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[srbachchan]

DAY 5671

Jalsa, Mumbai Aug 27, 2023 Sun 1:11 PM

Birthday - EF - Sandeep Singh Sandhu , Monday, 28 August .. greetings and love from the Ef family .. ❤️🙏

The Hindi retort to the BBC comment on twitter was put up yesterday .. and AG Anthony did a translate as asked .. which was and is good .. but I felt one or two points needed a slight change .. so here they are ..

वो देश, जिसके संग्रहालयों का खज़ाना, केवल दुनिया से लूटे गए मूल्यवान वस्तुओं से भरा है,

that country, whose Museums are decorated and filled with the 'loot' ( a Hindi word, copied and now accepted in the English British BBC dictionary) of valued stolen artifacts and materials of the World ..

वो देश, जो मसाले की खोज में भारत आया, उसे लूटा, लोगों को मानव निर्मित अकाल में झोंका और आज भी जिसके खानों से मसाले गायब हैं,

that country, that ostensibly came to India in search of spices, and then 'looted' colonised and began ruling over us .. that created a man made famine - the dreaded Bengal famine , where they starved the locals, so England could get the food, shipped out to them .. and building a thick bush wall around the territory and borders of Bengal, so none of the famished could seek food and survival by crossing over to the rest of the Country .. that country where spices are NOT an ingredient of their food .. ( or as AG Anthony put it , do not have mines that procure spices .. though the food thought is better, because we are talking of famine and food ) ..

वो देश, जिसे अपने ही इजाद किए खेल का विश्व कप जीतने में बरसों लग गए वो देश, जिसका सूरज कभी अस्त नहीं होता था, पर आज भी अपने अंतरिक्ष संस्थान का नाम दुनिया तक नहीं पहुंचा पाया है,

that country that were the inventors of the game ( ref to Cricket ), took years themselves, to win the World Cup (in Cricket) ..

that country that prided itself by stating 'the sun never sets on its territory' .. or whose 'sun never sets' , even till today, has not been able to put their name in the World of SPACE ..

आज हमें ज्ञान दे रहा है?

that country , today imparts 'gyaan' to us .. trying to teach us knowledge and learning ..

हम भारतीयों ने दुनिया को अद्भुत संरचनाएं दीं, कला दी और भारतीय दर्शन से संस्कृतियों को प्रभावित किया और आज भी कर रहे हैं

we Indians , have given the World incredible and most unique architectural structures , art forms , and impressed the entire World with the most treasured cultures .. and still continue to do so each day ..

हम भारतीयों ने अपने मसालों और अपनी पाक शास्त्र का परचम दुनिया के कोने कोने में लहराया है

we Indians have 'flown the flag' .. an emblem of our exalted presence .. of our 'spices' and the purity of our scriptures and its divinity, to all the corners of the World ..

हमने दूसरों के इजाद किए खेल न केवल सीखे, पर उनमें महारत भी प्राप्त की और धुरंधरों को धूल चटाई है

we have not only learnt those games invented by others and created victory and success in them .. making the opposition and champions of the game 'bite the dust' in competition ..

हमने न केवल चांद और तारों पर कविताएं लिखी, न केवल उनको देखकर सपने बुने, परंतु चांद पर भारतीय तिरंगा लहराया और अंतरिक्ष पर निरंतर और सतत जीत की ओर अग्रसर हैं।

we have not just written poems on the stars and the moon, not just built dreams about them, BUT have placed our TRICOLOuR, our Country's Flag on them , flowing with glory .. and continue aggressively, to gain victory and WIN over SPACE ..

जो कभी हम पर राज किया करते थे, उन अंग्रेज़ों की ईर्ष्या को यह चेतावनी है - यह आग तुम्हें बस जलाएगी पर इसी आग से हम अंतरिक्ष के उस छोर पर पहुंचेंगे जहां से भारत का सूरज कभी अस्त नहीं होगा।

so they that once ruled over us , those jealous British or 'angrez' as locally called, they the envious .. a warning .. this fire will just burn you , but WE shall with this fire, reach that destination and goal , from where the SUN SHALL NEVER SET ON ITS TERRITORY .. INDIA ..

JAI HIND

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in love in gratitude and in the presence in a few hours at the GOJ to be with the wellwishers ..

Amitabh Bachchan

[jaspergalileo97]

These are my headcanons on the inspirations behind some characters of LPS 2012:

Penny Ling

Her name is inspired by the Beatles’ classic song “Penny Lane.” 🎶

Pepper Clark

Likely a nod to the legendary Beatles album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band 🎸 The same band is a great coincidence!!

Vinnie Terrio

His name is inspired by Tony Manero, the iconic dancing star from Saturday Night Fever. Whoaaa!!!🕺

Minka Mark

The name Minka could come from actress Minka Kelly, known for her role as Lyla on Friday Night Lights. The last name “Mark” might refer to painting or “making a mark” 🎨

Zoe Trent

Her name might be drawn from:

Zoe Washburne, the strong and stylish character from Firefly.

Trent Lane, the laid-back musician from the animated series Daria. Coincidence in the musical subject?!

