#crane wives please come back to my city I couldn’t go last time because of the date pleaseeee

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Intention Headaches Chapter Eight

Silver, copper alloy, platinum, titanium. Sleek, metallic. Smooth.

Walls, reinforced with microscopic creatures of machination. Ecosystems of patrons who shivered whenever their elbows interacted with icy table surfaces. Everyone took turns at the idea of adjustment and in their heads, it was the same, wooden, familiar air. Outside the head, the air held a clean, sterile flavor. In the middle of it all, a bartender, joined by two leaders.

“It’s not right,” one, a silver, sly, never shy lady spoke. “The bar isn’t supposed to reflect the rest of the city. We expect certain things. This isn’t one of them.”

“I know,” the bartender gave a tender, never terse, reply. “I don’t like it either, but it’s only temporary until the repairs are finished. Then the image of what people think of when they think of a bar will return.”

She slammed her fist onto the table only to take note of it not feeling like a tree being punched, but rather one’s whole being being tested by unbreakable glass.

“No one comes to the bar for the socialization! Nor for the drinking! It’s not for pleasure, not for entertainment, and under no circumstances does anyone show up for the ‘atmosphere’! No, we all come for the image!” Her rousing speech moved the bartender, but not because of the words, but because someone had requested a drink.

“I agree. Just try to make do.”

“Oh, I am making do! Why do you think I’m here if I’m not? It’s been days, maybe months. Maybe a few hours between a few days and a few months. My sense of time is not dictated by the passage of it, but by the changes made by such passage. Now, pour me a chardonnay.”

“Our ideals intersect,” an earnest elder, pint-size and several pints within his system, took note of the path the silvery lady’s words made. Her face bore irritation at the notion. Her lips were curled in the exact manner one would make to drink a chardonnay.

Two Woolf members spoke over arid spirits, ignoring the airs.

“You wanna hear what happened the other day?”

“Yeah?”

“So I was just outside, it was after the bar closed down and everyone was going home. Streets were empty, I was having a good time, just whistlin’ a tune or two. You know?”

“Yeah.”

“So, like, get this: I see a bucket and for some reason my first instinct was to kick it. I don’t even know why, it was just a bucket, but I just had such a strong urge to kick the bucket.”

“Did you?”

“No. I reasoned with myself. I said, ‘I don’t know what a bucket’s doing out here, but I’m sure I can take it back home and we can find a use for it.”

“Where was I when you brought it home?”

“I don’t know. Probably in your own room. Doesn’t really matter. Anyway, I bring this bucket to our base and Adeline sees it and you know what she says?”

“No?”

“She goes ‘what use do we have for a bucket? We can get water dispensed for us anytime we want!’ And then you know what she did?”

“What did she do?”

“She opened the front door, took the bucket, and kicked it.”

“What? She kicked the bucket?”

“Adeline kicked the bucket! I couldn’t believe it! I’m sure we could have found a use for it!”

Elsewhere, same vicinity, within the same area, an Annie’s green gabled cheeks turned rosie. She stormed through, her legs thunder bolted across the trimmed, impotent floors. She could have slipped, but didn’t. In her mind, she noticed similar material that made up her arms and legs were also part of the tables and floors. Her voice made no such note.

“Why did Dave do it?” She demanded to a group of drunkard chit-chatters. Most of the chats chittered, but in garbled mumbles.

“He probably felt it was the right thing to do,” those few gave their estimation of an explanation.

“Why didn’t you go with him?”

Shoulders, upward, downward.

“Who would we be if all of us were gone?”

She shook her head. “It just makes no sense…”

Hands on her shoulders. She knew who because she didn’t like those hands.

“Such is the ways of men, my darling daughter.” Mother Gothel, as Annie let her thoughts show, stood and smiled in a way that told all about her; protective and distant. Cruel and tender. “Always risking their lives in the name of some non-existent ‘glory’. Now, be grateful you aren’t like that.”

Annie unplaced those hands in order to decrease the tension of her shoulders. She began to walk away, only managing twelve steps before the mother of the Sextons raised a sharp question.

