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MD-5 Cruelty Squad: Big Pharmakokinetiks

Tari walked into the Cruelty Squad headquarters, the building was as raggedy as ever… I mean it had only been a single day since she had been hire, so else what did she have to expect?

She sauntered through the grimy, yet somehow still blank white halls of the HQ into the meeting room. Still as quaint as ever with a table, some chairs, and a blackboard being the only real features in it.

The rest of the team was also in there: Masa, Sofia, Lamar and Lucinia.

“Hey, wonderin’ when you were gonna show up,” Lamar said, leaning back in his chair like he wasn’t about to be told to go kill someone. (Or maybe that was a normal reaction, Tari never really spoke to a lot of people at TASCorp)

Sofia was practically shaking in her chair, to the point where it nearly fell over at like three different points. “I am so excited for this oh my god! We haven’t had a good hit in years,”

“Our last job was a week ago, Sofia,” Lucinia deadpanned, staring at the fidgeting, now pouting blonde with sisterly smugness.

Tari casually sat down, Masa was standing in front of the blackboard with a piece of chalk.

“Settle down everyone, now that everyone’s here we can begin,” He said blankly. “Pharmakokinetiks LLC owns the vast majority of the pharmaceutical industry,”

“Booooo, we hate monopolies,” Sofia made a megaphone with her hands.

“Actually, they’ve hired us to solve a problem for them. Sigismund, the manager of their nearby Cancer City location has embezzled a large sum of money, and spent it on… fucking Slurpcoin,”

“Fuck’s sake, they hired a Biocurrency Bro?” Lucinia facepalmed.

“Listen man, Weebcoin is gonna blow up soon… then y’all will be worshippin’ me,” Lamar chuckled.

The rest of the crew stared at him silently before going back to listening to Masa.

“We’re going in to kill him, along with his accomplice Jerry who’ll be in the conference room, they’re holding a meeting today,”

“Should be easy… should we head off now?” Lucinia asked.

“Yes, does anyone have any questions before we leave though?”

“Why aren’t they doing it themselves?” Tari asked. “Why are they hiring us,”

“They need it to look like a terrorist attack; their stock value will go down if they get caught killing their own managers,” Masa blankly explained. “Anything else?”

Tari shook her head, adjusting her green shades as the gang headed into the outside of the base. They got in Lucinia’s car and prepared to drive to the building…

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The drive was short and boring, Sofia spent the whole thing trying to get under Lamar’s skin; Tari was silent as ever as they stopped outside the Two story Pharmaceutical building. It looked clean on the outside with windows leading into a flat interior with a couple security guards dotted around wielding standard SMGs alongside a couple of “Dogs”, at least that’s what they were called. Stange quadrupedal creatures with overly large large mouths on the front of their bodies, and putrid rotting skin.

“Alright, I’ll be here if you get injured, die, or when you need to leave,” Lucinia reassured, little emotion in her voice as Tari, Sofia, Lamar and Masa got out of the car. “You kids have fun!”

“We will Lucy!” Sofia smiled as she put on a segmented black and orange vest, Lamar put on a yellow jacket with extra pockets sewn into it over his garish anime shirt.

“Alright, what’s the plan Masa?” Lamar asked as he pulled his sniper rifle from one of the deceptively deep pockets: the rest of the team pulled their respective weapons from the slots embedded into their arms. A couple black grenades for Sofia, and a silenced pistol each for Masa. Though the pistol looked more like an SMG that was mangled into a pistol. And a standard SMG for Tari.

“I’ll sneak through the back to get Sigismund. You three deal with everything on the bottom floor. Lamar give me a piggy back ride,”

“What?” The man raised an eyebrow, Sofia snorted, Tari didn’t react at all.

“Just do it,”

Lamar sighed and did as asked, the surprisingly light man jumped onto Lamar’s back.

