#craaazzzyy

[unanimoustwins]

qsmp as an anology for us colonialism and the spread of capitalism and corporal punishment

[hibiscus-percy]

Who's, , gonna tell him , , ,

[yashley]

[risetherivermoon]

i forgot that near the end of s1 when Henry goes back to Oakvale to recruit the Oakvalians and Autumn, that they make a joke about how Lark is going down the path of becoming a cult leader and just...

i have some thoughts abt this...au related thoughts...

[quarterlifekitty]

https://www.tumblr.com/quarterlifekitty/768860565783379968/if-you-concentrate-hard-enough-you-can-see

more movie…?

(Pats my thigh) come sit in my lap, son

cw: he’s craaazzzyy lol. Dark.

Simon isn’t certain why he kills. It doesn’t matter, the end result is the same. But if he had to guess— it’s from the agony of seeing his reflection in other people’s eyes. Seen by many, and yet never understood. It feels like there’s a cloudy, amniotic membrane between him and the rest of the world. Nothing he sees feels clear. How can he be the only one who feels this way?

Until your prodding causes a ripple in his psyche. He can feel your fingers rending his scalp and creating pressure behind his eyes as he shares his vision. You don’t realize it, maybe, but every time you see into someone else, a little bit of you leaks through the crack as well. He doesn’t have the gift, so he can’t glean much, but he can see a flash every so often. As you look at your reflection in a car window, as the investigation files are shoved into your face in a stack of Manila folders.

You can see the world through his eyes. You must be able to understand him. You can feel as he feels and watch as it all goes by. You’re the only one who can understand him.

As a part of the investigation, you’re taken into protection. Of course, he’s found you in the real world at this point. You’ve seen yourself through his eyes, through the moving gaps in crowds of people. Always accompanied by covertly dressed men. Men who are keeping you from him. His anger burns against your cerebellum. It’s acrid and invasive and nauseating. It’s like a hot cup of vomit poured down a heating vent. To have the thing you want so close, and yet kept a world away.

He learns how to push the things he sees through the crack between your minds. So you can see them even when you’re not trying to look. It gives him a mind numbingly painful migraine, but it’s worth it, to send you these love letters. You feel the heave of his chest as he looks down, a load of his cum splattered generously over a picture of you that you don’t remember being taken. It’s from less than 24 hours ago. He rubs the wet stain into your cheek with his thumb.

“We’ll be able to do this f’real soon, birdie. Just wait f’me. Be there before y’know it. Those toy soldiers can’t keep y’from your man forever.”

[buggachat]

if show!lovesquare ever broke up, show!adrien would talk about marinette respectfully but with a distant, longing look in his eyes and then go home and lie in bed staring at the ceiling for hours with tears streaming down his face

if movie!lovesquare ever broke up, movie!adrien would talk to people like "lmao yeeaahh that bitch was craaazzzyy loool" and then go home and cry sob to the careless whisper sexy saxophone for some reason

[fishywaters]

Oohh this is so cute!! ^^ I love the style

Train Aftermath

[moviesismylife]

BAT BOYS react to the ✨pheromone✨ perfume

Note:

I don’t know if y’all have seen the viral pheromone perfume on TikTok, but apparently it’s supposed to make men go craaazzzyy, so I thought I’d make a little post on how I think our favorite bat boys would react to you wearing it✨

Enjoy x

Rhysand

I open the door to my mate’s office, and spot him hunched over some paperwork at his desk. As soon as I enter, his head snaps up to me.

“My love, thank the cauldron you’re here.” He says relived, as he looks me over.

I smile at him. “You needed my help?”

He nods, motioning for me to come over. I swiftly pad over to him, standing next to his chair, where he’s seated. Placing a hand on my hip, he drags me closer.

“Could you help me file all these? Seems there were a lot more than I expected.” He looks at the large pile of papers placed in front of him on the desk.

“Of course.” I say with a little smile.

“Perfect.” He grins back, and pulls me down onto his lap.

