#craftycraftsman

[justcallmejolly]

I heard there's a girl in one of the villages who has been giving your carpenter quite a lot of attention, trying to cosy up to him and get him inside her home, what do you think of that?

[meme]

“I think William is a grown man and can do as he likes.”

“I also think he would not be the sort to act on such attentions while he is otherwise...involved.”

[jennathearcher]

❛ THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. ❜ (I had to because it amused more than it should pfft)

“You’re hilarious. I’m sure we’re going to need at least one of those things if we’re going to put this thing together. Remind me, whose idea was it to get a futon again? And why did we agree to it?”

[imnotbeingfunny-but]

@craftycraftsman​

“What?!? Are you okay?! Where are you? I’m coming over.”

     “Chill out, Will! I said I broke your mug, not I’ve been mugged.”

[stardustveiins-blog]

technically it's the 30th now here but I wasn't logged in earlier ahem but anyway happy birthday lovely! I hope it's been a great day! but hey, even if it's not, everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22 (obviously an obligatory lyric since we've both had our 22nd birthdays this month pfft I'm so sorry)

I have been obsessively listening to that and to a cover of it by one of my favorite artists all day! My brother thought I was turning 23 and couldn’t figure out why I was listening to it. Happy birthday fellow March baby! ❤

[scathach-theshadow]

Howls echoed through the forest as Scathach fought the cucubuths. Three of the disgusting creatures already lay dead around her. In death, they reverted to their human form. Three more still circled her in their wolf forms, with oddly human faces. They were fools to think they could take on the Shadow, especially with only six. However, she knew there were more in the area. The occasional humani killed by a stray cucubuth was hardly reason for concern, but so many cucubuths and so many deaths certainly were. She had heard rumor her enemies were behind it, knowing Scathach would come to the aid of the humans. Even as Scathach cut down the fourth cucubuth, one sprang at her from behind, catching her left arm in its mouth and tearing through the weakened armor. With a yell, the Warrior Maid sank the sword in her right hand into the cucubuth's body. It fell dead to the ground, joining its repulsive brethren. The final cucubuth fell victim to her sword seconds later, just as Scathach heard a faint rustling in the bushes nearby. She whirled around, green eyes scanning the undergrowth. For a moment, the only sound was blood dripping from her wounded arm. Then, she spotted the lanky human hiding in the bushes. She knew he was human; she could smell it. "I know you're there. Come out, it's safe now." @craftycraftsman

[daniellecountessofderby]

"I got the impression there was something you wanted to tell me" (psst have a thing)

Danie ran a hand nervously through her hair. “Oh, right. Not really other than I love you and well, I’ve really missed you.”

[justcallmejolly]

[6:35:10 PM] : WILLIAM SMELLS LIKE SAWDUST AND FLOWERS, ROBIN! TAKE A NOTE [6:35:23 PM] : WILLIAM'S A CARPENTER THATS WHAT HE'S MEANT TO SMELL LIKE [6:35:49 PM] : SO BY LOGIC, YOU ARE A WET FORREST DOG???

[jennathearcher]

ø because why not?

Send ø and my muse will tell your muse...

A song they associate with your muse: “How Far We’ve Come” by Matchbox Twenty

A color they associate with your muse: Green

A cartoon/anime/comic etc character they associate with your muse: Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls

A movie they associate with your muse: Braveheart

An animal they associate with your muse: Deer

A fond memory they have of your muse: The first movie night they had together after they moved in together; when they both really got settled and first became better friends.

A question they’ve always wanted to ask your muse but never did: Probably something completely arbitrary but directly linked to Jenna’s insecurities; like if he thinks she’d be worth dating to somebody or not, but she doesn’t ask because it would probably come across the wrong way.

A season they associate with your muse: Autumn

A quote they associate with your muse: “Everything is a choice, everything we do.”

[imnotbeingfunny-but]

“Get behind me.” (I know I owe you a reply, which I'll get to asap, but apparently I couldn't resist oops sorry!)

Protective sentence starters

    “Sounds like a plan to me!”

