#crazy thing to just lay out in the first paragraph tbh like

[tiny-planet-13]

okay but genuinely as someone who ibuprofen literally doesn't even work for like even for the smallest of things it's genuinely insane that that's all the Raven's use for treating the type of injuries that they sustain like what the fuck do you mean??? I have a high pain tolerance but like there's a fucking limit 😭 and Raven torture definitely passes it a million times over.

[maskeraith]

Why the fuck are you posting all these meme ways to do math when everyone does "48 + 7 = 55, because when you carry the 1 to make 50 you have 5 left"

Literally no one does math in the way that poll is set up

I guess I will take a sec to talk about the folks who do seem genuinely annoyed or upset about the whole thing, like you are if you're not joking about coming all the way into my inbox about this without checking my last few posts? Either way there's lots of people like this in the notes so

The tldr is I did it because I thought it was funny and it was fun to try and come up with convoluted ways to do an easy question in stupid ways. A while ago there was another maths poll like this (in hindsight wouldn't it be funny if they were doing what I was doing just more subtly lol) with a 2digit + 1digit maths question, it seems like an earnest poll (compared to mine at least) and their first option was the same as my first option and I never really stopped thinking about it. Last night those thoughts culminated in "what if every option was just stupid as hell" and it devolved from there hehe

(Rest of this is just observations and stuff on my mind about the general reaction to the poll using this ask as a starting point)

The "everyone does it my way" part of this ask is super fun because no the fuck they don't, and the 40k tags in my notes right now attest to that lol - I have notes saying they change it to 49 + 6 because adding something to 9 is easier, some saying they know inherently from cribbage that 7+8 is 15 so they can go from there, some saying they start with 7*7=49 (which tbh would fit right in as a poll option as far as I'm concerned), some people meticulously laying out each little step they make over about 8 lines of working (someone left two full seemingly earnest paragraphs?), lots just say use a calculator (valid), and many say just count up 7 on your fingers for goodness sake

I'm team count up 7 on your fingers - it was really important for this question to be 2digit + 1digit imo, because that was the other part of that other poll that kept me thinking. Usually with these it's like at least 2digit + 2digit something like 27 + 38, where okay yeah maybe you do need to break this one down a little and it would be interesting to see the different routes people take to do that. But as far as I'm concerned if you're adding / subtracting a single digit number to anything like. Why are we doing anything besides just counting that on your fingers. Zero thought minimal effort required right? So yeah I won't lie it's also been really interesting to see people rushing forward to present all these Sensible Smart Methods like you should always have to be doing something like that in maths?

Idk how to explain it and I'm really not like trying to dunk on people who are bad at maths or anything but there are people coming in with these 3 line methods and ending it with "op these options are crazy you're making it so much harder for yourself" and I can only think "well so are you"

[norelationtoatticus]

So...........anyone want to read my long, hyper-excited essay on why Sansa and Tyrion belong together, using character wound theory as evidence?

No?

Too bad. Here it is anyway. I have high-key shipped these two for years, alone in the darkness, because everyone thought I was crazy. Well, I don't look so crazy after that hand kiss, now do I?! (To all of you fellow long-time Sanrion shippers out there: I salute you.) Some people are just starting to ship them after that last episode. Some don’t see it at all and think that the idea of them together is off the wall and out of nowhere. I am here as a longtime weird-o cheerleader for these two to offer some perspective. Ship them or don’t, live your life! But they are definitely not coming out of nowhere. And here are 1500 words explaining why!!! 

(lololol...I have a problem, guys.)

Anyway, here's the essay. I’m putting this under a cut because the last couple of paragraphs do contain spoilers for the most recent episode, Season 8 Ep. 3.

First, an intro to character wounds, in case you are not a writer type or have not studied this concept.

When creating a character and setting them on their inner journey, one aspect writers tend to develop is the character's wound. A wound is a dark, sucking abyss in a character's psyche that influences all of their actions and choices. Typically, it comes from some sort of trauma in their past. This wound is all-encompassing. It affects their relationships, their decisions, their journey, as they seek (usually unconsciously) to fill or heal the wound. It's like a black hole around which the character's personality and motives swirl.