“Alright, jump to the top of the building behind us, there’s a vent that leads straight to the top floor,”

Lamar used his robotic legs and jumped all the way up to the small building. He then placed a boombox next to him, making himself comfortable on the top of the roof as he pulled placed his sniper rifle on the ground.

“Alright, when I give the signal you two head on in and shoot at whoever you think is a security guard,” Masa spoke through a radio in each of the other team member’s pockets. “Lamar, focus on anyone armed with more than an SMG,”

“You got it, man,”

“Yessir Mr. Butcher of Melbourne,”

Tari nodded.

“Tari?”

“Tari also says yes!” Sofia beamed.

“Alright good, I’ll give the signal soon,”

Masa crawled through the vents, hearing radio chatter at the end of the cramped tunnels as he slowly made his way through them.

He looked through the grates, seeing that it lead to the upstairs bathroom of the place. Inside was a single member of Security Redefined™, wearing a gas mask, and a far better looking green uniform than the rest of the security guys. Masa shot him in the back of the head through the grate, the man fell to the ground without as much as a peep.

Masa slowly got out of the vent, somehow making zero noise as he moved over to pick up the dead man’s gun.

The Karl and Heinrich X20, a boxy looking assault rifle with caseless ammunition, a huge magazine and a scope. Perfect.

He went to the bathroom door and peeked through a peephole; the top floor was actually had a large area in the middle where the couple security guards up here could look at the floor down below, he moved his radio towards his mouth.

“Everything you’ve got, now,”

“Full hog, Tari!” Sofia yelled as she ran head first into the building, Tari following closely behind.

As they entered the security guards looked at them, the lobby of the building was also unsurprisingly enough filled with civilians, a couple tables, chairs and a counter near the front.

“Hello, welcome to Pharmakokinetiks, your one stop shop for human experimentation, how may I help yo-”

BANG

Sofia shot the cashier straight in the head with a completely unsilenced pistol of her own. The security quickly began to fire on her as she ducked behind the counter, Tari following soon after.

“Sof, what the hell was that?” Lamar chided over the radio.

“Masa said to get their attention!”

“He said to give it all you… just start shootin’ em already,”

“Haha, I win!” Sofia instantly bolted out of cover and began to gun down several of the Security guards, weaving through bullets as she ran towards a table. Her inaccurate shots took out a couple security and the odd civilian here and there. Tari peeked her head over the cover, and began to take out individual security guards focusing on Sofia: one, two, three, a fourth finished off by Lamar, a fifth that began to come down the stairs to Tari’s left, a sixth-

“Agh!”

Tari yelped as a dog jumped over the table and forced her to the ground, she punched the thing in the mouth to little effect as it screeched and whined. Tari looked blankly at the thing as she-

BANG

The thing was shot through the mouth and quickly fell to the floor.

“You’re welcome, Tari!”

Tari nodded as she went back to taking the security out, she saw a large explosion in front of her probably caused directly by Sofia-

“Gah!”

Speaking of the blonde woman, she groaned in pain as she got shot in the shoulder from the floor above, she ducked behind the table more as-

The security guards shooting from the top quickly fell over the balcony, all shot from behind by Masa, who ran towards Sigismund’s Office as he quickly mopped up the guards.

“Thanks boss!” Sofia said excitedly. “We’ll go murder that Jerry lickety split!”

“I’ll guard our exit!” Lamar promised.

Tari said nothing.

“Good job,” Masa said as he kicked down the door of Sigismund’s office.

He saw the towering man, his mouth wide open and his face deformed.

“Alright, you freak shit. I’m here to-”

“BIOCURRENCY, BIOGURRENGRY I AM GOD AND MONEY AND GOD!” The man screeched erratically, Masa covered his ears. “SLURPCOIN.NET INVEST INVEST, INVESTIGATE THE BIOCURREN-”

Pew.

The man fell to the floor, dying instantly as Masa shot his head clean off with the silenced pistol.

