#crist dude

[iotnonii]

Okay I'm trying to analyze the themes of the Remarried Empress (a difficult task since a lot of Manhwas I read are fantasy romance, a genre that will neglect a conflict or meaningful obstacles for two bland little leads)

And the main one I'm finding is that the obstacles and course of the story are affected heavily by historical precedent. A lot of screen time is given to talking about ancestors, previous mistresses, previous emperors. When sovieshu crumples up the wedding invitation from Navier and Heinley, his advisors first concern is that future generations will realize that Sovieshu was angered at it. Heinley's entire clan is pretty much wiped out and recorded deragoatorily in history (a bit tangential to the theme I stated but perhaps it would be better to expand it to be the influence of history)

Navier, as our protagonist, has the most clear understanding of these historical precedents and is very aware of how she must conduct herself. She's very strategic throughout the story with using these precedents and deciding when to break them.

Perhaps a foil is Krista, the former queen of the Western Kingdom. She is stated to be very similar to Navier, they are described, dressed, and speak in similar formal ways. However Krista isn't smart about when to retreat, (something that sovieshu explicitly judges Rashta for during her child's banquet scene with the decorative sword,) she's doesn't follow tradition (and because it's manhwa rules, she's punished for laying eyes on Navier's man). She doesn't follow historic precedent of retiring to the (??? I forget it's name) estate. Since I'm mainly consuming this through webtoons, it's a little hard to tell what statement this could make on the whole historic theme, but I'm looking forward to it.

[thxnks4themrms]

I swear to fucking god I can never catch a break it’s always the same old shit

[pigeonneaux]

How do i tell my guy friend that having a car doesn't forbid him from taking a train

[ohanny]

please please please change, i am begging: while everyone else is living their erotic action romance with hurt/comfort sprinkled in, have crist/chris/however you spell his name be stuck in a psychological horror.

the potential!

like he's a good country boy who arrives to bangkok after graduation for work and slowly finds himself trapped in his own episode of black mirror. sometimes people on the street look at him like they recognize him. once a boy came up to him to ask for his autograph and said he's happy crist “didn't die for real.” and then he meets this man at a bar and it all spirals out of control.

first the man looks like he has seen a ghost, spilling his drink all over crist’s shoes as he drops it. he apologizes, introducing himself as pete and it's… strange. pete is all kinds of perfect. he’s handsome and rich with all kinds of connections and helps crist get his dream job. he’s charming and kind and almost strangely in tune with crist’s every need, almost like he can… read…. minds…

BUT it is kind of creepy. pete stares, all the time. and sometimes pete looks at crist like he's expecting something and sometimes he gets this look like crist behaved a way he shouldn't have. sometimes pete absent mindedly calls him “way” when he's tired or not really paying attention and while he immediately apologizes afterwards, crist can't ignore the weirdness of it all.

so he starts doing some research. he googles “pete, beyond, way” and a bunch of articles pop up. then he sees the pictures and falls into a rabbit hole. he becomes obsessed with this dead man who wears his face. he needs to know who way was - if they have anything in common.

please picture crist taking his glasses off like that one kdrama dude and going all “did he kiss you like this?” on pete. crist putting on a black shirt and climbing pete on the couch asking “did you fuck him here? or did he fuck you?” you know, totally healthy stuff that doesn't drive either one of them deep into the abyss of madness.

please please PLEASE

[hyqerfixation]

WAITER SAT AT THE TABLE

-art by ringorenji88 on twitter.

OKKK YAKUZA PILLARS WE LOVE..

Kny boys Drabble NOT FINISHED..

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"oh shit for real? The pillars are here!? " the pianist asked in shock

"yeah u can see them in the vip seating on the other side of the casino"

"oh for fuck sakes, another fight is probably gonna happen some time soon. "

"you bet"

After hearing the two colleagues gossip Y/n placed her old hairbrush back into her bag.

“What the fuck are pillars?” Y/n thought.

The strip club was definitely something,a popular angle wing in the outskirts of the city of japan

But how could she describe this club?