The reason why I think Sansa and Tyrion are completely perfect for each other? They have complementary wounds.

Let me explain.

Tyrion's wound is that no one has ever wanted him. I mean that on a multitude of levels. His father and sister detested him, made it quite clear that they did not want him in their family. They spent years telling him that his mother had died rather than have to raise him, which is awful and not true, but of course he has internalized their abuse. Even Jaime, who loves him, sides with Cersei and Tywin when it matters most. He loves Tyrion, but Tyrion is never his first choice. Even though Tyrion is obviously the most clever person in King's Landing, no one wants his advice or council. He's made Hand of the King, but immediately gets demoted as soon as his father comes back. Sexually and romantically, no one has ever wanted him. (In the show, anyway. Remember, he does not know the truth about Tysha in the show.) Even though he is one of the more sexually active characters early on, both he and the narrative make it a point to really hammer home that all of his experience is with prostitutes. He has never had a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman he didn't have to pay. All of this motivates him. This is what ties him to Daenerys, what keeps him loyal to her even when he really doesn't like some of her choices; he stays with her because she chose him. She threatens him, questions him, doesn't listen to him, accuses him of treason, and does a lot of things that Tyrion is not comfortable with. But he stays. Because she chose him. This is his wound. No one has ever wanted him. He has never been anyone's first choice.

Sansa's wound is that she has spent so much of her life as a prisoner, unable to make her own choices. That has been her entire journey. She went from being a prisoner in King's Landing, to a prisoner--albeit one with a bit more agency--with Littlefinger, to being a prisoner in Winterfell. She has been caged, trapped, forced into two marriages, used as a political tool by people like the Lannisters, the Tyrells, and Littlefinger who only see her as a pawn. She has had her bodily autonomy violated in the worst ways. She has been beaten and raped. Everyone took away her right to choose. Every step of the way, Sansa clawed and scraped to be able to make just a few choices of her own, to grab just a bit of her agency back. But for a long time, she was making whatever small, survival-based choices she could within the confines of various cages. Even now, she is bound to serve the choices of people who are more powerful than her--people like Daenerys, but also Jon. She is much freer now, and we have seen her taking up space and making choices for the past two seasons, at least. But she has more to do if she's really going to come into her own and take charge of her role. This is Sansa's wound: her imprisonment, the stripping of her agency, her lack of free will.

See? They're complementary. They're a matched set. And they offer each other a path to healing:

Sansa needs to make her own choices. And Tyrion needs to be chosen. 

What a lovely symmetry. It's like something deep in each of them has been calling out for the other.

There's more, too. 

On their awful, painful wedding night all those years ago, Tyrion was handed all of Sansa's agency. Now, let's be very clear: not raping someone should not be a high bar standard we're celebrating. That's awful. But in the world of GoT, where rape is so common place and lightly-used, I genuinely don't think many men would have done what Tyrion did. And then he did something even better. Sansa had been trapped, imprisoned, for a while by that point. She had no freedom, no choice. Tyrion had all of her free will held tightly in his grasp. He could have done anything to her, and no one would have blinked. But not only did her refuse to do anything against her will, he took it a step further. He handed some of her freedom of choice back to her. He didn't just refuse to abuse her. He actually literally said, "I will not share your bed until you want me to." Until you want me to. He handed a little bit of power back to her in that moment, and he never once tried to take it away again, even when Sansa said, "What if I never want you to?" To be clear, I do not ship them in this time period. Not even close. This marriage was awful, even though they found some kindness in it. Sansa never could have learned to love Tyrion back then. She was a child. They had both been forced into the marriage. And she was so ruthlessly trapped and imprisoned in King's Landing, there was no way she could ever feel anything but fear and hate while she was there. But now? With some years of distance? With some growth for both of them? When they're both free to choose it? I suspect real feelings could grow between them.

