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gm and happy halloween 👻

[zomb-rabbit]

FOLLOWER CELEBRATION TIME !!!!

you guys have shown me soso much support and it really means the whole world to me, and i wanna show y'all that with my writing !!

i'm gonna be opening up requests for NSFW / romantic / platonic alphabets, romantic / platonic matchups, and songs for characters!! this is gonna be a longer post, so all of the specifics are under the cut :)

also, i'll of course still be taking normal requests, but while these are open they'll be the priority for me to get to :)

Who's available for requests?

EverymanHYBRID

HABIT

Evan Myers

Marble Hornets

Tim Wright

Masky

Brian Thomas

Hoodie

Jessica Locke (fem/gn reader only)

Creepypasta

Toby Rogers

Eyeless Jack

Jeff the Killer

Jane the Killer (fem/gn reader only)

Nina the Killer

Clockwork (fem/gn reader only)

BEN

Overwatch

Cole Cassidy

Ashe

Reaper / Gabriel Reyes

Soldier: 76 / Jack Morrison (masc/gn reader only)

(this includes the Blackwatch and Deadlock eras! just lemme know, without specifics I'll assume it's current era)

Songs for characters ;

a song for how i think a character would react/feel about certain things! being in love, their thoughts on themselves, things like that :) i'd be posting a song link, specific lyrics i think really match with what's being asked, and an explanation/break down on how it relates.

Romantic / platonic matchups ;

give me a rundown of who you are, if you want it to be romantic, platonic (or both), and i'll match you up with someone :) quick physical, personality and partner preference/needs descriptions would be great, the fandoms you want, and anything else you'd want me to know would be great !! if you'd want a basic template, i have this one right here !!

NSFW / romantic / platonic alphabets ;

you can ask for a full alphabet, or just specific letters, for characters :) all three are down below if you wanna get a feel for them before you request

PLATONIC

A = Adventures, what kind of crazy shit would you get into together?

B = Bond, what kind of - platonic, obviously - relationship do you have with each other?

C = Cuddling, do you ever cuddle? how physically affectionate are you?

D = Dance, do you ever dance together? how?

E = Enemies, were you ever enemies? Do you share the same enemies?

F = Fight, how often do you fight? how do you resolve conflict?

G = Gain, how have you helped each other improve as people?

H = Help, how do they ask you for help? how do they help you when you need it?

I = Injured/Ill, how would they act if you got hurt or sick?

J = Jokes, what’s their sense of humor like? how do you joke about things together?

K = Kisses, do you ever kiss? how? Kisses not on the lips count

L = Love, how do they show you they care?

M = Meeting, how did you meet? how did you become friends?

N = Nesting, do you co-habitate at all? how?

O = Oasis, is there a specific place that is “your place”? what is it?

P = Protection, how protective are they over you?

Q = Query, how inquisitive are they when it comes to getting to know you?

R = Record, what’s something you’ll never let them live down?

S = Support, how would they show their support for you? how far would that support go?

T = Trust, how much do they trust you? how do they show you that?

U = Uplift, how do you bring each other up?

V = Vacation, do you ever travel together? what’s that like?

W = Worry, do they worry about you? how often?

X = Xerox, are there any traits or habits of theirs that you’ve picked up by accident?

Y = Yahoo, what’s an inside joke you share?

Z = Zany, do they have a weird side only you get to see? what’s it like?

ROMANTIC

A = Attention, how much attention do they want in the relationship?

B = Baby, do they want a family? Why/why not?

C = Cuddle, do they like to cuddle and show affection? How?

D = Dates, what are dates with them like? What do they like to do? 

E = Equal, do they prefer to be more dominant or submissive in the relationship?

F = Fights, how do they handle arguments? How quick are they to forgive?

G = Gratitude, how grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them? 

H = Honesty, are they honest with their s/o? How important is it to them in a relationship? 

I = Insight, how easy is it for them to read their partner? (Mood, thoughts, etc.)

J = Jealousy, do they get jealous? If so, how easily? How do they deal with it?

K = Kiss, what are their kisses like? Who kissed who first?

L = Love, who said “I love you” first? How often do they say it? When did they realize they were in love?

M = Marriage, do they want to get married? How long do they have to be in the relationship beforehand? What would the marriage be like? 

N = Nickname, what are the nicknames they have for their s/o? Do they like when their s/o uses nicknames?

O = Open, how long does it take for them to open up to their s/o?

P = PDA, how do they feel about public displays of affection? What kind of PDA do they show?

