#cringe cuture is dead anyways

[abigailthedreamer]

Self Ship Shorts: Snake Demons Want Love Too! (Source: KFP)

As always, it's under the cut! This the s/i in question.

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*Abi, Po along with the Furious 5 are all hanging out outside the Jade Palace, The snake demon looks out of it.* Po: Hey! Abi! You alright? You haven't touched your food! Abi: Mmh!? Oh, yeah im fine, You can have them if you like. *Abi pushes the bowl of noodles to Po, who takes them gratefully* Abi: I just...Dunno what's gone on with me. *Abi begins, not realising the 5 were listening in* I can't eat, can't sleep, Maybe i'm coming down with somethi- Tigress, clearing her throat: Ah, Me and others here might know what it is *She gives a rather uncommon smirk*....The 'L' Word. Po: Oohh!...Leprosy? Monkey: No!!! It starts with 'L' Ends with 'E' Po:...Aha! Lice! Viper, giggling: No Silly!!! Abi: Whatever it is, you lot better not be messing with me. Mantis, stepping forward on the table in mock vibrato: Fear not! It's nothing fatal, just a minor, but unexpected diagnosis. Abi and Po in unison: Offf?? Mantis, unable to hold his laughter: Snk! Okay, Po, Abigail here, our fearsome snake demon, is in Love! *Abi's face drops, turning red, if that's even possible while Po leaps up* Po: Awwwwweee Yeaaaa! Loooove! Wait, Love!? Abi, panicking: Ahaha! Don't listen to them my friend! They're merely teasing me for a crush I had on Tai Lung way back whe- Po: YOU HAD A CRUSH ON TAI LUNG!??? Crane: *Cough* Yeah sure, 'Had'. Viper: That's not what Master Shifu told us. Abi, Glaring: What, per chance, did he say? Tigress: Plenty of stories about you and Tai Lung growing up together. And how you'd purposely 'slack off' training so Tai would be seen as the better one. Abi: I never slacked off! I'm just a....ah-A visual learner! Yeah! *The 5 and Po all stand in silence, already not buying what she said. Until, someone pipes up from inside the palace* Shifu: And what, would you say you've learned from from drooling over Tai's pecs and muscles, hm? *The 5 and Po all die laughing while Abi dies of complete Embarassment* Abi: SH-SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!