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âWhat?!? Are you okay?! Where are you? Iâm coming over.â
   âChill out, Will! I said I broke your mug, not Iâve been mugged.â
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technically it's the 30th now here but I wasn't logged in earlier ahem but anyway happy birthday lovely! I hope it's been a great day! but hey, even if it's not, everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22 (obviously an obligatory lyric since we've both had our 22nd birthdays this month pfft I'm so sorry)

I have been obsessively listening to that and to a cover of it by one of my favorite artists all day! My brother thought I was turning 23 and couldnât figure out why I was listening to it. Happy birthday fellow March baby! â¤
#craftycraftsman#(thalia turns 22)#âłâdon'Ń aŃĸ Đźe wĐ˝y 'caĎ
Ńe Κ don'Ń Ä¸now. â (asks)#âłâaĐź �� Đźore ŃĐ˝an wĐ˝aŃ yoĎ
вargaΚned Ňor yeŃ? â (ooc)
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Howls echoed through the forest as Scathach fought the cucubuths. Three of the disgusting creatures already lay dead around her. In death, they reverted to their human form. Three more still circled her in their wolf forms, with oddly human faces. They were fools to think they could take on the Shadow, especially with only six. However, she knew there were more in the area. The occasional humani killed by a stray cucubuth was hardly reason for concern, but so many cucubuths and so many deaths certainly were. She had heard rumor her enemies were behind it, knowing Scathach would come to the aid of the humans. Even as Scathach cut down the fourth cucubuth, one sprang at her from behind, catching her left arm in its mouth and tearing through the weakened armor. With a yell, the Warrior Maid sank the sword in her right hand into the cucubuth's body. It fell dead to the ground, joining its repulsive brethren. The final cucubuth fell victim to her sword seconds later, just as Scathach heard a faint rustling in the bushes nearby. She whirled around, green eyes scanning the undergrowth. For a moment, the only sound was blood dripping from her wounded arm. Then, she spotted the lanky human hiding in the bushes. She knew he was human; she could smell it. "I know you're there. Come out, it's safe now." @craftycraftsman
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"I got the impression there was something you wanted to tell me" (psst have a thing)
Danie ran a hand nervously through her hair. âOh, right. Not really other than I love you and well, Iâve really missed you.â
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[6:35:10 PM] : WILLIAM SMELLS LIKE SAWDUST AND FLOWERS, ROBIN! TAKE A NOTE [6:35:23 PM] : WILLIAM'S A CARPENTER THATS WHAT HE'S MEANT TO SMELL LIKE [6:35:49 PM] : SO BY LOGIC, YOU ARE A WET FORREST DOG???
#ahopefulbunch#craftycraftsman#;crack is whack#look at how grown up these idiots right here are#she loves you robin#she just wishes you'd dip yourself in the river a little more#she'll steal you some soap from the castle
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ø because why not?
Send ø and my muse will tell your muse...
A song they associate with your muse:Â âHow Far Weâve Comeâ by Matchbox Twenty
A color they associate with your muse: Green
A cartoon/anime/comic etc character they associate with your muse: Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls
A movie they associate with your muse: Braveheart
An animal they associate with your muse: Deer
A fond memory they have of your muse: The first movie night they had together after they moved in together; when they both really got settled and first became better friends.
A question theyâve always wanted to ask your muse but never did: Probably something completely arbitrary but directly linked to Jennaâs insecurities; like if he thinks sheâd be worth dating to somebody or not, but she doesnât ask because it would probably come across the wrong way.
A season they associate with your muse: Autumn
A quote they associate with your muse:Â âEverything is a choice, everything we do.â
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⺠ Netflix          what does their Netflix queue look like? if Netflix has all the TV & Movies!
Muchâs Queue would totally be full of superhero movies and shows. He loves the whole âswoop in and save the dayâ scenarios, as well as the superpowers the characters have contrasted with their normal identities. Heâd also have documentaries and cooking shows in there sometimes, for when he feels like nestling down and just watching nothing much in particular.
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⤠= falling asleep on them ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
send one for my museâs reaction | Accepting

