#cranberry sauce poll

[lifewithchronicpain]

Please reblog for larger sample size. C:

[cowboyera]

Ok a poll:

(For context I was inspired by a local restaurant releasing a thanksgiving themed sandwich with turkey, cranberry sauce and stuffing on a SANDWICH and I literally gagged and I can't imagine anyone paying money for that kind of food)

[beatlespolls]

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Okay here's my dumb latke poll for the year:

Yes these are all bougie foodie things to put on fried potatoes, yes I would personally like to try all of them, don't @ me.

[ranchstoryblog]

November Community Poll: What Does a Power Berry Taste Like?

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

Seasons Greetings 2024!

"Hello Howdy my lovely patreon! and customers! It's time to roll out this years special holiday themed menu items!"

"These items will be sold in restaurant from today untill January 10th 2025, get them before it's too late!"

1: A Christmas Charlie Beer Mug (69.99$)

It's a glass beer mug, that is a small 20 inch long statue of me in a Santa outfit, by also ordering this special item you can as for one daily free refill of beer in the karaoke bar untill January 10th.

2: Christmas bed"lamb" (24.99)

It's a log of lamb with a horn headband on it and a dash of chaos!

[warning dash of chaos is a randomly selected blend of spices]

3: Boars In Blankets (6.99$)

It's a plate of 15 Pigs In Blankets, but made with boar meat, instead of regular pork.

4: Severed Arm (30$)

It's a large chunk of meat, designed to look like a human arm, charlie made sure it dosen't acutally contain any real human meat, but it is really realistic, almost unnervingly so.

5: Chuck-Cakes (5$)

It's a plate of pancakes decorated and made by Chuck, under the guidance of Charlie and Roomba Renaldo, they also come with a cute small flag with chucks face on it.

6: Fruit Cake Punch (8$)

It's a punch bowl, that comes with plastic red solo cups, it's a fruit punch drink that tastes like a fruit cake.

7: Candied Pears (2.50$)

It's a small sqaure of Candied Pears, prepared like candied yams.

8: Ginger Bread Cookies "Charlie Edition™" (20$)

It's a plate of ginger bread cookies, shaped like and designed after Charlie and people in Charlies life.

Charlie, Chuck, Robert, Preston, Cap, Bedlam, Chork, Ronald, Spork, Nathaniel.

You'll get 2 cookies based on each different design/person totaling a pack of 20 cookies.

9: Captain Supreme Christmas Sushi (6$)

It's a plate of 8 pieces of sushi, 4 pieces being California roll, the other 4 are sushi stuffed with turkey marinated in orange chicken sauce, the sushi is also served with a cherry cola flavored cranberry sauce.

10: Galaxy Nog (3$)

It's a special eggnog, with a yin-yang cookie flavor, Charlie made the eggnog look exactly like our galaxy simply staring inside the cup is mesmerizing and is a sight to behold.

11: Stuffing (4$)

It's just regular stuffing, not much special about it, but their are chunks of bacon fried kangaroo meat.

12: Roasted Quail with a side of deviled quail eggs (10$)

It's a quail cooked exactly like a Christmas turkey, but also an ungodly amount of butter.

"And Just like the previous year! we also have some returning items!"

13: Glass Replica of Abel Brannigan's Phone Head. (10.25$)

All phone guys get a 5$ discount on this item, feel the pleasure of breaking this stupid bastard's head, throw it against the wall, smash it with a hammer, stomp it with your feet do whatever! Get out your anger who's the reason phone guys exist.

14: Hot Walrus Chocolate (2.00$)

It’s hot chocolate but made with walrus milk! (STILL Sliverjack Free!)

15: Christmas Water (10.00$)

It’s water imported from the north poll with a sticker saying “Santa's Bath Water.” With a tiny floating Santa toy inside.

16: Veggies (8.99$)

you get a plate full of different veggies like steamed Kohlrabi, Sunchoke fries, Yard Long Beans and of course Brusselberry sprouts with butter included!

17: Mince Pie (1.99$ per slice) 

it’s a Christmas mince meat pie honestly one of the most normal things we’ve got.

18: A Holiday Chatter Phone Christmas Themed Cup (45.50$)

Just as described it's an exact replica of a chatter phone but it has see-through eyes and it's Christmas themed simply stick a straw into the Santa hat and enjoy 20$ worth of drinks at roomba fazbender's completely free after purchase!