Until you want me to... ...What if I never want you to?

You know, she never actually said no, never. Maybe she just need a lot of years and a lot of change...

There's also just the fact that they really complement each other, in terms of personality and what I think they would each want in a partner. Their minds and the way they think are a matched set. They're both very intelligent, ruthless when they need to be, and yet kind and good at their cores. Sansa is one of very few people in the world who can stand up beside Tyrion, match him wit for wit, cover his blind spots, act as a real partner to him. And Tyrion is literally everything Sansa has ever wanted, exactly the kind of man she admired in all the romantic songs: a brave, noble, handsome, heroic lord with a heart of gold. She just had to do some growing before she could see all of that in him, because he’s not exactly conventional.

Anyway, long story short, Sansa and Tyrion are legit perfect for each other. This is why I ship them. This is why you should be shipping them. (Please, good lord, more people ship them. There is not a whole lot of Sansa/Tyrion fic, and I really don't have the time to write it all by myself, guys.)

Do I think they're actually going to get together in the show? Maybe! Maybe not! Who knows! I won't be upset if they're not actually canon. I still love the pair. This show doesn’t do romance super well, and romance is not often a priority, so I am definitely not holding my breath. But I do have a few thoughts.

As to whether or not they're actually going to get together on the show, a few thoughts from the last episode: 

1) The damn world was ending, they were all about to die, this was not an opportune time to be flirting with each other! But did that stop them? No, it did not. 

2) The moment that they shared in the crypts, backs to the wall, side by side, and sure they were about to die, was one of the most intimate moments this show has ever given us. These were two people who deeply understood one another, acknowledging without words that there was a whole world of things left unsaid between them. That hand kiss? So tender. So loving. And yes, of course you could take that scene as platonic. Maybe it was. Quite possible. But, in my defense, I know and follow a whole lot of romance authors. Most of the romance authors I know saw that moment as deeply, wildly romantic, even if they had never shipped this pair before. So there's that, from a bunch of people who write romance for a living.

3) Sansa told Tyrion they would never work because of his loyalty to Daenerys. This felt...um...first of all...like a hell of a conversation to be having while you think the world is ending. I would not be surprised if Sansa was laying some ground work, trying to get ahead of the curve in grabbing Tyrion to her side in case they actually survived. It made me think Sansa has Plans ™ . But also, this one feels obvious, tbh. The show has been building up a conflict and a tension between Tyrion and Daenerys for two seasons now. He has made a lot of bad calls that have her questioning his judgement and loyalty. She has made plenty of her own bad calls that have him questioning whether she is fit to rule.They are ready for a blow out. And if Sansa presents another option? If Sansa is there as someone who wants him, wants to choose him, wants to love him? I suspect Tyrion’s loyalty won't be split for long.

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genre - fluff, soulmate au!; whatever is written on your skin appears on your soulmates as well

featuring - noh taehyun x reader

a/n - this was a request and I hope it turned out okay...tbh I’m not super like educated on soulmate aus, so hopefully i did this okay?¿ ALSO, since I’m like posting from my phone due to my vpn not working on my laptop, the italics don’t transfer over to my posts, so hopefully it’s okay without the italics i originally had in there...

Taehyun stared at the writing covering his forearm, no longer questioning it as he realized what it meant a while ago. Everyone has a soulmate, and once paired up, everything written on your soulmate will also be written on you. Taehyun still remembers the first time your handwriting adorned his body. He had gotten out of the shower after coming home late from practice, threw on some clothes and jumped into bed. As he was checking his phone, he felt a slight tingle on his arm as the words be strong began to appear.

At first he freaked out, not showing anyone because he didn’t know what the words meant or where they had come from. But after taking some time, he realized he had finally gotten a soulmate.

