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PRERELATIONSHIP -Liona General – Cullida Love – McJunk Domestic Life - Fuujiro

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PRE-RELATIONSHIP — Liona .

How did they first meet? Siona was locked in a crumbling temple under the deserts sands and best girl Nova found her! And then Link and Gan cornered them like 10 minutes after they escaped.

What was their first impression of each other? For like 5 min Link thought she was actually tricking them that she wasn’t an evil mage, and then she passed out, and he was like “ok maybe not.” Siona’s first impression was like 2 hours later when she woke back up and she thought he was really nice!

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? Link’s fam really did not! But Siona’s only family is Nova and she did. 

Who felt romantic feelings first? Uhhhh... I think technically Siona did, but only because she thought meeting a prince like that is really romantic and was probably just projecting that ideal on him a little bit. But either way they’re both idiots smitten within 24 hours so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did either of them try to resist their feelings? Siona does, a few times. She does because she has to go home, she does because she thinks she has to return to the Twilight Realm alone, and she does because she doesn’t think the way her story is playing out that she’ll be allowed to stay with Link. I think Link probably did for like one week and then decided it’s not worth it to try resisting people you care deeply about. 

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think? asdfghjhgfd this one’s so hard UHHHHHH i think Link would think that’s pretty fuckin swell and makes sense if it goes hand in hand with finding a lost princess in the desert, and i think Siona would say that’s not a thing but she’d be super jazzed bc she’s an idiot romantic too. 

GENERAL — Cullida .

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? It’d ultimately be left up to Cullen, I think. I think Cressida wouldn’t have been afraid to tell him she was waiting on him to tell her when he was ready, but I don’t think she would have ever pushed it after that. So it was probably Cullen, and it was probably right after her dumb ass almost died after Haven. Went great, though, even if she was groggy and turned around. Cressida would have probably told him it was about time LOL

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? As official as you can get when you’re in the Inquisition, I guess. I don’t even know if they count things as dates? Just nice outings with each other away from their jobs and duties. More than likely it was a nice trip to a lake to sit and chat and have a picnic and not worry about busy places and other people. 

What was their first kiss like? Their technical first kiss is in the alternate reality nightmare with Dorian, and Cressida tried kissing a red lyrium-corrupted Cullen to get through to him. For her, that was a first, but it was awful, and not even in their reality, so it doesnt really count. Their actual first kiss was in Haven right before she ran off to help Vesta, bc I think they were both pretty sure they were just doing to die there LOL. 

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? Cressida is Cullen’s first-pretty-much-everything. I guess technically Cullen is Cressida’s first (and only) husband, which she’s pretty glad about. 

What’s their height difference? Age difference? Cullen’s about a foot taller than Cressida, and nine years her senior. 

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Cressida’s family is... almost totally horrible. Her dad is dead, so no relation for Cullen there, and her mother is a monster of a woman who abused the hell out of her sister. Vesta is awkward with Cullen but I think she’s grown to like him over time. (Not enough to tell him, but enough to be supportive I think LOL). They’re cordial enough and can be in a room alone, even if they don’t talk a lot.  Cullen’s family is so many sisters and a brother, and they all love Cressida. Cressida was panicked to meet them; she doesn’t panic meeting anyone, but she was really worried they wouldn’t like her bc she doesn’t think she, as a genuine person, is a likable person. She was also worried they’d think she was too pompous and shallow because she just doesn’t do field work. But they really like her bc she’s earnest and forthright and tries, even if she’s awful at menial field tasks. And they joke she’s too pretty for Cullen, so that’s always a plus. 

Who takes the lead in social situations? Cressida. Hands down. It’s what she’s good at, it’s what she lives for, and it probably annoys some people that she has to open her mouth, but she commands a situation very well and in her mind, that’s how it should be. Cullen’s p fine w that though bc he doesn’t love social situations and he’d rather do his own job and be left alone.

Who gets jealous easier? Uhhh, probably Cullen. Cress doesn’t make that easy for him bc she’s flirty and commanding and winds people around her fingers to get her way. I think there’s been a few times early on where he wasn’t even sure she genuinely liked him or not bc she can pay fake attention and admiration so convincingly even to people she doesn’t like. Cressida’s also... like, so obnoxiously confident in her own outward personality but also so incredibly convinced by how much Cullen loves her (once she knows) that I don’t think she ever worries about him vying after someone else. (Although, she did get pretty upset and tilted with the Warden Surana hanging around since she knows about that LMAO.) 

LOVE — McJunk .

Who said “I love you” first? Jesse. He said it a few times. Jun-ki’s kinda mean, though; I’m pretty sure she told him no he doesn’t a few times? Idk, he’s too nice for this bitch.

