#cries and opens genshin again like a loser

[peevishpants]

🍵🍃Hyrulian Beverage Recommendations from various locals and travellers🍵🍃

Some headcanons and notes...

Zelda and Impa go to cafes together and have a great tiem. They are both clean drinkers and rarely ever spill anything.

Groose and Pipit go to cafes together and invariably, Groose somehow gets a milk mustache and spills his drink on his homework every time.

Meiren is a real kind of oolong where bugs are part of the leaf processing method!

Mipha is a sipper, Biggoron is a chugger

Everyone after Link in this list is stretching the boundaries of What Is Officially A Beverage but. When in Hyrule, do as the hyrulians do?

This joke doesn't work in tumblr format as well, but on twitter, I put Tingle on tweet 6 out of 9 because haha nice. ALSO KOMBUCHA LIPS ON MY DICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK ... GOTTEM

Tag urselves I'm beedle bc i also think, if you put [any edible liquid food] in a mug, you can call it a beverage.

Fi is a mighty machine and the realest of them all

Anyway it was fun thinking of which drinks the characters would like and recommend. Been a while since I thought about Zelda stuff but every time I do, it's always a good time. Thanks again for inviting me to the zine @ homemadehyrule on twt/ig!

[astutior]

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You can call me Mouse. She/her. 33. Pisces. INFP. Big dumb loser who cries a lot. I live in New England with my fiance and a bunch of pets: dog, cat, blue tongue skink, tree frogs, bearded dragon, two fish, and a snail. As you may have already guessed, I love all kinds of animals (and I will talk your ear off about them if given the chance). Aside from AoT, some other fandoms I enjoy are HunterxHunter and Genshin Impact, but I only write for AoT. If you'd like to add me on discord to plot or chat, feel free to ask for my username. c:

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