I yelp a little at the quick motion, but settle myself comfortably, my back facing his chest. He nuzzles his head in my neck, as he always does, wrapping his arms around my waist.

Flipping my hair to one side, I lean forward to grab a small pile of papers to read over. As Rhys’s nose brushes over my exposed neck, he stills. I hear him sniff. A short pause, then another sniff. And another.

“My love…is this a new perfume?” He asks casually, as he continues to brush his nose over my bare neck.

“Mhm.” Is the only response I give him, as I start to read over the file in my hand.

He sniffs again and again, nuzzling his head further into my neck. Then he uses one hand to angle my head to the side, to give him more access to my pulse point.

“Where did you get this…it smells…” he trails off, continuing to nuzzle my neck.

I smirk a little, knowing the perfume is working.

“Fuck…I don’t know if I’ll be able to do the paperwork.” He runs his nose repeatedly over my neck and collarbone.

I tilt my head to the side to look at him. “Rhys.”

He doesn’t move his head from my neck, letting his hand hold it in place on the other side, so he can have free reign. His other hand moves down and under my dress, trailing up my thigh.

“Rhys…” I say again.

“Hm?” He murmurs into my skin.

“We’re supposed to work.” I say.

“I think we can afford a break.”

“No you can’t-“

In one swift move, he’s moved me from his lap, and shoved me onto the desk, papers flying everywhere, and my legs spread wide.

“Rhys!” I swat his chest, but he only buries his head in my neck again, and moves both hands under my dress.

Giving up, I move my own hand to his hair, grinning a little at my accomplishment. Seems the perfume works.

Cassian

My sword clangs with Cassian’s, as I try to swing at him again. But he recognizes my maneuver, and knocks the sword out of my hand, turning me swiftly, pressing his own blade to my throat. His other hand splays at my front, and he leans down to my ear, whispering. “Nice try princess.”

I roll my eyes, and try to get out of his grip, but his strong arms keep me caged. I’m about to speak, when I hear him sniff my neck. I feel his head nuzzling deeper, and then another sniff, as his nose brushes my skin.

His sword drops to the ground, but he keeps me caged in his arms. The hand that was gripping the sword, now coming to hold the back of my neck.

“Fuck what is that.” He curses as he inhales the scent of my neck again.

“A new perfume I got from Mor. You like it?” I ask, grinning knowingly.

“Sweetheart I love it.” He sniffs my neck again.

I let out a little laugh. “It’s supposed to make males go crazy.”

He groans in response, his hand on my front, moving to grip my hip harshly. The hand on my neck stays firmly planted, keeping my head at an angle for him.

He runs his nose over my neck, sniffing repeatedly. “Fuck is it supposed to make us hard too? Because that’s what it’s resulted in.” He curses, pushing me flush against him, and I feel the bulge of his pants brushing against my clothed backside.

“I don’t know. The effects were not written on the package.” I say casually, but angle my head more for him.

He groans, and presses into me, making me let out a little moan. “Training’s over.”

Azriel

Standing in the kitchen, I stir through the pancake batter, when I hear Azriel trudging down the stairs.

“Leaving me in bed love? That’s new.” He says, as he comes up behind me, wrapping his arms around my middle, and nuzzling his head in my neck.

“I wanted to make pancakes.” I say, simply continuing to stir the batter.

Suddenly I hear him sniff my neck, and run his nose over the exposed skin. He repeats the action a couple of times, tightening his grip on my waist.

“New perfume?”

I smile a little, knowingly, as I answer him. “Mhm. You like it?”

His grip tightens as he draws in a deep breath. He mumbles into my skin, “I love it.”

He continues to run his nose over my skin repeatedly, as if he can’t get enough of the smell.

I chuckle as he does this. “You really like it.” I say, as I push my behind back into his front, leaning back towards him. “Would you like to know what it is?”

“Very much so.” He mumbles, and his grip shifts to rest low on my hips, his hands pressing against the curve of my bottom.

