#cringyalienships

[astralshipper]

ASTRA OMG ok i dont expect u to rmbr me but i ws going back thru my old selfship blogs n found u again. i ws kaiiiii-exe/kittyselfships/cringyalienships/recordplayershipping .. i rmbr ur ship w sam and i come back to see U LIKE ASTARION WYLL AND KARLACH WHATTTT I LOVE THOSE GUYS /p!!!!! im on my second playthru of bg3 ,, romancing gale again,,,,, gah plz tell me abt ur current f/o(s) i’d love to hear from u again!!!!!

OH MY GOD SCOUT!!!! OFC I REMEMBER YOU HIIIII OMG HI!!!!!! i was so excited seeing this message aaaaaaaa it's so nice to hear from you :,) i hope youve been doing alright lately!!

YES ive been super duper into bg3 lately, these little dorks have taken over my life <///3333 gale is such a great choice aaaaa i actually literally JUST went in and edited my carrd to add him to my platonics!!! hes so silly goofy i want to be his best friend, i'd listen to him explain magic all day idc what anyone says he is INFODUMPING and i will LISTEN!!

i just. listen........... astarion wyll and karlach r just. askdjfhjg..... yknow??? then im also pretty focused on klaus rn because i love a guy thats the worst person on the planet but hes actually soooo soft. to me. focused a lot on bigby today in particular which is just me staring at him doing absolutely nothing as if he just solved world hunger. just. lots of love rn

it's so good to hear from u im :,DDDD

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WOAHHH I LOVE UR NEW BANNER WHAT DID U USE TO MAKE IT :000 — @cringyalienships

AHHH THANK YOU SCOUT!!! And the way I made it was a bit complicated (and I probably could have found an easier way to do it) but here’s a little tutorial!!

> First, I made the blank header in Illustrator (although any art program could have been used) so I could get the colors just right. I also made a separate piece for the outlines! You’ll see why later ;3

> Now here’s where it got a bit complicated! I used a video editing program, my preference being Sony Vegas, and got 2-second clips of all of my main f/os before cutting them all to fit into the frame of each column, and I put the original blank header image on the second topmost layer and set it at 30% opacity! I also set the outline-only image on the top layer and kept it at full opacity so that the outline stayed bold.

>After I was fully satisfied with the clips I’d collected, I exported the 2-second video clip as a series of images instead, and then I put it into a gifmaker (my preferred one being FireAlpaca’s) and sized it to fit Tumblr’s dumb gif limit, and voila!! I’ve got myself a cool new personalized GIF header!! 

[starside-selfships]

oh my god a meowscles and mancake shipper NO WAY I LOVE YOU 🥺 /p !!!! i ship with midas and kondor (among lots of other fn characters) !!!! YOURE SO EPIC and all ur f/os love u so dang much they told me themselves!!! — @cringyalienships

@cringyalienships OH MY GOSH YOU'RE SO SWEET I LOVE YOU TOO!!! AND AAAAAAA I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH, THEYRE SO GOSH DARN CUTE AND HANDSOME!! You're even more EPIC I hope you know that!! And funny that you mention Midas and Kondor, I ran into them the other day near the Zero Point, told me word for word that they both, along with your other fn f/os, looooove you sooooo much!!

[rosieshipper]

Felt like doing this kind of thing again

Reblog with a pic of your f/o and I will rate their vibe and the energy they give off

Tags: @astralshipper @frankiesselfship @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @cringyalienships @nougatships

[hugispuso-archive]

"we're on a date."

"no, we are not."

[ ok to rb, self insert uses they/them pronouns! ]

tag list: @lovinggreeniehours , @cringyalienships , @zatships , @sylvieselfships , @snakeshipping , @embers-comfort-corner , @usamey

[scoutzbloghub]

hey!!! i don’t post stuff to this blog!!! here’s my active blog!!!

