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dreamldy · 4 months ago

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5llowance · 4 years ago

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China is a really awesome country! via /r/China

China is a really awesome country!

I'm writing this propaganda honest piece full of 'tegridy to 响应 the 号召 of the r/China CSMC (Central Standing Modding Committee) in order to honor our great nation and atone for my petty offenses made earlier which miraculously made a reddit super mod (which doesn't even mod r/China, curiously) banned me for 3 days.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests from within and overseas and numerous Chinese migrants scattered throughout the world, fellow Chinese Brethren of Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan:

Greetings!

Allow me to remind you how awesome the great nation of China is. You see, for centuries, our country was at the undisputed center of the world, and the envy of all the barbarians.

Because we Chinese people are the chosen master race, we were given everything under the heaven. As such, China, unlike certain barbaric peoples of the west, had no need for sophisticated navigation technology or weapons of war like rifled guns, because we had no Russia to circumvent and no Duke of Kiev to evade. We had it all: Land, Glorious Culture, Spice, Silk, Porcelain and of course, personal gift of Jade Emperor himself: Tea.

For millennia, the barbarians enjoyed their prosperity for being either our appendix or our tributive state. That is, until one day, the ghastly Anglo-Saxons refined black powder and shipbuilding, both techs unlawfully stolen from our heavenly kingdom (take that you western intellectual property lawsuits!) and used them against us.

China then was unfortunately ruled by the barbaric, illegitimate Manchurian bastards, sons and daughters of House 爱新觉罗. Thus began our 100 years of humiliation.

But the time has changed! Ever since Dr. Sun Yat Sen, progenitor of the 新民主主义革命, innumerable Chinese revolutionaries toss their skulls and spilled their hot blood and we now have a new China. It's a grand country, a glorious one, a majestic one and a powerful one!

Our production power has completely surpassed USA, the bastard of the bastard of the Roman Empire. We have been making breakthroughs daily in every cutting edge realms of technology. Our formidable, invincible fleet now sail the seven seas without contestants.

Gone are the days of shame, oppression and foreign occupation! We can gleefully crack open the noggings of foreign white philistines in our streets as we please! ( Which we totally will not as we Han Chinese race is but a benevolent race)

None of this would have been possible without our glorious, perfect, impeccable superior Han Chinese culture, our magnificent Chinese people and above all, the wise, visionary leadership of the Chinese government.

My fellow Chinese brothers and sisters around the world! Let us join hands in welcoming a new, better tomorrow and stride into a new era, a new world order dominated by the Chinese race!

Best of Wishes!

And don't forget to drink more hot water! Best served with red sugar and ginger slices! Wonderful for your healthy!!!!

化犁为剑终有时，大汉铁骑平四方！

Submitted June 25, 2020 at 07:26AM by Marvin743885 via reddit https://ift.tt/2Z6RbsJ

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dreamldy · 4 months ago

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