The other members hadn’t gotten theirs yet, which was understandable because it often was a long process. But they couldn’t wait for that day to come, always asking Taehyun if anything new was written on his hands or arms. If he had any idea of who you were. But that was what he hated about this whole soulmate thing. How was he supposed to find you? He had only written something once or twice for you to see, being so busy and all. Plus how was he supposed to explain who he was to you? The whole idea of finding you excited Taehyun, but he was fearful that he’d never actually have it happen.

It had been a few months since he’d found out about you being his soulmate, though he still didn’t know who you were. But Taehyun liked it, your occasional words of encouragement gracing his skin keeping him sane through the craziness of promoting with his group. Today as he was stressed about JBJ’s comeback performance for their new song, the word relax appeared on his wrist with a slight burn like all the others did. Taehyun smiled to himself, taking a deep breath as he calmed downed and was ready to take the stage.

After the performance Taehyun and the boys changed and waited in the dressing room until it was time for them to head back to the dorm. “Hyung, you didn’t seem nervous at all today. Get a little note from her today?” Taehyun rolled his eyes as Hyunbin climbed into the van next to him. “I did.” Taehyun just smiled to himself as he looked at the word on his wrist one again. “Are you gonna say anything back? You never say anything back, please say something back! This is like a real life drama, you need to keep it interesting.”

“What do I even say? I don’t even know her, I don’t know what to say. And I’m not gonna write a paragraph to her telling my whole life story.” The two boys sat in silence as the van started off towards the dorm.

Without consulting the others on what to say, considering it was his soulmate after all, Taehyun grabbed a marker from his bag, quickly writing something on his arm while the other members were sleeping or distracted by their phones.

I know they aren’t for me, but I appreciate your messages

His heart was racing so fast as he put the marker back in his bag, scared to think that in a few minutes the words would be on your skin. That you’d finally know he appreciated your words of encouragement, whether or not the words were really meant for him. Would you be just as excited to receive a message from him as he was when he got one from you?

You were.

Lying in bed, you were ready to call it a night. Scrolling one last time through Instagram before putting your phone down at your bedside. As you closed your eyes, you felt the slight burning on your forearm that was vaguely familiar to you. Pulling your arm from under your pillow, you noticed the words beginning to appear, I know they aren’t meant for me, but I appreciate your messages. You were shocked, to say the least. You’d only found out about your soulmate a few weeks ago, because he had finally replied to you letting you know. It made you wonder just how long the two of you had been matched. If it was long, maybe he just wasn’t into the whole message thing. But you didn’t care, you still did as you normally did, writing words of encouragement for yourself on your skin. Figuring that the words would maybe benefit him every once and awhile too.

His responses before included a smiley face and thanks. So for him to send something so long, you were surprised. You wondered what to say back, did you start a conversation with him? Surely your arms would run out of space by the morning. Luckily the words fade after 24 hours. Did you give him a short response, a little pay back for his two previous responses?

You thought of what to say, your pen hovering over your skin for some time before you’d finally decided on something. Hoping it wasn’t dull or pushed him away from responding to you ever again.

They are for the both of us, I’m glad they help

It wasn’t long after that response that Taehyun had finally gotten up the courage to write to you and ask if you two could text. Though he enjoyed the messages on his arms, it wasn’t ideal for long conversations. At first you were a bit unsure, you two were taking the next step in whatever relationship this was and to be honest it made you nervous. But you agreed, giving him your number while he did the same. For now, you knew him as Tae. He was apprehensive to give you his whole first name, though it was common, in case you would realize who he was. But he knew you as y/n, you having no reason to keep your name from him. You talked frequently, still sending him words of encouragement as he really did love getting those messages from you. Sometimes he was late replying, or texted you at random hours. Just saying it was because he was busy with friends or working. It made you wonder what exactly his job was that kept him up until 2 sometimes 3 in the morning. But you two agreed on no specifics, at least not yet.

Though you liked it, keeping things interesting, you couldn’t help but feel like you didn’t really know Taehyun. Sure he didn’t know too much about you, but he did know your name. Why couldn’t you know his? It made you feel as if he was hiding something from you, or he didn’t want to be completely honest with you. But if you were soulmates, surely you could tell each other everything about one another. IF the universe felt you were perfect for one another..

