#couldnever

[jils-things]

wwhat whwhwhat if sshe and blacktuliprhfhkrk lllookkoekedlikeketthis 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

NAHHH,,, JIL U SOUN CRAZZZYY.... ... das hella crazy bestie ...

[dumb-bi-thomas]

Oh TDC movie thomesa kiss scene we're really in it now...

[hesitantsorrows]

Difficult to screenshot this conversation well but SERA YOU COMPLETELY KILLED THIS INTERVIEW ILY

[brighhton]

me when i recognise people who reblog my posts as people who talk on Large Discord Servers that im in.

erm hi

[normiewizard]

in the middle of the night last night I saw people on here say jack and tommy did a dsmp stream and I watched their conversation and then fall back asleep and woke up at 4PM with heartburn. illness inducing truly.

[ocellatum-h]

AAAAAAAUAUAUAUAUH]J BTYD NNSH

My breain is melting

i lovr sturm 💞

[orchidiintherain]

my third eye opened listening to fiona apple

[cortexreaver]

been trying to start playing nwn2 for like three days now but the amount of new races and classes and shit is so overwhelming ive just been gathering bugfixes and custom hair while trying to come up with a build but im proud to announce ive finally settled on one: a dual-wielding rogue/assassin 😌

[restaurantchain]

If a post of mine doesn’t have the ‘hi guys’, ‘hi’ tags that probably means it wasn’t made by me cause i couldNEVER

[stylesloveclub]

thinking about pleasingrry and puppy cooking together at home and he’d always make sure to blow on the food to cool it down before feeding it to her to taste and he’d let her cut the veggies but he’d make sure to keep an eye on her like “careful baby” like AHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHH :(((((((((((( pleasingrry and puppy in the kitchen are so cute bc he's so quick and pro and she's so beginner and clumsy :( and usually she's just sitting on the counter next to him just talking to him while he's jumping around the kitchen and ur so right like he just finished making like the broth for their noodles and he ladels out a little spoonful and blows on it really softly and tests it before feeding it to her :( and he watches her lips so attentively as she sips it out of the spoon and stares while she licks her lips :( looks at her with big puppy eyes to see if she likes it and he can immediately tell that she does by the way her eyes glimmer and she looks at the pot for him to feed her another samples :((( and he does his lil cocky smirk n says "u liked it puppy?":) and after a while she gets bored of just watching and is like begging him like :( pls let me help w something!!!!! and he's like worried ofc bc she does NOT have the strongest rep in the kitchen ( she has cut / burn herself everytime she's tried to help ) buttt he couldnever say no to her so he like sets up a cutting board for her with like some . mushrooms. and is like cut these but be super careful pretty please :( and he can barely focus on his own cooking bc he's like watching over her as she cooks and he like winces every time the knife comes close to her fingers and also her chopping skills are soooooooooo bad it kinda hurts his chef heart and after a while he can't take it and is like OKAY THANKS PUPPY THOSE ARE ALL I NEED LOVEU :) and she's just happy she got to help so she's like kay!:) and goes back to swingin her feet on the counter and talking to harry while he feeds her lil nibbles of their dinner :)

[milanesa-enthusiast]

i couldnever live in Elysium bc id want to fuck the radiocomputers

[decompose1]

the funniest thing about that post is people freaking out about middle schoolers smoking weed. i see we grew up very differently and you never tried to make a bong out of anything you could find............. you can't stop them you couldnever stop them theyre going to take the hilarious watermelon trash weed rip and be fine

[korogie]

you promised you would take over mario anon's spot in the dnf mpreg mines 🥺

I couldnever replace mario anon. To be clear

[zapsoda]

dont get me wrong anything irrationally aggrandizing trans men does great thinngs for my ego and self esteem but immediately it is turned sour for me whenever they start actively being like "cis men couldnever" "i like men who chose to be that way" mmmmm uncomfortable

[animutate]

i couldnever be strong bad i hate checking email strong bad would kill me forever and id DIED

[doglike-mix]

basically whta i have everyday

club crackers w cheese slices on it

diet mtn dew or diet coke or regular mtn dew

strawbreires or any fruit sometimes green beans too

if my dad gets/makes it pizza and mac n cheese only meal i couldNEVER skip guys i fuckinf love pizza and mac n cheese..

also chef boyadee

snd lastly ASS 🤤🤤🤤 (biggest lie ever)