Utter shit

Female hookers only had a little bit to get ready for their customers, and the bartenders had even less time to change into their uniforms and set the stools down before the casino gets ready

Too add on, the club didn't have a wonderful dressing room for performers to get "all dolled up," as many owners put it, so she dressed up in the ladies employees restroom as long with her female colleagues.

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"HELP Y/N I CANT ZIP MY DRESS UP AND I HAVE TO GO OUT ANY MINUTE!"

"ume calm down jesus fucking crist, Turn around ill do the zip."

Y/N zipped up the performers outfit, which was way more flashier then her skutty uniform.

"daki ur late ur supposed to be on stage letter A right now!"

Another performer exclaimed, rushing daki out of the females room.

"OKAY OKAY I'M COMING ALRIGHT" daki turned around to y/n who was also supposed to be out on her shift right now.

"LET'S MEET UP LATER MM K?"

Y/N sighed lightly while giving a suttle smile

"sure" y/n replied on her way to follow daki to the exit.

Y/n exited the bathroom, leaving her aftershow clothes in on the bathroom sink as long as her bag, and began shifting her fingerless gloves.

“I should’ve pretended to sick today smh” she thought.

"hey y/n! What's up w being late all the time. We could've had a smoke break together."

"i would of been here five minutes ago but I was helping your sister "

Y/ns workmate, also known to be gyutaro rolled his eyes as he gave y/n her note pad and biro pen.

"whatever dude, but come tell me when your on your next break so we can go smoke mm k?"gyutaro said

Y/N waved him goodbye as she slowly walked away.

"we could've talked longer if u came on the right fucking time."

"mm k!" y/n mimicked, taking notes how the siblings act like each other.

Y/N walked out of the bar counter and pushed a stool aside her to continue on to taking orders.

Yet while she looked around she noticed all her work mates avoided the back left,also known as the more "mightier side". Was there someone big there? But if it was someone famous there wouldn't everyone be offering to take their order?

It didn't make sense.

Y/N walked towards to back without a ponder. There wasn't anyone to take the people's orders since the waiters scurried to take their orders, as if they were avoiding a certain table.

'whatever this is; i need that bag, so I guess I'm just going to have to deal with whatever hits me.' y/n thought.

High heels clanked on the ground while y/n search for a table to assist, only for-

"y/n! Y/n!"

She turned around.

"sasumaru? What's up with you?"

Sasumaru was one of y/ns closet friends at the casino, besides the siblings. She wanted to be a volley ball player but failed at everything ever since she was put under house arrest.

"I'm begging you to do that vip table! All of us are to scared to do it!"

"Well why, its not like they are gonna try to kill u for getting their order wrong."

Sasumaru laughed sarcastically

"they tried to kill yahaba because he asked if they wanted ice in their drink!" sasumaru exclaimed, rocking y/n back and fourth by the collar.

"whatever, I'll do it" y/n dead panned

"Are u so sure after hearing what I just told u!" sasumaru panicked even more

"yes it's fine I'll just do what they say, no questions, no ice."

Sasumaru stopped and starred at y/n

"Now will you let me go?" y/n asked.

"AAAAA UR SO COOL Y/N!!! SO BRAVE TOO, JUST LIKE ME"

Y/N pulled sasumaru off her and continued to walk to the vip room

'if u were brave like me, u would be walking to the vip lounge' y/n giggled to her self.

"hey babe what's ur number?"

"look at the fat in her back!"

"I would smack that"

Y/N grumbled to her self about these comments, much to her dismay shes pretty much used to the cat calling here. The manager doesn't really give a shit about the treatment his female employees get here.

'tch, whatever. Fucking saddos'

Y/N walked to the vip table, no in closer inspection she saw a group of men.

Rich men.

Rich and powerful men.

How could y/n tell they were powerful? Doesn't the silent tables of men around them tell you enough? What about the employees refusing to serve any where over here? Is that enough?.

"what could I get for you guys" y/n asked carefully, remembering what happend to yahaba.