But you respected his decision, figuring he had a good enough reason and he’d tell you eventually. Like most nights, you lay in bed. Scrolling through your phone, heading to YouTube only to find a video of your favorite group JBJ playing drinking games. Immediately you clicked on it, the idea of the members tipsy, or even drunk already making you laugh. As the video began your eye immediately went to Taehyun. He was your favorite member, and you’d been in love with him for a while. First seeing him when you randomly clicked on a suggested HOTSHOT music video, then again on Produce 101. You didn’t know what it was about him, but you were drawn to him. You loved his smile, his laugh, everything about him really.

You smiled to yourself as you watched the video, laughing at the members as they played the different games. But as Taehyun reached across the table, you couldn’t help but notice something on the back of his hand. Being a huge fan of Taehyun you knew he didn’t have any tattoos. And if he got one, surely you and other fans would know. Especially if it was on his hand. You paused the video, trying to get a better look. Only being able to confirm it was a word, the writing being unclear because of the video quality. Figuring there might be a better shot later, you continued the video. And as the boys all held up their drinks to cheers, you got the view of his hand you needed.

Immediately your jaw hit the floor as you saw the word smile followed by a smiley face. You had written that on your hand a little over a week ago, surely when this video had been filmed. First, you were shocked Taehyun hadn’t tried to cover it up. But now things started to make more sense. Why he didn’t tell you his full name, why he was always working so late or doing stuff with friends. He wasn’t lying to you, he just didn’t know how to explain who he was.

Sighing to yourself you wondered if you should message him, tell him you know who he is. But what if he stops talking to you? Afraid that you’re either a crazy fan, or you just don’t want to be with someone like him. Though neither of those were true, you decided not to say anything for now.

The following days after you’d realized the identity of your soulmate, Taehyun noticed you had been acting different. Well, as best he could through a phone at least. He tried figuring out what was wrong, but he got no response. It was true that you had been ignoring him, but it was the only thing you could do until you figured out how to tell him you knew. You didn’t want to stop talking to Taehyun, but now that you knew who he was. That he was your favorite idol who you had liked for so long, that he was your soulmate. You couldn’t help but question the things you would say to him, fearful you’d say something stupid and embarrass yourself.

But Taehyun missed your messages. Just wishing he’d get a little encouragement from you, but instead he got nothing. As he and the boys were getting ready for a big concert, Taehyun kept glancing at his arm. Nothing. The others noticed him, a nervous wreck to put it nicely. And they too became worried. “Hyung, you gotta try to just relax okay? You can do this without a message from her.” Taehyun nodded as their mics were being hooked up, realizing Hyunbin was right. He would have to go on stage and perform without words from you. Though he really didn’t want to.

And as the boys were told to walk towards the stairs at the back of the stage, Taehyun felt that all too familiar burning on his arm once again. Quickly rolling up his sleeve he wasted no time to look for the message.

You’re gonna be amazing, just breathe

Taehyun looked at his arm confused, the message unlike the others. And though he wished he could write back and try to understand, Hyunbin was pushing him forward as they were going to miss their cue.

He was able to focus and relax after reading your message, but Taehyun was still confused by it. Even as the concert went on, eventually coming to an end and the boys hurrying to change before the fan meeting afterwards. Pulling on his t-shirt Taehyun grabbed his phone to send you a quick text, though not having time to wait for your response as the crew quickly ushered the boys out of the dressing room.

As you waited with the other fans, you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket. You smiled as you saw Taehyun’s names on the screen, swiping to open up the message.

[Tae]: Big day for you or something?

You knew he was probably so confused by the message, wondering the whole concert what you could have meant. He probably thought the message was a reminder for yourself, never once thinking that maybe it was for him and that you’d figured out who he was.

And as you began to move forward in line, Taehyun now coming into view, you had to quickly think of what you would say to him to explain who you were without being too obvious for other people around to notice.

