#crimepope

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Frank, what is your exact time, date and location of birth?

I don't want to tell you my exact time, date, and location of birth because I don't know the password, but I can tell you the approximate time, date, and location.

Approximately I was born in Washington D.C. on September 30, 1987 in an unusual manner.

[courtmartialme]

Hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and hands you a riza and-

oh thank you..! tucks her in my shirt pocket

[crimepope]

Boopless

[maxwellpuckett]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers💖

Omg thank you for the ask, it's been a while since I've done one of these.... Let's see

The relationship I have with my roommates is probably the thing that makes me happiest in life rn, I just love how much we hang out and do every single mundane errand together. I really am fortunate to have found them

Going to pub quizzes every Thursday with my friends is a bright spot in my week, we're pretty bad at it but I always have fun

Doing the NYT crosswords every morning with a cup of coffee

Going to a concert and feeling the rhythm of the bass in my pulse

Having a cat in my lap as I'm reading <3

[courtjestersanonymous]

O SHIT!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH A CASE OF

BIRTHDAY!!!!

🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎂🌈🎣🎈🎉🎊🪅

Happy birthday laurel!!!! Have a good one!

WOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHAT ITS AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE LETS FUCKING PARTY thank you sm :')

[nat-20s]

Which of the granada sherlock's watsons do you think has the best chemistry/repartée with sherlock or are they both equally good to you ? :3

Honestly I do genuinely like them both very much! It was a bit of an adjustment going from David Burke to Edward Hardwicke as i binge watched the series in order but I think they're both fantastic Watsons!! The only real difference to me is I think David Burke had an ever so slight edge in terms of holmes/watson homoromantic tension but it wasn't drastic by any means!

[sbnkalny]

spacetoseaoddities: No scientific knowledge and a strong biggoted religious or regularly practicing, So while there are archives and started researching goggles of Revealing

spacetoseaoddities: However, the figure removes its mask, revealing itself to make a nest in my

crimepope: it rides its horse in and the POPULATION dwindled, and not even tell my ex Kalny?

spacetoseaoddities: it rides its horse in and the population dwindled, and not even tell my ex I have THESE awful Panic attacks

crimepope: Kalny, I hope you don't mind us stepping in and the population dwindled, and not for survival

crimepope: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in and the population dwindled, and not even fucking something that sounds like it ruined my barbecue

spacetoseaoddities: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in real close to YER ear* boil my soup, babe

spacetoseaoddities: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in and just at that time, the archives of Alinor were Still sleeping.

spacetoseaoddities: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in REAL close to yer ear* boil my soup, babe

spacetoseaoddities: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in very close, whispering* don't message me again

crimepope: *buys You a tin of peas* *leans in very close, whispering* don't message me again or is team mystic just reseverd for memebers of the lgbt Community

crimepope: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in very close, whispering* don't message me again

crimepope: *buys you a tin of peas* *leans in And whispers* just a special something for you, because, y'know, You've been frighteningly coherent recently

[lollybliz]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers💖

aww, yeah okay! this is going to be horribly sappy isn't it, oh no fhsdljfhsdjlhsl

Music! Obviously different kinds of music do different things to my emotions, and I'm a ~feels things Bigly~ kind of person, but there's a good handful of songs and albums that make me happy. Like the soundtrack to Celeste, or any number of Touhou Project tracks. Not Bad Apple though, that one's overhyped- for good reason, but overhyped all the same.

Cooking, especially when its something I want to do rather than have to do, if that makes any sense. Like i enjoy baking. I make a damn good shortbread :3

~Vibdeo gambes.~ no wait don't leave- in all seriousness, frequently by the time i get home from work i'm in quite a bit of pain, and its peaceful and pleasant to be able to curl up under a massive blanket hoodie and play something pretty, with pretty music, where i can literally just pick flowers if that's all i have spoons to do.

Getting a notif from: one of the art blogs I follow Or one of the authors I'm subscribed to that they've posted something for a franchise/character/series I'm fond of. Yes i know that's kind of broad and vague. shush. fhdlsjfhsdjlhfsdl no but seriously, I have notifs turned on for quite a few blogs, simply because seeing whatever the latest thing they've drawn noticeably boosts my serotonin, and much the same for the authors who's work I enjoy.

i warned y'all this would get sappy.

When I get to talk to my friends, when i get a notif that they're online and have left messages for me, when they laugh at something stupid i sent them, when one of them sends me a link to something stupid cus it made them think of me ;A; i'm kind of new to having friends, and its kind of wild, tbh, how much i love them and how much having them has made my life better and warmer <3

[gmos]

Congrats on getting enough money for the air hawk!!!! Im vwry happy for you :D do you get to choose which colour it comes in?

yes!!! but even after months of looking at it and thinking about it i still cant decide between the jet black and the silver.

the silver looks cool on its own compared to the more generic black, but black goes with everything + if i get it im gonna buy holographic tape to do a circuitboard pattern on it. so i may put it to a poll lol

[fagenthusiast]

hey all, check this out!

an actual vault that was used in an actual bank is now mine.