"finally someone flashy to help us order!" one of the men said. His hair silver white with magenta eyes that popped. Jewellery coated his body with a expensive tuxedo.

"can I please just have some water? I hope that's okay." the other man said, he was way more bigger then the others and had a red beaded necklace on, his eyes were-wait, is he blind?

"CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME HOT WINGS" a booming voice asked, his eyes were orange and red, matching with his hair.

"shut the fuck up Kyojuro. I want a sex on the beach cocktail" another white haired male asked, his appearance way more scary then the others with his scars that show from his face to where the tuxedo is undone to show more scars.

"I want the same as sanemi!" the male from the start exclaimed again.

Y/N noted all of these

"anything else?"

"how about you darling?" the flashy man asked. y/n internally screamed inside.

"can uzui shut his mouth for ten seconds" the man known as uzui smacked the scar face beside him while the others laughed.

Y/N walked away when they finished their order.

Okay! Maybe they are a little bit imtimidating.

Yeah, especially when she realised she saw them on the news for murder half way through their order.

But it's fine. It won't bother her THAT badly. Would it?.

"what's up with you? You are all shaken up."

"I just realised I was taking the fucking pillars orders"

"Are you fucking stupid? Everyone knew that's why they stayed closer to the entrance."

Y/N clicked her tounge, she knew that she was stupid but she Just wanted some more money! Cut her some slack!

"I did hear the pianist talk about it outside of getting changed. I didn't really deep much into it though."

Gyutaro placed the drinks on a round black tray along with some hot wings.

"I mean it's your problem now, and to be honest if they didn't like you, you would have been dead by now."

Y/N awkwardly smiled, knowing shes fucked.

"yeah yeah whatever."

She grabbed the tray and started to walk back towards the mobsters

I mean are they really mobsters? even though how imtimidating they were, they somewhat respected you.

They respected you way more then other people you are close with.

"look at her body."

"she's hot."

"yo guys should I ask for her number?"

At this point y/n couldn't even hear the things that were said about her. She was too focused about the men on the Vip table. Is she scared? Incredibly. Is she going to act like nothings bothered her about them? Yes. She is.

The platform heels platters the floor, alarming the men on the table.

"I see your back so soon"

The bling guy said, clasping his hands together.

"took her time didn't she." the scarface complained, tapping his finger on the table.

"don't be so rude sanemi."

" and how the fuck am I being rude?!?"

Y/N placed their drinks down, ignoring how her body's shaking from the pillars infront of her.

"so lady! How long have you been working here?"

Y/N paused at what she was doing and looked up to the fire head who just asked her a question.

"just under a year."

Kyojuro nodded and smiled

"that's nice, you look so young though how old are you?"

Sanemi who sat on the edge of the table hanged his leg out

"I bet not a day over 19"

Y/N chuckled lowly, letting her guard down

"I'm 23"

Uzui spat his drink out

"HUH"

Gyomei smiled towards y/n, he felt comfortable around her arua.

He couldnt explain it, she just seems nice to hang around with.

Y/N chuckled again

"do I really look that young? -"

"NO WAY UR MY AGE"

Uzui shouted light heartily, maybe he could have a 4th wife.

"how about she sits down with us? Since u guys are obsessing over her like bitchy dogs."

Sanemi complained, true they were acting like dogs, but he would be lying if he didn't want to talk to y/n too.

"that's not a bad idea!" Rengoku exclaimed while tengen patterned on the the sofa like chair in between him and Kyojuro.

"how about you sit here precious?"

Y/Ns face paled, does she have a choice? I mean she doesn't mind sitting between them she's just worried her boss would think she's slacking off again.

"don't force her, remember she has a job to do." gyomei said to the two, for sanemi to agree

"I'll pay her to sit with me, her job is to get money from customers right? Come sit down with us darling."

Uzui said, while rengoku took a few papers out of his wallet.

"It's fine if you don't want to! We will still pay for our drinks." Rengoku re assured y/n.

Y/N smiled softly, forgetting her worries about any of them.