“It’s called pheromone perfume. Supposed to make males go feral.” I smirk to myself knowingly.

His breath becomes heavy, and his grip tightens further. “Clearly it’s working then.” He says, burying his head into my exposed neck again.

“Mhm. Except you’re distracting me right now. I’m trying to make pancakes.”

“I’m not allowed to flirt with my mate?” He says, before nuzzling his nose into the skin just above the nape of my neck, then placing an open mouthed kiss to the spot. His hands are still tight on my hips.

I let out a laugh at that. “Yes you are. But don’t you want pancakes?” I tilt my head a little to the side to give him more access to my neck.

“Pancakes can wait.” He says, one hand leaving my hip to move up to my neck and gently lift my head back, exposing more of my throat. “You can’t though.”

I laugh even more at that, stopping my stirring, and turning around in his grip. “Alright then. If you insist.”

“Oh, I do insist.” He says, moving his hand from the back of my neck, to gently tug my head towards him, as he closes in the distance between us, and kisses me deeply.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Fnaf theorists 100% exist in canon there's so much things going on around fazbear ent do you think they'd make one of those "unsolved mysteries" documentaries about x event

Oh absolutely. The fnaf true crime shows must go craaazzzyy

[grasslandgirl]

mizu watching a threesome in the tea house and thinking of taigen is CRAAAZZZYY

[a-cat-in-toffee]

"It's uh... overwhelming, at times." The calming made him feel calmer too, he found. "A lot of people, a lot of different situations, a lot to keep track of. I'm pretty famously really sucky with people, too." Smokescreen laughs again, glancing away. "On account of the... never interacting with people." At least, no one normally. He certainly interacted with a lot of guards, and doctors, and secretaries, and general people working under David. Doug was the only person he ever had any sort of normal conversation with, and well...

"In a way...? I'm living with my Dakota in the apartments." He wraps his arms around his torso. It was basically cheating, he knew that. Smokescreen hadn't actually been back in his universe in... maybe a month now. Without outside "help" he wouldn’t be here, and maybe there's some version of him out there who doesn't get to take the get out of jail free card. Maybe he's happier than Smokescreen. "He's better, now. Starting to interact with more people."

*trips and drops feral(?) Rabbit*

op- how did he get here-

haha oh wow how did he get there. chucks smokescreen at him at an incredibly high speed

[via-fm]

He was an abuser and a pedo, he messages young fans knowing they were under age. He chased his ex around with an AXE! Wanted his 19 year old gf to have an at home abortion because he didn’t want the people to know about it. His friends told Maya that if she said anything and something happens to Liam, she will be to blame.

He was manipulative, he deserved every negative thing anybody ever said about him online, it doesn’t warrant death no, but to say that people should have responded different is fucking CRAAAZZZYY.

Do you really think people would have responded to these allegations with poise and grace? I don’t fucking think so. He shouldn’t have messages minors or been abusive should he then.

[chilfucked]

dude chil has to give CRAAAZZZYY head

[chelseafcb]

talking about corruption when you support the most corrupt sports team in this country and even on this continent is craaazzzyy

[daughterofdessalines]

Christians supporting Is🇮🇱rael is Craaazzzyy.

A lot of “religious” folk still do not understand the concept of Christ-Like. Attributes of Jesus were patience, brotherly kindness, & charity.

Ion know what y’all be talking about…

[earlysunshines]

sana being pampered by 3mix cause she's been overworked lately :((

Jeongyeon taking her from behind while sana is eating nayeon out, and jihyo just rubbing sana's back saying how good she's doing for them

shasha eventually falls asleep sucking on jihyo's boobs, her tummy bulging a bit cause of how well her unnie had filled her

and ofc, nayeon takes a picture for their growing collection

-🍀

oh okAYY???????

wowww u have thoughts anon wow this is very different than the others

you’ve got some craaazzzyy thoughts wow

the thought of pampering sana is so nmmmmmmmmffff