Russell Ferguson

Idk the inspiration behind Russell’s name yet, but it feels like the most formal of the pets’ names, aligning with his meticulous and organized nature. 🦔

Sunil Nevla

“Sunil” is a common Indian name, and “Nevla” means mongoose in Hindi. Many people in India share the name Sunil, such as actor Sunil Dutt, cricketer Sunil Gavaskar, author Sunil Gangopadhyay, artist Sunil Das and so on!!!

Sunil Dutt in the image.

Other Characters I noticed in the show

Shahrukh

Named after Bollywood superstar Shahrukh Khan, often called the “King of Bollywood.” 🎥

Esteban Banderas

A reference to Antonio Banderas.

Dodger and Twist

Their names are directly taken from Charles Dickens’ novels Oliver Twist and The Artful Dodger. 📚

Mrs. Twombly

Her name might reference Cy Twombly, a celebrated abstract artist. This could reflect Mrs. Twombly’s own creative and eccentric nature, don't you think?

[hauxicrook]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Introduction Post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, I'm here making an Intro post so yeah........

Hello, y'all, my name is Swapnil you can call me swap (or whatever u want to call I don't mind)

I can speak Marathi, Hindi, English

I'm atheist........... And I'm INFP-t

Here are some of the things I like

Music especially DHH(Im A melomaniac), Cricket, Movies especially sci-fi genre, watching random Yt videos xD and many more......

And I have to mention I Absolutely love dogs to a level I can't even explain............ Retrievers are my fav..................

Some of my socials are ......

Instagram and Spotify

I like making friends on here so plz feel free to interact and My Dms are always open if you wanna talk about anything.......... And yes I love getting asks!

Ig abhi ke liye itna hi, this is my first ever intro post its quite rookie, I'll add and edit jaise jaise kuch dimaag mein aate jayega so suggestions are welcomed :)

[justyourusualash]

Meet My CoP MC

Book: Crimes of Passion/ Crimes of Passion II Full Name: Aisha Elizabeth Rose Nick Names: Aish FC: Disha Patani DOB/Age: 13 June 1994/ 29 Eyes: Dark Brown Hair: Dark Brown, Wavy with Light Brown Highlights Height: 5’7” Hometown: Brooklyn, New York Education: Pace University, NYC, New York                      BS- Criminal Justice

Career: PI at Ginovesi Private Detective Agency                Homicide Detective, NYPD(Former) Family: James “Jimmy” Rose (Father)                Aadhya Advani (Mother)                Thomas “Tommy” Rose (Uncle)                Elizabeth Rose (Grandmother) Personality: Sarcastic, Witty, Loyal and Hardworking Interests: Bollywood movies and music, Singing, Dancing, Cricket, Reading (Romance)

Some Facts:

Has PTSD due to the death of her father. Suffers from Panic attacks and nightmares.

Does not shy away from singing and dancing in public.

When her parents were going through problems for a while her mother took her to Gujarat, India where she learned her mother tongue, the regional language, and India’s official language. As a result, she is fluent in English, Hindi, Gujarati, and Sindhi.

Goes to India at least once every 2 years.

Is an M.S. Dhoni and Virat Kohli fan and will not tolerate slander against them.

Has a HUGE crush on John Abraham and has met him once.

Doesn’t trust easily

Layout by @jerzwriter Also, thanks for the help in creating her educational background!

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[cricketiid]

Can I change my favorite team on my online cricket ID?

Certainly! Most online cricket platforms understand that cricket fans' preferences may change over time, and they provide the flexibility to update your favorite team on your online cricket ID. Here's how you can change your favorite team:

Log In

Start by logging in to your online cricket ID using your username and password. If you've forgotten your password, many platforms offer a "Forgot Password" option to help you reset it.

Navigate to Account Settings

Once logged in, look for an option like "Account Settings" or "Profile Settings." This is typically found in the top right-hand corner of the platform's homepage or in a dropdown menu associated with your profile picture or username.

Edit Profile or Preferences

Within the Account Settings section, you'll likely find an option to "Edit Profile" or "Edit Preferences." Click on this option to access your profile information.

Update Favorite Team

In the Edit Profile or Preferences section, you should see a field related to your favorite team. This is where you can make changes. Simply click on the existing team name or dropdown menu, and you'll be able to select a new favorite team from the available options.

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Save Changes

After selecting your new favorite team, remember to save your changes. This is usually done by clicking a "Save" or "Update" button at the bottom of the page. Some platforms may require you to re-enter your password for security purposes before saving changes.

Confirmation

Once you've saved your updated preferences, you should receive a confirmation message indicating that your favorite team has been successfully changed. Your online cricket ID will now reflect your new team preference.

Note : That the process of changing your favorite team may vary slightly depending on the specific online cricket platform you're using. However, most platforms aim to make this process user-friendly to accommodate changes in your cricket fandom.

