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CXNTXCXSTLE Casts a Spell for You to 'BE GONE' Although it feels like the world is so far removed from the pandemic that put the world to a halt three years ago, the ripple effects of isolation have seeped into every crevice of life. Amidst the tragedy, people turned both inward and toward one another to tap into their innermost feelings of grief, anger and frustration to birth a new wave of art that will be referred to as “post-pandemic” for some time to come.Longtime friends and New York nightlife staples Contessa Stuto, better known as Cuntmafia, and Nani Castle are no strangers to collaboration, previously teaming up on genre-evading bangers such as "ANARCHY 4 U AND ME" and the haunting "Ghost" demo. When they found themselves in the standstill of the rich nightlife scene they depended on, the two birthed CXNTXCSTLE. Never ones to shy away from the macabre, the two built upon their horrorcore leanings for their newest single "BE GONE,” the first offering of their forthcoming six-song project, Garbage WERLD. Cuntmafia and Castle band together as a witchy duo, conjuring a spell for all unprepared suitors to get away from them. The former's gruff, distinctly New York delivery is pointed and menacing, unafraid to take up space as she raps: "When I walk into the room, I am the show, I turn up/ I'm so big, I am the motherfuckin' Mack truck." “I am embracing being plus size,” Cuntmafia explains of her biting verse. “When I walk into a room, I am serving ferociousness and everyone is able to feel it.“Castle joins in, drawing out each syllable like a siren that tempts and traps as she lays out her demands: “Tell me I’m the prettiest bitch in the world/ Tell me I’m the smartest bitch in the world.” Its message is simple. “At the time that I wrote that, I just felt like the world was ending and if you weren’t going to give me your all then I don’t want it at all,” the Bronx-born rapper tells PAPER. ​“BE GONE,” the ferocious and thrilling modern-day riot grrl anthem, is just the beginning of a rough-necked and sharp-tongued sisterhood between two of New York’s finest. Below, watch the PAPER premiere of "BE GONE" by CXNTXCXSTLE. https://www.papermag.com/cuntmafia-nani-castle-premiere-2659595088.html

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Tune into @thelotradio tonight from 6-8pm EST for a special LIVE episode of @allegedlynyc w/ special guest Cunt Mafia’s Contessa Stuto @cxntmafia 🗣☕️ #allegedlynyc #thelotradio #contessastuto #cuntmafia #podcast #radio #latinx #nuyorican

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Outbreak ft. Cuntmafia - Rebel Territory (Original Mix)

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TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT: Mutoid Man and Contessa Stuto Fuse Rap and Metal with a Gnarly SLAYER Mashup in Episode 2

The world's only heavy metal-themed late night talk show, TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT, is proud to announce the second episode of its debut season is now available for streaming via YouTube.

This month's guest is NYC personality and musician Contessa Stuto of CUNTMAFIA, a collective of artists within the LGBTQ+ and NYC underground. Along with house band MUTOID MAN, she performs her rap song "Reign in Ratchet," which brilliantly samples everyone's favorite Slayer song. Segments include the short film, Posuer Cops, directed by Jess Lane, and a meeting with H.R. Ginger (Jess Lane), who forces a reluctant Gwarsenio into hiring his little brother, Cannibal Corey (Lacey Jeka) as an intern to the show. The official cologne of TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT, created by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, also makes its introduction.  

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Imagine Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Gorburger Show, and The Chris Gethard Show all thrown together with a little bit of insanity and corpse paint. Filmed live at Brooklyn's St. Vitus and hosted by Gwarsenio Hall (Jordan Olds), TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT is a self-produced web series making the best metal-themed talk show episodes, sketches and cover videos for the various black t-shirt afficianados of YouTube-land since 2015. With eight full episodes planned for Season 1, the web series will debut a new episode each month. Check out the wacky Season 1 Premiere and the show's cover of Berlin's nu-wave classic "Take My Breath Away" with Mutoid Man, Emily Lee and Walter Schreifels AT THIS LOCATION.

Created by Mrs. Woman Productions (Jordan Olds and Drew Kaufman), the comedic duo are committed to filming a full season of eight brand new episodes, which will feature a number of guests which have included guitarist Ben Weinman (The Dillinger Escape Plan), singer/songwriter Laura Stevenson (ex-Bomb The Music Industry!), and rapper/actor Ice-T among others thus far.

Watch BOTH pilot episodes + other hilarious sketches AT THIS LOCATION.

"Everyone whom is a part of this project has wanted nothing more than to keep making more episodes of Two Minutes to Late Night until we physically are unable to," says co-creator Drew Kaufman. "Luckily, Jordan Olds (co-creator Gwarsenio Hall) is an insane person and figured out a way to make shooting the show more like filming a play. We've received an amazing response from our fans on Patreon and our incredible crew and producers which made us realize––fuck it––Let's shoot eight more episodes all on our own without help from any network or content producer or brand.

"We've got some Patreon money and some really cool sponsors (Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is about to give us our own signature TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHTcologne!), but the show is still as D.I.Y. as you can get other than doing a puppet show in your mom's bedroom. And it shows. The new episodes we have sitting on our hard drives have some of the craziest musical performances I have ever seen in my life."