“Sigismund down,”

“Nice! We’ll have Jerry dead in like 2 seconds!” Sofia said, huge smile on her face. “Right Tari?”

Tari nodded, Sofia pouted a little at the lack of noise, but elected to let it slide for now…

Tari and Sofia ran into a hallway at the end of the lobby, shooting several Security Guards before they could even react, Tari crouched down and picked up their discarded ammo as the two women ran through the hallway to top up her own supply. They another hallway, a door at the end being labelled “Conference room”

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“Alright, so this is the Fleshrat,” Jerry announced, grimacing while motioning towards the glass container filled with the bizzare human-rat hybrid they had created. “A uh… mix of human and rat DNA,”

One of the other people in the conference room cleared their throat, besides that the entire room was silent.

“They can poison people, and appear just like standard pests; perfect for any secret operatio-”

Jerry was interrupted by the door to the conference room being kicked down by Sofia, who quickly dashed onto the table in the middle of it.

“Excuse me, ma’am. What the fuck are you doing here?” Jerry asked, sounding confused, not angry.

“I’m here to kill you…” Sofia smugly smiled as she reached into her pocket.

“Oh… could you kill my boss too on your way out?”

“Already done don’t worry!” Sofia threw two of the grenades she got from her pockets and-

BOOM

Threw them to the floor. The explosion killing every single person in the room except for her; it merely knocked Sofia out of the room back into the hallway, Tari managed to catch the blood covered woman in her arms.

“WOOOOOOOOOOO!” Sofia cheerily screeched as she removed herself from her disinterested teammate’s arms. “That was FUCKING AWESOME!”

“I assume that means Jerry’s dead?” Masa asked over the radio.

“Yepperooni! Dead, super ultra mega dead. I am absolutely covered in his blood!”

“Great, I’ll set up a towel so you don’t get blood in Lucinia’s car,” Masa chuckled. “Get outside quick by the way, Lamar’s panicking over his Biocurrency crashing,”

“For real? Run Tari. This is always funny to watch!” Sofia giggled like a schoolgirl as she ran out of the building. Tari elected to walk slowly through the building. Through the bodies that she and her new coworkers had left in their wake.

The didn’t smile, she didn’t cry, she didn’t grimace… she merely walked.

...Admittedly watching Lamar cry over Weebcoin was pretty funny.

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1 DAY LATER

A blonde man sat in his overly large office, impatiently tapping his pencil on his desk; anticipation was evident in his movements as he repeatedly looked down to look at the tablet in his lap.

Finally, the door opened, and in walked a woman. With pinkish-orangish hair tied into a ponytail, pink shades, and an augmented, red cybernetic arm.

“Oi, I just got off a mission, what’d ya want me for, Lucks?” Belle grumbled as she walked into the office, sitting in the chair opposite of the man’s desk.

“I understand the inconvenience, Belle,” Lucks cleared his throat. “But we need to discuss the recent terrorist attack on our partners in Pharmakokinetiks,”

“A terrorist attack?” Belle slouched in the chair, wrapping her arms around the chair’s arms as Lucks placed the tablet on the table. “What makes this our problem? Every building we own is terrorism proof,”

“It’s not the terrorism itself, it’s who did it,” Lucks hit a button on the tablet, the security footage from Pharmakokinetiks played.

“What the fuck?” Belle tensed up as she looked at the footage. “That’s Luce’s sister… and some random chick,”

“Murder Division Five resignation from the company has left us wondering where they went,” Lucks paused for a moment. “We see where they are now,”

“Now what? When do I get to deal with ‘em?”

“Please don’t let your… former relations with Lucinia cloud your judgement,” Belle gritted her teeth a little as Lucks spoke. “We’ll try to investigate them where possible… TASCorp’s best agents will get to the bottom of this,”

“Good,” Belle’s face curved into a smirk. “Thanks for telling me, give me the call and they’ll be dealt with,”

“I will, Ms. Fontiere. TASCorp thanks you for your service,”

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