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hi! can i get a cute anbu!kakashi x reader where the windows reader is always open for him when he need the most ? thank u!!

I wrote something similar to this once & I absolutely loove this idea 😭🫶🏾

Warnings: fluffy, gonna be in hc form bc i'm rusty (:

honestly, its hard to catch him

the average late night consisted of you wiping Kakashi's footprints from the windowsill in the kitchen, the slinking off to bed with a glass of water

A few trinkets or books left on a nearby countertop as a thank you for any food or first aid you left out for him

one night you got startled by him sitting in one of your dining room chairs, having warm tea

yes, his mask was on & no he never explains how he's able to eat or drink

it was the first time he had made an actual stop in a while & you had to bite your tongue to keep from asking him about his missions

you didn't really have much of a chance to anyway

"it's rude to stare" Kakashi stated, tea coddled in both hands as his eyes are closed

you paused, then rebutted, "you're in my house! I could report you." You matter-of-factly raised your eyebrows at the ninja

Nonchalant, with just a twinge of earnestness, Kakashi asked, "What are they gonna do? Beat me up?"

He had you there.

You slipped into the seat next to him and allowed silence to fill the air. Both of you drifted into thought. All the narrow misses, instances with short hellos and even shorter goodbyes, neither you nor Kakashi could remember the last time you got to actually sit together. For a moment you had hope that he would stay the whole night.

"I want you to know I'll always come back." Kakashi broke the silence. Still, somehow, sipping tea through his mask. "I never plan to just pass by your window."

It was hard to look at Kakashi in moments when he was serious, but you were so glad you turned to him.

He was already looking at you. You'd heard what he said, but his eyes were telling you exactly what he meant.

So you responded, "My window will always be open Kakashi. I'll wait right here for you."

After that, Kakashi stayed until you fell asleep.

On his way out, he dropped a note of gratitude on the counter. Along with a tiny statue of Pakkun.

(ik it's not anbu Kakashi 🫶🏾)

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pls anything ichigo nsfw i am starved tysm xx

Anon, I got you 💙

18+ MDNI!!!! Smut HC under the cut!

Warnings: Vanilla at first, gender neutral reader, size kink (Ichigo is hung lmao), dirty talk, use of the word cum, use of the word cock, little bit of praise, curse words, pet name (baby)

Ichigo has to grow into his confidence in the bedroom.

He's...traditional. Maybe a little bit of a prude. Ichigo has never failed to please you, but it's clear there's more to him than oral and missionary.

His face reddened the first time your voice, dripping with sex, told him:

"You feel so good Ichi." "Fuck you fill me up so well."

Ichigo's strokes stuttered a bit and so did he. "Yeah?" Was all he could manage. You encouraged him further.

"Tell me," your words were interrupted by a moan since Ichigo never stopped moving, "tell me how I feel Ichi."

Ichigo stopped, his eyes big, and you were hit immediately with fear that you killed the mood.

"How?" Such an earnest ask that it made you laugh. Ichigo started to stutter again, this time not inside you and pretending to be annoyed. "Don't laugh, just tell me what you mean!"

Though he's a little aloof, Ichigo is a quick learner.

The next few times you and Ichigo fucked he got a bit comfortable.

"Fuck, you feel way too good." "So tight your body's hugging me just right."

And the icing on the cake:

"Look at how well you're taking me baby. Who knew such a tiny thing like you could take such a big cock."

Ichigo was fucking you dizzy now. Every stroke he took had intention.

He wanted to hear your slurred speech, feel your body clench around him, and see your hands reaching for anything to anchor you to the bed.

"Ichi-go." You could barely get his name out. Your mind too fixed on the sensation of the orange haired man slipping in and out of you.

"Yeah baby? Want me to keep going like that?"

He got so cocky in these moments, he could help it.

Your yes was slurred, but enthusiastic. Your back now fully arched and your hips moving in rhythm with him.

From the beginning, this man has never failed to please you. He lives for the moments your moans hit a crescendo and your body tenses before going limp.

Your ass, or stomach, is usually the pool for Ichigo's cum.

One thing he never had to be taught was to clean up any mess he made....(;

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Hiya,long time no see. Any scenario about kenny although no being a bad father to his kid but a very harsh teacher when about teaching his kid how to fight but after a long training finally she/he can land a (small) hit to his body and what do you think about his reaction be? Thanks

Ah!!!!!!!!!! This is so cute anon your mind is fantastic!! This is going to be filled with so many of my dad!Kenpachi HC's this is my fav topic ever 😭

Warnings: combat training, mentions of bruises & scabs, girl dad! Kenpachi

Some people thought Kenpachi was simply not fit to be a parent. Yachiru is naturally independent, she could care for herself without Kenpachi.

He didn't help his case with the way he and his daughter appeared in front of others.

She mimicked Ken's hairstyle, little puffs or tails sticking from all angles of her head. Her robe and pants were all black when they were bought, but now are a weird gray littered with holes. With a face like an angel she had the same insatiable desire to partake in violence.

People expected a little girl to be just that, but what they didn't see.

The gentle hand Kenpachi uses on the stratches of his daughters knees.

How often he makes her laugh with his funny faces telling fighting stories.

Yachiru being her big sister and Kenpachi hiding strawberry flavored throat medicine in his jacket.

So, when it was time for his daughter to learn to fight Kenpachi did it his way.