Q = Quality Time, what do they like to do for quality time with their s/o?

R = Reunion, how do they react after being apart from their s/o? How do they cope when they’re away?

S = Sad, how do they cheer their s/o up when they are feeling down? How do they like to be cheered up?

T = Thrill, do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine? 

U = Understanding, how well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V = Value, how important is the relationship to them? What is its worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W = Wild Card, a random relationship headcanon

X = Explicit, a NSFW headcanon

Y = Your Name, if they did get married to their s/o, who would take whose last name?

Z = Zz, how do they like to sleep with their partner? What time do they like to go to sleep/wake up, ideally?

NSFW

A = Aftercare, what they’re like after sex

B = Body part, their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s

C = Cum, anything to do with cum, basically

D = Dirty secret, pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

E = Experience, how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

F = Favorite position, this goes without saying

G = Goofy, are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.

H = Hair, how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.

I = Intimacy, how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect

J = Jack off, masturbation headcanon

K = Kink, one or more of their kinks

L = Location, favorite places to do they do

M = Motivation, what turns them on, gets them going

N = No, something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs

O = Oral, preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

P = Pace, are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

Q = Quickie, their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

R = Risk, are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.

S = Stamina, how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

T = Toys, do they own toys or use them on a partner or themselves?

U = Unfair, how much they like to tease

V = Volume, how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

W = Wild card, a random headcanon for the character

X = X-ray, let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

Y = Yearning, how high is their sex drive?

Z = Zzz, how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

[ebonyslasher]

Michael Myers NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

At first, he's pretty detached. He just up and leaves the second y'all are done to redress and start stabbing some people. But, after getting more comfortable with you, he'll be much softer. Cleaning you up after, putting your hair back in the bonnet that slipped off halfway through......even asking "You ok?"

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, his hands. They're rough, strong, and powerful. He's ended lives and disfigured bodies with those hands. He also loves the image of rubbing those hands down your body, gripping your neck, and squeezing on your curves... Speaking of squeezing, on you, his favorite body part is that ass. I can see Michael as an ass man; first time he saw how big yours was he started drooling in his mask (the face he made wasn't that much better). The ripples it makes whenever he's hitting it from the back gets stuck in his mind for a while.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Possessive boy likes laying his claim. Mostly inside you cause it feels the best and he loves seeing it leak out afterwards. But he also like to cum on your ass sometimes. You could have swore you heard a camera go off one time...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He licks your dirty underwear, like fucking ice cream. Why tf he does, idk. Maybe it's the smell that entices him and also the fact that he likes tasting your essence. That boy been eating too many damn dogs...might be turning into one. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh, none what so ever. Can't really have sex when you're under watch 24/7 at Smith's Grove. All he knows is from what he watches his victims do and whatever tv shows/movies he watches. He's a very quick learner though. Very attentive.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

A variant version of reverse cowgirl. One of his legs is bent and the other is straight. You're ass is in perfect view while he pistons in and out of you. Your ass jiggling like crazy is addicting to him. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Michael and goofy don't really go together. You really don't want to know what he finds funny...

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I believe that he was really well groomed in Smith's Grove and people tend to stick to routine, especially serial killers. So he's pretty well groomed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance is weird for Michael, since that implies there's a strong emotion behind each action. However, there is a rush of serotonin whenever he does some of those actions (mostly watching your reactions, which he really likes). So every once in a while, he'll do some random cute shit like say you're super pretty, you feel good, stroke your face, etc...

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don't really see Michael actively masturbating, like at all. I feel like he would have so much control that he could just cum without actually touching himself. On some superpower shit. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

M'am this man is the whole kink book lol but seriously he's down to try out new stuff. He'll let you know if he doesn't like it or not. Just to name a few: blood, choking, bondage, and domination.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Whatever, wherever. He don't give a damn.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Many things; you never know with this man. Could be from just watching you different stuff like working on a project or cooking. Flirting, especially when you say something a lil raunchy. Gets him ready immediately. Weirdly enough, he loves the different facial expression you make, even if it's super silly.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No family at all. Don't mention any family members at all. Also don't thirst over anyone else but him, even if it's a celebrity or character. Also, not into pregnancy. No babies.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I'd say Michael is pretty equal on both. He likes getting head and giving some too. He loves seeing your pretty lips wrapped around him and the feeling of your oh so expert blowjobs. But he also loves seeing your reaction when he's in between them legs. Moaning his name makes it all the while sweeter.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rough as hell, but also can be slow at times. It's not really one or the other with him, he mixes it all up in one session. Maybe he starts slow, goes fast and rough for a bit, and then switches to sensual depending on the position and your reaction to it. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

