#critblr sexyman contest

[lilyfreshwater]

THE OFFICIAL 2023 CRITBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

the final round

well y'all we finally made it. thank you so much for participating in the tournament so far, it's really been a lot of fun to run this, and i feel like it's definitely brought us a little closer than we were at the beginning. i think it's also reinvigorated the community, and i know that i'm definitely excited to be a bit more active now than i have been in the past. thank you to all the participants for being good sports about the contest (even if we did have to change the botting rule), and i'll definitely continue making stuff like this in the future if y'all enjoyed it

all that being said, remember that this is all for fun, botting and doxxing are NOT allowed...

and may the best blog win o7

@winnerkiller

[thewhitegrape]

VOTE FOR ME TODAY

[enneamage]

Feel like I have an edge in the Critblr Sexyman contest for being a triangle. Last time tumblr was left alone with a triangle they went buckwild

[lilyfreshwater]

alright everyone, here's the roster. with the amount of people we have now there have to be some byes in the first round, so the first 6-10 rankings i chose and everything else is arbitrary. i'll update this list throughout the day as i get requests

1. lmanberg

2. hetboo

3. lilyfreshwater

4. gnfkitten

5. miwb

6. freddie

7. sloth

8. ranboocrit

9. clover

10. b33

11. roxytonic

12. bicondringa

13. queerbaitingdream

14. dreamdisliker

15. straightjacketdnf (dykeseulgi)

16. dwtisgay

17. donttrustenglishboys

18. enbefundy

19. justamink

20. technoposting

21. shutupclay

22. hatejoy

23. annaaahd

24. settings-66

25. shubbur

26. trickittyq

27. nhfrt4

28. thewhitegrape

29. kiwicam

30. gogysnewmove

31. adabueno

32. justintyleralphonso

33. jellosmellos

34. blorbohatemail

35. missgaslighter

36. dykedavidson

37. winnerkiller (winnerbaby)

38. dizzease

39. gnfogie

34. bidream

41. angstyyalt

42. hellosapolo

43. moonpls

44. tommycrit

45. enneamage

46. gogsucker

47. truculentb

48. boolifeindeath

49. lunarcold

50. threehundredeleven

51. noodlecrit

52. droloism (starredonyx)

53. critcrimes

54. gnfogie

55. ⧉ anon

[lilyfreshwater]

@gnfkitten @justintyleralfonso

[lilyfreshwater]

@settings-66 @winnerkiller

[lilyfreshwater]

hi everyone. so initially i said voter fraud was legal, but i think the tournament has become more of a "who has time to bot" war rather than a genuine bracket competition. i am debating whether to disallow botting from the quarterfinal on in order to potentially have a more fair tournament, however i also realize that may be disingenuous to the past competitors who lost to botting. so i'm leaving it up to y'all whether you want it to continue

couple stipulations:

1) i will give more weight to the community members participating. for example, if the poll result is yes but a strong majority of blogs who participated in the tournament say no, then i will disallow botting going forward, and vice versa

2) i will review the poll tonight before i post the quarterfinal to see what the results are. if the results are within a 10% margin (55-45) i will let the poll run a full 24 hours, if not (56-44 or greater) then i will take that as the result and post the quarterfinal

3) if no botting is decided, i'll post a couple rule options for polls going forward and let there be a community consensus for what we should do

4) if this poll gets botted i'll just delete this and post another one, which will hold up the tournament. so it's in your best interest to not bot the poll

[lilyfreshwater]

@lilyfreshwater @jellosmellos

[lilyfreshwater]

congratulations @winnerkiller on being named the official critblr sexyman

the revolution has only begun

also enjoy a bit of celebration from winbot

[lilyfreshwater]

@winnerkiller

[lilyfreshwater]

@bidream

[lilyfreshwater]

THE OFFICIAL 2023 CRITBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

hi everyone, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. the teams have been drafted, the roster has been built, and the campaigns have already started. as i mentioned earlier, we did not have a full 64 person bracket, so some people have byes the first round, but fear not because there are many races yet to be run. here's the bracket for the start of the tournament:

all polls will be 24 hours long, any and all voter fraud and smear campaigns are accepted and encouraged but please remember that this is meant to be fun. so no tantrums and no doxxing allowed

may the best blog win o7

POLLS

annaahd vs. moonpls

justamink vs. straightjacketdnf

settings-66 vs. ⧉ anon

donttrustenglishboys vs. dizzease

starredonyx vs. trickittyhq

lunarcold vs. tommycrit

thewhitegrape vs. critcrimes

hatejoy vs. justintyleralfonso

winniekiller vs. kiwicam

shutupclay vs. noodlecrit

technoposting vs. missgaslighter

queerbaitingdream vs. bidream

blorbohatemail vs. threehundredeleven

gogsucker vs. dreamdisliker

gogysnewmove vs. gnfogie

enbyfundy vs. boolifeindeath

shubbur vs. bicondringa

jellosmellos vs. angstyyalt

enneamage vs. truculentb

nhfrt4 vs. dwtisgay

roxytonic vs. adabueno

dykedavidson vs. hellosapolo

[lilyfreshwater]

FRANK'S OFFICIAL FIRST ROUND ENDORSEMENTS

vote for these people or else (not all matchups represented)

SETTINGS-66

DONTTRUSTENGLISHBOYS

TOMMYCRIT

JUSTINTYLERALFONSO

TECHNOPOSTING

BLORBOHATEMAIL

ENBEFUNDY

JELLOSMELLOS

ENNEAMAGE

NHFRT4

ROXYTONIC

[lilyfreshwater]

THE OFFICIAL 2023 CRITBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

the semifinal

y'all know the drill

no botting allowed, campaigning is legal, and, as always,

may the best blog win o7

settings-66 vs. winnerkiller

sloth vs. freddie

[lilyfreshwater]

ROUND TWO RECAP

this round had some absolutely incredibly matchups and nailbiters that went down to a next-day tiebreaker. the closest poll goes to the initial miwb vs. winnerkiller matchup, with an even 50/50 split that had to be broken by a tiebreaker this morning.

ironically, that tiebreaker hold the unofficial record for this round's biggest sweep with @winnerkiller accruing 82% of the vote, but in regulation justintyleralfonso vs. critcrimes came out on top, with @justintyleralfonso securing an 80% majority to move onto the next round

last night's topic of conversation was mainly focused on roxytonic vs. dykedavidson, in which what will likely be a tournament record of 768 votes were cast to declare @roxytonic the winner with a 53% majority. remember folks, voter fraud is still legal

[lilyfreshwater]

also voter fraud and smear campaigns WILL BE LEGAL so go wild (but no doxxing)