#cue shenanigans and whatnot (explanations and witchery and choosing)
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#okay#wheres the romance novel where a witch places a rugged fellas effigy (werewolf or december diamonds-esque merman or just olain hunky fella)#on her alter to amuse her goddesses#and on a whim they breathe life into him for their amusement#and once theyre done with him (likely just from teasing him; lets not SA the poor boy) they send him back to the alter#but hes a 'real' boy now and not a statue#but he sees the witch and how kind and sweet she looks by moonlight#and he feels safe with her (the divine is not for the faint of heart and hes just a newborn really) so he climbs into bed like a child would#cue shenanigans and whatnot (explanations and witchery and choosing)#and the witch eventually tracks down the artisan who shaped the statue#a very overwrought sculptor who quite by accident bound his boyfriend's soul into that particular statue#witchiness and rituals and quests and things abound and ends with a HEA with the statue brought to life returning from whence he came#and maybe an epilogue with our witchy protag bearing the boys (bi to be sure) a son with a familiar spark in his eyes
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