@extraterraangel

also i dont rly post selfship stuff anymore buttt you may have known me as recordplayershipping, gambits-catboyhusband, kittyselfships, catangelalien-selfships, or cringyalienships! i was the avid lúcio/kars/gambit/chiaki enjoyer :)

@rockstar-angel heres my most recently used selfship acc that i abandoned if itll help jog ur memory lol

[theselfshipshavesailed]

kätzchen and myrtille headcanons

Ngl, Wikia failed me in terms of giving me a detailed personality so I had to wing it but I love a challenge. I’ll quit rambling but enjoy the headcanons :3. @cringyalienships

💙 Best way to get him flustered? Play with his hair. That or give him headpats. If you do either, he’ll melt and essentially be putty in your hands. If you stopped, he’d even let out a quiet little whine and subtly try to get you to play with his hair or give him headpats again

💙 If you’re doing something (like studying/working) & you can’t stop to cuddle, Kurt will wrap his tail around you (mainly your arm but he wraps it around your waist sometimes too) so he can get a bit of affection & feel close to you without interrupting you.

💙 His friends would have to be the ones who tell you that he has a massive crush on you since despite his friendly manner, he’d be too nervous to tell you himself. They’d be the best wingmen/wingwomen and even make sure nothing can go wrong during your dates with Kurt whenever they can

💙 Speaking of dates, they’d be a bit out of the blue like “get dressed, im taking you out” kind of out of the blue. You’d never be late for a reservation ever, even if he calls to reserve a table 5 minutes before you two leave since he would just teleport to the date location (though he just teleports so he can impress you a little)

💙 When he gets a chance, sometimes Kurt will watch those cute relationship goals compliations on youtube and try to recreate them with you. If you ask him about it, he’ll get all blushy and deny it at first-but he’ll eventually admit that he just wants to do cute stuff with you. 

[cherulove]

what are your fav pictures of fukase and beidou? talk abt why u like them :0 !!! — @cringyalienships

THANK U I WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS

THIS !!! BLUSHY FUKASE J LOVE IT SO MUCHBWJSHSHH ❤️💖💘💛💝❤️💘💚🖤🤎🤎💕💛💕💜💛💛💜💜💛💜

THIS ONE LOOKS SO WARM MAM LET ME KISS U PLEASE

@cringyalienships

[embers-comfort-corner]

♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎|♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎|♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎

HEYHEYHEY !!! IT’S SCOUT’S BIRTHDAY !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAY BOY !!! I KNOW THIS IS KINDA CRINGE SINCE IT’S MY FIRST STIMBOARD BUT !!! HOPEFULLY YOU LIKE IT !!! ILYSM NO ROMO !!!

@cringyalienships

[sheepyships-archive]

a b c and d for you and naib!! >:3c @cringyalienships

oh my fucking lord YESI LOVE MY MERC BOIIIIII HE’S DA LOML ISTG but yes i will do some naib for you <3 i will be answering these with my idv self-insert/oc, reimy hehe (prior knowledge behind her, she’s a gambler who got invited to the manor game after some shit went wrong in her life that i won’t go into detail about here bc it’s l o n g) @cringyalienships

A - Activity: what’s something they enjoy doing together? 

listen,,, they both have the rescue role and have to save their teammates from the hunters and off of the rocket chairs(that blast the survivors back to the manor, meaning that survivor “loses” the round), so they have to deal with being chased and getting injured a lot. the difference is that naib doesn’t exactly have a weapon of sorts to protect himself with, he can only run, so he takes the most damage/hits because the hunter is almost always on your ass while being chased. reimy on the other hand can throw her gambling cards or casino ships at the hunters and temporarily stun/confuse them to help herself escape or to save the survivors, but sometimes she misses and takes a hit as well. but anyways...  whenever they get back to the mansion they will probably sit down to cool off, or patch each other up and let emily(the doctor/nurse) focus on patching up the other teammates, which they don’t mind because that means they can spend time with each other, usually they’re silent with patching each other up, but not out of embarrassment or anything else, it’s just comfy silence. then reimy will usually rest her head on naib’s shoulder afterwards and they’ll hold hands or reimy will fiddle with his fingers, either or, they’re both exhausted after the match and wanna rest, and their shoulders are perfect for resting on.