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Ileana D’Cruz

This Biography is about one of the best celebrity of the world  Ileana D’Cruz including his Height, weight,Age & Other Detail... Express info Real Name Ileana D'Cruz Nick Name Illu Profession Actress and Model Age (as in 2023) 36 Years old Physical Stats & More Info Height in centimeters- 165 cm in meters- 1.65 m in Feet Inches- 5' 5" Weight in Kilograms- 54 Kg in Pounds- 119 lbs Figure Measurements 32-24-35 Eye Color Dark Brown Hair Color Black Personal Life of Ileana D’Cruz Date of Birth 1 November 1987 Birth Place Mumbai, Maharashtra, India Nationality Indian Hometown Parra, Goa, India School St. Xavier's Higher Secondary School and College, Mapusa, Goa College University of Mumbai, Mumbai Education Qualifications Graduate Debut Film Debut: Devadasu (2006, Telugu) Barfi (2012, Hindi) Family Father- Ronaldo D'Cruz (Mechanical draftsman) Mother- Samira D'Cruz Sisters- Farrah D'Cruz (Elder), Eileen D'Cruz (Younger) Brother- Rhys D'Cruz Best Friends Kareena Kapoor Khan Religion Roman Catholic Home Address 299/1 Street AR Radi , Parra Location (Near St' Mary's Church City Goa State) Andhra Pradesh, India Hobbies Swimming, photography and reading Like &DisLike N/A Favourite Things Of Ileana D’Cruz Favourite Food Biryani, Chinese and Italian food Favourite Actress Hrithik Roshan and Saif Ali Khan Favourite Actor Kajol, Katrina Kaif, Deepika Padukone and Salma Hayek Favourite Colors White, green and black FavouriteFilm Bollywood Films: Barfi and Devdas Hollywood Film: Notting Hill Favourite Sports Tennis,Baseket Ball,Cricket Favourite Destination Maldives and Fraser Island in Australia Boys , Affairs and More Of Ileana D’Cruz Marital Status Unmarried Affairs Andrew Kneebone (Australian) Prabhas (Actor) Earning Money of Ileana D’Cruz Net Worth $14 Million Salary per Film 2-3 Crore/film (INR This Biography written by www.welidot.com Read the full article

[ivorylaid]

it’s a dog eat dog world, and SAMEER SIDDIQUI has to learn how to bare their teeth without letting the cameras flashes catch anything other than a smile. with a face like SHAH RUKH KHAN, the world wants nothing from HIM except all that HE has to offer. SAMEER has had FIFTEEN YEARS in town to learn the rules of living it up on top. but at just FIFTY, will they try to make peace with the golden scale that’ll try to tell them their heart is in the right place or fight for what they want? with A VINTAGE FILM CAMERA'S SHUTTER SOUND, A STACK OF SCRIPTS COPIOUSLY WRITTEN OVER AND UNDERLINED IN VIVACIOUS RED INK, AND THE LOUDEST VOICE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO BE REMEMBERED to make up their reputation, let’s hope the DIRECTOR won’t look for the saints in the city of angels to help them. there’s nothing holy about hollywood.

QUICK  FACTS.

NAME:  sameer  siddiqui  NICKNAME:  sameer,  sam  AGE:  fifty  PLACE OF BIRTH:  mumbai,  maharashtra,  india  NATIONALITY:  indian  DATE OF BIRTH:  20  december  1973  GENDER:  cisgender man  PRONOUNS:  he/him  ORIENTATION:  bisexual  RELIGION:  islam  (  sunni  )  PARENTS:  talmiz  siddiqui  (  business  magnate,  diplomat  )  &  zarina  siddiqui  née  rehman  (  opera  singer  )  LANGUAGES:  hindi,  urdu,  english  (  fluent  )  spanish,  french  (  conversational  )  telugu,  hindko  (  half-forgotten  )  EDUCATION:  st.  stanislaus,  delhi  university  ( statistics )  OCCUPATION:  actor,  director,  business magnate  HOBBIES:  investment,  film,  sports  (  cricket,  football,  rugby  )  CAREER CLAIM:  shah  rukh  khan,  robert  downey jr.  as  iron  man  (  acting  claims  )   +    robert  eggers  (  directing  claim  )

PARALLELS.

kendall  roy  ( succession )  rhaegar  targaryen  ( hotd  /  f&b )  tyler  durden  ( fight  club )  patrick  bateman  ( american  psycho )

SNAPSHOT

tw  for  maternal  mortality,  death,  grief,  drug  use/addiction,  mental  health  issues

tl;dr  local  area  failson  fails  upwards  because  all  that  money  has  formed  a  safety  net  so  high  up  that  failure  was  quite  literally  made  impossible  —  and  he  knows  this  not  for  a  lack  of  trying,  either,  so  fuck  it,  he  might  as  well  enjoy  the  show! aka  kendall  roy  but  if  logan  roy  was  a  good  father

let’s  get  one  thing  out  of  the  way:  you  never  really  wanted  this.  then  again,  you  never  really  wanted  anything:  you,  who  wanted  for  nothing  ever  since  you  were  a  child,  silver-spoon  scion  of  a  politician’s  lovelorn  grief.  you  reminded  him  of  his  loss,  and  he  treasured  you  for  it,  this  persistent  yet  foolish  hope  that  who  we  love  persists  in  some  form  long  after  they  are  gone.  you  never  knew  your  loss,  poor  child,  and  he  never  taught  it  to  you  either:  your  father,  so  loving  yet  so  unwise,  so  caring  yet  so  reckless.  in  his  desire  to  make  your  world  softer,  he  has  made  a  monster  out  of  you.

