but is rather an informal word abstract that touches on the key aspects of Meaning and use of Blue Waffle that will help you expand your word control. The term blue waffle comes from jargon words that imply to the woman's vagina (waffle) and to the blue color of the vagina and other genitals that are the hallmark of the disease. Really, the disease of the blue waffle is not yet recognized medically in the medical science. In any case, regardless of this fact, there is a large amount of data available on this subject. So, in this sense, we can not easily ignore its reality. Unfortunately, blue waffle disease is a sexually transmitted disease (STD). It is an infection that turns the color of the vagina into a kind of bluish purple, and for the same reason, this infection has received its name - blue waffle. According to research, the disease spreads mainly because of unprotected sex. In most cases, the infection is found in people who have many sexual partners such as prostitutes. Everything happens because of the lack of awareness about the disease. The purpose of this article is to educate the masses about the severity of the infection. Then, in the article, we'll tell you what you should know about the blue waffle. Although the infection can be transmitted to both men and women, women are more sensitive because the urethra and vagina are located so that they are easily infected by the infection. 'infection. The blue waffle can easily diagnose by some common signs and cues. Some of these signs include: The patient with the blue waffle experiences severe cleansings with burning sensation around the vagina and surrounding parts. In blue waffle infection, there is a thick discharge of the vagina, and it feels too bad and unbearable. This strong smell is due to bacterial growth. One of the most common signs is the color change of the vagina. The color varies from purple, blue to bluish purple. The outer part of the vagina known as the lips is also affected by the infection. Due to massive pus like yellow-white discharge affects the vagina and the lips too. The vagina and surrounding areas swell and become sensitive. The patient may be witnessing other symptoms such as stomach pain and feeling satiated by swelling of the pelvic area and vulva. Experiment with pain by having sex. Restricted movement in the hip area and lower regions. In severe cases, tumor cell formation can occur. The most questioned question about this bacterial infection nowadays is the thing that makes it tick. How to get this contamination is not yet clear, but in most cases, the reasons seem to be the main culprit for the infection. One of the fundamental reasons that various diseases occur is the weak immune system of our body to respond to foreign particles, which unfortunately limits the defense system of our own body. . The vagina constantly stays on the potential threat for differentmicroscopic and parasitic organisms. In the case of a weak immune system, you will have the high risk of having this infection. Some chemicals can cause disruption if it is another product that does not fit your skin. The use of untested chemicals is not limited to eating and irritation, it can also increase the risk of developing a disease, such as blue waffle contamination. Physical and mental anxiety can weaken the overall well-being of your body, including your immunity. Subsequently, infection causing bacteria and viruses can easily destroy your body if you are under stress or stress. So, therefore, you should strive to keep yourself busy in healthy pursuits. A healthy diet will allow you to develop a healthy body. If you eat something that is low in basic nutritional needs, it will instead influence your immunity as well as the overall performance of your body too. Microorganisms can quickly attack your body if the general condition of your body is poor. Skipping meals (breakfast, lunch and dinner) is another element that helps to increase the risk of contamination. Vaginitis is the vaginal disease that occurs because of bad and bad eating habits. Do not do any exercise or other physical activity other types of similar conditions are supposed to cause this infection. As it is a sexually transmitted infection, the blue waffle can be transmitted during unprotected intercourse. Wearing a condom is not only important for avoiding an unwanted pregnancy. It guarantees that you will not change irresistible micro-organisms with your partner. Sharing sex toys and having too many sexual partners can also build your danger of developing this disease. Oral sex also falls into the category of unprotected sex. In oral sex, there is no security to attack microorganisms. In this way, they can easily exchange and contaminate you. Whatever the signs of blue waffle infection, it is best to see a specialist and start treatment as your priority. Cleanliness and taking care of yourself is also vital. Leaving sexually transmitted diseases untreated can create additional complications and can worsen the disease. In any contamination, taking anti-toxins and antibiotics is the essential treatment. For bacterial contamination, penicillin or doxycycline is the medicine that is usually suggested. You must follow the instructions of your specialist to get relief from the disease. For the treatment of yeast contamination, the specialist may suggest antifungal creams. Vaginal discharge and swelling can promote yeast growth. During infection, yeast contamination may appear as the other infection. Wide, cotton undergarments help the air circulate properly. So, wear loose underwear. In addition, if you wear cotton undergarments, it will effectively absorb vaginal discharge and will not cause discomfort or irritation. Moisture and moisture can stimulate the growth of microorganisms. To ensure that the vagina is dry and clean, it is often necessary to take care of the genitals. The feminine wash that contains lactate should be used. Lactate or lactic acid prevents contamination and restores the ph level of the vagina. The exchange of all sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) includes two people. It also implies this infection. Women and men can be both carriers of the blue waffle According to medical research, there is no known reason that can change the color of vAgina towards the blue shadow except for bruises or wounds.

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