neat!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Cathy told me shes going to fucking GET you

*crowd chant of CYBERPOPE*

[empurrortiberius]

tagged by @loquaciousky

tagging @ivoryandwines @crimepope @senselessalchemist, anyone else who feels inclined.

choose one, both, or neither of each trope pair

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers and best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining and domestic bliss // canon-compliant and fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot and multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage and accidental marriage // high school romance or middle-aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors and roommates // sci-fi au and magic au // body swap and gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

[crimepope]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers💖

aaaaahhh, tank you tank you i havent done an ask game in yonks

apologies for the overt sincerity, you've caught me at a tender moment haha

Choosing an LP from my shelf, sliding it from its sleeve and blowing the dust off it. Opening my record player, setting the needle playing and twiddling with the pitch dial to get it just right. My record player has terrible sound quality but theres something about the experience of it all that makes me feel very calm.

Talking my friends through things I think when I'm reading a paper, just the silly bits or things I thought were inadvertently funny and barraging them with screenshots. I don't really know if anyone else enjoys it haha but I don't think I'd have nearly as much fun doing research otherwise.

When I need a hankie out and about and I have one of my silk handkerchiefs on me! Theres a bit in Cranford where the narrator talks about little ideosyncracies or silly little economies people are unproportionally attached to, like re-using scraps of paper from letters they get. I get like that with napkins and wipes, since I really hate the feeling of my fingers being greasy or sticky if I'm not prepared for it! So I'm always proud as punch whenever I have a napkin when it's needed, or a lemony fresh wipe (I steal em from my local burrito place) on hand in my coat pocket.

A new knitting project that's a little challenging to me! I try not to work or play games after about 10pm where I can possibly avoid it to keep my sleep regular, so I like something to knit over a midsomer murder or a poirot, and to keep for when I'm on the bus. Getting to a point where I can do something proficiently that I used to find really challenging is a great feeling- and I've still got a lot to learn!

Watching bizarro films with my little sister! Recently she has been coming to visit me at my uni, and we spend our evenings together watching films that she chooses. She's a bit of a film buff and has very eclectic tastes so they're often a little out of my comfort zone but I always have a great time!!!! Recent hilights of her film picks would be 'Noroi: The Curse' (scared the absolute pants off me), Serial Mom (its a John Waters film and just. so much fun) and Psycho Beach Party (with Charles Busch in one of his classic drag roles- if you're looking for a romp that's also very queer give it a try). At the moment we're watching Top Boy but every few episodes I have to watch something more chilled because its very intense...

Well there's five things for you! Thank you for sending this round @cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness! It's important to think of the good stuff in life ;)

[milfjagger]

@crimepope and are the twinks on this quiz in the room with us right now

take my quiz boy

[davy-zeppeli]

Y'all are getting this because I'm vain and want to know.

I posted 2,189 times in 2022

30 posts created (1%)

2,159 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mygirlnesmith

@sp8sexual

@crimepope

@official-blue-team

I tagged 349 of my posts in 2022

#ramblings - 29 posts

#me - 24 posts

#the monkees - 4 posts

#damn - 3 posts

#only close friends i will share with again if not soggy - 2 posts

#cumbrian legends - 2 posts

#💚💚💚 - 2 posts

#looking respectfully - 2 posts

#the cure - 2 posts

#banger - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#my managers keep asking me if i've had my 15 min break yet and i just stare bc i didn't get to have them in my last job so i just. adapted

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

someone fucking stole my Monkees Season 1 boxset. they stole my parcel. god damn

4 notes - Posted December 13, 2022

#4

you know who you are. I'm emotionally invested in the monkees now. you did this

5 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

#3

currently sat waiting for The Cure to come on stage. only took 7 years

6 notes - Posted December 6, 2022

#2

uh oh peter alert. here comes the best boy

49 notes - Posted December 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I did it, I drew Mike. in his best form. behold

a princess

63 notes - Posted December 8, 2022

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[sbnkalny]

admiral-craymen: To start with class warfare Act, was co-sponsored by rep

blargensnorf: I enter the locked room in Zoah’s church, where the artifact known as the class warfare Act, was co-sponsored by rep

blargensnorf: I lived in Zoah’s church, where the artifact known as the "witches of Molag bal — is found here by the dragonborn

blargensnorf: For THOSE who know the Subsequent deeds of the hunter who lived in Zoah’s church, where the artifact known as the guardian Fire

crimepope: I enter the locked room in Zoah’s Church, where the artifact known as the situation if we can get out to sea.

admiral-craymen: Understand that individual lives would always matter to those who lived in Zoah’s Church, where the water and the disaster artist were both created by humans, and exist only to fulfill that promise

crimepope: Radgam was an ELDERLY hunter who lived in Zoah’s church, where the artifact known as the short-lived 1988 syndicated game show i've come to you

afloorable: Radgam was an elderly hunter who lived them, despite the clown make-up and red tips that resemble ears, and one on tv

blargensnorf: Radgam was an Elderly veterinarian Who, with the help from his right shoulder