but  we’re  getting  ahead  of  ourselves,  aren’t  we?    you  were  a  child,  and  you  wanted  like  a  child,  and  you  felt  things  as  deeply  yet  as  fleetingly  as  a  child  only  ever  could.  you  made  your  father  fire  three  nannies  in  a  row,  then  didn’t  speak  to  him  for  all  of  two  days  because  the  new  nanny  couldn’t  make  chiru  dosa  in  a  way  you  like.  so  then  your  first  nanny  was  recalled,  but  you  didn’t  want  to  see  your  new  nanny  cry  —  and  so  your  father  decrees:  then  you  shall  have  two.

that  was  your  life:  your  father  bending  to  your  will,  always  ever  to  your  will.  he  was  so  attuned  to  your  state  of  being  that  he  knew  what  you  wanted  before  you  yourself  did,  buying  you  your  first  wicket  and  bat,  your  first  horse,  then  —  when  you  got  greedy,  as  children  often  are  —  a  cricket  team,  a  stable,  a  polo  franchise…  on  and  on  and  on  the  list  goes,  until  there  is  so  much  love  that  you  are  drowning  in  it,  so  much  stuff,  so  much  money,  so  much  of  everything,  everything,  every—

what  happens  to  a  child  who  is  never  taught  no?    you  never  once  learn:  there  is  a  limit  one  can  go,  and  one  day  you’ll   brush  up  against  it,  and  you  have  to  understand  that  the  safest  course  of  action  is  to  turn  back  around.

yet  here,  now,  a  list  of  fuck-ups:  a  wrecked  car,    an  accidental  overdose,  two,  another wrecked  car,    a  wrecked  room  and  a  wrecked  house,  a  party  where  everything  goes  wrong  and  the  police  gets  called  and  there’s  an  ambulance  and  you’re  in  the  middle  of  a  psychotic  episode  and  you  start  to  think  this  is  it  but then  —  no,  your  father  makes  a  few  calls  and  it’s  all  wiped  clean  and  you  realise  this  is  it.

somewhere  in  the  fucked-up  breaking-down  grey  matter  of  your  brain,  something  rewires.  this  is  it.  gets  shifted:  this  is  it.  when  you  check  out  of  the  hospital,  your  father  doesn’t  even  berate  you,  only  says  everything  is  taken  care  of.  which  makes  your  brain  break  again  because  you  realise  that  this  is  it.  this  is  you.  nothing  changes;  nothing  passes:  everything  lies  still  in  perfect  equilibrium,  where  you  will  never  want  for  anything,  not  even  success,  not  even  failure,  not  even  evolution,  nothing  but  perfect  voidness  of  conditions.

you  had  ambitions,  when  you  were  a  child:  cricket,  mainly,  then  polo  —  but  anything  sports-related  is  too  much  work  to  juggle  with  your  continued  drug  dependence,  so  you  take  the  path  of  least  resistance.  you  remember,  once,  the  way  people  clapped  at  your  so-so  performance  in  the  school  play.  you  don’t  delude  yourself,  of  course.  people  clapped  and  cheered  when  you  presented  yourself  in  the  roll  call  because  they  knew  your  dad  was  there  but  —  that  didn’t  matter.  you  liked  the  attention.  you  liked  the  clapping  and  the  cheers  and  all  eyes  on  you  like  you’re  a  man  just  like  you’re  father.  so:  bollywood  it  is.

your  father  pays  for  it,  obviously.  if  you  had  any  scruples,  you  might  have  been  ashamed,  but  there  are  no  scruples  because  there  are  no  limits.  because  this  is  it  we’re talking  about  here.  and  so  you  get  one  role  you  did  shit  in,  another  where  you’re  kind  of  so-so,  then  another  where  you’re  passable  and  —  wonder  of  wonders  —  some  roles  where  you  discover  that  you’re  actually  good.

and  so  this  is  what  life  is,  and  so  this  is  what  life  has  become:  an  accident  of  meaninglessness  where  you  planned  for  none  of  it,  and  yet  you’ve  made  a  miracle  out  of  it.  an  interviewer  once  asks  you  what  do  you  credit  for  your  success?  and  you  laughed  at  their  faces.  credit?    you  asked.  what  the  fuck  are  you  talking  about?    this  is  all  me,  baby.    i’m  it.

WANTED  CONNECTIONS.

if  you  see  this,  i’m  still  in  the  process  of  cooking  em  up  so  let  us  simply  go  w  vibes  for  now