B - Bashful: what’s something one finds embarrassing about themselves but the other finds adorable? 

naib will always become super flustered from basic relationship things that are normal, like pet names, gifts, basic affection, etc. he hates it because he’s supposed to be this strong mercenary, and keep the tough, stoic image, but how can he when he blushes from something so simple as holding hands? reimy loves it though, she finds it adorable as hell, she won’t tease him about it but will just sit there and smile lovingly as he tries to sputter out an excuse for how flustered he is, hiding his face with his arms or hands. reimy assures him that she feels the same way about him and expressed how happy she is to be with him, and this’ll be with her words and her actions, gently taking his hands into her’s and giving him the smooch.

with reimy, she’s embarrassed about her feelings of being in love with naib, this could be because she never really had a serious or long-lasting relationship before coming to the manor and meeting naib, she never even formed a strong crush on anyone, really. of course she’s educated on romance and the whole shebang, but she’s not used to actually feeling that way and being in a romantic relationship. since she’s not used to being super head-over-heels for anyone else and never believe that she would, she’d spill a lot of her feelings to naib(and that’s actually how she accidentally confesses to him but shhh we won’t go into detail about that yet), and naib finds it so adorable and comforting, he loves it so much and will let her gush if she feels like it. they’re both so thankful to have each other honestly,,

C - Calm: how do they calm the other down?

usually when naib gets angry, he will get loud and aggressive, or if he remembers events from his past he'll shut down for a second, or start to cry, but the latter is usually in private. when naib gets angry, whether it’s at someone or something, reimy will restrain him gently, or grasp his hands and pull them up to her lips to kiss his knuckles/fingers while whispering for him to cool down a bit, which does help him and he’ll return to whatever he was doing before, but he’s less angry/aggressive now. whenever naib remembers something from his past, reimy will gently wrap her arms around him, and she’ll either rub his sides or his arms, sitting there with him in silence. slowly he begins to relax, melting into her touch and sighing, burying his face into the crook of her neck and reimy will roam her hands further under his hood and rub the back of his head or through his hair, this helps him relax even more and he’ll wrap both arms around her slowly, pulling her closer and holding her. reimy will sit there with him as long as she needs to, holding him and mumbling loving words to him.

reimy never really gets angry, but she used to be easily angered more in the past when she was gambling more frequently and dealt with disrespectful gamblers. but at the manor, she never really has to deal with this because everyone got along somewhat well, and respected each other. but if she did get angry it wouldn’t be at the other survivors, naib would grab her wrist and say, “whoa whoa, rei, let’s go take a breather, okay?” she will follow him if he decides to return to his or her room to cuddle or talk before heading back out. whenever she’s thinking about her own past/trauma, or something reminds her of her gambler life(which usually happens during matches), she’ll tense up and work more slowly, she’ll fidget with her hair, casino chips, etc. or if it gets worse, her hands will shake and she wouldn’t be able to focus on deciphering. naib will notice immediately and will quickly find someplace for them to hide for a few minutes so naib can sit her down and calm her down, allowing her to cry, or do whatever she needs to. he’s not experienced in comforting people, but he’s trying his best.

D - Danger: how do they calm the other down?

naib will always be on edge, it’s just something he developed as he got older, and now that he is actually in a relationship with someone it’s that but like that feeling times ten, especially since it’s his first relationship. if he can’t find reimy in her room, or any of their usual spots they vibe at(even though she’s probably in the kitchen, he just overcomplicates things), he’ll be a little spooked at that and start searching more frantically, but he won’t tear the whole place apart in a panic because he knows she’s probably fine and just doing her own thing. when she goes to look for him after making herself some food or something, it’s probably the easiest task for reimy to find naib because she’ll bump into him while he’s searching for her, completely unaware that he was looking for her, so she calms him down and assures him that she’s not going anywhere soon, while also smooching all over his face. 

but during matches is when it becomes much more serious, naib and reimy will have to separate to take care of ciphers quicker, but when the alarm for when someone is attacked by the hunter they both panic when they realize it was either of them. of course they become freaked out when it’s any of their teammates being attacked, but it’s a whole new level when it’s one of them, naib will definitely abandon whatever he’s doing to go help, whether it’s by distracting the hunter from reimy or taking the hits instead, he’ll try to do anything in his power to protect her, even of she scolds him for it later and tells him to stop getting hurt for her. but she’ll be a lot more chaotic and will jump in head first without even assessing the situation, she’ll throw all her cards and chips at the hunter frantically to distract them or stun them to give her and naib enough time to bolt outta there with naib, then reimy is the one receiving the scolding, but they both believe it’s worth it.