What are their primary love languages? Jesse’s is pet names and touch both. He’s not really shy so he can express it in a lot of ways. Jun’s is small gestures, like sitting with someone while they’re struggling. I guess her other one is also literally fighting people for him even tho he definitely probably did not ask LOL. 

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA? All the time. All the fucking time. Their coworkers hate them. Think April and Andy, and then multiply. (And Jun literally would spit her gum in this man’s mouth just to annoy other people.) 

What are their favorite things to do together? They do... so much together uhhhh sdfghj idk, I know Jun likes doing most things with Jesse around now. Movie nights, pizza dates, annoying PDA, drinking games, weird places to fuck... they’re a little inseparable. I think the only thing Jun doesn’t like to do with Jesse around is upgrade sessions with Angela because she doesn’t want to be seen all broken up, and training segments because she doesn’t want to be responsible for him getting hurt. 

Who’s better at comforting the other? Jesse. Jun’s never been good at it. He says what he thinks she needs to hear without impressing on her a bunch of psychology she never said she had. He’s just good at offering her something to relate to and a shoulder to lean on. Jun’s not very good with words, though, so she’s not very good at or sure how to offer comfort when someone needs it, especially Jesse. But she just says she’ll hang around and if they fight about it she just says to shut up and deal with it. He’s usually better once he vents.

Who’s more protective? BIG DEBATABLE. I think it’s pretty... even. I think either of them will fight as hard as they can for the other, though I think Jun may be the only one more likely to throw herself into actual harm’s way, and that’s just because she’s definitely the more reckless of the two. 

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection? Jesse’s a more verbal person but I think physical affection and affirmation is where they’ve connected. No one has to say anything, he just does, but it’s just the cherry to the rest of it and physical communication and affection is more than enough for both of them. 

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise? THERE”S A WHOLE BUNCH ON THE SPOTIFY LET ME TELL UUUUU BUT THE BEST ARE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD “Something About Us” by Daft Punk “Amphetamine” by MNQN and also I could add matchbox 20 but i’m not tryna get roasted

What kind of nicknames do they call each other? Yikes. Uhhhhh, Jesse’s partial to: darlin’, sweetie, sweet pea, sweet bean, juniper berry, junnie b jones, jun-bug, and the list goes onnn.  Jun’s partial to cowboy and (affectionately) dumbass. 

DOMESTIC LIFE — Fuujiro .

If they get married, who proposes? Probably Shinjiro, and it was probably something stupid and weird at the grocery store. 

What’s the wedding like? Who attends? Small, probably at a park or something, but all of their friends. They don’t have a lot, but that’s what makes it nice. I think they’d be more interested in spending money on travelling afterwards than trying to make a big deal out of a celebration.

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like? I don’t think they have any kids. I don’t think Fuu has any interest in bringing a kid into the world bc of the shit she’s gone through on her end; there’s no innate part of her that thinks she needs to have a kid to raise them better just to make up for how alone and neglected she was as a child. If they wound up with any kids, it’d probably be some circumstantial adoption of a wayward orphan they kept coming, honestly? A mentorship or personal attachment just kind of developing, really. Like Denzel LMAO. That’s the only thing I could see happening really asdfgh.

Do they have any pets? THEY HAVE KOROMARU. Otherwise, I think they just put food and shelter boxes out for their neighbourhood cats. Shinjiro probably lets them in a lot. 

Who’s the stricter parent? Shinjiro, hands down. He was the stricter parent when he was a teenager. Fuu is/ would be the parent who is also being scolded.

Who kills the bugs in the house? Shinjiro kills them and Fuu takes them outside. Shinjiro just doesn’t think bugs belong in the house, and Fuu thinks killing them is bad luck. If he kills them before she gets to take them outside, they probably “fight” about it, but it’s not a divisive convo that’ll sour the day.  

How do they celebrate holidays? Shinjiro’s not really a holiday person and Fuu’s really busy, but I know she thinks they’re worth doing. So everything’s probably pretty quiet and half-decourated for. Holidays with events to go to that they don’t have to prepare for, like festivals, Fuu definitely nags to attend. Things like Christmas, I think they just plan on nice dinners and quiet evenings. 

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning? Ooh, uhhhhh asdfg that’s hard. Probably Shinjiro? I don’t think he tries often, but he is the one more likely to sleep late. I guess it’d be circumstantial, in a lot of ways. Like if he wasn’t sleeping a lot lately, Fuu would sleep late to try and keep him around. If Fuu’s overworking, Shinjiro would try to bait her back. But otherwise, it’s probably Shinjiro, since she’s usually up early because she wants to run early.

