#couldnever

[lamboficarus]

[jils-things]

wwhat whwhwhat if sshe and blacktuliprhfhkrk lllookkoekedlikeketthis 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

NAHHH,,, JIL U SOUN CRAZZZYY.... ... das hella crazy bestie ...

[dumb-bi-thomas]

Oh TDC movie thomesa kiss scene we're really in it now...

[hesitantsorrows]

Difficult to screenshot this conversation well but SERA YOU COMPLETELY KILLED THIS INTERVIEW ILY

[brighhton]

me when i recognise people who reblog my posts as people who talk on Large Discord Servers that im in.

erm hi

[normiewizard]

in the middle of the night last night I saw people on here say jack and tommy did a dsmp stream and I watched their conversation and then fall back asleep and woke up at 4PM with heartburn. illness inducing truly.

[ocellatum-h]

AAAAAAAUAUAUAUAUH]J BTYD NNSH

My breain is melting

i lovr sturm 💞

[orchidiintherain]

my third eye opened listening to fiona apple

[jessicalangeswife]

Forget Her

synopsis: you and fiona broke up 5 months ago because she cheated. but since you and cordelia were always close, she invited you to her wedding. and you had no idea fiona would be there.

content: arguing, name calling, drinking, dancing, makeup sex, getting back together

A/N: i was listening to jeff buckley and thought of an amazing idea for a fic!! fiona my beloveddd they couldnever make me hate youu!!

Fiona sits next to you. “Funny seeing you here.” she says. “Why did she invite you.” you mumble. “Well i am her mother.” she says, running her fingers through her straight blonde hair. “Yeah but she practically hates you.” you say. “Shut up y/n.” she says. “What are you gonna do? Use your powers on me?” you say. crossing your arms. “Maybe i will.” she whispers. you open your mouth to argue but instead bit your tongue. the ceremony starts. Cordelia looks beautiful in a white dress. Fiona has an expression on her face..pride? no, it cant be. Fiona Goode is only proud of herself. after the ceremony, your drinking already. Fiona walks over and gets a martini. “You hated drinking.” she says “Well a cold hearted bitch who ripped my heart out will not leave me alone.” you hissed. she pursed her lips for a moment. “I wouldn’t say i ripped your heart out..” she muttered. “Then what would you say, Fiona.” you replied. “Im sorry. For cheating on you. It was a mistake.” she stated. “Sorry? I caught you in our bed with some man, who by the way, was the ugliest thing i had ever seen.” you snapped. she sighed. “Baby i didn’t mean to hurt you. I was drunk.” she muttered again. “When are you not drunk.” you laughed, the sound music to her ears. “I wouldn’t say im a complete drunk.” she joked. “I would.” you whispered. “Darling?” she asked. “What..” you replied. “Can i have this dance?” she asked. You hesitated for a moment but nodded. She looked marveled. she smiled and took your hand and brought you to the dancefloor. you slow danced. you smelt her perfume, a mix of vanilla and cinnamon. it was comforting. she spun you. you laughed. she pulled you close again. “I really am sorry.” she apologized. “…Fiona i..if i forgive you, how am i gonna know your not gonna do it again?” you hesitated. “Baby i can promise you that i would never do it again. I havent been with anyone since we broke up.” she whispered. “You havent..?” you asked. “Not at all baby.” she said. Her voice smooth.. she caressed your hair. you looked into her eyes. and next thing you know, your in the bathroom making out with her. she trailed her kisses down to your neck. her lipstick smeared from the kissing. you unzipped her dress. “Fuck.. I missed you..” you whispered as you admired her. she was wearing a black slip. you slid it off of her. she unzipped your dress shortly after. “Goddamn..” she mumbled. running her fingers over the lace fabric of your blue lingerie. which matched your dress, that is now on the floor. she picked you up and sat you on the counter. moving herself between your thighs. she practically ripped your lingerie off. she buried her head between your thighs. flicking her tongue against your clit. you ran your fingers through her blonde hair. “Fuck..” you moaned softly. she caressed your waist as she devoured you like a starving woman. “Fiona!” you cried out. she hummed at your sounds, the vibrations making you see stars. “Fuck.. Fiona.. Im close..” you moaned. “Cum for me baby. Show me how much youve missed me..” she whispered. it wasn’t long before you came. she worked you through your orgasm before standing up. “We can finish this once we get home alright? I wanna catch up with my girl first..” she said. you put your dress back on. “Have you seen my panties?” you asked. “Yes. And im keeping them.” she laughed. she noticed you were still wearing the necklace she gave you. “Never took it off huh?” she asked. “I couldn’t.” you whispered. she kissed you gently. you were the only one who could make Fiona Goode soft. “I love you baby..” she whispered. “I love you too fiona..” you held her hand as you made your way back to the party. she had her arm wrapped around you. “Everyone heard you two.” cordelia said once she walked over. you blushed, embarrassed. but fiona looked proud. “Good. Now they know were back together.” fiona whispers. kissing your head. cordelia rolled her eyes playfully and made her way over to her bridesmaids. “Darling? Can i have this dance..again?” she asked playfully. “Always.” you replied.