[lordofbonchurch-blog]

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►   Netflix                  what does their Netflix queue look like? if Netflix has all the TV & Movies!

Much’s Queue would totally be full of superhero movies and shows. He loves the whole ‘swoop in and save the day’ scenarios, as well as the superpowers the characters have contrasted with their normal identities. He’d also have documentaries and cooking shows in there sometimes, for when he feels like nestling down and just watching nothing much in particular.

[stardustveiins-blog]

♬ 6 (ssh I'm totally not here rn)

lyric starters. | @craftycraftsman (accepting)

❛ Take this chance, ‘cause it may be our last to be free. ❜

[thelegenddieshere]

▤ = falling asleep on them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

send one for my muse’s reaction | Accepting

They were being lazy on the couch, it happened sometimes.Guy wasn’t totally one that liked to do nothing at all, he oftengot restless, but this time, he didn’t feel it too much. Winterhad brought the cold and since he was used to warmertemperatures (most of his assignments were in the desert, orat least somewhere hot), staying indoors and being lazy wasactually a luxury he permitted himself.

He was reading when a foreign weight caught his attention.He looked beside him, surprised to see Will leaning on him.He wasn’t against that. It was more that Will wasn’t alwayscomfortable in invading his personal space. Guy knew hewasn’t the easiest man to approach, despite the fact hewas never very subtle about appreciating the young man’spresence.

So to find him asleep against him... 

He put a pillow on his thighs as he slowly settled his bookaside, easily lifting the other so he would lay down with hishead against his lap instead of letting him bend his neck againsthis shoulder.

When he was certain the position was a bit more comfortable,he extended his arms to take his book then continued wherehe had stopped.

[justcallmejolly]

||meme|| For the anon who asked for Jolly/Will

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! |Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Well, Jolly is gonna go on forever, so there will be eventual heartbreak unless something changes

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - She was smitten pretty fast, hopes he was too.

How was their first kiss? - (this might be my favourite) It was to keep him out of trouble with some sneaky castle guards; pretending to be his wife. And yes, she muchly enjoyed it

Wedding:

Who proposed? - William

Who is the best man/men? - Luke

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Djaq and Robin. YES ROBIN

Who did the most planning? - Probably Robin

Who stressed the most? - William

How fancy was the ceremony? -Not.  Back of a pickup truck (more like in the woods) | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Killian

Sex:

Who is on top? - Depends

Who is the one to instigate things? - Probably Jolly

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard (It’s the damn woods.) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Long enough

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Not a possibility

How many children will they adopt? - two or three

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jolly

Who is the stricter parent? - William

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jolly

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jolly

Who is the more loved parent? - Honestly, they would probably say Robin. Bastard.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Robin

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Much

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jolly

Who does the grocery shopping? - Shopping is a sneaky thing that requires everyone. 

How often do they bake desserts? - not very

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Whatever is available

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - William

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Not much of an option

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It helps when you actually cook on a fire. Less chance of it happening

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both

Who is really against chores? - Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - Jolly

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Robin

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - doesn’t really happen much

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Robin

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jolly

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They usually don’t

What are their goals for the relationship? - To not find themselves at the end of a rope

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jolly

Who plays the most pranks? - Robin

[jennathearcher]

❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ (I couldn't help myself oops)

“First of all, that was a brilliant usage of a Killers lyric. Second, there are very few things in the world that can’t be fixed by some hot chocolate and some quality time with a friend. You feeling up for talking about it? Or is a distraction a better idea, like a movie or something?”

[imnotbeingfunny-but]

❛ Sometimes I think everyone is just pretending to be brave. ❜ (ssh I'm totally working I just wanted to send a thing because reasons)

    “So... you think I'm pretending when I sneak into the castle? Charming, that is.”

[captainliamjones]

craftycraftsman:

Frowning, Will glanced to the side and let out a frustrated sigh. “Right. Thanks. I suppose it could have been worse…”

“Aye, it could have,” he smiled, then turned more serious. “Everything alright?”

craftycraftsman