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[ad_1] Jasprit Bumrah at the MCG nets (PC: Debasis Sen) Subhayan Chakraborty in Melbourne The cult of Jasprit Bumrah continues to grow as India and Australia gear up for the much-awaited Boxing Day Test at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, starting December 26. Before the Border-Gavaskar Trophy started, the chatter was mainly about Virat Kohli or Rohit Sharma – the two megastars of Indian cricket. When the Indian team landed Down Under, the Aussie newspapers flashed photographs of Shubman Gill, Rishabh Pant, and Yashasvi Jaiswal, praising them with a variety of adjectives in English, Hindi, and even Punjabi. The message was clear: the Indian team is in the country, and the batting stars are going to be the show-stealers. But the real show-stopper from the visitors has been Jasprit Bumrah, whose stardom has reached a different level during the ongoing series. As the series has progressed, the chatter around Bumrah has grown. In the past, whenever India played, no matter who attended media interactions, someone inevitably asked a question about Kohli or Rohit. Those answers are the most sellable ones. In this series, the same could be said about Bumrah. At least one question about Bumrah, if not more, has become common on this tour. Bumrah’s performance, action, class, and decisiveness have been the topics of discussion among both Indian and Australian media. His 53 wickets at 17.15 on Australian soil means he has the best average of any visiting pace bowler (minimum 50 wickets) – a list that includes the likes of Fred Trueman, the West Indies Titans and Richard Hadlee, to name just a few. It’s Bumrah’s performances that have done most of the talking. When he speaks to reporters, his calmness, assurance, clarity of thought and leadership qualities are on full display. It feels like he is speaking as a man who is ruling the cricketing world. “He is the greatest Indian pacer of this era,” Harbhajan Singh told RevSportz. “Jasprit Bumrah is unbelievable. He has no match at all. Jassi jaisa koi nahi (There is no one like Jasprit). I have been saying it for a long time now. I saw him very early in his career for Mumbai Indians. A phenomenal bowler, an outstanding bowler. “Pick any world-class batter and ask them who is the toughest bowler to face in the world right now, and Jasprit Bumrah’s name will be at the top of the list. His skill set is on a different level. “He reads the pitch early on, understands it completely, and bowls accordingly. His wrist, the subtlety in his arm, and his action, separate him from other top pacers. And that is why his deliveries have extra zip even after pitching. To pick his lengths early on is a tough challenge for any batter.” For the Latest Sports News: Click Here Jasprit Bumrah and his teammates at the MCG (PC: Debasis Sen) Bumrah has been one of India’s best performers for a while now, yet it’s the batters who make the majority of headlines. The Indian ace has been a different beast altogether, scalping 21 wickets in three Tests at a mind-boggling average of 10.90 and a strike rate of 25.1 – again the best by a visiting bowler (minimum 20 wickets). Australian players and coaches, during the ongoing series, have spoken highly of Bumrah. Be it Pat Cummins, Travis Head, Alex Carey, Nathan Lyon, or anyone asked about Bumrah, they have nothing but good things to say about the Indian pacer. The media interaction with Sam Konstas and Sean Abbott painted a similar picture as the duo spoke highly of the 31-year-old pacer. “He has any delivery on tap, the accuracy, the pace. He just ticks all the boxes, session after session,” Abbott said on Monday. “There’s not been one time when he’s bowled in this series where he hasn’t been putting pressure on the Australian batsmen. I tip my hat off to him; it’s been unreal. We’re seeing a master at work. “Maybe it was a good thing he never had it coached out of him. He just remained Jasprit Bumrah for his whole life so far and his whole career. We all get to witness (his bowling) … he’s one of the greatest we’ve seen.

At this level, you want to take on the best at their best. I’m pretty glad he didn’t change because we get to experience something different.” Bumrah has dismissed Usman Khawaja, Nathan McSweeney, and Marnus Labuschagne a combined 10 times in the series. McSweeney has already been dropped from the Australian squad for the final two Tests in Melbourne and Sydney, with talented young opener Konstas set to debut in the Boxing Day Test after impressing in the age-group circuit, domestic cricket, and recently against India in the two-day warm-up match in Canberra where he smashed a thunderous century for the Prime Minister’s XI. While Konstas didn’t reveal his game plan against India’s Test vice-captain, he also hailed him as the “best in the world”. “I have my plans against Bumrah, but of course, I am not going to say what they are,” said Konstas. “I am generally going to put pressure back on the bowler. Jasprit Bumrah is the best in the world, but they are all good bowlers.” With Bumrah at the peak of his powers and the series all square at 1-1, the Indian team will again look to their pace spearhead to do the heavy lifting on what is expected to be a spicy MCG pitch in the Boxing Day Test, set to shatter the crowd record for the iconic stadium. Also Read: Is Mitchell Marsh’s stop-start Test career on its last legs? The post The growing cult of Jasprit Bumrah appeared first on Sports News Portal | Latest Sports Articles | Revsports. [ad_2] Source link