His way was....tough

It raised eyebrows. Even if they were aware of just how much Kenpachi loves his daughter, people were uncomfortable with how easy it was for him to ragdoll her around.

The main issue was that it wasn't easy. Kenpachi would rather do all the fighting and keep his girls safe. He'll make sure he lived hundreds of years to see that through.

But his daughter is too much like him to be a damsel in distress her whole life. Also she needs to have the skills to defend herself, the world can be unforgiving!

This particular day Kenpachi and his daughter were reay throwing hands with one another.

"Yes, that's good! You're less predictable now!" Kenpachi offered words of encouragement.

The preteen huffed and gave her dad a dead look. "Shut up, I still haven't landed a hit."

Kenpachi swept her legs from under her and as she fell he stated, "You also left yourself wide open.

After the dust settled Kenpachi's daughter remained on the ground. He took that as a sign to wrap things up and extended his hand to the young girl.

With a grunt, her balled fist made contact with Kenpachi's bandaged midsection.

The force was great. By standers of Squad 11 could see the wind behind the punch and the impact made a shockwave.

Kenpachi was still standing, no where near hurt, but he felt it. Her little knuckles really made it through to his senses.

Oh, Kenpachi was elated. He cheer, sweeping his daughter into his arms, and tossing her in the air as if she were a baby again.

"You little bugger, you're strong! Of course you are, you're mine!"

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can you make a headcanon with the stupid things that the father to Ichigo does when there is y/n please 😫💞💞

Isshin is father in law goals & I will hear nothing else about it

Warnings: fluff, one mention of Ichigo's mom

You can barely get into the door before you're totally swallowed in a bear hug. He staying back and forth with you in his arms yelling, "Oh it's you! I'm so happy Ichigo finally brought you home he mumbles about you so oft-"

Ichigo has to grab him by his collar and sling him away from you. With you, he uses a calm voice, "Sorry about that, come on in."

But Isshin has crocodile tears running down his face. "Oh come on Ichigo! Can't a father be delighted his son has finally brought someone home!"

You're told to ignore his antics that stopped as soon as they started.

Ichigo's sisters had platters already out on the table for you. One with fruits and veggies, the other with various meats, cheese, and crackers. Just a little something before dinner.

Isshin bounded over to you, a wide grin, "Would you like me to feed them to you my darling? Oh it must be so hard dealing with Ichigo please allow me!"

This time it was Karin kicking him to the side and calling him a weirdo.

It would be so hard getting a moment of peace. The second you're sitting, laughing with the others and learning more about them Isshin comes running in with photo albums.

You had no idea Ichigo was a boy scout.

"Dad put those away, you're so embarrassing!"

Honestly, at night Isshin is just so thankful that Ichigo has found someone who mirrors his own marriage so much.

So much so that Isshin thinks it's a great idea to stick a drawing of you into the family portrait

The drawing is horrible. It's a stick person with very simple features that could possibly be you.

Ichigo is nearly crying from embarrassment. "I'm sorry."

But it's heartwarming!

Please do not bring a gift as a thank you.

Because even if it's a roll of toilet tissue Isshin wouldn't allow it to be used and it would probably be put in a case somewhere

"No one is allowed to even breathe near this! This'll be what I point to when I'm telling my grand children about all the wonderful times Ichigo has brought you over.",

Everyone, besides you because you're laughing, was rolling their eyes

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Cooking for Them!

I got this idea while watching master chef. I go crazy for anything super domestic, so indulge me a bit here lol

Fandoms included (in order of appearance): Bleach, Boku No Hero Academia, & Naruto

Warnings: none, fluff, no specific pronouns for reader, some stuff may be ooc but this is how I see the characters!

Ichigo Kurosaki

Honestly Ichigo stays out of your way, at least while you're cooking dinner.

He likes to lean or sit on the counter and snack on the little things you hand him.

Naturally, Ichigo sits there and just watches you. He loves the way you move so fluidly around the kitchen. It's like you're floating.

In my mind Ichigo is the type to take photos of the food/of him eating.

He wouldn't post it on social media, but he'll send it to close friends.

Before and after photos of him completely demolishing his plate.

Somehow always ends up with food on his shirt but in a cute way.

If you get him full enough Ichigo will fall sleep at the table.

Please let him dip his fingers in the dessert that you're making.

Be ready to snatch any chocolate chips because if not he will eat them all.

You know those little boxes with the layers? The bentos?

Ichigo loves those. He keeps one tucked in his robe when in the soul society because, "the food here sucks."

Byakuya Kuchiki

Listen, we can't pretend like this man hasn't been cooked for his whole life.

It's a little different with you though because you aren't someone who works for the family. Not that he doesn't care about those people it's just they aren't you.

"You don't have to do that." Byakuya told you multiple times.

"I know, I like to. Go sit."

He does, but not before getting some tea and a notebook to write in.

Why?

Because every meal you cook Byakuya writes down the date and what you made.

He writes the faces you make when you take your first bite. Whether or not you served it with tea or sake.

Byakuya buys you top shelf cooking utensils and supplies.

Aprons galore!!

He asks to sit in front of you while you cook and it sort of becomes a little bit of couple time.

You two usually talk over dinner anyway, but it's something different about those pre-meal conversations.

I don't see him being the type to wash dishes.

He is still a noble after all.

But I do see Byakuya stacking them and making them neat for those who clean up after you.

He brings you your bed side tea personally since you serve him dinner.

