#covid19 is a bitch
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after three years, the 'vid finally got me
#covid19#and on my birthday too? fucking rude as hell#psa: if you're unwell and have to go to work and if you're able to PLS WEAR A MASK!#it is a bad time to hear a horrible story of someone get m.e/cfs after contracting covid and now they're bed bound#like... bitch I already have m.e/cfs! i don't need it to be any worse. (sorry to that person. i really hope it doesn't happen to me#bc jfc that would suck)#chatty lamps#tmi tag#*got#*bedbound
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fun fact, a customer at work today told me he was sure my smile would be "even prettier without the mask covering your face". I looked at him and said, "I'm immunocompromised and I'd rather not get sick because I'm serving customers", watched his face pale as he realized he'd f-ed up, and he awkwardly fled with a "oh, good for you!"
literally cannot describe how often people comment this kind of shit in a weirdly microagression sort of way. like cool that my customer service face fools you, i'll take the tips gladly, but for the love of fucking god stop telling me how "pretty" my smile is even with my mask. I just want to live.
I don't care if i'm pretty. I want to live.
#chronic illness#covid19#genuinely also. old men stop commenting on my 'cuteness' challenge#we're having some problems recently with customers getting a little bold in that kind of shit#in return one of our newer managers is using her resting bitch face to full effect and taking the customers who say out of line shit#a regular - admittedly visibly high and known for having a low verbal filter - called one of our youngest baristas hot yesterday#and she's like. store little sister. so we pretty much were like okay <3 he's dead to us til he proves he's not being a creep
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i'm sorry, masks are not suffocating you, you're just a weak bitch. i bike home in summer heat forgetting i'm still wearing my n95, i've played soccer wearing my n95 for years, you just love putting immunocompromised people at risk at any indoor space SKILL ISSUE
#shout out to the woman in the cardiology waiting area back in 2020 gasping dramatically because we made her put on a surgical mask#ma'am that is the thinnest cloth on the planet#she was pulling it off to take gulps of air it was painful and hilarious to watch#i'm sorry you don't get to give both the pulmonary and cardio patients covid19#the man who pulled down his mask to sneeze and when i told him to leave it on he screamed 'i just pulled it off to sneeze'#and i told him that's what you are supposed to not do on others that's why you're wearing it#a cancer patient was feet away#i hate the coward bitch behavior about masks i'm sorry i'm gonna bully you#multiple people in our clinic have it now#it's not gone#and you're the reason it isn't
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Paxlovid is vital to us not suffering like we did with covid19 last year, but fuuuuuck...the "bad taste in your mouth" side effect is nasty. Yeah, it's a bad taste, and the only escape is by keeping something sweet in my mouth. Which is bad because cavities. Yucky.
At least I have Ricola lozenges. These are the only kind that don't upset my stomach, nor give my diarrhea. Artificial sweeteners always give me diarrhea, and too many lozenges contain that stuff. Ricola does not, and it has done wonders for my post-nasal drop.
That's what I woke up with, and what alerted me to the fact I had caught something. I never get post-nasal drip unless I'm sick. What is it? Basically, you nose is draining down the back of your throat, making it sore. Last year, it was my first covid symptom. I only get it when I catch a cold, influenza, and covid19.
This drug may be what saves us from a lot of suffering, but the side effects are a bitch. They're preferable to what we dealt with last year, so we'll deal with this. Last year, I was sick from the last week of August all the way through most of November, with every symptom except loss of smell/taste and pneumonia. I had all the vaccines (including pneumonia because three times in three years was enough) and boosters, which likely saved my life. I have asthma and several autoimmunine diseases, aka immunocompromised and shit goes real bad real quick. With covid, the only thing that saved me from dehydration courtesy of diarrhea was unripe bananas and lots of gatorade.
These side effects might have me miserable, but preventing long covid, in-patient care in a hospital, and death are worth it. I will complain though.
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Pirola. New covid19 varient. On rise for winter. If you put a alpha male dog in the same room as another alpha male dog 🐕 they will both FIGHT we All kNow two BUTCH DOMINANT ALPHA MALE DOGS 🐕 DO NOT GET ALONG ITS THE SAME WITH BITCHES. TWO BITCHES WONT GET ALONG THEY WILL BOTH FIGHT. JEALOUSY OF EACH OTHER. you have heard the saying two many Cooks spoil the broth then listen this.one ;TWO MANY BITCHES SPOIL THE BROTH. 🤣 KCAIN
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Je ne suis pas Charlot #Daesh attentats! Où en est la #criseclimat environ écolog? Fake or Truth ce #COVID19 ? Législatives en France ou débat zéro ! #legislatives2022 Ukraine ou Poutine? #UkraineWar
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L'Europe peut-elle continuer à perdre son temps ! #EuroLife Où en est le débat sur les frères Karamazov? #Justices2022 La guerre de sarko #SarkozyGuerre Je reprends donc les actualités:
N'oubliez plus les mauvais perdants de l'Euro, et de l'Occident! Ensuite il faut rappeler le cas Karashi, ou kaDachi? oui… D'abord, je reviens sur l'affaire Sarkozy" entre "guillemets.
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These tweets are from april 2022. They have a news that is from a thousand days, it's past! What, now in 2024, could we talk about this information?