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[ad_1] Jasprit Bumrah at the MCG nets (PC: Debasis Sen) Subhayan Chakraborty in Melbourne The cult of Jasprit Bumrah continues to grow as India and Australia gear up for the much-awaited Boxing Day Test at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, starting December 26. Before the Border-Gavaskar Trophy started, the chatter was mainly about Virat Kohli or Rohit Sharma – the two megastars of Indian cricket. When the Indian team landed Down Under, the Aussie newspapers flashed photographs of Shubman Gill, Rishabh Pant, and Yashasvi Jaiswal, praising them with a variety of adjectives in English, Hindi, and even Punjabi. The message was clear: the Indian team is in the country, and the batting stars are going to be the show-stealers. But the real show-stopper from the visitors has been Jasprit Bumrah, whose stardom has reached a different level during the ongoing series. As the series has progressed, the chatter around Bumrah has grown. In the past, whenever India played, no matter who attended media interactions, someone inevitably asked a question about Kohli or Rohit. Those answers are the most sellable ones. In this series, the same could be said about Bumrah. At least one question about Bumrah, if not more, has become common on this tour. Bumrah’s performance, action, class, and decisiveness have been the topics of discussion among both Indian and Australian media. His 53 wickets at 17.15 on Australian soil means he has the best average of any visiting pace bowler (minimum 50 wickets) – a list that includes the likes of Fred Trueman, the West Indies Titans and Richard Hadlee, to name just a few. It’s Bumrah’s performances that have done most of the talking. When he speaks to reporters, his calmness, assurance, clarity of thought and leadership qualities are on full display. It feels like he is speaking as a man who is ruling the cricketing world. “He is the greatest Indian pacer of this era,” Harbhajan Singh told RevSportz. “Jasprit Bumrah is unbelievable. He has no match at all. Jassi jaisa koi nahi (There is no one like Jasprit). I have been saying it for a long time now. I saw him very early in his career for Mumbai Indians. A phenomenal bowler, an outstanding bowler. “Pick any world-class batter and ask them who is the toughest bowler to face in the world right now, and Jasprit Bumrah’s name will be at the top of the list. His skill set is on a different level. “He reads the pitch early on, understands it completely, and bowls accordingly. His wrist, the subtlety in his arm, and his action, separate him from other top pacers. And that is why his deliveries have extra zip even after pitching. To pick his lengths early on is a tough challenge for any batter.” For the Latest Sports News: Click Here Jasprit Bumrah and his teammates at the MCG (PC: Debasis Sen) Bumrah has been one of India’s best performers for a while now, yet it’s the batters who make the majority of headlines. The Indian ace has been a different beast altogether, scalping 21 wickets in three Tests at a mind-boggling average of 10.90 and a strike rate of 25.1 – again the best by a visiting bowler (minimum 20 wickets). Australian players and coaches, during the ongoing series, have spoken highly of Bumrah. Be it Pat Cummins, Travis Head, Alex Carey, Nathan Lyon, or anyone asked about Bumrah, they have nothing but good things to say about the Indian pacer. The media interaction with Sam Konstas and Sean Abbott painted a similar picture as the duo spoke highly of the 31-year-old pacer. “He has any delivery on tap, the accuracy, the pace. He just ticks all the boxes, session after session,” Abbott said on Monday. “There’s not been one time when he’s bowled in this series where he hasn’t been putting pressure on the Australian batsmen. I tip my hat off to him; it’s been unreal. We’re seeing a master at work. “Maybe it was a good thing he never had it coached out of him. He just remained Jasprit Bumrah for his whole life so far and his whole career. We all get to witness (his bowling) … he’s one of the greatest we’ve seen.

At this level, you want to take on the best at their best. I’m pretty glad he didn’t change because we get to experience something different.” Bumrah has dismissed Usman Khawaja, Nathan McSweeney, and Marnus Labuschagne a combined 10 times in the series. McSweeney has already been dropped from the Australian squad for the final two Tests in Melbourne and Sydney, with talented young opener Konstas set to debut in the Boxing Day Test after impressing in the age-group circuit, domestic cricket, and recently against India in the two-day warm-up match in Canberra where he smashed a thunderous century for the Prime Minister’s XI. While Konstas didn’t reveal his game plan against India’s Test vice-captain, he also hailed him as the “best in the world”. “I have my plans against Bumrah, but of course, I am not going to say what they are,” said Konstas. “I am generally going to put pressure back on the bowler. Jasprit Bumrah is the best in the world, but they are all good bowlers.” With Bumrah at the peak of his powers and the series all square at 1-1, the Indian team will again look to their pace spearhead to do the heavy lifting on what is expected to be a spicy MCG pitch in the Boxing Day Test, set to shatter the crowd record for the iconic stadium. Also Read: Is Mitchell Marsh’s stop-start Test career on its last legs? The post The growing cult of Jasprit Bumrah appeared first on Sports News Portal | Latest Sports Articles | Revsports. [ad_2] Source link

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Which Is The Best ICSE School For Child Education In Bhopal?

Best ICSE Schools In Bhopal

When it comes to high-quality ICSE education in Bhopal, Raj Vedanta School stands out as one of the Best ICSE schools in Bhopal. Renowned for its balanced approach to academics, co-curricular activities, and values-based education, the school provides an enriching environment that nurtures a child’s intellectual, emotional, and social development.

1.    Academic Excellence

Raj Vedanta School follows the ICSE curriculum, known for its emphasis on in-depth learning and comprehensive development. The ICSE board school program is designed to foster:

Conceptual Clarity: Through an engaging and interactive approach, children are taught to understand concepts rather than memorize them.

Critical Thinking and Problem Solving: The curriculum encourages analytical skills, preparing students for future academic challenges.

Language Proficiency: ICSE schools emphasize language skills, and Raj Vedanta School ensures fluency in English while offering Hindi and other languages as options.

With small class sizes, the school provides individual attention, ensuring each child reaches their potential.

2.    Holistic Development

Raj Vedanta School is Top Primary ICSE School in Bhopal committed to the all-round development of its students. Beyond academics, the school offers:

Extracurricular Activities: The school has a vibrant program for arts, music, dance, and drama. These activities enhance creativity and self-expression.

Sports Excellence: With sprawling sports facilities, students can participate in various sports, including cricket, football, swimming, and more. This helps in developing teamwork, leadership, and physical fitness.