Who’s the better cook? Shinjiro, hands down. Fuu’s okay at it; if she has to make dinner, she’s happy to do it and it’d be fine food, it just wouldn’t be anything exciting or special. She understands basic seasoning laws and how to use a rice cooker. Shinjiro’s the one who’s anal-retentive about produce quality, technique, prepwork, etc. He’s the one who literally watches home cooking network and considers buying a separate pasta cooker, after all. It’s one of the few things he’s really passionate about, and he’s always emphasized how important a good meal and diet are to health with the idiots he hangs around. 

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CULLIDA

. — Cullida: Send me a ship and I’ll break them DOWN

How did they they meet?

They met when the Conclave totally destroyed itself! And everyone was picked out of the rubble, including Cressida and her sister, Vesta. So, technically, they met in a meeting room after she regained consciousness. 

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Probably Cressida, surprisingly. Attractions for Cullen aside, Cressida has a pretty good habit of letting her mind run with her fantasies, and before you know it she’s known a person for 2 weeks, but in her mind they have a countryside cottage and a dog. 

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Dorian is probably their biggest “shipper”! He one hundred percent supports all of their drama and Cressida’s weird feelings. Plus, he gets to hear all the fun stuff on the side.

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

The siege on Haven. Cullen kissed her before they were separated, since death was pretty certain. 

Who confessed their feelings first?

Cressida! Since they didn’t die in Haven, she confronted him about it pretty soon after they arrived at Skyhold. And then persisted. And pestered. 

What was their first official date?

Cressida dragged him off to a pastry shop she likes when they were back in Val Royeaux. She considers that their first official date, even if he doesn’t. 

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

Cressida doesn’t like them, really. She likes to spend time with everyone as a group, but when it comes to dates, she likes the alone time. Cullen may like the comfort of a crowd better. 

What do they do in their down time?

LOL. Who has downtime when you’re running around Thedas, saving people from demons and rifts? Cullen never seems to have down time; he finds a way not to have it. Cressida doesn’t have much down time, but when she does, she likes to spend it reading. Even if Cullen is too busy for her, she’ll sit in his office to read. 

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Cressida’s meeting of Cullen’s family was amazing. They loved her, she loved them, she liked to joke that she was the new child and Cullen had to give up his bunk. However, her father is dead and her mother is a tart, so any meeting with them is really not likely. She wishes it weren’t, though. 

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

I think, logistically, their first fight would be over Cressida doing something reckless, more than likely falling into the Fade. She tends to do those things for Vesta or the others, and while her thought process is solid in her mind, it probably is difficult for others who can’t just read her mind. Since there was a very real chance they could have died in there, Cullen likely would have brought up the ignorance of the situation, even if she doesn’t see any of that as her fault. (And, really, it’s probably more panic than placing blame). Some air and a chance to process it would make it better. Also, Cressida looks great in apology lingerie. 

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Cressida. It’s all fun and games in Orlais until someone gets too personal picking on her commander, and then it’s claws out. 

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Breakfast! Cressida loves sweet morning pastries and oats, and Cullen likes savory breakfasts with egg, so it’s the easiest time for them to get to sit and eat together. 

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Cressida, again. She likes to be inside his fur with him, but he doesn’t let her do that a lot.Are they hand holders?Under the table. There’s never enough time for things like that, though. 

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

That’s a hard question, because Cressida has been trying to lure him foreverrrrr. A nice, beautiful, starry night at Skyhold is a great time, especially after you tell someone you love them and you’re here for them through the worst of it, as long as you can be there for the best, too. 

Who tops?

wrooowww, definitely depends on the mood. Cressida’s the devil’s power bottom. 

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

somebody else. (In a nice, alternate world where they get to take time to shop and cook, they’d do it together.)

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Cullen. Cullen has a lot more work to deal with, and he’s not unorganized or ill-prepared, but Cressida is surprisingly methodical.

Who proposes?

Cressida is an old-fashioned lady in some respects. She’ll wait for Cullen to propose, even if it kills her.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Separate. He needs a guys night, to have a steak and drink and laugh. And she needs to have a reality tv style meltdown on principle, or it isn’t a bachelorette party. 

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Her sister, Vesta, is the maid of honour whether she likes it or not. Dorian is the emergency backup maid of honour, but he probably makes sure things get ordered. The best man ? Bull and Cassandra share it. 

Big Ceremony or Small?

Medium? They definitely don’t want all of Thedas.

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Cressida would be really tempted to go to the Orlesian coast or spend time in the countryside, but ultimately she’d probably make them go stay with Cullen’s family.

Do they have children? How many?

Two ! Their names are Analiese and Pearl, and they’re beautiful, perfect, wonderful, golden goddesses.