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I think I decided on everyone’s camp names for the camp maggot setting, although I don’t know what to do with this information. I went with more traditional naturey nicknames mostly.

No idea if I’ll actually write a story with this setting but it’s fun to daydreamb. For those keeping track

Summary: Sweet Pea (Sid), Gecko (Joey), Piglet (Paul), Bug (Chris), Biscuit (Jim), Cricket (Craig), Moose (Shawn), Bubbles (Mick), Tigger (Corey) Blossom (Alessandro), Juju (Jay), Slinky (Michael)

Gecko & Slinky work in Climb

Bug & Juju work in Arts and Crafts

Biscuit & Bubbles work in Camping

Moose & Blossom work in Nature

Piglet works in Paddle

Cricket works in Archery

Tigger works in Swimming

Loose reasoning/inspo:

Sid: Sports (nn Sweet Pea)

I think it was Ross (?) who said something like that Sid puts an ‘amazingly sweet vibe into every room’. Of course he’s a sweetpea.

Joey: Climbing (nn Gecko)

I was thinking of cresties because there’s a black/red variant (more orangey tho) and they have cute, grippy little paws. They could probably hold tiny drumsticks. Plus in this setting obviously they’re good at climbing.

Paul: Paddle aka boating (nn Piglet)

They are both friend shaped (also obviously referencing his pig mask although I don’t know if they have a band yet).

Chris: Arts & Crafts (nn Bug)

Originally I thought of Weevil (a reference to his mask , weevils are beetles with long snouts). Bug sounded better.

Jim: Camping (nn Biscuit)

a nickname from camperhood, after Seabiscuit because he had/has ‘horse girl hair’. Also because he is all legs like a horse.

Craig: Archery (nn Cricket)

Still notoriously quiet here so, so crickets.

Shawn: Nature (nn Moose)

Big, cranky, could kill you, looks cute, could kill you, still cute.

Mick: Camping (nn Bubbles)

Just one of those dumb nicknames that are like opposites, he gets a cute nickname because he’s big and kinda scary. But the kids still love him.

Corey: Swimming (nn Tigger)

Boundless energy. Also ginger. This just felt right too.

Alessandro: Nature (nn Blossom)

I am once again thinking about the flower beard pic but this one also just felt right. And a little bit more opposite-nickname funny because blossoms are small and delicate.

Jay: Arts and Crafts (nn Juju)

Just a play on his name from Jay to Jay-Jay Juju. This one just felt right.

Michael: Climbing (nn Slinky)

This guy is constantly moving I swear. Also I think he gets accidentally tangled in the low ropes elements a lot. Maybe not so accidentally too.

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it's almost time!!!

“Halloween night. 20 years ago.”

[chrisbangs]

lmao love that for me

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more slipknot facts for kidz

All of these are identical on the Simple English Wiki version, from what I could tell. It is kind of cute to see what details get included that you might otherwise miss in the regular English Wikipedia though:

Corey Taylor Facts for Kids:

Mick Thomson Facts for Kids (no number here, apparently):

Shawn Crahan Facts for Kids: "He looks like a clown when he is wearing his mask".

Craig Jones Facts for Kids: "Also known as the Silent One".

the Jim page is a little out of date, but lets us know that Jim enjoys fishing and playing video games in his spare time :)

Paul's page: "He was born in Los Angeles, California and moved to Slipknot's home town when he was just a baby."

Not much for Joey, but seems like Simple English (and therefore KidzSearch) doesn't get updated as frequently, since some of the verbs are still present tense:

Aaaaand, best for last:

I love how like 3/4 of this article is devoted to 1. his antics and 2. his injuries (and letting us know about how much he loves Transformers).

I was a little surprised that the KidzSearch wiki still included info on drugs, for example, but it appears to only really censor sexual content.

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source for the unfortunate photos + another set of stage passes where they misspelt corey's name

also in french, M. is short for Mister/Mr, so I thought they were only deeming Shawn worthy of being Mistered

edit: dysphorie has informed us that its actually craig that got censored 😆

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The fact that there’s an MMA fighter named Craig Jones occasionally makes for interesting Google searches. Though being a jiu jitsu master seems like overkill when you could just headbutt them 🦔

a little disappointing that there is no craigory OF though 😔

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i found these pics (i would have guessed yearbook photos, but the source said 2001) and oh my god

corey has THEE most unfortunate hair here

(going down the rows left to right I think this is sid, joey, paul, chris, jim, craig shawn, mick, corey?)

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Someone on Reddit where I found this said that it looks like Shawn’s mugshot for attempted vampirism

i found these pics (i would have guessed yearbook photos, but the source said 2001) and oh my god

corey has THEE most unfortunate hair here

(going down the rows left to right I think this is sid, joey, paul, chris, jim, craig shawn, mick, corey?)