Clubs and Societies: Various student-led clubs, such as debate, robotics, and nature clubs, encourage specialized interests and hands-on learning.

3.    World-Class Infrastructure

Raj Vedanta School is Top Kindergarten ICSE School in Bhopal provides an environment that inspires learning through its exceptional facilities:

Modern Classrooms: Equipped with smartboards and interactive tools, making learning engaging and effective.

Libraries and Labs: Well-stocked libraries and state-of-the-art science, computer, and language labs foster curiosity and exploration.

Sports Facilities: From indoor courts to outdoor fields, the infrastructure is designed for both competitive and recreational sports.

4.    Focus on Moral Values

True to its name, Raj Vedanta School integrates moral and ethical education into its curriculum. The school emphasizes values like respect, responsibility, empathy, and honesty. Regular assemblies, community service activities, and mindfulness programs instil a sense of discipline and compassion in students.

5.    Global Exposure

The school prepares students for a globalized world through:

International Programs: Partnerships with global institutions provide students opportunities for cultural exchange and international exposure.

Foreign Language Training: Languages such as French and German are offered to enhance global communication skills.

Tech Integration: The school incorporates technology in education, teaching digital literacy and preparing students for a tech-driven future.

6.    Parental Involvement

Recognizing the importance of a strong parent-school partnership, Raj Vedanta School is ICSE board school

Maintains regular communication with parents through meetings, reports, and events, ensuring they are involved in their child’s education.

Conclusion

For parents seeking the best ICSE School in Bhopal, Raj Vedanta School is an excellent choice & Best ICSE Pre School for Kids in Bhopal. With its focus on academic rigor, holistic development, world-class infrastructure, and strong moral values, it provides an ideal environment for children to thrive and grow into confident, capable, and compassionate individuals.

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Name of Post:

DPS Durgapur Teaching & Non-Teaching Recruitment 2024

Post Date:25/09/2024Short Information :Delhi Public School Durgapur has Recently Invited to the Online Application Form for the Post Teaching & Non-Teaching Faculty Recruitment 2024.

Delhi Public School Durgapur

DPS Teaching & Non-Teaching Faculty Recruitment 2024

Important Dates:

Start Date :  25/09/2024

Last Date :  30/10/2024

Application Fee:

All Categories : Rs. 0/-

Job Title:

Teaching Faculty

PGT

TGT

PRT

Pre-Primary Teachers

Non-Teaching Faculty

Administrator

Assistant Librarian/ Office Assistant

Lab Assistant

Receptionist/ Admission Counsellor

Accountant

School Counsellor

Special Educator

Career Counsellor

Coaches

Wardens for Boys & Girls Hostel

Educational Departments:

English, Mathematics, Computer Science, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Economics, Accountancy, Business Studies, History, Geography, Political Science, Psychology, Physical Education, Sociology, Hindi, Sanskrit, Bengali, French, German, Librarian, Dance, Music (Eastern & Western)/ Instrumental Music(Guitar, Paino, Violin, Tabla)/ Art Teacher.

Educational Qualification:

PGT (XI – XII): Postgraduate with B.Ed. with experience of at least 6 years. Age not more than 45-50 years.

TGT (VI – X): Postgraduate with B.Ed. with experience of at least 5 years. Age not more than 40-45 years.

PRT (I – V): Graduate with B.Ed. with experience of at least 3 years. Age not more than 35-40 years.

Pre-Primary Teachers: Montessori trained/ TTC/ D.El.Ed. with experience of a minimum of 2 years at a similar level. Age not more than 30-35 years.

Administrator: At least 5 years of experience in a school as an Administrator. Ex-servicemen will be given preference. Qualification: Graduate, preferably postgraduate. Age: Not less than 45 years.

Assistant Librarian/ Office Assistant/ Science Lab. Assistant/ Receptionist/ Admission Counsellor/ Accountant: Graduates with special training in the respective discipline with relevant experience of a minimum of 2 years.

School Counsellor: Postgraduate in Psychology & RCI-registered with a relevant qualification in counselling. A minimum of 5 years of relevant experience.

Special Educator: Postgraduate in Psychology with B.Ed. (Special Education) and RCI-registered. A minimum of 5 years of relevant experience.

Career Counsellor: With relevant qualifications & experience in the field. A minimum of 5 years of experience in career counselling in a reputed school is required.

Coaches: Athletics/ Chess/ Badminton/ Cricket/ Table Tennis/ Basketball/ Football/ Gymnastics/ Fitness Trainer/ Yoga/ P.T./ Karate/ Swimming/ Diving. Qualification: Those who have played at least at the State level will be given preference. Age: Not more than 35 years.

Wardens for Boys & Girls Hostel for DPS, Durgapur: Graduate with knowledge of computers and at least 3 years of experience in a similar position. Age: 30 – 40 years.

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HI

[On Stage]

Comedian: You ever notice how “Where are you from?” is not a question—it’s a test? It’s like a game show question, but there are no prizes.

Someone asks me, "Where are you from?" I say, "I’m from New York."

They look at me like, "No, but where are you really from?"

I think to myself, “Oh, you want the extended director's cut of my life story."

So I’m like, “Okay, sit down, here’s the whole package: I was born in a small town, far away... then we moved… and then we moved again… and finally landed here in New York.” And they’re like, “But… what’s your background?”

