#cult leader swag idk

[warlordfelwinter]

The Lash of Bhaal

[mellowdarkness]

top 5 women. go.

Hard question. I am notoriously terrible at making lists! This is not a definitive list :)

Here goes nothing:

5) Archbishop Rhea from Fire Emblem! She's a dragon with green hair (important) and she's also the pope. Idk I never finished Three Houses but I like her better than Edelgard and I think she has swag with the lily in her hair.

4) Kiara Sessyoin from Fate! Hacker, cult leader, therapist, Bodhisattva AND former bedridden child. Literally what can't she do. She may be a bit evil and twisted and have a few issues but who doesn't!! She's iconic!!

3) Terra Branford from FFVI. She's got green hair (reoccurring motif in this list...), she's got a chimera form, she's got that deep sadness in her eyes, and her fashion sense is on point (flowery tights!!!). She's also got a sword and magic which is about as cool as one can get. Love her to bits!

2) Yukari Yakumo. Enigmatic, silly, sleepy, powerous. Truly one of the women of all times.

1) My mom. I love my mom she's very nice and she raised me well :) your mom should always be top 1 women!!!!!! (If she was good to you)

Thanks for asking :]

[squidy-tee-png]

wanted to make my own lambert design and i think they look swag

I gave em a shepards outgit under the cloak, along with the fuckkkkijnnnnghjjjjjjj stick thing shepards use- idk what its called but it felt fitting

Also, stuff that's not seen but is in the design under the cut

Bitch got no neck, it's just a floating head, but you can see bits of decay where their neck would connect. Under the crown, they got a second tiny pair of horns closer in look to the ones they got in the game. My version doesn't fight with a sword but instead uses a scythe because it's fucking badass, though they do own a danger shaped like the sword they prefer to use before fighting with the scythe. they got the bells on their staff and collar so people don't get startled when they show up because, fun fact, my lambert just doesn't make any noise unless its 100 percent is intentional- like no noise when they breathe, their shoes muffle their steps, just no noise besides the bells. I also gave them massive eyes, like just the largest peepers cus I wanted this fella to like ever so slightly uncanny and unnatural. they also got hooves under the boots, I tried to give them more sheep like legs but I could figure out how to do it without the design looking too busy (moment I figure out how to make it look good bitch is getting LEGS)

More details I like, boots were made to help the legs look a closer shape to the ones in game

Their entire outfit minus the cloak is wool, the cloak is leather (the more leathery? Part is on the inside) the gloves they got on were inspired by videos of people shearing sheep. The cloak has a hood hidden in the collar in case they need extra warmth or just wanna go somewhere and look less like a cult leader. And last, lamberts coat is heavy as fuck, like legit, it's almost like a whole ass weighted blanket-

[berrym00n]

i haven't read a wc book since the final one where firestar fuckin dies finally what the in the goddamnHell And Fuck is this cat doing possessing others. pls tell me what's going on i don't wanna get back into Cat Politics: The Series again /LIGHTHEARTED CNDNSNCNC

hooo okay so i havent actually read most of arc 6 but basically all you need to know is

brambleclaw became leader, squirrelflight is his deputy and they have Marriage Problems

they have 2 kids but only alderheart is important. he brings skyclan back

onestar's bastard son darktail came for his blood and basically formed a cult that tried to dismantle the clans from the inside. onestar drowned himself and darktail

twigbranch and violetshine are sisters who are skyclan-born but grew up in thunderclan and shadowclan respectively after rowanstar and bramblestar had the world's worst most disingenuous custody battle ever

also tigerheart became leader because uhhhh he died and starclan gave him nine lives. also dovewing had his babies in a church and one of them is shadowsight and she lives in shadowclan now

violetshine was a part of the cult but needletail who was alderhearts friend and basically violetshine's big sister sacrificed herself to be killed by darktail and she uses the opportunity to run away and now she lives in skyclan

also tree. hes a guy who sees ghosts who comes from a wandering group of witch women and is also violetshine's husband. rootspring is their son. he loiters in skyclan and they let him.

ivypool married her cousin fernsong :) bristlefrost is their daughter

oh and leafpool died. squirrelflight died too but only for a bit

shadowsight has seizures which everybody thinks are visions from starclan but actually theyre visions from Evil Ashfur and so he believes the way to cure bramblestar from his sickness is to Kill Him (so ashfur can slip into his body and possess him). he gets struck by lightning. this is never brought up again

rootspring starts seeing bramblestar's ghost but is too embarassed to tell anyone about it bc he thinks seeing ghosts is creepy and lame

bristlefrost is convinced that this weird smelling bramblestar is still totally normal and ashfur uses her to spy on all of thunderclan. this makes everybody hate her (understandably)

rebel group plans to overthrow bramblestar. doesnt work a ton of ppl die

oh i forgot the codebreaker plot. so ashfur basically made up a prophecy and told shadowsight that he had to punish the "codebreakers" to start shit. and boy does he start shit

everybody questions their faith in starclan, civil war, ppl die. ashfur's powers thrive on doubt so he only grows stronger the longer the conflict goes on. berrynose gets slaughtered by tawnypelt

squirrelflight gets dragged to cat superhell (this was the same time last year so superhell was fresh on everyone's minds)

they never explain how ashfur can control the minds of the other cats. i guess it was just how much he hates everything?? he astral projected his hate on the ghost cats?? man idk

rootspring and bristlefrost convince the dark forest cats to switch sides and help them kill ashfur bc starclan and the place of no stars are apparently connected now and one cannot exist without the other or smth

rootspring gets fucking possessed by the spirit of swag firestar himself. i cannot stress enough. everybody in this book literally FAWNS at the sight of him. firestar snaps darkstripe's neck

bristlefrost drowns herself and ashfur in the gobbledygook and rootspring gets sad bc she was hot 😔

graystripe dies finally rest in peace king

friendship RESTORED with starclan 🤝

they start working to rework the warrior code to decide what rules are more important and also decide whether halfclan relationships are legal or not