"cmon girl they will be asking all night if u don't say anything." sanemi grumbled, embarrassed of the two weirdos on the table with him.

"sure.but not for to long"

"BETTER THEN NOTHING!" Rengoku shouted, for uzui to nudge sanemi to move for y/n to get in.

Sanemi stood up and put his hand on her shoulder.

"come on uzui we don't have all day."

"Sorry my fatass Is making it harder to get out, I know you can't relate sanemi" uzui chuckled to make sanemi embarrassed. Y/n chuckled lowly, just to embarrass him more.

"whatever, in you get girl"

Y/N nudged over to Kyojuro, only to smile at each other while ignoring gyomei telling uzui to not body shame anyone.

"It's not my fault he fails at squats" uzui said nudging over to sit next to y/n

Which made her sandwiched between two physco extroverts who wears expensive tuxedos

Nothing else could get worse then it already is.

"so pretty face, what's your name?" sanemi asked, fed up of the name calling.

"I bet her name is really cool!"

"I bet its something snazzy"

Gyomei took a sip of his water and looked over to y/n

"whatever her name is, it would be beautiful."

Y/N was going to answer sanemis question once she had some of uzuis drink, that he offered her.

"my name is -"

"Y/N."

[cinmngirlnfr]

Waitress (Edited)

Nikki sixx x Reader

This one is very bad, sorry, English is not my first lenguage and i wrote this back when I wasn't very good at it.

Summary: Nikki makes Y/N tolerate her job.

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I hate my fucking job.

I'm a waitress at the whiskey a go go on the Sunset strip.

Is always filled with party people, wannabe rockstars, grupies, and all kinds of anoying people.

The idea of coming to a place like this wouldn't even cross my mind, but, i gotta pay the bills.

-Hey, hey!- an older guy snapped his fingers at me, very rude by the way.

-How can i help you?- I said with my best fake smile.

-Yeah, i need another bottle of vodka, pronto- ugh!.

-Hey, be a little nicer to the lady, man!- a guy from another table talked, he was with other three guys, they all looked the same, teased hair, glam clothing, leather way to tight pants. His friends giggled (weird coming from four grown ass men, but they were kinda tipsy, it was still early in the evening for the regular party-goers, but very late for the rest of the population). I just gave him a little smile and went to the kitchen for the rude man's alcohol.

Once i gave him his bottle, I went outside, I needed a cigarrete break.

-Hi- a manly voice spoke behind me, i turned around, it was the guy who "defended" me. He was a little drunk, and probably high to, but still in his five sences.

-Can I help you?- I tried to sound nice, i wnated to, he had stood up for me, something i apreciated because i was not in a position to do so myself. But i was too tired and my tone of voice was very blunt and monotonous.

-Mmm, yeah, i was wondering when does your shift end- what the fuck, is he like asking me out? is 3 AM.

-At five, why?- I raised an eyebrow.

-Look, you are really pretty, and i can tell you are stressed- this guy was very bold, mabye beacause he was drunk- and I think i can help you with that.

-Dude, I don't even know your name.

-Nikki, what's yours?- he got a little closer to me, and i'm not gonna lie, he was hot.

-Y/N...- Jesus fuck, He was HOT HOT HOT, maybe it was the whole damsel in distress scenery, i felt like an awful feminist.

-Well, why don't we go to my apartment, right across the street, and hang out there... -the way he said it, he definitely didn't wanted to just "hang out".

-How do I know you are not a psycopath?- God, I was falling. Yes, I am THAT easy, ok, we don't slut shame in here.

-Oh, I promisse i won't hurt you, unless you ask me to- Jesus fuking crist, he is so hot.

I smiled and turn off my cigarrete -Let me go grab my purse.