“Do you have nothing to say to me? Dear daughter, do not tell me you cared for this Dave, failed leader that he was.”

However tense, Annie answered. “Of course not; it’s that he gave me many dalmations, dogs that I love very much, and I do not know how I will manage to take care of them.”

Remnants of Wallace chimed, “how many dalmations?”

“About ninety-nine and two, I think. Or maybe ninety-eight and three. I have lost count.”

Mother who leads the Sexton made haste toward the door leading outside the safety of the bar. Her parting words, “I must make haste, I have many machinations to cultivate.”

Annie sat with the remnants, who reminisced.

“Gee, sure will miss boss, I suppose.”

“Yeah, he was always one to hate irony unironically.”

Annie thought of how the table she sat at could have once been a part of her.

Overhead, out of sight, a few tables down, an old man overheard.

“The ways of man, eh...I would have loved to have heard more...mhm…” He stroked the wrinkles of his chin. “I remember being young and well versed in such ways.”

“Aye, as do I,” a comrade of the old man concurred.

“I’ll be turning 27 this year,” old and young divided between face and age.

“Join the club!” Yelled someone, a gang member. Not one in particular.

“Huh?”

“I’ll be turning 27, too!”

Everyone within the diameter of the conversation erupted in laughter.

Ernie, however, scoffed.

“Harold and I are too opposite.”

“How so?” Sylvie, still on a sip, yet paused to simmer in the heat of this elder child. “Don’t the both of your gangs love men?”

“Another whiskey!” Demands from the child. Bar softener went into compliance. Ernie, turned toward Sylvie. “The Crane gang is filled with men loving men, I, however, believe, yes, in, the, ideals, of masculinity.”

“I see...still too old for your skin.”

“I am of the belief that we should devote ourselves only to a woman and a woman only! To fight with nothing but our fists, and deliver to our wives an animal that we have wrestled to death as a trophy!”

Adeline, not too far, added a line.

“As a lesbian, I can get behind this,” she missed the part of the conversation about men and masculinity as she was too busy having her arms around a Sexton gang lady. Sexton lady, name of Ann (not to be confused with Annie) was wrapped around Adeline’s arms and voracious appetite.

“They’re lesbians,” Harold observed. 

Porcupine and a nondescript turtle, stood aside a wall also not too far from Adeline.

“Speaking of which, I started thinking, my good friend, that since I love and respect women, the best way to show my respect is to be a woman. So my name is now Elaine. Same number of letters as Sydney, which you already know not to call me.”

“Correct.” Nondescript.

“I almost went with Esther, but I’ve never been a religious person.”

Riley made a grunt and looked at his surroundings.

“What’s wrong? Do you think we are broken people? No, it’s the system that’s broken. But we must never go against it, because if we do, we’ll all be gone,” Elaine addressed the gesture.

“I’m just here to get drunk…” a nondescript named Riley declared in moaning motions.

Such motions led Riley to the bartender. “Just give me something.” Riley asked of the bartender.

“How poetic,” mused the short earnest.

“Do not talk to me of poetry,” scolded Syl.

“Why so critical tonight?”

“Woolf leader isn’t here, so I must take her place as the scathing one.” Noble, virginal wolf would be pleased.

“Where is she?”

“Had another case of the ailment, aye.”

“What you got against poetry?” Shambled a drunken Harold.

Syl in heat. Heat of passion. Passion is angry. Heat of anger. The height of anger, subdued. Mellow and ready for a silent strike.

“Poets are nothing but liars and thieves. We in gangs have honor, have our convictions. There is no honor among thieves. Poets are not to be trusted.”

Harry broke a bottle against the sterile surface of a table’s edge. “Them’s fighting words! You take what you said and undo your damages!”

“Aye, but it’s true. They pick and choose their emotions, omit certain things to give you an image. It’s what they decide sounds good versus the reality of the situation. Sometimes things aren’t beautiful, but you wouldn’t tell just by reading about it, now would you? I ask, what do we need of poets in these times?”

“Poetry isn’t always beauty, sometimes what’s written is the ugly!”

