#cupid would get tipsy and lead her into the toilets

[xxcherrycherixx]

I think cupid should take blondie to a gay bar, as a treat.

[sweetindigosky]

The Survey Corps. at a Party

Yee yee, I’ve seen a lot of Tiktoks like this, but I’m too chicken to make my own, so I’m throwing it on here. Hope you like!

Eren: vibing. Having a good time, jamming out to bops, absolutely kills the dance floor whenever a Nicki Minaj song comes on; he’s totally a Barb, admit it. Doesn’t drink a ton, but enough to get decently tipsy. He’ll try to flirt with girls, but Mikasa’s glare scares them all away. Will encourage drinking games and karaoke. I headcanon that he actually doesn’t have a bad voice, so everyone is pleasantly surprised when they hear him.

Armin: He is just chillin.  He looks after everyones’ drinks and is definitely the designated driver, though I wouldn’t be surprised if he got pressured into getting zooted with Connie and Jean. He tries to talk down Eren and Jean before they get to fighting, as usual, but halfway through the night, he just gives up. Armin probably tries to encourage Mikasa to dance, but she ain’t havin none of that. Way too afraid to participate in karaoke, even though he has a great singing voice.

Mikasa: Spends most of her time watching Eren and watching his drink when he puts it down. Actually gets pretty tipsy rather easily, but is a master at hiding it. Armin will probably drag her into party games...which she promptly wins and everyone thinks she’s cheating. Will also look after the other girls drinks, but super subtly; would be ready to break an arm if she saw some bullshit. Also ready to break necks if she feels too many people are flirting with Eren, one death glare from her is enough to sufficiently cockblock them. 

Sasha: Let’s be honest, probably only came for the food. She will vibe with Connie and Jean, making stupid jokes and messing around. Does those Tiktok dance routines unironically with Connie and Jean probably records it. She definitely is a stoner, gets zooted with Connie, which, of course, leads to munchies and more food being devoured. Sasha probably makes song requests and won’t stop until that song is played( the song is probably the Cupid shuffle lol). 

Connie: Again, hangs out with Sasha and Jean the whole time. Connie is just an absolute hype beast, destroying the dance floor for every song. Let’s be real, he put half of the songs on the playlist and gets pouty when no one goes crazy for them. He’s the party plug, no doubt, he bought the gas about an hour before the party. He can’t roll for shit though, so Jean always brings the rolling papers. His favorite songs are the group dances( Wobble, etc.) and he drags as many people in as he can.

Jean: He is definitely flirting with all the girls, especially Mikasa, even though she’s clearly not interested. After she “accidently” spilled a drink on him, he moves on. Jean is probably the dj, he thinks his music taste is the best, even though he’ll take requests to keep everyone happy. He brings the drinks too, mainly the alcoholic ones. He’s also probably recording every moment, uploading constantly to Snapchat. 

Reiner: Being low-key kinda weird. Stands on the wall with his drink, just swaying and bopping a bit. Sometimes weirdly stands watching girls dance while sipping his drink. Slowly munches on food while he disassociates. Berthold is right behind him the whole time

Berthold: Nervously looking around the whole time. Once he gets a few drinks in, he starts to relax a bit, dancing a bit more but almost always retreats to the back of the room. He’s the type of person to try to clean up after people before the party even ends; just picking up random cups and abandoned plates. He’ll see people using drugs and be like, “maybe you shouldn’t be doing that?” Probably leaves early cuz his anxiety gets to him.

Ymir: Literally watching Historia the whole time. Will fight anyone who looks too long or tries to dance too close to her. Holds Historia’s drink while Historia throws it back on her lol.

Historia: Just vibing and having a good time. Drinks but can’t hold her liquor, so she ends up vomiting over a toilet with Ymir holding her hair back and rubbing her back. Interacts and dances with everyone, despite Ymir trying to chase them off. Her favs are probably Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, so she’s always on the dancefloor when their songs come up.