Shunsui Kyoraku

You're making breakfast food the most often, for multiple reasons.

One main reason is because this man naps all day.

He rarely wants to be waken up for lunch.

And Shunsui likes to go out for dinner most nights.

The other main reason is because Shunsui likes to party a lot.

A big greasy, unhealthy, carb heavy breakfast makes him feel like the leftover sake (and the hangover) is being sucked from his body.

There's nothing like waking up to some of the best smells in the world and the best sight in the world.

(that sight being you obv)

You know he's up because of the grunts and feet barely lifting off the floor.

He does not let go of you.

Like seriously this arms are wrapped around you twice with his head on your shoulder.

His eyes are closed and he's just going to town with the smooches.

Shunsui lays with his kimono open patting his belly when done.

Shouta Aizawa

This one is different because it's not necessarily cooking for him.

The food usually goes to your pets or his students.

Not because he didn't love it. How could he dislike it?

That's just how things ended up.

Aizawa definitely hands out snacks during the breaks on training days. Replenishing muscles and what not for growing kids is important, but the store bought stuff is kinda bleh.

At least to you it is, so you make these awesome tasty bars for everyone.

Aizawa munches on one himself while rolled up in his sleeping bag.

The students love them. There's never a crumb left & always request for more.

Now the pet situation is the cutest thing.

I think Aizawa is a cat guy, but if you're allergic to cats that's okay because your house is filled with other animals.

Dogs, frogs, birds, lizards. Literally anything that breathes and can be taken care of.

It makes this man weak in the knees when he comes home to you throwing different things in the food processor & slapping them into molds for the pets to eat.

"Is this for Rambo?"

You nod your head. "I've got some for Coco, Simba, and even Lionel from next door!"

Please, the man wants to cry.

Shigaraki Tomura

Let's be frank. Not much cooking is going on within the LOV.

You really don't have much to work with to begin with.

There's no pots or pans.

The water runs, but the stove is there strictly for decoration.

The fridge works, but there's never much in it.

To make lemonade out of lemons you spice up cup ramen for Shigaraki.

Even going as far as to put some pieces of lunch meat in there for him.

Just for Shig not to eat it because he doesn't trust it. Why be nice to him? Eat it yourself if nothing is wrong with it.

Then it finally clicks that you're showing him genuine affection.

You get the smallest little, "thank you" one day & it makes you want to jump and click your heels.

The guy doesn't take too good care of himself.

When he's not scheming, fighting, or just doing villain things, Shigaraki is playing video games.

You don't have to say anything at a certain point.

With a cup of ramen in hand for yourself, you hand one off to Shigaraki.

He promptly pauses his game, says thank you, and slurps down his noodles.

He doesn't cook in return. But Shigaraki does "buy" your favorite flavors & he makes sure the place you all hide out in has running water and a microwave at the very least.

Jiraiya

Man spends a lot of time on the road & you seem to know when he's going to be assigned a mission before he does.

But just packing things for him to snack on isn't a good idea because he'll either eat it all in two days or it'll get spoiled when he uses his bag to blind an opponent.

Something you learned the hard way, but you couldn't leave your man hanging.

He genuinely loves every meal you cook him. The domestic action is such a muse for him.

It leads Jiraiya to modeling a character after you in a slow burn romance novel. (It doesn't sell like Icha-Icha but it's the thought that counts lol)

Anyway, you make sun dried meals for Jiraiya. Little packets of seasoning to go with it & lovely containers of something simple and sweet like pudding.

Jiraiya came home from meeting with the Hokage & the kitchen looked like a science lab.

You had on a tank top, apron, and were zooming around the kitchen.

There were vegetables on the window sill to dry in the sun and Jiraiya went straight to them.

"Don't you touch those! They're for you trip!"

He isn't listening, still reaching for the food.

You have to kick off a shoe and toss it at his head. "I said don't eat it!"

"Ow!" Jiraiya looks at you with that dramatic pouting face, but it quickly turns into a face of gratitude. "How'd you know?" He asked.

You shrugged. "My intuition I guess." You turned back to the stove to finish his potatoes.

Jiraiya just watched. He didn't have to say thank you, you already knew he was thankful.

Missions sucked, he didn't like being away from you. But when he's taking a break under a tree, assembling a meal from you with some hot water Jiraiya can't help but to smile.

The little "I love you" written on the bottom of the box is a nice touch.

Kakashi Hetake

In my world Kakashi doesn't like to use your front door.

He knows your routine down to the minute & likes to show up to your place just before dinner time.

But he's at your kitchen window, perched on a tree, waving with that one eyed grin.

It becomes such a habit that you picked a place for him at the table.

"Ya know the door works just fine Kakashi."

"But how will I be able to follow behind you with the drinks?"

You looked at him with squinted eyes and just laugh a little.

Kakashi is the one that cooks with you as well.

No teaching at the academy? He's got his own apron and is cooking with you.

Kakashi cooked for himself as a child and it showed.

His knife skills? Out of this world.

You basically become his sous chef. Leaning back and just watching the man work.

His steamed dumplings are the absolute best.

Kakashi cooks in your kitchen so much he knows where everything is & moves around like it's his own.

He surprised you one night with a spread to celebrate an anniversary.

"how'd you get in here Hetake?" You weren't mad just very confused.

"You should lock your window." He said leading you to the table.

"I did..."

"Nevermind that try this fish!"

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Ooooh Kenpachi!