A good quickie is appreciated every once in a while. He does have people to kill, and in an organized fashion. He'll fit you into the schedule though.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Down for anything. His only deal breaker it that you won't be hurt. Yeah, he may nick you with his knife here and there. But he doesn't want to see you hurt at all. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

A whole machine. Can go rounds without cumming. But also can cum multiple times without too much of a cooldown period. You'll be dickmatized for sure. The record so far is 7 in one day.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Eh, he doesn't really care. If there are toys, he would rather used it on you to make you go crazy. Other than that, nah.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Like I said previously, he would use toys to make you go crazy. He loves teasing you; he knows you're at your wits end when you start mouthing at him, saying crazy shit. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Pretty silent, though a good bit of deep breathing. Most you'll get is some breathy sounding whimpers every once in a while. He may talk to get you to move a certain way, say your name, and say "mine".

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

So it's understood that he likes watching your every reaction right? And that he does it during sex? Well, sometimes he will grab your head and just stare at you, while tilting his head at the reactions he finds interesting. His favorite reactions (the ahegao-like facial expressions) make him actually drool. You felt it even drip on your chest. Strange.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

4 inches soft and around 8 inches hard. Has a nice girth on him. Grey sweatpants would look good on him.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High to the motherfuckin’ sky, probably even to space lmao. He's in control of it; but he is ready to go anytime you bring your sexy ass over to him. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He watches you sleep, just admiring your features. Those cute eyelashes.....nice eyebrows....that button like nose with those cute and wide shaped nostrils......pretty lips. You're just pretty as hell. He'll fall asleep eventually.

[rogerina-yee-haw]

Joe Mazzello - NSFW Alphabet

a/n: I'm dedicating it to @starfleet-wannabe💓 babes, you make my days better!!! ily!!!(also I promise you that those imagines abt Joe x Reader will see the light once...I promise you, Erin)

I can't insert the "Keep reading" link from the tumblr mobile app, cause I'm really dumb, so if you don't want to read it - just scroll down k thx

this was requested many times and I'm sorry, my dudes....this is really bad....

warnings: obviously smut lmao, typos (sorry I've read it too many times just to check on errors and I can't look at this text right now, and there are obviously still bunch of mistakes, sorry, fellas)

Joe if you ever see this I'm sorry I hope it never happens

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Joe is the softest human being ever (well, mostly). It doesn't matter whether the sex was romantic and tender or rough and passionate, the aftercare is always the same: he helps clean you up and then make you both tea, while you lie in bed, talking and just spending time with each other.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of their partners)

As it was considered on this website, Joe is an ass man. You can count the times his hands were off your bum; he always keeps his hand on your lower back, and then, if he's in the mood (and he's always in the mood) he starts caressing your butt through your clothes, grabbing and tapping it when he can. It's not like the ass is the only thing he admires - Joe loves all of you, every part of your body and soul. But your ass is just so squishy and soft, and he can't get enough of it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

If the sex is unprotected, he cums on your ass. Period.

D = Dirty Secret

Joe doesn't have dirty secrets. If he wants to try something, he'll tell you about it; there isn't something you two can't discuss.

E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

Joe is very experienced. He knows exactly what to do to make you scream his name in the bedroom.

F = Favourite Position

Doggy (unbelievable, right?). He also loves reverse cowgirl for obvious reasons. But it doesn't mean that you don't change positions while having sex. He loves seeing you on top, riding both of you into orgasm; he enjoys missionary and every other sex position, simply because he gets to try them all with you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

Come on, it's Joe we're talking about here. Sex is sometimes filled with him telling you stupid jokes, and always it turns out to be just like he's having a stand up show, while you lie down naked under him. He may crack up some dad jokes during the most tense moments, like when you're on top of him, and you're gasping and moaning, "I'm cumming", he'd say breathlessly, "Hi, cumming, I'm Joe", and you'll just burst into crazy laugh, even though the joke is stupid and not funny.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He doesn't like to be completely bare down there, so he just keeps it trimmed.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Joe is very romantic (we been knew). He just loves you so much that, even if the sex rough, he still wants and needs you to feel loved and comfortable. The man is so in love with you that he can't stop kissing and touching you, whispering how much he adores you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

It's a must, if he's away filming. You two like to get yourselves off while talking on the phone, breathing and moaning messily while telling each other the filthiest things. Joe is actually an expert in dirty talk.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Joe's got hella lots of kinks. He's most preferable ones are:

Daddy kink. Do you really think this man doesn't like to be called daddy? If you do, you're wrong. Seeing you twirling in ecstasy when "daddy" is the only thing you can weakly whimper makes him bust a nut right then and there.

