#cuntiest&coolest ever

[eliorosb3rg]

im going into the city today so my mission is to try find a book on him <3

[karinaing]

maverick era i love u so dearly

[persefoneshalott]

rewatching treasure island in outer space after watching some really bad theatre versions and it's still SO good every time I see the scenery or the sets or the fashion I feel so much joy and the actors are good as well. So underrated <333

[kavalyera]

5 DILFS of the John Wick franchise who aren’t John Wick: very put together list by me and I’m definitely not writing this after getting up from like an hour nap

5.) Kirill - he may not be a father but Daniel Bernhardt is so he counts. I love how constantly stressed he looks in every scene and at this point we might aswell consider Iosef as his kid from how many grey hairs he has because of him💀 anyways, dilf bodyguard. Pros: strong, hot, actually a quick-thinker, cool. Cons: pushed a woman, will continue to push women.

4.) Viggo - what else do you want. Mob boss, actually does have a kid, probably the most coolest mafia boss I’ve ever seen. He’s the funniest guy ever and also I will romanticize his actions from hell to back. He’s also a shit father but let’s not talk about that🥰 (He literally put his son in danger) (He punched said son two times) (He ALSO grieved his son BEFORE he died). Pros: generally powerful socially, has networks and influence across New York, the only villain who knew John’s power. Cons: shit father, punches his own kid, still stupid enough to fight John in the rain without a weapon but at least he looked cool doing so.

3.) Harbinger - im sorry I find Clancy Brown hot that’s all there is to this. He’s enigmatic, he serves as a (kind of) father figure to Marquis if you really think about it. He’s also dressed in black always, and also he has a sick ass scar. John Wick Chapter 4 screenplay calls him a “behemoth of a man”. Michael Finch and Shay Hatten’s words not mine. Pros: actually chill, wiseful and mindful👍, the most respectful High Table emissary. Cons: high table emissary.

2.) Koji - Hirouyuki Sanada with a sword. He’s also a father of a very mean daughter which is funny cause he’s actually really chill (what is it with mean kids and their chill dads in this movie series??) anyways. He owns a cool ass hotel, he’s hot, I don’t think he has a wife (or a husband.) Pros: he’s super respectful and gracious!!! Also, really puts relationships above all things. Cons: he gets betrayed.

1.) Caine - now we have mean dad and chill daughter. Well, we don’t know exactly if Mia is chill yet but she kinda looks chill so. Anyways, Caine!! Ngl the cuntiest person in JW4 I don’t care if John Wick is there or Akira or Vincent, Caine is by far the coolest fucking guy in that movie and I will die on this hill. Pros: will fight for his family, funny, won’t kill certain types people. Cons: pissed off a friend’s daughter😨

[questionable-chnt-hc]

a two-in-one this time wooo! 3/?

juniper:

-toeing the line between brunette and ginger

-fish hook earrings

-he has the cuntiest clothing items but only wears them in the most atrocious combos

-like five different pairs of glasses (for different occasions, he says)

-ABSURDLY tall . he's like 6'5"

-his face is always :-]

-his hair goes to his shoulders and he loves doing fancy stuff with it

-rowan tree clipping necklace

rowan:

-he's like 5'3" and will kill you if you mention it

-sooo many piercings . all in gold because "it's my color"

-his eyes match the color of the sky (i saw this in an art piece a while ago but i forgot where)

-he wears baggy clothes but he has really muscular shoulders and thighs from his librarian duties. strong man

-he doesn't bind often because it just makes it harder to breathe when he gets panic attacks

-he doesn't dress up often but when he does he's the coolest fucking guy ever

-juniper tree clipping necklace

Buff Rowan truthers unite

[basil-does-arttt]

ive played like 30+ straight hours of baldurs gate and this is my experience so far:

1/ got held at knifepoint by astarion and that awakened some.. feelings within me

2/ every roll is a NAT 20 if you quicksave/quickload enough times

3/the myconid people are the coolest looking species ive ever seen in a videogame

4/ seduced Lae'zel by murdering a witch and making a pregnant lady sad (then murdering said pregnant lady i didnt want to tho but she attacked me first so)

5/ Karlach is absolutely smitten with me (and vise versa) as she should

6/ Gale. Keeps. Eating. Everthing. And when i bought him some magical boots he didnt want them >:/

7/ Astarion is the cuntiest companion ive ever laid eyes on and im living for it

8/ pet the doggo

9/ tell me again how wyll found our camp did he just stalk us or something??

10/ Did some weird fuckin blood ritual and im pretty sure the guy performing it got off on it (whatever floats your boat ig, happy to be of service??)

11/ "teethling". Hehehehehe

12/ the goblins liked me because im a drow, didnt know that but oh man was it handy

I LOVE this game so far, and im only on act one, ill probably post some art featuring my tav soon :]]

[yoncevevo]

I just got back home from the grocery store with my Mom and I literally had the best time with her! She’s the most special person I know. Lately, I’ve been focused on being the best son, cuntiest older brother, coolest uncle and best friend that I can be. No kidding, ever since I set those goals for myself I’ve been so much happier with my life! I’ve always put others first before my own needs, but this time around is much more rewarding since my family has gotten more in contact with each other since the passing of my grandmother last year. The fact that I’m not a grandson anymore breaks my heart and makes me realize I’m not gonna be a son for that more many years to come. I try and treasure every moment I spend with my Mom because she’s only getting older and I’m really starting to see it nowadays in her physical appearance and declining health. She’s been with me all of my life and I absolutely dread the day I’ll see her leave this world behind. Either way, she brought my two beautiful sisters into this world as well as my courageous brother so we’ll always be here for each other when things get tough. Anyway, I’m looking forward to more days that feel like today.

[godtrauma]

return of the cuntiest url on this site 🙏 killer header btw

omg thank you 🖤 i literally stole it from the coolest car decal i’ve ever seen

[bbrooklynbabe]

we're gonna be the coolest, cuntiest and saddest couple that ever lived sorry

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

[cloudsinmargoscoffee]

i'm like "i'm going to be the coolest, cuntiest lawyer girl to ever exist. watch me." and then i remember i'm literally A LOSER

[daisy-mooon]

kpop girl groups will release the cuntiest, coolest song you've ever heard and you check them out and you find out they haven't been allowed to have a comeback in 3 years and their company is suspected of tax fraud and at least 15 human rights violations

[lubricipeda]

The coolest thing that’s ever happened was when Dmitri Shostakovich wanted to write a jazz suite but it was Soviet Russia 1934 and so he’d never been to America to hear jazz before so he had his friends from America describe it to him and he wrote the slayest cuntiest most toe curling classical music that is definitely not jazz but I see what he was getting at.

[ketaminechan-u]

Girls be like “lazy day fit” and it’s literally the cutest, coolest, cuntiest fit there ever was!!! I’m so jealous, I long to be this fashionable on a lazy day ��💖💖

lazy day fit

[rubytheinstigator]

ordered the coolest jacket ever solely so i can be the cuntiest bitch on a six hour coach trip next month

[meatmensch]

no shaming people for belonging to a certain religion no shaming people for belonging to a certain religion no shaming people for belonging to a certain religion. all people are different people. a christian might be the coolest person you've ever met an atheist might be the cuntiest cunt you've ever met. people are allowed to be attached to their culture and faith. people are allowed to pick and choose the shit they like from their belief system. don't be a cunt