How about someone who is kind and appears gentle (but kickass - this is still squad 11) and takes a genuine interest in him as a person - he starts falling for her but has difficulty coming to terms with himself being in love…and of course how does he try to move their relationship forward?

Sorry you had to wait so long anonny! I'm so into "I have no idea how to say I love you" Kenpachi

I think Kenpachi would side eye you at first. You seem too calm, too put together for his squad, but if you're strong he's not going to care.

He doesn't have to test you because the rest of squad 11 does. You know how it is, anyone who doesn't appear rough around the edges must be weak right?

Wrong. So very wrong. Every challenger leaves with his sword tucked between his or her legs.

That's when you saw Kenpachi smirk for the first time & those butterflies set in. Not just because your captain approves of your fighting skills, but also because hes so attractive.

He's got one leg propped up, his zanpakuto at his side as he says, "Nice work."

"Thank you Captain." Is all you could manage but everyone around is blinking ver slowly. A compliment?? No "fight me" attached to it? Surely the captain had a cold or something.

You looked at him a bit different after that. On the surface he was brooding, intimidating, and just a downright brute.

Maybe Kenpachi is all of those things but he's also extremely caring. He reads people well and does in fact know when to stop, even if others would stop before he would.

So you float around him. You grow close to Yachriu and receive one of her infamous nicknames.

Kenpachi is a little confused by it. He's made friends, he knows love through them and Yachriu, but what you're showing him is different..it's attraction. He's attracted to you but there's a little fear that it's a joke or he's misreading.

Ken doesn't like fear it turns into irritability.

"What're you, stupid or something Kenny?" Yachriu is his voice of reason always. "It's clear you're both in love!"

"I'm not stupid, you're stupid. Stupid!"

I can see Ken showing his love in kinda odd ways.

He doesn't need to protect you because you're so strong. So he protects you by being your personal fly swatter. Or sitting up in a tree while you train to be on the lookout. (something he tries to be sneaky about but you know he's there)

Kenpachi will sheild you under his captains coat when it's raining.

"Are you blushing?" He'd ask. If course you tut, and tell him no. But he'd give you that amused, "hm." And smirk. He's so proud of himself.

Sometimes Kenpachi feels like maybe he shouldn't love you. He can be abrasive and also the world they live in could be cruel sometimes.

But one day you two finally have a real conversation about how you feel.

"I'd like to stick around."

"If you want to stick around I ain't gonna stop ya."

You understood why he couldn't easily say that he wanted you to stay, but you had to ask him. You adored him, but if the feeling wasn't fully mutual you couldn't fully commit.

"Do you want me to stay Kenpachi?"

"Yes...please."

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Hey, could I request Kenny with a reader who is a milf? Like say she works at karakura hs and the kids all know her as teacher. She's maybe got kids of her own who go to hs there or sth.

Oooooooh I wish I had seen this sooner because yes

Warnings: reader is fem & very hot, cool milf!reader x Kenpachi

Kenpachi first saw you when he went to Karakura to round up Ichigo.

His gigai was in an absolutely horrid outfit. Pirate-ish to match his eye patch as he nearly takes the door off the hinges screaming, "Ichigo! Let's go, now!"

The class gasps, but you step in front of the large man and slap a ruler on his chest.

"Just who do you think you are interrupting my class?"

You know those cartoons where the guys heart pops out of his chest? Yeah, that's Kenpachi when he locks eyes with you.

He's immediately taken aback because every human he's met has been a teenager. None of them look grown up like you do. You're still young to him, for obvious reasons, but Kenpachi was very pleasantly surprised.

This was the first time anybody saw Kenpachi back away. "Sorry ma'am. I'm just his....uncle...!"

"Well uncle, you have to wait outside." And with that you used your rule to push Kenpachi back into the hallway and slammed the door.

After that Kenpachi was sprung. Seriously, it may have been love at first sight.

He just casually appears when you're taking groceries home, cause he's in the neighborhood and he's walking the same way and also it would just make sense he walks you home.

Kenpachi is not above sneering at some teenagers and saying, "I've been kissing one of your mom's." And then eyeing each kid so they gossip about who's mom it is.

The physical attraction is absolutely unmatched. He's in love with every curve you possess.

You're all woman. Hips that sway to a confident rhythm and fit so lovely in his hands.

Your smile lines drive him insane.

The way you are stern yet nurturing and that makes him weak in the knees.

It's so refreshing to speak with someone over the age of 15. You're so experienced in every area of life.

"Do you know how many boys try to flirt with me? They fail to realize I don't want a boy, I want a man. One like you."

Why'd you have to say things like that? Kenpachi is foaming at the mouth.

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Bleach guys fluffy relationship he's please? (Ichigo in particular)

Hi!!! I hope you enjoy :) 💙

Warnings: mention of injuries/bandages, lots of tags, my love for soft Ichigo on full display

Ichigo Kurosaki

Our man is really respectful and tries to do the traditional thing of letting you sleep in his bed and he take the couch on nights that you sleep over. Not that he doesn't want to be close to you, Ichigo just doesn't want to deal with his dad's perverted questions and praise.

Can he commit to that decision? Absolutely not.

It's probably just past midnight when he sneaks into the room.

"Good, you're awake." Ichigo would say even if you were completely knocked out.

He's so great at spooning. Like so good at it.

Man has such long arms and he holds you so close too himself that his arm almost wraps around you twice.