Edging. He's an asshole sometimes, alright? Joe enjoys it when you desperately beg him to fuck you. He loves when you're being restrained all day, and you walk around frustrated and horny. Not to mention that the thought of fucking you hard later turns him on immediately. (You love all of it too, even though you don't admit it sometimes; you're also fond of the idea teasing Joe like this later).

Slight voyeurism, but he likes to watch himself fuck you. He's bought a huge mirror for the bedroom, so that you two could have sex in front of it. He loves to pound into you from behind, holding your hair, slapping your ass and saying the dirtiest shit, like, "Watch yourself being wrecked by my cock" or "Look how pretty you look, look at your pretty tits boucing like this cause I'm fucking you so hard"

Dirty talk (it's considered as a kink, right?). Come on, Joe is a master at this. He'd spill the filth at random places; like you two are doing grocery shopping and he comes to you holding a watermelon, leans in and whispers in your ear, "I wish I could bend you over this shopping cart and fuck you till you can't move". And you just stand there bewildered, while he continues his routine. Or when you're on some fancy event, he'd put his hand on your waist and say to you quietly, "You look so sexy like this with this red lipstick. Can't wait when these pretty lips are wrapped around my cock". And your eyes go wide as you choke on your drink, while everyone looks at you weirdly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Um, anywhere? Joe's just turned on by you 24/7 (as well as you are by him), so he doesn't mind having sex with you in restrooms, closets, empty hallways, in his trailer, your childhood bedrooms... Once you were at the party and caught your friends having sex; no wonder that fifteen minutes later you and Joe were doing the same thing in the bathroom, of course, in front of the mirror. Sex in his car is a must too, especially when you're driving - he thinks you look really hot while doing so. One time you were almost caught doing it in the car by the police, and since then you can't stop giggling like two teenagers while remembering about it.

But Joe loves sex in your bedroom. He just feels like this is the most intimate place on the Earth, where you two can be sincere and sensitive.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Anything. He's got the crazy sex energy, and literally anything can make him go. Once, when you were brushing your teeth, and wearing one of his old tee-shirts and baggy pajama pants, he decided it was a good idea to start teasing you, by leaving wet, mouth-opened kisses on your neck and by fingering you slowly. You evidently couldn't brush you teeth normally at that moment.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Joe wouldn't do something that'll harm and hurt both of you.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's a pro in giving. You'll be screaming and grabbing his hair tightly, even though he barely touched you. And as you love giving too, he wouldn't ever be against it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

You can experience every pace during the time you have sex. He may start roughly, pounding into you harshly, and then go slower, stretching you gently and whispering sweet nothings against your skin.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Joe loves quickies. Once when he was on set and had to leave for shooting in five minutes, he pinned you against the wall of his trailer and fucked the soul outta you. "It's just a preview of what you're getting at night", he winked at you while leaving and you just gasped. This man is something, y'all.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

You both love taking risks. Joe enjoys having sex when the guests you invited to your party may come at any moment; he once decided to start fingering you while you were at dinner with your family. "Such a good girl, taking me so well", he whispered in your ear when you struggled not to moan loudly in front of your parents. "I'm gonna fuck you so good when we get into the car. I'm gonna reward you for being such a good girl and not cumming here".

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

If he and you are feeling alright, 2 and more rounds. But if one of you is not okay, and the sex is just full of love and reassurance, there'd be just one round.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You own toys. And Joe's using them on you. Especially when he's being a little shit - means when he's edging you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Once you were having an unplanned and sloppy sex in the secluded bathroom at one after-party of the awards, and he pulled out right when you were about to cum. He initiated the sex and denied you both. That's how much of a "tease" he is.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's loud when he's in the mood. He can moan loudly, and sometimes when you feel incredibly good he comes while screaming your name.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Joe's got a breeding kink. (It's not really surprising, though, this man radiates dad energy). He gets hard just thinking about you being pregnant with his child. Man wants to have a family with you, and that's why he can barely keep it in his pants when you're around (always).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His dick is a perfect size to make you scream. That's it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Joe's sex drive is immeasurable. You have no idea how this man can always be horny and ready to fuck.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep as soon as you two cuddle; when you start breathing in unison, he nods off pretty quickly, still holding you tightly.