[smulnsander]

Testosterone had made me the sleepiest dude on earth Jesus crist

[jokeshappinesemotion]

People think 💬🤔 I am crazy 🤣 it's funny coz I'm not 🚫 truth is I'm lazy and they are busy to notice that I'm lazy but I spoke 2 parables I'm. Crazy 🤣 Jesus help me .. my bad apologies 🙏..but Chris was crucified. ..call me crazy thanks crist died for my sins y'all hating.. Thanks to God .... ...so hey ...hater call me later. ..my bad forgot I don't have phone . I'm using Tony my hunnys motto phone..but guess what dude 😎 me u contact 911 that is the only way you can reach me because. I work for those AWP. What it is keeping me out of the jail ..I'll do the work keep me out of this bars I like to go to the bar where I can get out voluntary or sometime the kik me out anyways..they were tripping..but for some reason I end up behind bar ..not just one bar multiple...BEHIND BARS. ......they like me never kik me out no...no...they 💕 love me...I really don't want to stay at those bars. I appreciate it hopefully you find other customers

[bagginsluck]

So I started watching Yellowjackets, so to collect some of my thoughts here is a very unorganized dump of stuff that's gone through my brain for the first couple episodes.

A) I DidNot know there was a supernatural element to this show at all?? Idk. I guess I didnt really know what I was going into at all, but I thought it was just gonna be some casual survival cannibalism with some "yeah they're going crazy from being out here so long" culty stuff thrown in for fun. Not... this..

(Its not bad, just not what i was expecting, Im just holding out hope they leave room for a non supernatural interpretation)

B) Jesus crist Misty is crazy. Just, like, fist the amputation, then she tries to grab the dudes morning wood, then she tries to kill him. Like girl Chill Out Jesus. Not to mention her immediately smashing the radio box bc she felt needed by the group for one. She's crazy, I love her.

C) Shauna... what the fuck are you thinking. But also when she talks Jeff to say that he loves her, that she won't hold him to it... Jesus, god damn.

D) I really dont like Adult Natalie's portrayal and I cant quit figure out why??? With Shawna and Taissa the older and younger actors feel like believably the same person. Misty even more so, but I just don't see it with Natalie's actress for whatever reason??

[the-alconbury-chronicle]

Creepy romance books

Okay!

So I didn't expect to be posting again so soon, but I have something I wanna say to more than just my family.

So as I might have mentioned...literally like two minutes ago, I am trying to write.

I do not plan to write romance novels, but I might still want to include relationships in my work.

For that reason, and that reason alone, I went to look for some romance books that include a trope I like.

In doing so I stumbled upon a video of books that use that particular trope.

"Huzzah!" I thought. "At last, a source of bountiful knowledge on this somehow niche topic!"

Imagine my disappointment when the very first book of the video completely bastardizes the trope I was looking into.

It didn't even just do it poorly, it totally corrupted it.

Which is a very funny joke...to me.

The book is called "Corrupt", okay?

What do you want from me, I'm not a comedian.

Anyway, the synopsis of the book is as follows:

Erika I was told that dreams were our heart’s desires. My nightmares, however, became my obsession. His name is Michael Crist. My boyfriend’s older brother is like that scary movie that you peek through your hand to watch. He is handsome, strong, and completely terrifying. The star of his college’s basketball team and now gone pro, he’s more concerned with the dirt on his shoe than me. But I noticed him. I saw him. I heard him. The things that he did, and the deeds that he hid…For years, I bit my nails, unable to look away. Now, I’ve graduated high school and moved on to college, but I haven’t stopped watching Michael. He’s bad, and the dirt I’ve seen isn’t content to stay in my head anymore. Because he’s finally noticed me. Michael Her name is Erika Fane, but everyone calls her Rika. My brother’s girlfriend grew up hanging around my house and is always at our dinner table. She looks down when I enter a room and stills when I am close. I can always feel the fear rolling off of her, and while I haven’t had her body, I know that I have her mind. That’s all I really want anyway. Until my brother leaves for the military, and I find Rika alone at college. In my city. Unprotected. The opportunity is too good to be true as well as the timing. Because you see, three years ago she put a few of my high school friends in prison, and now they’re out. We’ve waited. We’ve been patient. And now every last one of her nightmares will come true.

Already sounds pretty gross, right? But it gets worse!