you slow danced with fiona for a while before leaving. she hugged cordelia before she left. “Wow. What happened to the Fiona Goode i met?” you joked. she laughed. “Well im not fucking this up with you again. Im trying my hardest to be sweet.” she says. opening the car door for you. “i like this version of you.” you whisper playfully. getting into the car. “Well get used to it darling.” she got into the drivers seat and held your hand. she was never into affection. and would rarely ever hold your hand. this really proves to you that she changed. “I love you fiona.” you said gently. “I love you more.” she started the car. “Not possible.”

[restaurantchain]

If a post of mine doesn’t have the ‘hi guys’, ‘hi’ tags that probably means it wasn’t made by me cause i couldNEVER

[stylesloveclub]

thinking about pleasingrry and puppy cooking together at home and he’d always make sure to blow on the food to cool it down before feeding it to her to taste and he’d let her cut the veggies but he’d make sure to keep an eye on her like “careful baby” like AHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHH :(((((((((((( pleasingrry and puppy in the kitchen are so cute bc he's so quick and pro and she's so beginner and clumsy :( and usually she's just sitting on the counter next to him just talking to him while he's jumping around the kitchen and ur so right like he just finished making like the broth for their noodles and he ladels out a little spoonful and blows on it really softly and tests it before feeding it to her :( and he watches her lips so attentively as she sips it out of the spoon and stares while she licks her lips :( looks at her with big puppy eyes to see if she likes it and he can immediately tell that she does by the way her eyes glimmer and she looks at the pot for him to feed her another samples :((( and he does his lil cocky smirk n says "u liked it puppy?":) and after a while she gets bored of just watching and is like begging him like :( pls let me help w something!!!!! and he's like worried ofc bc she does NOT have the strongest rep in the kitchen ( she has cut / burn herself everytime she's tried to help ) buttt he couldnever say no to her so he like sets up a cutting board for her with like some . mushrooms. and is like cut these but be super careful pretty please :( and he can barely focus on his own cooking bc he's like watching over her as she cooks and he like winces every time the knife comes close to her fingers and also her chopping skills are soooooooooo bad it kinda hurts his chef heart and after a while he can't take it and is like OKAY THANKS PUPPY THOSE ARE ALL I NEED LOVEU :) and she's just happy she got to help so she's like kay!:) and goes back to swingin her feet on the counter and talking to harry while he feeds her lil nibbles of their dinner :)

[milanesa-enthusiast]

i couldnever live in Elysium bc id want to fuck the radiocomputers

[decompose1]

the funniest thing about that post is people freaking out about middle schoolers smoking weed. i see we grew up very differently and you never tried to make a bong out of anything you could find............. you can't stop them you couldnever stop them theyre going to take the hilarious watermelon trash weed rip and be fine

[korogie]

you promised you would take over mario anon's spot in the dnf mpreg mines 🥺

I couldnever replace mario anon. To be clear

[zapsoda]

dont get me wrong anything irrationally aggrandizing trans men does great thinngs for my ego and self esteem but immediately it is turned sour for me whenever they start actively being like "cis men couldnever" "i like men who chose to be that way" mmmmm uncomfortable

[animutate]

i couldnever be strong bad i hate checking email strong bad would kill me forever and id DIED