[dedeimagines]

A-Z list with Tom Hiddleston please. Thirsty Thursday

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s cuddly AF; Tom likes to talk to you about random shit to you after y'all have had sex, he’s very gentle as well

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his shoulders and your hands

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s not into??? cum all over you??? if you know what i mean??

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really likes getting dirty pics from you

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Tom has had his fair share of sexy nights, he knows what he’s doing and he’s pretty damn good at it

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

missionary or anything where he can see your face

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

depends, sometimes he tries to make you laugh and smile and other times he only wants you moaning his name

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he’s pretty maintained down there

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

OH BOY he is a SUCKER for romance, literally anything and everything he does is like??? uber romantic

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Tom doesn’t touch himself a lot? i mean, sometimes in a hotel room or something but?? not all the time

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

overstIMULATION 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

bedrooooom

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

you playing with his hands or just doing random domestic things

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he WONT hurt you

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he will eat you out for hours if he has the time

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

mostly slow

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Tom’s down for a quickly if he’s horny and has places to be

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

eh? he’s down for trying new things in the bedroom but nothing?? SUPER crazy ya feel

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he can go two-three rounds

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

he will 100% use toys on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’s a tease in the sense that he likes to go slow even if you are literally BEGGING him to do something

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

tom is not loud at all, he likes to hear you and only you

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Tom really likes to watch you strip down in front of him, the first time you did so it was over a Skype call while he was hundreds of miles away and OH BOY when he got bacK….

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

he’s thicker then most and maybe a little longer

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

not that high

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not fast at all, he could cook you a whole ass meal after y'all finished

[astralkilljoy]

the band/chorus trip of hell

so for six days the band and chorus kids went on a road trip to cleveland niagara falls and toronto and oH M y Go D it was insANE and yeah this is gonna be a long post so I’m adding a read more to save y'all the trouble

warning: some of this stuff may be a bit nsfw

Day 1 - 12 fucking hours with these people on a bus to cleveland with terrible wifi - I was stuck in the very back with the rest of the seniors with no outlets - this guy W took a pad and stuck it over his eyes and we all joked about “eyepad” - someone brought a two liter bottle of dr pepper and some of it spilled so W suggested we clean it with the pad because it was very absorbent - we all shared the dr pepper just drinking straight out of the bottle - idk if I heard correctly but I think there was something about deepthroating a tampon? I was half asleep ok - niamh broke a vending machine at a rest stop in pennsylvania - when we arrived at the hotel we all went to the pool - there was also a hot tub - this sign said only six people could be in there at a time but we’re music kids and we don’t listen to anything so there was at least ten to fifteen of us at some point - these two guys Z and D started groping each other even though D has a girlfriend

Night 1 - I roomed with niamh @save-the-squirrels and two sophomores becca @theamazingphanologists and H - which was very interesting - when I went to fill this container with ice I ran into at least five people with face masks - niamh started talking about how waluigi’s “wah” was hilarious and I suggested she play a video of him saying that - so niamh found a ten hour video and started playing it while H was in the shower - H walked out to me becca and niamh crying of laughter from this video - next thing you know waluigi is apparently haunting our room thanks to H and we were all saying “wah” - for the rest of this trip the entire group would be saying “wah” - when we went to bed niamh wanted to sleep but H didn’t so she took out the ironing board and then tried to put it back into the closet open - H and becca had the bed in front of the mirror and H freaked out because she didn’t want to look at herself and thought waluigi was haunting the mirror so she and becca attempted to cover the it with towels - that didn’t work out so she took the book of mormon from the drawer and put it on top of the mirror and put the bible on top of her bed’s headboard

- niamh announced lights out but our beds had light things so i turned mine on and moved it so it was facing the wall and niamh becca and H started doing hand puppets - “I just want some sleep” - niamh - I’m pretty sure our neighbors hated us already

Day 2 - there were more than fifteen people in the hot tub this time - “who wants to throw down in the denny’s parking lot?” - niamh - THESE CUPS AT DENNY’S

- we saw the cleveland orchestra and you either loved or hated the second piece - we ate lunch after at the jolly scholar and Z made us walk in a giant circle to get there not because he didn’t know where he was going - he knew what he was doing - but because he just wanted to annoy us - we all went to this italian restaurant called buca di beppo for dinner and bOY was that interesting - the walls were full of photographs and many were um… interesting - one table we passed by had a giant pope bust in the middle - the food was inedible - no really the chicken parm was pretty much store bought frozen chicken with slices of melted cheese on top and the spaghetti idek how to describe it but I wanna see gordon ramsay try that food - the fettuccine wasn’t that bad and they gave us chocolate chip cookies afterwards though - apparently the men’s bathroom had this interesting picture so we sent one of the freshmen to confirm it

- this fucking mural

  - this

- “I hate your nipples. put that nipple away” - niamh

Night 2 - the “wahs” continued back in our room - so yeah while I was showering the people next door were apparently fucking and becca niamh and H could hear them - according to becca they fucked again after niamh and I fell asleep - also I apparently moan in my sleep?