“Aye. But then it’s just the bad that they want you to see. In hopes that you find the less savory just as much a thing of beauty.”

“But we can use words to inspire hope! To lead!”

“Can you not do that with your actions?”

You can perform a great many things, but cannot do so after your lifetime. Words may last well after all your bones have become dust!”

Syl sipped, simmered in her laughter, soft. Then, “is that all you have? Your words? If your words aren’t preserved, no one will even know they existed. Me, I’m here for a good time, not a long one.”

Ragged, dirty, Harry broke another bottle.

“You wanna go? I’ll gut ya! No one disses poetry ‘round me!”

“Very well,” her lips spread at the prospect, a hidden pistol in her pocket. “But be warned that I do not fear walking at night. Many a time I have conversed with sailors, heard their stories, and went on about my way. I have traveled to the darkest reaches of alleys and had many a gun pointed at me only to walk closer and demand that they pull the trigger, then fire from a weapon of my own before they have time to react. I have felt the grazes of bullets and walked through the smoke of many explosives only to sit here today, taking sip after sip of my drinks.”

Hearth man sank, recoiled, and slinked away to the comforts of the Crane.

“I’m too sober for sophistry,” sighed Syl, then pieced her body out from her stool seat until she stood and stretched. “I’m leaving. My base of operations needs me.”

Bartender swayed open hand as a sign of farewell.

“Before I leave, I’ll say this,” she said, before she left. “There is a reason us gang leaders save for Hemingway’s seldom show up; some of us are made to forget. Drinking brings the truth out.”

Sylvie exited the safety of the bar and entered the safety of the night, just as there always was a night.

“She will return,” Hemingway’s leader stated.

“I know,” said the one tending to the bar.

Less tender was the table Annie sat at, discussing the matter of a mission involving two gang leaders.

“It’s come out that the one responsible for the trafficking of those drugs was an unofficial gang leader of the Cowen gang - a gang made up of three subgangs: the Burroughs, Kerouacs, and Ginsbergs.”

“Yeah, but that’s just a rumor. Everyone knows those gangs are just stories we tell each other at the bar!”

“It came from a report by the Homeowner’s Association. Pretty sure not a rumor.”

“Okay, so what did the leader of the Cowen gang want?”

“Who knows? My guess is what all of us want: just a little bit of romance right before we die.”

“I wish we could have seen what happened…” Annie added to the conversation.

“What good would it have done?”

“Well, what good did it do for Dave to join with the leader of the Kanes?” She looked around. Card sharks still swam in the shallow end.

“He wanted to match her energy, which was funny, since she was always trying to match ours,” Kane fragment figured. Few Kane members sat with Wallaces in solidarity for their fallen.

Annie and the rest of the remnants and shards laughed a keg full of laughter. Bartender had an announcement:

“Since our bar is still being repaired, karaoke night is suspended. Instead, enjoy this simulation.”

 Siri walked up to the counter where the bartender was cleaning glasses. She slumped over, still in an overcoat, her face obscured by a margin.

“One coffee, please…” her voice a low, groggy groaned murmur. Bar served grog, she knew this.

“We serve alcohol,” the bartender told.

“I know this. I want coffee. I’m tired and I’ve been up all night because my gang makes too much noise. They won’t let me move on to the next mission because they’re poking at the last one. It’s insufferable!”

Of course, everyone could see through her.

The bartender served her coffee and she chugged it down. Then, her image faded.

“Thank you for attending the simulation tonight,” the bartender announced on a screen at every table. No one noticed the announcement nor the simulation.

Many were instead focused on the table where Elaine sat and captivated a fair deal of attention.

“Hey boss, tell us the one about the bun in the oven!”

It was a good joke, solid history. One anyone could laugh to. Or snore. Never a dull moment.

“Okay, so it begins with the mixing the ingredients...then you got the dough...then you stick ‘em in and watch as the yeast rises…”

Bartender let everyone know that it was closing time some few minutes after the joke started being told. Long after the bar closed, out on the neon sidewalk, Elaine kept the joke going.