Don't think he won't sneak out to come see you!

If your window is low enough Ichigo would go right up to it.

"What are you doing?"

"I missed you. Now let me in it's freezing out here!"

Post fighting, Ichigo only wants you to bandage him up if possible. Some things need to be handled by a professional, but the usual scrapes and bruises he wants treated by you.

For many reasons. Mainly because it's an excuse for you to touch him and you're so gentle about it he loves it.

Not to mention he'd be all, "I just fought for my life! Least you could do is give me a kiss!"

It takes forever to get him fully taken care of because all he really wants is to have you in his lap and kissing him.

Byakuya Kuchki

Beautiful and intimidating. That's what Byakuya is on the surface.

And it's unnerving to have him watch you any time you're within his sight.

Everyone tells you that he looks at you with admiration, but how would they know when his face never changes??

It's so true though. Byakuya wants to approach you, but you know how it is in the court...everyone's always busy! He has to watch you closely to see when you're free!

That's why he shows up randomly to your quarters. (Something he makes a habit of until you inevitably just tell him you'll move into his.)

"Captain." You greet him with a bow.

"Do you think I'm handsome?" He asks in the most casual tone you've ever heard. If you had tea in your mouth you would've spat it out.

"Uhm...yes. I think you're very handsome Captain."

He's closed the space between you now and reaches his hand out. "Let me treat you to dinner."

Did I mention when you're standing behind your own captain Byakuya is nkt paying attention to a single word that's being said.

"Captain Kuchki, I hope you've heard what is to be expected of you."

Byakuya doesn't even break eye contact with you, but agrees. "Of course. It will be done."

He's a man of few words so his love language is physical touch.

Some may consider it bad for his image to have his hand wrapped around yours all the time. Could possibly make him look "soft".

But who is going to tell him otherwise?

You often give his hand a squeeze to let him know you're fine and don't need him to step in.

Heaven bless anyone who shows you disrespect.

Shinsui Kyroaku

If anybody values quality time it's this man.

Hes also not afraid to show his affection in public.

"There's my sunshine." "How was your meeting my love?" "Stunning as always I see." "You light up my world."

All of that said within 30 seconds of seeing each other. It's almost embarrassing.

At home, you wear his favorite kimono. You want to obviously, but Shinsui also asks you to.

The reasoning is that you make it a good luck charm when you wear it.

It also smells like you and when he's laying about it puts a smile on his face.

You have a lot of quiet, intimate moments with Shinsui.

Those mornings where you're up right as the sun rises is the best.

Breakfast is served, the tea is hot, you're both sitting across from each other in the most comfortable silence you could imagine.

Shinsui pauses to just stare at you. You raise your eyebrows in question.

"Nothing. I just realize every time I look at you how much I love you."

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What do you think a poly relationship with Isshin and Kisuke would be like?

Anon you must love chaos. I'm not judging bc me too lmao

Wanrings: just a couple of men simping for you and acting like children sometimes lol

Honestly, this is a very energetic match up, but you definitely get some down time.

Between your career, the clinic, and the shop, most days are actually pretty busy and you don't see each other much. It's the night time that most things happen.

You kick your shoes off at the door and here comes Isshin.

"My love, my beauty, welcome home!" He's literally bouncing around you. "I know that work is killing you, please let me rub your shoulders!"

You eye Kisuke who hasn't gotten up from his spot yet, but does have his fan covering his mouth. "You told him, didn't you?"

"What? He practically beat it out of me!" You told Kisuke not to inform Isshin about your heavier work load because he worried too much.

Now your dark haired husband in an apron is lulling over every move you make.

Honestly, it's kind of refreshing to have the two different types of chaos in your house.

Isshin is more boisterous than Kisuke, but Kisuke is the instigator.

That get along so well because of it too.

It's trouble for you because if the house is a little too quiet all Kisuke has to do is say, "Oh! Tell Isshin about that...thing you've got going on."

You're like, "Thing? I don't have a thing."

It snowballs from there.

Also you're the most protected person on the planet.

Seriously, these two may look like clowns but they're no joke. Ever see the wildly athletic things they can do without trying? Anyone or anything would be stupid to dare harm you in any way.

They aren't wildly different with the way they show affection.

Kisuke is the hand around your hips, standing right behind you, catches something you drop before it falls kind of guy.

Isshin is the type to get you all your favorite products before you ran out. Domestic chores are done, lunch is packed before you leave for work.

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How do you think Shuhei and Toshiro would deal with a hard working crush who tends to buy what seems like the most random useless crap ever, but they somehow always find a use for it. Instead of spending it on alcohol, they buy the weird crap. When their not busy, s/o will come find them and be like “:D look at what I found!” And it’s cat ears on their head that move based on their emotions (s/o is sad and the ears bend down like a sad cats) or sound proof jug that you yell into and people aren’t supposed to hear anything, s/o will sometimes offer them the thing they bought cuz sometimes they need it? (Honestly Toshiro with a sound proof jug Would get all his stress out).

I'm finally getting to this! You send such cute request, thank you (:

I can tell you right now they will both pretend to hate it.

But if you were to suddenly stop it would worry them both to death.

I think Shuhei would keep a box full of just random things you brought him.

Its in a safe spot almost like a memory box full of stuff.

You're helping him reorganize when you see the box.

"Aw look! Its the dancing cat statue I got you Shuhei!"