[rowbeana]

sometimes i have dreams and then remember them post #23

IT’S BEEN A YEAR??? lmao well that’s fair and this dream is wild enough to be worth the wait

so it started off stressful with my friend (and i?? idr) moving. now that i’m thinking about it, the friend was claire or maybe it was simply maya hawke but anyways. our other friend...lauren lapkus...akljskd was helping us move by driving the uhaul. SO, FOR SOME REASON, MY FRIEND WAS SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE UHAUL WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE AND IDER HOW THIS WORKED BUT I WAS LIKE HOLDING ONTO SOMEONE TIED TO THE BACK FOR DEAR LIFE AND HOPING NOT TO DIE

sadly. when my friend got in, she fucked up so the uhaul was slightly open and lich rally her head was sticking out a little and she was stuck and lauren started driving and i was like??? THIS IS. SO DANGEROUS and my friend was like. mad but she said it was fine and i was like...IT’S NOT BUT OKAY.

eventually, we’re on the freeway and the uhaul like opens completely (and now i’m remembering lauren had stuff in it too, idk what was going on) and stuff falls on us so we both tumble off/out of the vehicle and lauren doesn’t notice and keeps driving.

i guess...i thought she would realize soon enough so i’m not THAT panicked?? i said something about feeling bad about all our stuff falling out skhdf. but i’m on my phone trying to figure something out and i think my friend wanders away? idr how we meet this priest guy and he offers to? help us? he ends up taking us to what looks like a hotel but his house is in the back idk lmao and he puts us in this underground cell things with his daughters and i don’t know! what he said we were supposed to do there, work? but i was like...um no LMAO?

so i’m like what the FUCK and i leave but my friend is like what’s the point and accepts her new life and i’m like. BITCH IT’S BEEN TWO SECONDS, YOU ALREADY QUIT? BYE IG. i sort of remember the priest guy chasing after me yelling but i was like fuck off!! god!!!

i end up back on the same stretch of highway bc this is a tiny town, fsr a mom and her daughter are there. i think this is where i learn about how the priest guy injects people with something that kills them unless they use an inhaler and no that doesn’t make sense. but basically his “church” is clearly a cult and i’m like...now why did we have to fall off the uhaul in this weird ass town!

i’m desperately trying to contact lauren but i message her through an app like wire but not bc wire does let you make phone calls and i couldn’t figure out how to call her and i did get in contact with her but she gave me a really confusing way to get her number and i was like!! my dumb friend is probs gonna die soon so why all this!! i tried but i kind of gave up bc fsr i went back to get my friend

somehow days had passed? maybe. don’t ask! she’s not looking great and she’s been working and she’s like part of their creepy family now and i’m like well stop i’m gonna save you! but again she is useless. some stuff happens -- there’s like? a college on their compound/in their giant hotel building ashkdjf? and i...end up being a professor, sure why not...omg this reminds me i had a pet dog and he could talk ASLJKDH YEAH SOMEHOW I FORGOT THAT BECAME A PART OF THE DREAM AT THIS POINT

i try setting up my classroom and another class is in session across the way and whatever why am i doing this lmao. then some time later idk me and my friend get injected by the priest bc it’s “time” to die (just cult tings) and he also injected himself and his whole fam but he injected them a bit before us so when they start dying we’re like...sHIT WHERE’S AN INHALER. BUT FSR MY FRIEND IS STILL DEFEATED AND NOT EVEN TRYING AND IM LIKE OKAY WELL I WANT TO LIVE SO CAN YOU HELP. and she does bc she finds an inhaler and i use it and i’m like hope that helped! and i make her use it and we’re vibing bc the priest is dead now so! swag!

i’m in my classroom, to get my dog bc fsr i guess he lives there, and there’s a college party and these cool girls come over and i’m like oh i’m actually a professor here and one of them kind of starts to be like that’s cool-- but i say and i’m quitting because get me the fuck out of this town and she’s like of course bc ig they have a high turnover rate at the school akhsd and they seem Liberal and Normal so i’m like. yeah i was almost killed by that cult leader so! and they’re like...blink...yes that sounds bad!

there’s literally a time jump and suddenly we’re playing a game at this party and my friend is my partner for the game and (she might be kali at this point lmao) suddenly everyone leaves but i was facing away from everyone and i gather that there’s a new cult guy and he’s there and as my friend is like “oh no...rowan you’ll never guess who it is” my eyes land on some writing on a wall or something about who it is and i’m like...unfortunately i know!

so i turn around and soren JKSHD IS WEARING THESE WHITE ROBES IDK AND HE LOOKS bad....and i’m like...now what the fuck....and i’m not scared he’s gonna hecking inject me so i like hit him and i said ARE YOU A MURDERER NOW? AND HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE...WHO CARES THESE PEOPLE ARE UNCLEAN OR WHATEVER AND I WAS LIKE. SIGH

then i woke up <3