[griffinsanddragons]

Keep on Swimming

She quite liked whales, but she didn’t want to be dragged and lured into the depths of her Mother’s end of the sea. Poor Hawke isn’t ready to be married. 

Leandra brushes her daughter's hair. #Filanders but mostly a story about a Mother and her Daughter.

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Her Mother never seemed to be the sentimental type— she adored her dresses, jewelry, and smartly worn shoes, but it wasn’t long before those things were discarded, forgotten, or simply lost behind much finer things. Still, Leandra owned that same silver hairbrush longer than Filia had even been alive—And it used to be so pretty.

But now, it seemed to have been forgotten as well, tucked behind ribbons, pins, and boxes of jewelry.

‘There’s power in these things,’ her mother once told her, sitting at the mirror as she brushed her long, beautiful hair: Her crowning glory. ‘Power in the things I’m teaching you—Do you understand Filia?’ And though she nodded before turning her attention to ‘the little ladies book of floral arranging’ she’d been gifted for her 9th birthday, she didn’t quite understand—not really.

As she grew older, taller, and further away from her Mother’s hip, Filia became proficient in sword fighting and power became more than just a word: it overflowed with life and meaning.

She had the power to protect her family, the power to fight, the power to decide someone’s fate; to take a life (break their bones and watch them bleed,) or let them free to live another day—and it was both thrilling and terrifying.

The power her Mother spoke of, however, had little to do with such things. Her ‘Lady Lessons,’ as Bethany called them, hadn’t made her feel anything except maybe taller (she grew fond of those cunning leather boots with little straps and short heels.)

‘By your age, I’d be wearing high heels and gold jewelry,’ Her Mother once said, pulling those unforgiving bristles through the tangles of her hair, ‘…You’d be arranged to marry the son of a Nobleman or even a Prince! Wouldn’t that have been so lovely?’

Filia didn’t have a proper answer for her then, she didn’t know any Nobleman or Princes, but now she could be certain: No—It wouldn’t have been lovely.

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She didn’t much care for the Noblemen and women of the city; they were selfish, scheming and vain. She couldn’t fathom why her Mother would be so eager to return to such a life of pettiness and rivalry.

And as she thumbed her fingers through the bristles of her Silver Hairbrush, nails catching on fallen strands of her mother’s graying hair, Filia could almost hear her voice, stern and disapproving in her ear.

Because she hadn’t found a Prince or the son of a Noble to marry, but instead found a partner who suited her perfectly, a partner who kissed her for the first time that morning.

The thought of which pulled a secret smile across her cheeks.

He said it would be a disaster, but the words seemed to melt or simply flutter away when he kissed her again and smiled. He promised to see her again that night—so long as the door was open to him.

And it was because she knew it would be open that Filia stood both nervous and giddy, thinking back on all the things she’d been taught as she stood before her Mother’s vanity—her hair damp and body dressed in nothing but a robe as the orange light of the setting sun gleamed like a halo behind her body.

She snuck into her Mother’s bedroom, pausing every few moments to ensure she wasn’t around. She was supposed to be brushing her hair, but Instead, it sat damp and forgotten against her shoulders, curling out into a crown of coils and screws.

Perhaps she’d been wrong before—this was both thrilling and terrifying (yet she still felt no more powerful than she had this morning.)

Nevertheless, Filia felt as though she were floating on the calm, even waves of an open sea.

Beside a pink tinted bottle of flowery perfume sat a comb and a jar of honey-colored oil: liquid gold, she referred to it as. It was a simple, yet expensive pleasure and one of the only things both she and her Mother could agree to enjoy.

She unscrewed the lid, dipped her fingers inside, and combed it through her hair, following the path her Mother’s brush made with a delighted hum.

She couldn’t wait to see him again. The simple thought of waiting for tonight sent her writhing in melodramatic agony.

“Filia?” She jumped at the sound of her name, swirling around and setting down the brush so fast the other trinkets rattled. “What are you doing?” Her Mother sounded more amused than anything else as she stood in the passage of the doorway.