He nods, and keeps sorting through some clutter, you keep digging through the box.

There's the sheath wipes you bought him (practical, he should've used them!), the little teddy bear that had oddly similar hair to him, a can opener in the shape of a zanpakuto, every nick-nack you've ever given to him.

You were shocked he held onto all those things.

"Of course I kept them, you gave it all to me. " Then he's shoving the box back where it belongs and mumbling about you continuing to fill the box.

Now Toshiro? He finds a way to use the things you give him.

Yes, he absolutely loves the sound proof jar, it's brought him a lot of relief to just release his lungs into.

Does he really need a portable fan to go in his kimono? Absolutely not, but you got it for him so that means he's using it.

You buy a lot of candles for him. Just cause he's so high strung. A little jar of Lavender Fields should calm him off.

Its not really the candle that calms Toshi, it's more of the daydreaming he gets to do about you.

You know that he uses everything you give him, so all of his arguing falls on deaf ears.

"What is this? I don't want it!"

"It's a pin! Put it on your Captain's coat of in your hair. See? Its got a snowflake on it and everything!"

He takes it in a huff and turns his head away so you don't see him blushing.

You may have forgotten to mention that the pin lights up.

When Toshiro wore it he has no idea why everyone giggling.

Even when he found out, Toshiro didn't take it off.

Out of spite? For sure. But also because he's proud of anything you give him.

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[ Chrollo Lucifer: the Devil ]

[ synopsis: I'm a tarot reader & I'd like to mix anime with my skills while also promoting my Etsy shop. This is a series of characters paired with the cards I associate with them. Questions or request? Shoot me a dm or an ask ]

[ the Devil, number 15 in the universal rider-waite tarot is associated with calamity, obsession, lust, illness, violence, and the astrological sign Capricorn in western astrology. ]

[ warnings: obsessive/yandere Chrollo, equally obsessed reader, he threatens to restrain reader, talks of violence (no death,reader not involved), suggestive, not 18+ ]

"Looks like I have to go retrieve what is mine." For the first time, in quite a while, Chrollo stood from his throne with a mission in mind. To acquire you and bring you where he thought you ought to be. The troupe members turned their eyes to him expectantly, but he gave them no orders. Before any of them could follow in suit, not needing to hear words to accompany their boss, Chrollo raised his hand. All movement ceased, the spiders waited for him to speak.

"No. Stay here."

Chrollo moved about your home as if it were his own. If you weren't so infatuated with the man his presence in your living room when you made it home would've startled you. He had no invite and shouldn't have had a way into your home, but there he was.

With arms stretched along the back and legs crossed Chrollo was smiling on your couch. "There you are." He nearly cooed as you closed the door. You reached to lock it, but Chrollo stopped you. "That's not necessary, we won't be here long."

You slung your bag onto a nearby counter. "I don't remember making dinner plans." Your statement, despite your desire to remain as sauve as Chrollo, was laced with amusement. All it took for Chrollo to attach himself to you was your genuine attraction to him with a trace of thrill seeking. You never seemed to mind when he blurred the lines of your boundaries.

Why didn't you mind? Because Chrollo is himself. His never changing face and powerful presence speaks for itself. Chrollo didn't have to force many into submission. When he was in a room, you obeyed.

Chrollo motioned you to his lap. Instead of sitting beside him you kneeled between his legs. They were spread much more than they needed to be, but that was no bother. Your hands rubbed the man's knees as he looked down at you.

"You look so lovely. Don't you know that's dangerous?" Chrollo's ringed hand came down to caress the side of your face.

You shook your head no becoming increasingly distracted by lust for him.

He hummed. "Well it is. You've become a vice for me...and I am not a man known for giving up his vices."

Chrollo spoke so cryptically. More often than you'd like, he would talk around his point.

You stopped kneading his thighs to ask a simple question, that you never got the answer to. "What exactly do you mean?"

The sound of feet at the back door made Chrollo shuffle to his feet. He gripped your arm and headed towards the door. "Let's go."

You planted your feet to make the man pause for just a moment. "Wait! What the hell is going on? I can't just leave."

If only you could feel how hard Chrollo's heart was pounding. He just blinked at you and told you in his calm tone, "If you don't come with me, I'll chain you to me for the rest of your life. You'll never be able to escape me."

He chose interesting words, but you believed each one.

So you went with him. You saw the ruins of a house he called home and met the spiders who lingered around for whatever purpose. Chrollo informed you how he is your new home. Wherever he is, you will be and you will be protected.

"If anyone tries to take you, I'll dispose of them all.

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hii :) saw your requests were open and was wondering whether i could request for fluffy dating headcanons with yoruichi (particularly a fem s/o) ? Thank you :)

YES!!! oh anon I'm so so happy to do this one ugh

Yoruichi shows affection through acts of service & quality time the most.

Please be used to prolonged eye contact because she is all about that.

Its honestly a talent how Yoruichi finds a way to have her arms on either side of you & her face and inch from yours.

Just to give you that devilish smirk and ask, "what?"

Like she doesn't know you're head over heals for her!

Yoruichi doesn't care at all if you're from a family with money/fame. She's buying/bringing you things.

Mostly food in the beginning. Sitting across from you while you enjoy your favorite foods is her favorite pass time.

Before leaving the Seireitei, when she has missions, Yoruichi would bring back souvenirs.

You had a shelf full of bobble heads from the human world before the two of you even thought about leaving.

