#crows and cemeteries and cake toppers sounds like a great title for it XD

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new human au thing I am just so deeply fond of

Stereotypical teenager artistic loner Virgil is great but y'know he's missing? What he's always missing in stories?

A murder of crows!

Remus gets a date with the quiet emo at school. Score! He's ecstatic. They have a date. They have a few dates. They go over to Virgil's house one weekend. Remus makes sex jokes because it's Remus. Virgil laughs but doesn't confirm or deny.

They walk up to Virgil's yard. Pretty normal, right? No! Remus gets dive-bombed by a crow.

"oh shit, you need an offering, wait here."

Remus is left on the sidewalk in front of Virgil's home as he rushes inside. Remus can't step on the lawn or he gets dive-bombed by a crow. He is fascinated.

Virgil runs back out (noticably not bothered by the crows) and he gives Remus... blueberries?

To say that Remus falls in love very quickly as Virgil apologizes and explains he befriended the crows ages ago and now they follow him everywhere (and Remus later learns that they do follow him everywhere) and Virgil teaches him to give blueberry offerings until he's allowed in... Remus falls in love quick. He falls in love to the point he forgets about the jokes he made about getting laid that night.

Also we need more "Virgil respectfully hanging out in a cemetery" because that HC rocks too and he gives me the vibes. Quiet little not-on-top-of-a-grave corner of the cemetery? So alt, he'd love it. Virgil with his little crow friends in a cemetery. He names one Poe but he never remembers who is who so they're all Poe. Like Edgar Allen Poe. Quoth the Raven nevermore.

Remus' and Virgil's wedding cake topper is a crow years later.

Anyway crows and cemeteries and cake toppers.

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They're his Crow children Your Honor <3 I L O V E this S O fucking much!!! The fact that Ree falls even harder from seeing how caring and gentle Vee is with the Crows to the point where they trust and befriend him is S O fucking cute!!! Also R E A L we do need more Vee respectfully hanging out in a cemetery Poe, Poe, and Poe are all invited to the wedding <3