#crockerplax

[rock-a-noodle]

I am DYING right now because I remember this one time in 4th grade, we had to do a compare and contrast paper and I ofc decided to compare and contrast myself with Denzel Awkward Puberty Crush Crocker. For comparison. I wrote that we both had glasses, were in love (him with his boss Waxelplax and me with a kid I met at camp), and that we disliked gossip (I hated it because I got into trouble for shittalking a bully right in front of her, and he "hated" it because of that scene where he saw Waxelplax and this other coworker shittalking him).

If you knew me in 4th-5th grade.....god bless you.