And yes, you certainly left with Yoruichi and Kisuke when the time came.

She didn't want you to.

"You're safer here. I'm inserting myself in this, but you don't have to. I just want you safe and I want you happy."

You're supposed to stay after that? C'mon.

It doesn't click to Yoruichi that she's what makes you safe & happy, not the Seireitei, until you're both on the lamb.

Oh man, after that she makes sure you both get the home that you wanted.

Yeah, she walks around as a cat, but Yoruichi always comes back home just as cats do.

You're always waiting with a robe and house shoes for her at the door.

Without fail Yoruichi hits you with the, "What? Don't wanna see me naked?"

To which you reply, "Not until you take a shower and use a flea shampoo." Fully joking and Yoruichi plays angry.

"I've never had a flea!"

That's when you pretend to pick something out of her hair.

You'll pay for that joke for sure

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Listen, I know I got request to write, I'll do them after this I just gotta get this out because damn I'm in love with Kenpachi.

Warnings: 18+, minors DNI!!!!!, Kenpachi loves nipples, lots of mentions of readers nipples but no pronouns are used, I don't say breasts/tiddies/boobs etc, nipple play, mutual masturbation, semi public sexual act (just a touch), Dom! Kenpachi if you squint

You didn't know that a little flash would lead to Kenpachi atop of you with his mouth sucking on one of your nipples.

It was a silly gesture. You just pulled your robe down and gave him a quick view.

Kenpachi nearly lost his mind. He never gets fully erect instantly...not until that very moment.

"Do it again." He says in that gruff tone you know all too well.

You do it again, this time a little slower to truly admire his reaction.

Kenpachi was literally drooling.

that moment forward he would take any opportunity to have his hands or mouth near your nipples.

He'll approach you from behind, already completely aroused and letting you know by pressing firmly against your ass. His long, large fingers come up your sides and start tweaking your nipples.

And he just grunts. No words are really needed. You're trying so hard to focus on the task at hand, but Kenpachi grinding against you and pulling at your nipples is just too much.

Sometimes Ken wants to see you do it.

"Play for me."

That's all he has to say before you're layed before him pleasuring yourself and playing with your nipples. Kenpachi is the type to stand over you as he jerks off.

Kenpachi doesn't want to embarrass you, so he keeps it in the bedroom most times.

One time he decided to take off in the direction of a strong fighter and wanted you with him. So if course he grabs you by the chest and carries you like a carton of eggs.

He's never carried you like that before, why now? Because even when chasing a fight his thumb & index finger can find your nipple

One time he started to rub his own chest as he came. You don't think he was even aware of it.

A few days later you snuggled up to a shirtless Kenpachi and placed a little kiss to his exposed nipple.

There was a pause.

"Do it again."

Those seem like the magic three words.

Before you know it your tongue is swirling around Kenpachi's nipple, just like he does to yours. He's got both hands working his hard on and his head thrown back.

Honestly Kenpachi is a fiend for this. Just a mention, a glance, a gust of wind and he's ready to fuck

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Heya lovely!! I love your blog and wanted to request something angsty.

I am totally in love with Shunsui from Bleach... Can you possibly write some about Shunsui x reader where Shunsui fell out of love? They've been together for a really long time and he still cares for them deeply? He doesn't know how to tell reader so he lets them catch him!

Reader felt like they were drifting apart but didn't expect this?

Again, I love your work and I look forward to your posts 💙

I'm in a hot streak & I'm ready to hurt my own feelings with this request!! Thank you for being here (:

Warnings: heavy angst, Shunsui is horrible at expressing emotions so he cheats, cursing, semi-happy ending, single mention of his penis but not 18+

Shunsui remained in the position you found him in. Completely naked, hair jostled, and his, now flaccid, penis on full display. The strange woman was cursing under her breath while scooping up her clothes. She looked at you for a moment, muttered a sad apology and was out the door.

You wished your feet could move. You wanted to be running out the door just as that woman did. Yet you stayed in the threshold of your bedroom, in the home you built with Shunsui and just stared. You were waiting for him to speak, for him to attempt an explanation or even an apology.

But his silence and lack of eye contact said enough. Even as he sat up Shunsui remained silent. He meekly covered himself and stared at the bedroom floor.

You broke the silence. "You have no respect for me or yourself. This is the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen and I'm baffled that you have no fucking dignity or shame."

Shunsui gave you an almost mournful look. "I do."

"Oh really? Then why don't you say something Kyoraku! I'm standing right here, say what needs to be said!" You were seething. There was so much you wanted to scream at him. You wanted to burn what used to be your home to the ground. You wanted everyone to know how dirty one of their beloved captain were.

Another uncomfortable pause came over the room. With a sigh you stepped to the side and pointed out of the door. "Get out. Don't ever come back."

That's when Shunsui wanted to start talking. He knew he destroyed the relationship, but these terms were not how it was supposed to end on. You wouldn't hear a single word he had to say. All things Shunsui owned were being tossed haphazardly into a box and with even less care thrown outside. On his dime, you'll be remodeling the quarters yo lived in. This was your home now and yours only. As far as you were concerned you didn't know a man by the name Shunsui Kyoraku.

It took years to be able to stand in the same room as Shunsui and even longer before you allowed him contact with you again. One afternoon a letter came from you. His handwriting was easily recognizable.

'Please see me for lunch. I want to talk.'