[astralshipper]

hi astra!!! its been a hot second!!! i wanted 2 pop in n see how ur doing,, i hope u had/r having nice holidays!!! i recently,,, made new ocs to ship myself with hehe,, anyways!!! ur f/os love u soso much and i love u /p !!!!!! have a nice day/night !!!!! — @cringyalienships

@cringyalienships

HIHIHI scout!!!! it’s been a minute!!! ive missed u!!!! i hope ur okay, and if not, i hope things get better!!! :00000 oc f/os are the BEST EVER and i support u SO SO MUCH ur doing amazing and they love u so much!!! ilysm /p!!!!!!! 

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also!! aRTHUR!!!! u gotta just go for it man!!! shoot ur shot!!! its not like yall can’t stay friends if she declines (which i’m 2000% sure she wont decline but ya know)!!! GO FOR ITTTT — @cringyalienships

🔧... Ya know what? Maybe you're right, dude! I've known Ruby a long time, so tellin' her the truth about how I feel isn't gonna be the end of the world! I can only hope that she feels the same about me, but even if she doesn't, that doesn't mean she'll hate me or anything! If I never get this over with, it's just gonna get worse and worse, so I'm stopping it here. I'm just gonna go tell her. 🔧

🔧Thanks, dude. And thanks to everybody else who gave me advice, too. Even if it's totally terrifying to even think about... I'm finally gonna tell Ruby that I love her.🔧

( @cringyalienships )

[xelles-archive]

🌌 + daichi samuwara and rintaro suna !! :0 — @cringyalienships

i haven't fully watched haik.yuu so i had to search them up to make sure but aha i was right-

older brother!!

my non-selfshipper friend is actually in love w/ this guy (and bc i love and respect her) so

friend!!

[rosieshipper]

Just wanted to make this post to say

*deep inhale*

I LOVE MY TRANS, NON-BINARY, NON GENDER CONFORMING FOLLOWERS, FRIENDS, AND MUTUALS!!!!

YALL ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME AND JUST GORGEOUS AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Tags: @frankiesselfship @cringyalienships @aricka-and-her-fictional-others @nougatships @astralshipper

[hugispuso-archive]

*busts down your door* MARRIAGE????? 👀👀👀👀 dude if you proposed to jesse he would die on the spot !!!! /lh but no seriously he would be so so happy, no matter how u ask, whether its a spur-of-the-moment thing or planned out, he would be so so happy!!!!! he would be quiet for a few moments after u ask, and maybe u start to worry a bit.. till he scoops u up and twirls u around while laughing.. n then he kisses u on the face n says “‘course i will, darlin’” 🥺🥺🥺 bRO YALL ARE MAKIN ME SOFT STOPPIT!!!! /lh — @cringyalienships

H-HUH??? W-WAIT OMG WHERE DID YOU GET OMG DID I MENTION THAT SOMEWHERE IN MY POSTS HOLD ON YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH AAAA I'M-

i...... i can't form sentences rn so just

mood !! that's what i'm feeling rn bc YOU made me soft with that scenario like i'm- bfhjfbbngng 😭😭💗 !!

[selfship-trash]

omigosh hi!!!! i follow the knockout hashtag n ur selfship daydream popped up on my dash aND I WANNA BE FRIENDS HI U SHIP W BD???? I SHIP W KO AAAAH 🥺💕💕💕 bd loves u so so much!!!!! ( @cringyalienships )

-gASP- YES OF COURSE

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