#cracked leather

[zegalba]

Miu Miu: crackled leather satchel autumn/winter 2001

[cometblaster2070]

one of my all-time favourite KND episodes genuinely has to be OPERATION L.O.V.E not only because it's the most ridiculous musical ever; but mainly because of THIS:

im genuinely SOBBING look at the five of them in that horrifically ugly leather jacket. the way they're all still dressed up in 50's attire, like look at their hair and clothes they're going all out. THE WAY THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT NUMBAH 3 WITH SUCH LOVE AND SINCERITY HELLO IM CRYING.

you can bet your ass these losers practised for weeks and weeks on end even with all those ridiculous ass evil schemes going on. I'm also willing to be numbah 3 rehearsed with them and was fully on board yk, supporting them through this and all.

like what IS this I can't with this show I love it sm.

[wrmhles]

modern au gale would have read receipts on which would fuck bucky up supremely because he’d be firing off suggestive photos while gale is in public like nobody’s business. aheem aheem 🥺 baby i showed you my big yaoi hand splayed artfully (sleazily) over my stomach in those laundry day jeans with the worn-through hole in the inner thigh that always makes you crazy please respond 🥺 meanwhile gale is doing the sexual equivalent of lowering him into a pool of bloodthirsty piranhas in his brain (already sexual for gale) and burning through his supply of sugar free spearmint extra gum while checking out at the 7/11

[schrano]

"Siffrin? Are you alright, bud?"

Fanart of Siffrin from @cinnamin-is-a-star's Villain Siffrin AU fanfiction To Extend Our Reach to the Stars Above Chapter 11.

[utilitycaster]

In honor of that poll, which has apparently been answered by a bunch of loser rogue-fuckers, and was also written by someone who doesn't even have the update that gives you twelve poll options, please have a good ranking of sexiest D&D 5e classes, from me.

This only has the 13 officially published 5e classes so do not ask me about classes that are not that. Also, the existence of a handful of sexy or unsexy characters of that class does not a sexy or unsexy class overall make. I'm sure these two statements will not shut down all annoying people but by god I hope they shut down some.

Paladin. Self-explanatory: if you don't agree, you better explain yourself, unless you think they are outranked by...

Wizard. As Liam O'Brien said, what's sexier than wizards? And I said "paladins, but no one else." I'm also going to fuck up an Octavia Butler quote and say that her journal did not explicitly state that single-minded devotion is sexy but it is, and that's why wizards and paladins are, undisputably, the top two.

Warlock. Would be higher than wizards on the basis of sheer raw charisma but some warlock classes (archfey, hexblade) are extremely sexy and some are...pots in need of very unique lids, shall we say.

Bard. This is for competency and knowledge of mythology and musical instruments. If you're into some kind of memeriffic 20 CHA 7 INT Roll To Seduce bro shit, get the fuck out of here.

Ranger. Their combat abilities are not as great as they could be but this is also without a doubt the class that will invite you over and make a delicious foraged mushroom risotto and have lit candles they made themself. They are good with animals and can identify constellations. Entire package.

Barbarian and Fighter are tied. Do you prefer a flow state and passion or do you prefer dedication and persistence? Axe or sword? Raw power or precision? Equally valid; it's a matter of personal taste.

Cleric. One of the gods thinks they're special; it's hard not to be drawn in by that. Also, healing is the sexiest magical ability. Points off for the possibility of sanctimonious behavior.

Druid. This is just personal taste but I would find it weird if my partner was sometimes a giant scorpion, and I feel rangers are just the far sexier nature-loving option. People for whom druids are #1, I see you, I respect you, I disagree with you, but I do think you're valid.

Monk. Here's the problem. Yes flexible; everything else is kind of a solid "eh" for me. Honestly I think it's because D&D separates out dexterity and strength even though monks technically need both, and so the low-strength monk archetype really doesn't do it for me. It's not unsexy but it never wows me, and honestly in real life martial arts is usually more an aesthetic joy than a sexy one for me.

Sorcerer. Often physically attractive but I do not love a nepo baby, and absolutely the class least able to make you breakfast. Class most likely to attempt to make you breakfast and manage to fuck up scrambled eggs.

Artificer. Love the class but unfortunately I can only think of Belle's father in Beauty and the Beast (1991) when I think of what an artificer looks like. Wizards claimed the hot nerd spot; artificers never had a chance.

Rogue. Anyone can wear black leather. Anyone can twirl a butterfly knife and the ranger is going to be better at using it. You know what rogues are best at? Leaving through the window without waking you up. That's it. Bards have the same skills and then some and they're hotter by design. There are other classes with superior physical skills. Burst damage is already not actually that useful in 5e combat and even less so in the bedroom.

[isolarya]

i think cameron likes things neat and tidy and especially clean

that does make him a bit of a hypocrite when he goes back to his room exhausted from his day (this man was given six clubs in the og script + study group + overachieving + homework you cannot tell me he has any energy left at the end of the day) and can't be bothered to put anything away but he tries to be clean for the most part. sometimes the mess builds up and he doesn't like it so he forces himself to clean it all up when he has time

also more personal headcanon but I feel like he would have some degree of emetophobia (with good days and bad days, probably). he's not necessarily a germophobe though

[holland-vosijk-antari]

honestly delighted at the knowledge that adsom happens around a similar sort of time as bridgerton

you just KNOW lila has pickpocketed one of the featheringtons

[pxme-granate]

[IMAGE ID: Illustration of Marina Cheery and Roshni Singh from Nevermoor. A brown train with gold accents takes up the entire frame. Marina is holding Roshni’s cheek and leaning out of the window on the train door to give her a kiss. Roshni is holding on to the handrail and leaning up to meet her. Fireblossom petals fly around them; they are pink, resembling cherry blossom petals. Marina is dressed in a pink head wrap and scarf, and a light pink leather jacket. Roshni wears red glasses, a red skirt and a white formal shirt. END ID]

[faaun]

my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you

[gophergal]

I'm so fascinated by how a well-worn pair of shoes tells you something about the person who's worn them

[nierielfaegir]

Runs in the family, I guess...

[sillystimmings]

☆ doctor loboto stimboard

x x x / x x / x x x

[mascwoman]

I want these so bad 😭

[magpiesbones]

EITHER MAKE ALL OF YOUR SHOES OUT OF FABRIC AND LEATHER OR STOP FUCKING CHARGING A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THEM. I SHANT PAY A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SHOES THAT ARE MADE OF FUCKING PLASTIC BECAUSE I WANT TO WEAR MY SHOES FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS. THANK YOU.

[boilingheart]

i was trying to finish this all in one go but i can't i'm too eeby sleeby so here's a teaser instead

[vampyroteuthid]

they have got to stop calling shit waterproof that is water resistant at best it's so fucking annoying. also does anyone have recommendations for rubber boots that don't crack open and become useless within 4 months