Apparently Michael is planning to harm, or even kill Erika, because she somehow got some of his friends arrested?!

Hey dude, hey Michael. Fucking how? Okay? How are you and your buddies, all grown adults by now, gonna hold an 18 or 19 year old girl respnsible for their arrests? Is she a teenage detective? Did I miss that part of the summary or something?

Regardless, Michael gets close to Erika, intending to gain her trust before betraying her to his friends.

But uh oh! Michael falls for her! So now, he has to protect this girl from a situation HE put her in!

Honestly, I feel like a title like "Corrupt", coupled with it's description of "dark romance" perfectly encapsulates the nightmare that must lie between the covers of this book.

I hope to anything that might be listening that people stop feeling the need to write books like this.

Like seriously, just write likeable characters, okay?

I know it's not that hard to write characters that aren't either total dumbasses or awful people!

Just write about two decent people who have a healthy relationship, and let any drama you need to be able to, you know, have a plot, come from other people or situations.

Hell, you could have a romance that fits into another genre!

Superhero romance? Sure, maybe a pair of vigilantes are into each other and their relationship is the focus of the story rather than the crime fighting.

Fantasy romance? Great! Two characters in a magical setting with cool magical crap going on who also love each other, write about that!

Why does every "romance" book have to be a toxic or even abusive relationship, huh?

It's gross, yucky.

Anyway, I think I've gotten that out of my system.

That's all for now,

Tyr

[jjgirlsasurfer]

Surfing accident

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Summary :

Your are hanging at the chateau with the gang when you hear a storm rolling in and jj suggests to go surfing which ends with some one getting hurt and feeling being shown

A/n :

This is my first post so don’t come for me xo

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You guys where at the chateau with the gang it was cloudy out and you are looking at the waves crashing against the rocks.

“Damn, its getting bad out” you said looking out from the couch

“Yeah perfect weather to go surfing” jj said next to you

“You joking right” kie said looking at jj

“No, it perfect to swell is amazing and perfect to surf”he said

“Dude i love surfing as much as the next guy but i aint drying out there” pope said getting up from his spot next to kie

“Same im not doing that i have other things to focus on” john b said going into the kitchen to get a beer

“Ok , im not going alone” he said looking at you

“No, jj im not going to surf the swell with you” you say turning to face him

“Pleaseeeeee” he said moving closer to you

“Fine” you said rolling my eyes

Great,lets go before it get to bad” he said getting up

You took the twinkie, when you got to the beach it was too windy to leave our clothes on the beach so we had to change in the car. You took if your shirt off and put your hair up when you looked up and saw staring at you

“Can you not” you said opening the door

“What” he said closing the door

“j , we can't remember what jb said no pogue on pogue macking” you said grabbing the door

“But realistically your not technically a pogue” he said letting you open the door

You didn't listen to him you got your surfboard and started walking to the water he was behind you probably looking at your ass but you couldn't argue with him you liked him but you didn't want to affect are friend group

You went toward the water , the water was freezing and it didn't help that it was thundering and jj was staring

“Jj i don't know if we can surf these waves” you said looking at him

“ Y/N calm down , you going to be fine” he said

You were scared if you were being honest but you couldn't tell him that. You began surfing the waves were to big and too rough you couldn't surf them and it was too hard to stay on the surf board

One of the waves where to rough and you fell of your surf board and got stuck under the waves

“Y/N!” You heard jj said as you went under water

When you woke up and you were on the beach with jj on top of you

“Jesus fuckin crist y/n” he said you could see the tears in his eyes start to form

You started coughing up the water you had swallowed

After you were somewhat back to normal you sat up

You could see jj was crying and he was trying to hide it

“Oh j ,its ok” you said but he stood up and was looking in the water

You stood up and walked up to him you grabbed him and hugged him you felt bad he doesn't deserve this

He was crying into my shoulder , you pulled away, you grabbed your board and he grabbed his and we went to the car, we put the board on the car. When we got in the car you looked at him and you could see he was upset.