“Oh, my background? Well, it’s a bookshelf with a couple of houseplants and a dog who photobombs my Zoom calls…”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: The thing is, no one asks white people where they're really from. You don’t see a guy named Chad getting grilled, like, “Where are you from?” “Minnesota.” “No, but where are you really from, Chad? What part of Scandinavia are we talking about here?”

[Mimic a confused white person]

And Chad's like, “I don’t know… Ikea?”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But when it comes to me, they want to go deeper. So, I tell them, “I’m originally from India.”

And they get all excited, “Ooh, India! I love chicken tikka masala!”

Like, that’s our national dish, our flag, and our president all rolled into one.

[Pause, nodding knowingly]

Comedian: Then they hit me with, “Say something in Indian.”

And I’m like, “Sure, which one? Hindi, Punjabi, Tamil, Bengali… you want me to sing a Bollywood song or chant like a cricket commentator?”

And they just go, "Oh, I didn’t know there were so many!"

Yeah, Karen, just like you have brunch, lunch, dinner, and snack time.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then, there’s always that one guy who thinks he's doing me a favor. He’ll say, “Wow, your English is so good!”

I’m like, “Thanks, bro. I’ve been speaking it since I was 4. I mean, that’s when the Queen of England came down and knighted me personally with a dictionary.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But here’s the kicker—if you ever want to mess with people, just turn the question around. Next time they ask, “Where are you from?” you say, “Well, where are you from?”

They’ll say, “Oh, I’m from Ohio.”

And you hit them back with, “No, but where are you really from? Like, who made you? The people at Target?”

[Big laugh, then grin]

Comedian: And they just freeze up. Because for some reason, when it’s turned on them, they suddenly forget their whole ancestry.

See, here’s the thing. “Where are you from?” is not about geography. It’s about curiosity... or maybe it’s just a polite way of saying, “Why do you look like that?”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But you know what? Next time someone asks, “Where are you from?” I’m just going to say, “I’m from Earth, and we’re both stuck here, so let’s get along, okay?”

[Big finish, bow out]

What do you think?

4o

You said:

IM FROM HAWAI .U CAN TELL BY ACCENT

ChatGPT said:

ChatGPT

Stand-Up Routine: "I'm from Hawai'i, You Can Tell by the Accent"

[On Stage]

Comedian: People always ask me, “Where are you from?” And I say, “I’m from Hawai'i.”

And they look at me like I’m lying. “Really? You don’t look like you’re from Hawai’i.”

I'm like, "Yeah, what were you expecting? A grass skirt and a ukulele?"

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: Then they follow up with, "Oh, I couldn’t tell by your accent."

I’m like, “What did you think I was going to sound like? 'Aloha, bruddah! E komo mai, brah!'”

[Exaggerated Hawaiian accent]

"Just because I'm from Hawai’i doesn’t mean I’m surfing to work on a longboard, riding a dolphin through traffic."

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: I mean, what is a Hawaiian accent, anyway? It’s like… mix some chill island vibes with a dash of ‘I’m not in a rush, but I’m still somehow late.’

[Mimic a laid-back, slow drawl]

“Yeah, brah, I’ll get there… eventually.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then there’s always that one guy who thinks he knows everything about Hawai'i. "Oh, I’ve been to Hawai'i… Maui, right? It’s so exotic."

Exotic? Bro, it’s a Costco on the beach with better weather.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And they’re like, “Oh, Hawai’i, that must be paradise!”

Sure, if by paradise you mean getting stuck in traffic on the H-1, surrounded by tourists asking, "Which way is the beach?" while they’re standing… on the beach.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then there’s the classic: “So, do you live in a hut?”

Yeah, I do. It’s a real nice hut. We call it a condo… with a $2,000-a-month rent for the privilege of looking at the ocean from across the street.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But you know, people from the mainland, they’re funny. They think living in Hawai'i means I’m just out there every day, roasting a pig in my backyard.

I’m like, “Nah, man, that’s just Wednesdays.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then they’re like, "Oh, you’re from Hawai'i? You must know how to hula."

Yeah, sure, because the moment you’re born in Hawai'i, they hand you a grass skirt and say, “Congratulations, here’s your Hula certification.”

[Pretends to Hula dance]

Comedian: But I get it, I do. It’s not easy to pin down where I’m from by my accent. I mean, one minute I’m chillin’ like a local, and the next I’m breaking into full-blown pidgin.

“Eh, you like scrap or what, brah?”

[Heavy Pidgin accent]

And they’re like, “Is that even English?”

I’m like, “Kind of... but with extra flavor.”

[Big laugh, grin]

Comedian: So next time someone asks where I'm from, I’m just gonna say, “I’m from Hawai’i… you can tell by my accent, yeah? Mahalo, brah!”

[Big finish, waves shaka sign]

[stokesy55]

hehehe that reel you just posted about vk saying benji is his current favourite cricketer.. so i think you know that there's a hindi profanity vk uses very often that sounds a lot like ben's name. so i think whenever the ashes are ongoing, benji totally goes and annoys pat like, "your husband screams my name more often than he does yours 😉"

ahahahahahaha - totally

I do have a VK/Ben prompt on this very thing that I will get round to writing hopefully soon!

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