#cr : blueby & abner ;; as the soft walls eat us alive

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ABNER 👏 AND 👏 BLUEBY

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1: blueby 100% makes abner play pretend with her. you know all those toys they both collect? yeah, when it’s time to bed down for the night, or when it’s radstorming and she has to be kept occupied so she doesn’t run out and get herself sick? picking up those toys and having a rousing bout of pretendtime is the best way to keep her busy. and also, she’ll whine a lot if he doesn’t, and he’ll never know peace

the toy car is actually a vertibird and the teddy bear is a giant monster threatening the sleepy town of woodblocks USA. the vertibird is out to bring down the monster before it hurts innocent americans, but in reality, the monster just wants milk and cookies… but there’s no mercy for dirty commies!!! MNYEEERRRRR CHATTACHATTA POW POW POW

2: occasionally blueby will literally climb abner like a tree to hang off of his arms or shoulders or etc. yes, he might be literally in the middle of doing something when this happens. no, she doesn’t mind

3: she tries to sing him to sleep sometimes. it’s always “happy times,” without fail. well, i say that, but let’s be honest. sometimes it’s the star-spangled banner, except she’s bad at remembering the words, so every time she tries, it’s a different and possibly disturbing rendition. she does her best, okay?

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// sighs and breaks down. CR tags part 1