Day 3 - we had competitions before going to cedar point - after the competition a sacrifice circle formed while we waited to get on the bus - it started raining in the afternoon and oh my god - the awards were under a pavilion but we were all cold and wet and grumpy - they were playing music like party in the usa and call me maybe and everyone was having a jam session before the awards - the band won first in our division and chorus second - half of us went back on the bus and the other half stayed in the park for another two hours - our band director stayed on the bus and I feel like she regretted that - it was interesting - this girl R started telling us stories of shitting herself… - the band director came to the back and listened to a few before just giving up on us and went back to the front - “i don’t know if you can vape alcohol” - niamh

Day 4 - “waluigi is not eating snickers” - niamh - we went to this restaurant called eat n park for breakfast and we found out that hashbrowns are called tater cakes in the midwest and we all lost our shit about it - one of the waitresses asked us where we were from and someone said boston and the way the waitress pronounced boston also made us lose our shit - “this rest stop is depression” - niamh - it rained so much when we went to niagara falls - like we ended up only doing maid of the mist and not cave of the winds - R can religiously marry people so becca and H 2.0 got married in line for the boat - we went to these weird gift shops where I ended up getting a stuffed cat and we saw this  

- there was also a broken gumball machine in one store that still gave us gumballs

Night 4 - oH MY G oD - we are 99% sure that our hotel floor was haunted - like the ghost of waluigi followed us to canada - one of the boys’ rooms had a tv that randomly turned on and went to static (I think it was my brother’s room?) - becca was taking pictures of our room with the flash on and this happened (look in the mirror, and yes it was taken with flash) 

- apparently people from other floors like to come to this one and roam around before going back to their rooms - there was a bible in our room again and once again it was put over H’s bed - the baTHROOM FLOORS WERE HEATED - H bought this weird snowman/chicken hybrid stuffed animal for someone? she thought it was a chicken and me becca and niamh just died laughing  - I took a shower and I walked out to niamh and H talking in russian accents and at that point I was about to lose my mind - *in russian accent* “we are going to drink maple syrup for breakfast… probably” - niamh

Day 5 - we woke up to the snowman/chicken thing on the window even though it was on top of the tv the night before and no one knows how it got there - we speculated that waluigi moved it

- “I pledge allegiance to the flag-” - W “ what the fuck W we are in canada” - niamh

-we did a photo contest at the aquarium -becca and H 2.0 got married twice again at the aquarium - the entIRE BACK OF THE BUS WOULD NOT STOP WITH THE RUSSIAN ACCENTS -it was constant “oh nos” and “what fucks” and “shut your fucks” and I was actually going to lose my mind - “in russia there is no ___ there is only child labor”

Night 5 - jesus fucking christ - once again I get out of the shower and I see becca niamh and H doing weird shit - aka summoning the ghost of waluigi with a walu-ouija board made from a hotel notepad and fruit loops 

- one of the chaperones doing check ins walked in on the summoning - after we were taped in we got a call that was completely silent except for some breathing and H freaked out - we got a few more that had the ten hour waluigi video playing and H was convinced that the summoning actually worked and waluigi was calling - we basically went on a manhunt accusing every person we could think of and it wasn’t until the next day that we found out who it was

Day 6 - I had to sit on the bus for long periods of time on the way home again - a tire popped or something on the chaperone van so we had to sit in the perkin’s parking lot until they got a rental - there was a lot of leg massaging between W and Z - the back of the bu went fucking overboard with the russian accents oh my god - I really was going to lose it - we kept asking around about the waluigi calls until C finally spoke up and said she and R were doing it - semen allergies apparently - “do not use nair on your genitals” - niamh - “if I ever have to eat a golden corral agaiin I’m gonna punch myself in the face” - niamh

tldr: everyone was fucking crazy and obsessed with waluigi and russia and I was about to lose my mind dealing with these people