“I just needed a brush—mine is too soft so it doesn’t…” She couldn’t tell her Mother the truth, that she had a man coming to see her—even if that man was just Anders— as these were hardly the actions of the dignified lady her Mother wanted her to be.

And suddenly, she was no longer floating—but rather slipping down beneath the endless waves of a troubled sea.

‘There’s so much I wanted you to see,’ Filia recalled her saying as they moved the last of their things into the estate. ‘And now I can show you! Teach you everything, all that I couldn’t before.’ And she looked so happy, so excited, that Filia didn’t dare speak.

Because she didn’t mind dressing up, staring at art, or eating fancy cheese—but she didn’t need those things to be happy.

All Filia wanted was for her Mother to be happy.

“Are you going somewhere, at this hour?”

“No.” She said because it wasn’t a lie, “I just needed to brush my hair.” Still, Leandra made a noise that sounded like a mix of laughter and disbelief, and in her eyes was the same look of suspicion she’d conjure when Filia came home late at night.

And she wondered if her Mother somehow knew—if she somehow acquired the ability to read minds because Leandra wore that same stern look across her face whenever her daughter began a sentence with ‘My friend Anders,’ as though she somehow knew what had been blossoming between them.

Would it be so bad if she did know? Filia asked herself, still standing awkwardly beneath her Mother’s gaze. She’d fallen for her own dashing apostate, after all, and certainly couldn’t judge her choices or taste in romantic partners.

Despite this Filia knew that her Mother could, and would, judge her tastes. Because, from the moment of her birth, Leandra wanted something different for her daughter; a high society life—a life Anders could never provide.

“Let me,” She offered, walking up to her side. “I’ve wanted to fix your hair for so long now, ever since you began to wear it long again—it suits you.” Without even waiting for her confirmation or consent, Leandra took the brush and directed Filia to sit.

She tried to protest, knowing her Mother would take too long and pull too hard on her tender scalp, but Leandra remained stern. And when Filia finally did relent, her Mother snapped her head toward the mirror and dug the stiff bristles through her hair. “That hurts!” She whined, scrunching up her face indignantly. But her mother had selective hearing and often filtered out the words she didn’t want to hear her daughter speak.

“You can wear it like this next time there’s a party and charm every fellow there.” Her Mother’s soft hands pushed down against the warm flushed skin of Filia’s neck. Though she did not reply, Leandra must have sensed her daughter rolling her eyes because she continued on persistently:

“Isn’t it time you thought about marrying? You have such a lovely face—you can find yourself a fine match with a good man.”

She felt the need to bite back her tongue, to remain quiet as she sunk deeper into the sea.

“I don’t have anything in common with those people.”

“But you do:  Amell blood runs through you the same as it does me. Your friend Aveline was married.”

“Aveline’s old,” she joked, tilting her head upward to see what it was her Mother was doing, only for her neck to be craned downward once again.

“She isn’t much older than you are. Haven’t…Haven’t you ever wanted to see the world? To live the best life? The right husband can do that for you. He can take you to see the theater in Orlais, the pyramids of Nevarra, and all sorts of wonderful things. With the right husband and enough coin—you could sail anywhere you pleased.”

Despite her more poetic of thoughts, Filia never cared much for the ocean, and absolutely hated the sea—there was no telling what manner of beasts lurked beneath the water. Once, she read about a large, monstrous creature with 8 long tentacles that wrapped around its prey, holding them still as it ate them alive.

Even the mightiest of ocean dwellers could be scarred by its sharp hooks or hidden beak; and though it’s said to soar through the water like an intelligent bird with mighty wings, Filia thought that creature was terrifying.

She always preferred the quiet, mysterious power of the great whale, but even they weren’t safe from that creature’s reach—that is, if the sailors and their old wives tales could be believed.  (After all, she was certain that creature more often found itself in the whale’s giant belly.)

Nevertheless, she sometimes felt like the Whale: powerful, strong, and great, yet not immune to her Mother’s hooked reach.

“I have enough coin to do that on my own. I’m not interested in getting married—not yet anyway.” She added as her plan to meet with Anders came to mind. It was far too soon to know if a marriage between them could be a possibility.