Your favorite tea was already hot and waiting for you at the table. Shunsui looked as relaxed as ever, a sight you used to be found of. Now it brings a bitter sweet feeling.

"You don't have to speak if you don't want to," Shunsui was the one to break the silence this time, "I'll make this quick. I know my apology means nothing, but I am sorry. I didn't know how to say that I wanted to move on because I still had love for you. Even now I'd slaughter anyone in this room for you. I just didn't want to be a couple anymore."

He paused, unsure if he should continue. You nodded and took a sip of your tea. "What you walked in on shouldn't have ever happened. I know things will never be the same, but if you have the capacity, I'd love to show you how I'm a much better friend than partner."

"I do." For the first time in years you cracked a genuine smile at Shunsui. He wasn't completely off the hook, but this was a start.

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Here's something I haven't seen done yet.

Kenpachi with a SO who us a professional dom/dominatrix. Male or female they are professional bdsm doms. They don't just do it for fun but they are active in the bdsm community, train newbies etc.

You, my dear, are an absolute genius and I adore you.

Warnings: BDSM talk and activities, all people mentioned are consenting adults, Kenpachi is very curious, mentions of rope play/being tied up, 18+ MINORS DNI

Kenpachi is so intrigued.

He knew you were strong like he was. You both dominated on the battlefield and within the 13 court guards, but he had no idea you dominated in that way.

You had a client, a civilian who needed their needs met, that bumped into Kenpachi on their way out of your quarters.

It was the first time he saw one of the people you sent special orders to escort to and from your place. Everyone talked about you doing it, but it was only a rumor until Kenpachi saw it with his own eyes.

He knows you well, so he just walked into your place.

You're in your get up, cleaning up after the session.

Kenpachi's uncovered eye is darting all over the room.

Cooling cream? Oh, that must've followed the paddle you're now putting away into a box. That's a small cage...but what for?

You didn't use ropes as part of your training could they be for what he's thinking they are?

"See something you like Captain?"

You caught him with his jaw dropped, so Kenpachi picked it up into a smirk.

"Looks to me like you're a twisted person. I like it."

That moment snowballed your relationship with Kenpachi.

He asked a million questions, you have a million answers.

Ken wanted to sit in on a session. You had a willing submissive who didn't mind Kenpachi's deadlocked stare.

Eventually Kenpachi got sick of watching. He wanted in on the action.

"I'm not the type to sit on the sidelines."

"Well you're going to sit and learn."

You put him through all the training you put others through. Maybe a little bit tougher because Ken is kinda hot when he's frustrated/eager.

You teased him a lot during training. He looked to be a Dom, but it's important to understand both the submissive and dominant dynamic.

"How do you think your subordinates would feel if they saw you this vulnerable?" You whispered into Kenpachi's ear.

He was shirtless, arms bound behind him, decorative knots across his chest.

You were brushed off with a "tch" but there was the faintest little blush on his face.

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I saw you asking for Kenpachi requests! I love him and we've been seriously lacking in content. ❤❤❤❤ Can I get Kenpachi falling for someone who he keeps beating in fights but they come back for more every time. Bonus points if they're in the 2nd division. Thank you!

Please consider me your local Kenpachi content spot nonny 😌💙 great request!

Warnings: mentions of fighting & injuries, Ken shows affection in an odd way

You didn't necessarily sneak up on him, but he was certainly surprised. Your clothes immediately indicated you were with squad 2 so Kenpachi assumed there was a hit out on him... naturally

"If someone wants to kill me tell them to do it themselves." That was the first thing he said to you, but you didn't respond.

Instead you used flash step to close your distance and strike.

Kenpachi blocked your zanpakuto with his hand. His head leaned to the side to see your face while he held that infamous smile.

"So you're a challenger? Lucky for you I need to stretch my legs."

That started it all.

Kenpachi loved how quickly you moved, even though he'd always catch you.

Obviously you couldn't break the skin on the first hundred or so attempts at cutting him.

And honestly Kenpachi started waiting around for you to come and spar with him.

Many days he'll already be waiting outside of his quarters his head resting on one hand. A grin plastered on his face as soon as you appear.

Kenpachi loved the company. We're you slashing at him with all your might? Yes absolutely, but Kenpachi found it amazing.

It's the fact that you're so committed and though you hadn't cut him (yet) you were strong. He could smack you down time and time again, but like clockwork you came back. That sort of dedication can go a long way.

So he praises you...a lot

Literally spoils you with compliments.

"Great swing." "You were already fast and getting faster." "Your uniform is always in pristine condition; my men could learn from you."

You stop and just kind of look at him. Of course he's got a blank look on your face, but you like it. He's so tall, his features are so distinct, and when you actually take the chance to listen Kenpachi is hilarious.

"Are you flirting with me captain?" The stealth force has a very forward approach when words are involved.

"Flirting?" Kenpachi let out a deep laugh. "Don't be silly!"

Yes, he was flirting & he was doing it hardcore.

Then one day you finally did it. You cut Kenpachi.

It wasn't deep, nor was it long. Just the tip of your blade got him and it was only the second time you two paused fighting.

You'd reached your goal and Kenpachi didn't like it.

In fact he hated it because that meant your fun was over.

"Do you like sake Captain?"

That was an odd question. "Yes."

"We should go for drinks sometime." You told him and then poof, you were gone.

A whole new chapter of fun was starting now. Of course you still sparred but it was only when Kenpachi didn't have you glued to his side.