“J,your right im not technically a pogue” you said looking at your hands

He gave me a look of confusion

You leaned in and kissed him

He kissed me back he smelt like smoke and salt water, you pulled away

“We should probably head back” you say smiling at him

“Yeah” he said

[asters-tempo]

dude what. DONT FUCKING

jesus crist buddy that makes it worse i think

dont

dont

no

if you do ill make sure to bind overnight in my sleep.

Hello!

HII!!!

[pseudobot]

I hate buying clothes with my family around "why are you in the mens section" whys the sky blue??? Get it together brenda

[eightdoctor]

personally i don’t think that experimenting on a child multiple times is a good or fun thing to put in a children’s tv show (my personal opinion)

[thatwildnya]

final part of the commission from @thicity-dicity ! thank for the commission love~

gn!pre relationship headcanons

Diasomnia edition

Malleus Draconia

he wants to kidnap you whenever you’re talking to Leona

gets angy if you have to cancel any plans with him and suddenly there’s a hurricane outside

keeps bringing you shiny things

this includes used soda cans don’t ask just accept it

praise him and he’ll expect praise from then on

let’s you style his hair and will walk around proudly with it for as long as possible

if you’re a touchy feely person he can get a lil awkward but he tries just give him time

he’s just as bad as Kalim with spoiling you with gifts

dude would happily give you the key to the treasury if you asked

please be careful with what you say, he may take it the wrong way and the shenanigans that ensue can be just a huge headache

he confesses during one of your nightly walks

kisses your hand after you accept, promising to give you the world

he is only half joking tread carefully-

Lilia Vanrouge

another one you kinda just end up dating

he’s always trying to feed you his terminal cooking I pray for you health

don’t feel bad about refusing him, he is very aware that his cooking can send you to the hospital

if you really can’t then don’t worry, he will take care of any medical bills that you get and will make sure you only get the best treatment

more pranks and spooks lucky you

if you really don’t like it then he’ll stop, he respects your wishes of course peepaw wasn’t raised to be a pansy

old enough to have a drink? he’ll invite you over to his room to share some alcohol he’s snuck in

he can hold his liquor well don’t worry he’ll make sure you’re taken care of

hangs off of you no matter how tall you are, he’ll happily float in the air while he’s draped himself over you

study buddy! he loves helping you study, seeing you get happy after acing a test makes his old dusty heart soar

starts leaving his clothes in your room and you end up doing the same at some point

you realize you’re dating after he asks if you can make out

yes it’s random but he really wants to kiss you okay please let him even if it’s just a smooch on the nose

Silver

THE SLOWBURN OF THE FUCKING CENTURY JESUS FUCKING CRIST

YOU BOTH COULD LITERALLY SAY I LOVE YOU AND IT WON’T PROCESS IN HIS MIND UNTIL IT'S THREE MONTHS LATER

only Lilia picks up on his crush and of course ropes Malleus and Sebek into his schemes to get the two of you together

expect to get locked in the closet with him at least four times a week

he’s either more awake or even sleepier around you

his energy syncs up with yours it’s really weird

will listen to you ramble or rant for hours and still be able to stay awake

Sebek thinks he’s been abducted by aliens and won’t shut up until Lilia smacks him with Malleus’ dorm uniform staff

he slept with/on you once and now can’t sleep without you

all but moves into your room or vice versa

he ends up confess like a knight in shining armor

takes you to secluded place in the forest on horseback

gets down on one knee and everything

forgot the flowers but that’s okay it’s the thought that counts

Sebek

The moment he knows his feelings he spends a week denying them. Lilia has to literally smack some sense into him. Suddenly he becomes oddly quiet and helpful to you. Follows you around like a puppy. Gets so sad when you scold him. Glares at anyone who touches you so hard their self confidence melts. Confesses with a written letter. He’s so old school. Gives a huge goofy grin when you accept but tries to hide it by coughing into his hand.

[thesexydancingcrepe]

FINALLY!

Knowledge the fandom really want to know

me: wow i wonder what lore the ducktales book has to share!

disney press: scrooge mcduck shits every three weeks