Cast and Crew:

TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT, the world's only heavy metal-themed talk show, is created by Jordan Olds and Drew Kaufman, two comedians with a love of music and guerrilla filmmaking. Olds plays host Gwarsenio Hall and edits the show, as well as composing all parody songs. A former Victory Records music video director, he's also worked as an editor for VICE and Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Kaufman directs the show, as well as playing Kevin the Sound Guy. A former editor of the satirical punk news website The Hard Times, he's also written for VICE, Comedy Central, Funny or Die and Above Average. In addition, Kaufman has directed commercials for comedian Nick Offerman and videos featuring Chris Gethard, Jeff Rosenstock, Kyle Kinane, and The Dillinger Escape Plan. Other credits include: Produced by Desiree Akyurek Written by Jess Lane, Jeremy Hammond, Jordan Olds, and Drew Kaufman Original Music by Jordan Olds Directed and Edited by Drew Kaufman Special thanks to George Souleidis and Saint Vitus for letting TMTLN film! TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT on the web: https://www.facebook.com/2M2LN/ https://twitter.com/2M2LN https://www.instagram.com/twominutestolatenight/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4Cmvvc9ZmyQ412RzXhYoEg https://www.terriercvlt.com/collections/two-minutes-to-late-night http://twominutestolatenight.com/ Press: "Two Minutes To Late Night Is The Metal Talk Show We Deserve" - Metal Injection "...a true alternative in the often homogeneous late night scene."  - A/V Club "Get ready for your minds to be blown." - Loudwire "Late night’s back, and it’s brutal as fuck." - MetalSucks "...a heavy metal version of your traditional late night chat show." - LOUDER "...hysterical." - Alternative Press

[the-cuntmafia]

for there he is

for there here is

my existence is nothing 

and meaningless

for there he is

in the wardrobe

of the royal 

yet

barren 

land 

their 

mind 

of 

brown

dirt

cracks

crevice

dirt

weeds

whilst

searching for the

pagan peasantry

impoverished

 mind 

of the

royal

whilst the peasantry

bountiful mind 

full of lilac 

all that is forsaken 

in these measures

of grandiose 

there is no gratitude 

there is no bloom

no heart beat 

no color

on the lips 

once rose

there is nothing that matters

when it comes to my needs

I have given all that there is

to be taken for granted

and to be left to mourn 

my once strong self

can there be anything that matters when it comes to the matters of humanity and the human heart?

For most certain nothing really matters anymore.

for most certain.

is there anything left to give when all is taken

the core

of the beautiful given to the rotten

the rotten lies 

the beautiful

wilts and dies

amongst us

for there he is 

my soul is creeping out the creaks into the sun

my son, my sun 

is there any more to bleed 

is there anything else to give

when the core is full of loosing 

everything

that once mattered

everything that once once

how can one matter

for there he is

amongst us

taking everything for granted

crying tears to the vapid

for nothing 

for there he is

nothing

nothing

giving to the useless

making it useful to others

to be one amongst 

each other

like cattle

in the rain

there is nothing

anymore to give

we drained all that there is left

of beauty

the beauty in each other

not in the core

but face value

the beauty in each other

not in the core 

but face value

for there he is

whom reaps the benefits 

never 

faces 

the

beauty 

they’ve 

drained

the beauty 

they’ve drained

the vitality of their own mortality

taken for granted

are those generous 

in generosity 

we fail ourselves

amongst the ones

who simply 

do not care

how does one find the meaning?

how does one continue beating?

shall I consume this weed and grow?

or shall I wither away once in bloom

so beautiful

and once so strong

and fall apart 

on earths grounds

shall I just 

fall apart into pieces 

and descend into ground.

- cuntmafia 2019

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Contessa Stuto - Killing in Vain (prod. Unusual Magic) #CUNTMAFIA

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Ready to start mixing new tracks for Contessa Stuto @cxntmafia through what has now become the The Submarine centerpiece. @rupert_neve Satellite 5059. #thesubmarine #thesubmarinestudio #mixing #contessastuto #cuntmafia #spin #analog #outboardprocessing #brooklynrecordingstudio #bushwick #nyc 🔊🔊🌴🐈🌴🔊🔊💯 via Instagram http://ift.tt/2j6dPzw

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ANTI-LOVE ROSE’ StARriNg Contessa @cxntmafia Stuto #bts #valentinesday with @sonnybunni #cuntmafia (at Manhattan, New York)

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Contessa Stuto - Reign in Ratchet - Prod by Proper Villains #CUNTMAFIA #...

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Thank you for the love!! @foodnap ・・・ new shirt making me feel some way #lockwood51 #flamer #fuckingradgayshit #aesthetic #gay #gayboy #fag #fagmob #cuntmafia

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make your own Olympics

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OUTBREAK : REBEL TERRITORY (FEAT. CUNTMAFIA)

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Press Play [Desperate to See you all Thurs 12.14 where I perform my new unreleased rock song #FU4EVER coming soon!] 🎥 Video by @vyle Celebrate my #Birthday for #Party & #Play 💋 #Free with RSVP Contessa@Cuntmafia.com OPEN BAR #CHERRYBOMB Cocktails 10PM-11PM Location: @ivyhousestudio 10PM-3AM #Live #Show #Broadway #NYC #Brooklyn #NightLife #music #love #art #rockandroll #cuntmafia #mother #contessastuto #carry (at Ivy House Studio)

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New York City is dead But we're Alive

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Brooklyn Nightlife //

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