#cumza

[gambit-phelbeez]

COLOURZA WORLD DOMINATION

Kofi

[rakkuntoast]

in 2021 i made a colorzas drawing that looking back at it hated it so much that out of pure spite i decided to redraw it two years later <3

more under the cut :

each colorza and ik phil isnt there this aint about him /j

and the old 2021 post for whoever that wants to see it (its awful im embarrassed abt it who let me cook 2 years ago)

[fr-likes-chocolate]

Making a colorza Fic that will probably be posted here and on Quotev. I’m thinking about the different colors and how they affect Phil’s personality

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Redza: volatile and firery. Whatever emotion he feels, he expresses it tenfold.

Orange: I often see Orangeza depicted as a steampunk engineer. That seems to fit him well, using the urge to create that every Phil has. However, he can act just as volatile as Red, which ends up with him getting into trouble.

Yellow: Yellowza is portrayed as kind and helping by everyone who knows him. However, he does also have a dark side he tells no one about.

Green: this is the first color to interact with characters from SMP cc!Phil has been on (aside from Technoblade, who interacts with every colorza with the exception of one), as Greenza is basically DSMP Phil combined with 5 yr hardcore world Phil. He is a healer mentally, physically, and spiritually. He also would be considered neutral good. He fights for things he believes is best for everybody, even if getting there means it causes (a little) harm to others.

Blue: like Green, Blueza is also related to an SMP, earth smp to be precise. He is the cold hearted ruler of the Antarctic empire, but is secretly very sad and depressed due to things I will not spoil yet

Purple: the definition of a corrupt and manipulative politician. He seems friendly and calm, but is actually a psychopath. He is the breaking point of the entire series

Pink: a child at heart, Pink is the blissful void after Purple’s insanity. He is kind and gentle to all no matter what. This unfortunately makes him easy to manipulate. He is also the only colorza to have no interaction with Technoblade.

Black: every single bad trait of all the other colors combined. He is a killing Machine that cannot be stopped, not even by those who love him most.

White: the opposite of black and the combination of every hood trait the colors have. Nicknamed cumza buy Wilbur

[notthebestatart]

Q!Cumza

bro i cant do colors im still holding hope well get a cumza cameo soon

[notreallyuseless]

Crows have been writing so much angsty theories and headcanon about what state we'll find Phil next time on the qsmp that they are now talking about the colorza...more specifically Cumza Whiteza haha.

I'm so so serious right now, if q!Phil's cubito is wearing white next time we see him... i won't take anything he says seriously, i'll be laughing my ass off

[hispanicmcytsexymen]

pissa.

[theshinysnivy1]

Don’t worry, I didn’t read your tags like that!

I do know of these things. The hardcore gods, the colorzas, cumza. Indeed, Philza is a skilled writer and a total nerd.

However, I would say that simply being a writer is not enough to join this prestigious club. It’s about how you upload your work, and the nature of it. For instance, it wasn’t writing for the DSMP that allowed Wilbur to join these hallowed ranks, it was the fact that he wrote a whole fricking story and UPLOADED IT TO AO3.

So sorry Philza, if you want to complete the 4/4 I expect to see some EFFORT! Write a story about one of your hardcore gods kissing another one or something and post it to live journal, or better yet, write a Bleach fanfic like people have been saying.

Technoblade wrote fanfiction on the Hypixel forums.

Wilbur Soot wrote “The Wilbur Van”, a DSMP canon story posted to AO3.

Tommyinnit wrote a selfshipping TommyXTubbo fic and posted it to Wattpad (where it belongs).

What I’m saying is, when will Philza Minecraft break the 3/4 SBI curse and write his own fanfic?

[angelxxreaper]

reject society. embrace cumza.

no.

shut.

[askivv]

all im saying is that wilbur did not make cumza for u bitches to not vote phil rn

[cloudster-clown]

I need to finish drawing cumza and then I'll color them in >:)

I'M DRAWING THE COLORZAS I NEED FOUR MORE OH GOD OH FUCK

[rakkuntoast]

sneeg is having the post divorce shit talking phase

"he lives in my house for two weeks, leaves to choop WOOD, doesnt wanna get in call with me"

"i just gotta bring back cumza to surprise him" FOULLLL FOULLLLLL

[catzgam3rz]

It's Colourza time agian folks! (well actually they're more like "Shadezas" right?)

Have a Voidza and a Cum boy! (Whiteza and Blackza lmao)

[lacedspine]

what in god’s name

[aresonist]

happy to tell yall i did do progress since 2020

[cherryskeletoncake]

more colorza shitpost. technomaid and cumza

[cuppakyle]

Twitter wanted a cumza deisgn so yeah.....uh, here that is.

(for those that don't know cumza is basically just whiteza but cursed)