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Covid19 and Crashing to the Floor
Covid19 and Crashing to the Floor
Covid19 is a real bitch. I was formally diagnosed today, and given Paxlovid. I blacked out in the kitchen last night, fell hard, woke up when I hit the floor. I was bleeding and hurt in so many places. I laid on the floor for 6 hours before I could get to my feet. I was so weak that I could not get to my feet for the first time in my life. The SO caught it first. She woke up around 2AM and came…
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Comedy: Manipulate
By VeNgeR GrEenTag
People from the church freak out and get angry they get call children... YEAH SLEEPING WITH A MAN... BITCH MOVE YO SILENCE FUCKED UP SO DOES KIDS WITH WHEELCHAIRS FUN TO WATCH AWFUL TO CATCH SAD DECENT FUCK We are weak minded Weak healed And we sucks She is an just emotional bitch which with silence fucks me up She is just fucking freak Yeah time... Yeah sure Guess O..O.O... BE TO THE B.S. BITCH You suck I just break up with gf STRANGE THING SHE WAS NEVER MY GIRLFRIEND JUST FRIENDS MORE THAN FRIENDS JUST SPECIAL STUFF JUST DIDN'T WORKOUT I WAS RUDE LOUD OFFENSIVE AND ANGRY THATS HOW YOU BREAK RELATIONSHIP YOU CALL ME OR BECOME ME! Yo freak be happy that I said compliment to you Because nothing is sexy or cool about you ... Just nothing You suck Your poop is for the museum... But your body and face Put them in the graveyard Where silly folks and fucks deserve to stay Covid19 event is the most awful holiday it ruins a year... It eats other events and its total forceful way to obey YEAH GO AND OBEY MIDGET... FUCK UPS Bitches want to change you The moment they change you They leave you IT GOES AS FUCKED UP AS THAT Here is how you deal with break up Get drunk Start offend Watch porn Masturbate Go to sleep And repeat And you almost get chance to become 20% me... But still have in mind we cut the sharp mind out if the price Wisdom And yeah you almost like me... Under almost I mean you fucking underated down version of me. When girl start smoking after sex... Lets say erectile dysfunction... She had just another bad journey in the bed with a fuck like you... ONCE REALLY? ONCE REALLY? THATS THE BEST YOU CAN GIVE? YOU SUCK ME YOU SHOULD GO WITH 3 HOURS SEX WHICH IS ABOUT HOUR AND SOMETHING SWEET TALK THEN MASSAGE EROTIC TOUCHING GETTING HER PUMPING HER UP THEN AT THE END ONE MORE HOUR WITH FUCKING YEAH SEX YOU NEED TO HOLD ERECTION HOUR .. So I can't shame on you ... Yeah feel the shame Its my fault Its your problem Just keep it down there You erected piece of garbage
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Me, filing for unemployment like
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can we talk about how hard it is, as a teacher to have five online classes with zero break between them because I'm honest to god losing my fuckin mind
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2020 calendar so far..
#[ someone just take me out already#[ as in a way that doesn't break quarantine rules#[ that's right#[ i'd rather die my own way than due to covid19-bitch#memes#2020#original#10k
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So I drew a couple of princesses. Lately things have gotten more boring and I’m starting to hate staying at home. Hmph.
I drew Jasmine in a more modern look and Cinderella just gazing at stars.
#cinderella#jasmine#princess#stargazing#digital art#disney#blue#glass slipper#help me i'm bored#covid19 is a bitch
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A story in six parts
The problem with believing your own propaganda is it doesn’t keep you alive in a pandemic. You can tell all the lies you want about Covid but it doesn’t change the way the virus works.
Bye Deon!
[ID: Facebook posts by Deon Unthank: Feb 22: “Imagine a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it for a disease so deadly you have to be tested to know you have it.” March 11: “According to NASA, the chance of the earth being hit by an asteroid is 0.046%. The chance of dying of Covid is 0.026%. Drop the mask buy a helmet.” Deon comments “Haha… better hurry before they’re gone liberals!” Oct 9: A giant hand holding marionette strings tied to someone’s facemask strings. “It’s NOT about a ‘virus’ it’s about CONTROL.” Dec 1: “There is a lot that can be said about Facebook, but I do know that there are a bunch of praying people on here. I seem to have bronchitis and my wife has the bug also. I was up all night coughing my head off so please pray for us.” Dec 2: “Here we go again!!! One case of Omicrom in the US, and Fauci has his face all over the news like it’s a big deal. It’s well documented that this variant is so mild that it’s hardly noticeable.” Donna Johnson Holley, Dec 18: “My dear friend Deon Unthank, owner & founder of Absolutely Gospel, passed away last night from complications due to Covid. This mess is no joke. 😢”]
#dying to own the libs#fucked around and found out#fafo#karma is a bitch#antivaxxer#antimasker#covid deniers#covid19#coronavirus#Deon Unthank
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i’ve been having these thoughts and I wanted to document them like this, so here’s 10 pages of me being selfish I guess
#long post#is this a vent post? I did this because I wanted to make art#this is about the quarantine#my life was supposed to begin this year#but I’ve been stuck at home#so you can imagine the thoughts i’ve had about that#i think this is essentially my final middle finger to covid19 because I get my second dose in a week#i lived bitch you can’t kill me#art#ok to rb by the way i’m very proud of this
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lol, if only we puny humans knew 😭😭😭
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There's a new varianttt
#covid memes#over the pandemic#coronaaaa#corona time#virus#infections#two weeks lol#LOL#more like two years haha#two whole mfing years bitch#two years ✌️#covid19#pandemic hahahahhaha jsjsjsjsjww
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