#craneception

[askprofessorcrane]

Over a Cup

@frightful-inquiries

Alright, Professor. There’s no doubt you’ve peaked my interest. Or... our interest, rather- I’m still getting used to the reality of multiple realities. It is an adjustment.

Accuse me of being conceited but I wholeheartedly agree with you- it certainly is not every day an opportunity such as this presents itself. It all feels rather ficticious, but I know unquestionably I’m not experiencing a delusion. Therefore I am invested already, I have many inquiries as do you I imagine, and as you claim we have little time to exchange them I suggest we begin!

I suppose I’ll initiate this banter, in questioning why you’re all locked up in that chicken coop? I can tell by that grisly uniform as well as that horrid shoebox of a chamber. Surely you do not plan on residing there for too long. It isn’t very snug.

[amusebouch]

Craneception: A crane lifting a crane lifting a crane lifting a crane.

[inquisitormakalicadash]

Craneception

[justgamingaround]

[Just Cause 4] Craneception via /r/GamePhysics https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/a5gc7x/just_cause_4_craneception/?utm_source=ifttt

[askprofessorcrane]

...Ah, I would suppose indeed, it is, yes.

You’ll have to forgive the confusion in my initial response to your- er- my approaching. The last time I “spoke to myself”, I was intoxicated while gazing at the mirror in the lavratory.

I was merely unsure with myself on wether or not I was stewed.

Pardon my asking, but what is it exactly that brings you to me?

...Hah, what an inane question. What draws me to myself? I can conjur up a list.

....What?

[blazepress]

Just a crane, lifting a crane thats lifting a crane thats lifting another crane.

[askprofessorcrane]

Hm.

I believe you.

I do agree, that given all the factors in place, trying to execute a means of escaping this rediculously exessive confinement you’re in at the moment in your typical manor would be an incautious task on your own. I cannot blame you for preferring to mull on ideas rather than engage in Russian roulette.

What a sticky situation indeed, I can understand why you would be reluctant to pester poor Tetch for his assistance on this matter, though it is a crying shame, because I am thinking he would indeed be the perfect tinker for that task!

How irritating that you are unable to approach him without appearing suspicious in the watchers eyes.

Nevertheless, a supposition comes to my mind; say hypothetically that someone unexpectedly were to... weasel their way inside from the outside, and remain undetected?

From there, it would be child’s play to unshackle Tetch, and then bring him to you so that he might take a looksie at that ugly neckbrace.

Oh, but it is difficult to fathom the possibility of an individual that would know you, Tetch and Bolton well enough, who would be familiar with you and with all your surroundings, who could put all those trains in motion in a reliant way.

If only there were two of you!

Over a Cup

@frightful-inquiries

Alright, Professor. There’s no doubt you’ve peaked my interest. Or... our interest, rather- I’m still getting used to the reality of multiple realities. It is an adjustment.

Accuse me of being conceited but I wholeheartedly agree with you- it certainly is not every day an opportunity such as this presents itself. It all feels rather ficticious, but I know unquestionably I’m not experiencing a delusion. Therefore I am invested already, I have many inquiries as do you I imagine, and as you claim we have little time to exchange them I suggest we begin!

I suppose I’ll initiate this banter, in questioning why you’re all locked up in that chicken coop? I can tell by that grisly uniform as well as that horrid shoebox of a chamber. Surely you do not plan on residing there for too long. It isn’t very snug.