Once at the table you greeted the boys, Taehyun being last, so you kept your words short as you didn’t want to forget what you’d planned. Standing in front of Taehyun you smiled wide, and he smiled back. “Thank you so much for coming, did you like the show?” As he spoke you glanced at his arm while his hand still held yours, seeing your words on his skin.

“Yes, I did. Taehyun, do you always write messages like this to yourself?” He looked at his arm, becoming a bit flustered as he wasn’t sure what to say. “Well-” He started but you quickly interrupted him, slightly rolling up your sleeve to reveal the words on your skin.

“Because, I do that too.”

Taehyun looked at your arm, then at his, and finally at you as you were smiling wide. Soon he was doing the same, wanting to step around the table and hug you and spin you around he was so happy. But he couldn’t, not with other fans there. And no one but his members knowing he had found his soulmate. Instead he just held both of your hands and smiled up at you. “These messages mean so much to me, I never want to go a day without them. I hope they mean a lot to you too.”

The crew was urging you to move on, though neither of you wanted to walk away from one another. But as you headed up the stairs to exit the venue, your phone buzzed in your pocket once again. It was Taehyun.

[Tae]: My name is Noh Taehyun, and I’m your soulmate. Gosh it feels good to finally say that…Meet me out back in 15 minutes? I’ll let security know you’re with me

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My dream job is when it's always Friday Also no makeup November is going swimmingly, I may never wear makeup everyday ever again All the bathrooms on my floor are being cleaned and I've been holding my pee for an hour and a half. Can I be someone's creepy older prom date this year? I had some real good coffee this morning and I feel absolutely fantastic, this may be a new me Anthony is snapchatting me live from his room where his roommate is keeping him captive and asking deep questions about life College is being awake at 11pm which is just enough time to squeeze in a few more episodes of greys before 12 COLLEGE IS BEING AWAKE AT 12:30am BUT THERES ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE IN THE SEASON Hobbies include: coughing loudly and rudely when I pass people who are smoking When I'm actively trying to not laugh my ass off at stupid stuff because roommate Just a reminder to be careful and safe this holiday season I want a pretty case because the life proof one is too much but I can't afford a new phone sooo.... TMI: I threw up all over a bathroom stall today. I warned you. My professor shaded me in front of the whole class. I don't have room for embarrassment because I high key gained so much respect. Savagery Hahaha at least my eyebrows are fleeky The weather today is less than ideal. Julia made a tinder and then promptly deleted it when she saw an attractive man. THIS IS WHY. THIS IS WHY. True friends snapchat from across the room If the wifi would stay connected, I wouldn't run out of data every month The temperature was in the single digits today and I honestly don't know how I've ever been able to live like this for so long There is a full on absolutely raging party down the hall from my room. 24 hour quiet hours what College made me addicted to tums Sleep is great, but have you ever watched Netflix? Prof almost made us stay past the two hours like... fuck you thought?? Oh annnnnnd I woke my ass up at 7:00 this morning to get a waffle AND THEY HADNT PUT THE STATION OUT YET Why does my brother constantly ask what we got him for xmas?? Like we're not telling you and if we did your xmas would be ruined Trying to save up...but Sephora I can't even put into words how sad I am about Carrie Fishers passing. Rest In Peace. Someone get me on the slopes Can't stop won't stop crying at the Beauty and the Beast trailer. What did I do to deserve this Every time I lose a snapchat streak, I die a little on the inside I'm such a daddy's girl tbh Setting that 4 am alarm is absolutely killer Hey at least the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 Thought about making a resolution to go to the gym and eat green stuff, but I'm just gonna do me, eat cookies and walk occasionally Tmlt- moral: be happy, and do what makes you happy I really just slept until 5pm Traveling through Hoth in my damn Jetta was fun I should have just skied home from work smh These are the days that I wish my dad's Outback was automatic. Smh I share a bathroom w two teenage boys. There is a pile of underwear in the corner that grows +2 every day.