#cringefail losergirl behavior...

[antisolararc]

Ivrel and Vita's relationship dynamic is so fucking funny. I mean it is (was?) realistically toxic as fuck, but I don't care it still fucking rocks. Like Ivrel is so obviously trying to freeload but Vita thinks Ivrel is like her fucking henchman ??? Bc Ivrel has nothing else to do whenever Vita is like "if we get photographic evidence of the senator's affair, we can get him to pay us off! I'll need a bodyguard though..." she's just like "ya sure whatever." And then after the two of them make a modest amount of money doing this they immediately like get caught up in the allure of power and become insufferable Professional Goons For Hire. They do a lot of substances together. They start banging. They accidentally get married at a casino one time while under the influence. They rent a condo together and it literally looks like one of those incomprehensible stroke images inside. They break up and their goon business collapses and they both have to do awful dayjobs. They are sooo pissed at each other... but then they start hanging out like normal again like 3 months later, because neither of them have anywhere else to go. They are "rivals" now or some shit and they keep doing looney tunes style violence to each other while they're fighting over the blunt.