They were being lazy on the couch, it happened sometimes.Guy wasnât totally one that liked to do nothing at all, he oftengot restless, but this time, he didnât feel it too much. Winterhad brought the cold and since he was used to warmertemperatures (most of his assignments were in the desert, orat least somewhere hot), staying indoors and being lazy wasactually a luxury he permitted himself.
He was reading when a foreign weight caught his attention.He looked beside him, surprised to see Will leaning on him.He wasnât against that. It was more that Will wasnât alwayscomfortable in invading his personal space. Guy knew hewasnât the easiest man to approach, despite the fact hewas never very subtle about appreciating the young manâspresence.
So to find him asleep against him...Â
He put a pillow on his thighs as he slowly settled his bookaside, easily lifting the other so he would lay down with hishead against his lap instead of letting him bend his neck againsthis shoulder.
When he was certain the position was a bit more comfortable,he extended his arms to take his book then continued wherehe had stopped.
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||meme||Â For the anon who asked for Jolly/Will
General:
Rate the Ship - Â Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iâm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letâs do it! |Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Well, Jolly is gonna go on forever, so there will be eventual heartbreak unless something changes
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - She was smitten pretty fast, hopes he was too.
How was their first kiss? - (this might be my favourite) It was to keep him out of trouble with some sneaky castle guards; pretending to be his wife. And yes, she muchly enjoyed it
Wedding:
Who proposed? - William
Who is the best man/men? - Luke
Who is the braidâs maid(s)? - Djaq and Robin. YES ROBIN
Who did the most planning? - Probably Robin
Who stressed the most? - William
How fancy was the ceremony? -Not. Back of a pickup truck (more like in the woods) | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Killian
Sex:
Who is on top? - Depends
Who is the one to instigate things? - Probably Jolly
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard (Itâs the damn woods.) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs head
How long do they normally last? - Long enough
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8Â | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Not a possibility
How many children will they adopt? - two or three
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jolly
Who is the stricter parent? - William
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jolly
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jolly
Who is the more loved parent? - Honestly, they would probably say Robin. Bastard.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Robin
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Much
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jolly
Who does the grocery shopping? - Shopping is a sneaky thing that requires everyone.Â
How often do they bake desserts? - not very
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Whatever is available
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - William
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Not much of an option
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It helps when you actually cook on a fire. Less chance of it happening
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Jolly
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Robin
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - doesnât really happen much
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Robin
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jolly
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They usually donât
What are their goals for the relationship? - To not find themselves at the end of a rope
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jolly
Who plays the most pranks? - Robin
#craftycraftsman#heroic#heroicsacrifices#otp:scarlet sails#with special guest appearance by#cocky locksley#v:nottingham
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Frowning, Will glanced to the side and let out a frustrated sigh. âRight. Thanks. I suppose it could have been worseâŚâ
âAye, it could have,â he smiled, then turned more serious. âEverything alright?â
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craftycraftsman liked your post:burgrs: im so worried about tall boysâŚ.be...
yes, will. you are one of the tall boys weâre worried aboutÂ
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(You can have one too because reasons) â
âIf you were a fruit youâd be a fineapple.â
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(I choked oh god⌠I think there was once a grown up!Seth RP blog actually ngl)
ACtual bad dad GisborneÂ
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Considering we have the roommates au I feel like it'd be wrong of me to not ask for the house rules meme oops (only if you want of course though!)
Send me a URL and I'll post 10 house rules their muse and mine would have if they lived together
1. I think itâs pretty much a universal rule with Jenna that the other person in the house has to answer the door and the phone. If Willâs not home Jenna will just hide until the person at the door leaves, or let the answering machine get it.
2. They alternate being on grocery shopping duty, and whoeverâs turn it isnât that week makes the list. Theyâre both pretty thorough when it comes to making the shopping lists. :P
3. They both drive, though one of them will occasionally have to drive the other around, with little complaint.
4. Will does most of the cooking, though there a couple of things that Jenna can make easily; such as frozen pizza and instant noodles. Most of the time theyâll just order takeout.
5. Jenna has to have at least a dayâs notice before Will has his friends over, so she can obsessively clean the apartment prior to their arrival. She gives Will the same courtesy on the rare occasions when she has a friend or relative over (letâs be real itâs usually just Ariana).
6. They have separate Netflix profiles, though they both pay for it. Theyâll often watch movies separately on their own time, but whenever they do watch a movie together, itâs pretty much guaranteed to be something theyâll both enjoy.
7. They unfortunately have to share a bathroom, and despite a few occasional mishaps, for the most part they manage to make it work. This usually leads to simultaneous toothbrushing, which is a disaster waiting to happen.
8. On the off chance that either one of them were to get a date, theyâre not allowed to bring said date over until theyâre 100% sure that the roommate isnât home to avoid any potential awkwardness. So far, they havenât had to worry about this rule.
9. Will has free reign over the coffee maker, since Jenna rarely ever uses it unless she is in dire need of some hot chocolate.
10. They have to do their laundry in shifts, since thereâs only one washing machine in the building.
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@craftycraftsmanâ:
  âAre you sure you can reach?â Will remarked, smirking slightly as he raised his eyebrows at Allan. Still, he stood back to give his friend room. âGo ahead.â

   âHilarious,â Allan replied sarcastically as he snatched the small plastic star from Willâs fingers. âIt just takes a... bit of... ingenuity!â He strained as he clambered atop a table, limbs clutching where they could, but eventually the star was (albeit, lopsidedly) placed firmly at the point of the tree. Allan climbed to the ground and stood looking very proud of himself as he examined his handiwork. âThere.â
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