Regardless, any smile her Mother may have held in her voice fell and slipped away.

“Yes, I suppose you aren’t. You’d rather go out to fight criminals until you drop dead in the street. Is that what you want? For me to lose you too?” The hooked arm of her Mother’s disappointment wrapped tightly around her throat, snatching the air from her lungs, making it difficult to breathe.

“I’ve only been helping the guard,” And though that wasn’t a lie—she did help the guard occasionally—Filia and her Mother both knew that it wasn’t the only thing. Still, she didn’t have the heart to tell her what she’d really been up to: fighting Templars, Demons, and the occasional Dragon and Bloodmage.

“I-I know you worry, Mother, but I’ve been training more with Aveline. I’m good at this, so-”

“But you don’t need to do it anymore!” She put down the brush with more force than necessary and the whole vanity began to shake. “You don’t need to fight.” Her voice dropped down to a whisper, like a calm amidst the rain. “Maker knows you shouldn’t have had to before. I shouldn’t have let you. I should have kept you safe—There’s a reason I wanted this life for you, Filia. You risked too much going down to those Deep Roads, don’t you think you’ve had enough? You’re capable of so much, of so much more and you deserve the best—that’s what I want for you now. After everything…” She slid a pin, and then a ribbon into her hair.

But something inside her shuttered then so she jerked away from her Mother’s hand.  ‘No!’ she wanted to scream but kept her lips pressed together tightly.

She didn’t want to be dragged and lured into the depths of her Mother’s end of the sea, a place she didn’t know or like or even cared to understand. She’d go to the balls, the concerts, and the parties—but Filia could never change for her, she wanted to be free—if only in this.

And as she turned her head up to look her Mother in the eye through the mirror, Filia thought she saw a hint of guilt in Leandra’s tired gaze. It was only after a moment she noticed her hair.

It was perfect—pinned up into a thick, charming braid that rung her head like a halo, a red ribbon strung through the loops like a cascading wave.

And that’s when Filia realized: her Mother hadn’t turned her into a Lady, not exactly, she’d turned her into the girl she used to be; the one who loved balls and dresses and lace— the girl her daughter could have been had she not run away with her dashing apostate.

Did her Mother regret the life she’d given her? Regret running away? It hadn’t been the life she expected, but they were comfortable, warm, and happy.

Filia wasn’t sure if she’d ever find the answer to that as she lowered her head to look away.

She was strong, and feared, and powerful—she could do much more than her Mother was willing to believe but Filia didn’t have the heart to keep fighting.

“…I know.” She told her, and the resignation weighed her down like the crushing force of the sea—yet she knew she’d find a way to keep swimming.

Her mother may not understand her, but she only wanted the best—to protect her now with dresses and social grace so that she may spend the rest of her life in quiet luxury, safe behind these walls with no need to put on her armor and fight.

Would she have been happy had she grown up in a Hightown Estate? Could she have lived her life without having known Aveline? Isabela? Merrill? Varric? Fenris? Anders? The thought made her heart wrench and sink deep. (She very likely would have met Sebastian, however. He was, after all, a Prince around the same age as she.)

She could hardly imagine it now: A life with carefully chosen friends, with a carefully chosen husband, with carefully bred children, with carefully chosen traits.

And if she did meet a man like Anders? Would she have fallen for him? Even considered becoming his friend? Or would she have disregarded him completely?

Questions formed and formed and formed in her mind and for a long time, the only noise between them was the sound of the brush combing through the tips of her hair.

“…There you are.” Leandra smiled, sliding in the final pin. “You’re so lovely.”

“Thank you, Mother.”

“You’re welcome.” The scent of her perfume lingered like a ghost as her Mother walked away.

But with the sun now completely set with no traces in the sky, Filia had no time to dwell or waste time.

She took her Mother’s brush and returned to her bedroom swiftly, closing the door behind. And as she sat before her own mirror, she pulled the pins and ribbon from her hair—it would never fit into her helmet this way and if the night went as well as she fantasized, the style wouldn’t last anyway.

She’d find a way to work this out tomorrow. Tonight, however, she’d swim free.

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