19: Chaos Tacos ($3.99)

It's a plate of 4 tacos, all four have different types of meat every order of this will always have different meats and they also each come with different cheese too.

20: Chocolate Lava Candy Cane Infused Cake (15$)

Just as advertised it's a chocolate lava cake but with candy cane chunks inside it.

[wreckitremy]

You're not gonna see the poll that triggered this post for a few days bc my queue is backed up af right now, but it reminded me of something, that reminded me of the post talking about disagreeing that saying the phrase "I love you" so much, waters it down

I vehemently disagreed with that post but could never put it into words why. I don't think I necessarily have the words now, but I feel I'm close enough to try.

The "sign of mental illness besides 'old soul' or 'pleasure to have in class' in childhood" that I had that nobody picked up on, was

Being labeled a crybaby.

I know now that they were meltdowns due to overstimulation and the stress that developed my complex ptsd and dissociative disorder.

I knew they weren't normal, but I didn't know what to do about them. All I knew is that nobody believed that they were genuine.

They didn't think this bc they thought I was lying. They didn't think this bc they thought I was faking.

They thought this bc I cried too much for what they considered normal.

Of course instead of coming to the conclusion that I needed actual help, they just decided I should be ignored, which was also shitty of them, but the point is that

My emotion happened too much for them to believe it was genuine. To believe that it meant something serious, anymore.

Now that was a shitty thing to do to a child, but the grain of truth to their instincts was that love bombing is a thing, where too much emotion is used as a manipulation tactic.

I am unfortunately very familar with love bombing as well bc of the other reasons I developed complex ptsd and a dissociative disorder.

Ironically the dissociative disorder allows me to do the thing of holding two truths at once like this.

An emotion you express can be very real to you, but it doesn't mean the same thing to the person you are expressing it to bc of what is normal to them.

In a meeting of peers, it's not really anyone's fault when these things are genuine. It's just a different sort of incompatible access needs situation.

Bc in those kinds of situations, you're not going to be hearing each other. You may be speaking the same language, but the way you each perceive normal, changes the meaning of almost every word in subtle ways that you don't notice, bc its like the shifting of continents.

It's a hard thing to realize, but I am thankful that I know this. It makes it easier to tell when to stop wasting my energy on an argument.

I didn't want to be thankful for anything during this time of year out of spite for all of the things wrong with the usamerican holidays.

It's bittersweet.

Like I imagine cranberry sauce is, bc I've never tried it, and if that seems really abnormal to you, then that's a good sign to not waste your energy on an argument here.

[raincitygirl76]

This post is a spiritual experience, and every addition makes it even more holy.

P.S. They do sell Ocean Spray sweetened cranberry goo in a can in Canada as well. Also bags of actual uncooked whole cranberries in bags with an Ocean Spray logo.

[Of course, we see it in early October each year, because unlike those heathens south of the border, Canada celebrates its harvest festival close to the end of the actual harvest. But I digress.]

However, while I’ve met Canadians who’ve served Ocean Spray cranberry goo in a can at Thanksgiving, Christmas, and even Easter, I’ve never met anyone who served it exactly as it comes out of the can. The people I know zap it in the microwave until it’s hot and losing its shape. Then mash it with a fork until it looks like actual cranberry sauce.

It still doesn’t taste like actual cranberry sauce after it’s been nuked, of course, but at least it looks the part. And saves perhaps 3 minutes out of the whole 10 minutes of prep it takes to make real cranberry sauce with frozen Ocean Spray actual cranberries.

However, I cannot rule out the possibility that Canadians I have not yet met serve it straight out of the can, cold, and still in the can shape. I’ve never met anybody who will admit they want Pierre Poilievre to be our next prime minister, but opinion polls tell me there are many such people. Therefore there must also be can purists lurking in our midst.

We are a nation of 40 million people, after all. There could be Canucks who engage in barbaric cultural practices like letting the sweetened cranberry goo slide out of the can and serving it exactly like that. 40 million people leaves room for lots of cranberry torturing weirdos.

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

[foxglove-garden]

Turkey day poll

[tanalogyosc]

Kinda bored so here's a poll for no reason totally