#could have bought food at work but i’m really fucking stingy about spending money on food

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7 1/2 hour shift with no food ayyyyy

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1. What is one thing you will never do again? Watch The Hours. Film itself is great, but is way too triggering.

2. Would you rather be twice as smart or twice as happy? I’d take happiness easily. It’s not bad for the most part to make mistakes and I’d rather be too clumsy than be altogether miserable.

3. What happened the last time you cried? It was the day of what would’ve been our anniversary and at that moment I was alone in my car at a parking lot (waiting for the office to open) on a gloomy day. I just had to cry and let my feelings out for like 5 minutes to accept everything but I was immediately fine afterwards, haha. Grief can be funny.

4. What happened the time in your life when you were the most nervous to do something? My first job interview. It was my first adult thing ever. They never got back to me - very professional of them - but I was still grateful for the experience nonetheless.

5. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you? That I was in a whole ass relationship for technically 6 1/2 years. They probably have an inkling by now, but only about me being in a relationship. I’m sure they would be very surprised if they ever found out how long it had actually gone for.

6. What’s your worst habit? I pick at my toenails when I’m nervous or stressed. I tend to do this when I’m doing a work task that I particularly dread, and sometimes I’ll end up being fixated on the habit for like 10 minutes straight and not get anything done.

7. What superpower would you have for one day? Time travel, just to take quick trips to multiple decades and see how life was like during those times.

8. What fictional character do you have the biggest crush on? Matty from 13 Going on 30 would be one of them. Albert Finney’s character in Two for the Road is also charming as fuck.

9. Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world? If money wasn’t an issue, probably somewhere cozy in like Switzerland or Canada.

10. What is your most bizarre pet peeve? Not necessarily a pet peeve but I get extremely uncomfortable when someone hands me a gift then they insult the gift while in front of me, saying it’s not a great gift or that I probably don’t need it, etc. Filipinos also have this habit of saying something along the lines of, “You earn way more than me so you’d probably think this gift sucks” like how do you want me to react :(((((( I love receiving gifts and the idea of being thought about already means a lot to me, so it just makes me wince a little bit when I hear statements like the above.

11. Who knows you the best? Gabie, probably. I’ve changed a lot since then, though.

12. What after school activities did you do in high school? Clubs were mandatory extracurricular activities in my high school; in my time, I joined the table tennis and yearbook clubs.

13. What “most likely to” superlative would you be most honored to receive? Idk, we didn’t have those in school. I probably would have been honored to get a journalism-themed one though; something like Most Likely To Write for NYT or Most Likely to Win a Pulitzer or something like that. Obviously that’s changed now and I’ve long let go of journalism as a passion.

14. What’s the last book you really loved? I haven’t read in a long, long while.

15. What was the greatest television show of all time? I don’t watch a lot of TV so I’m not the most credible decision-making body for this lol, but out of all the shows I’ve watched the best one would easily be Breaking Bad.

16. What’s been your favorite age so far? 16. Life was insanely easygoing back then and everything fell into place for me at the time.

17. If you could go back in time, what is one piece of advice you would give your younger self? Know when it’s enough. Be kind to yourself.

18. What one thing would you be most disappointed if you never got to experience it? Have kids.

19. Apologize or ask permission? I don’t understand the relationship between the two.

20. Unlimited love or money? I would love to never have to worry about finances ever again.

21. If you knew you would die in one week, what would you do? Take a week-long leave for work, spend all my money, bond with my dogs, throw a party for my closest friends, and honestly, make my peace with her.

22. What’s your most listened to song? Spotify doesn’t show that feature, but I bet it’s from Paramore or Hayley anyway. It would be impossible to know my most-listened to song of all time, like if we took into account my Spotify, iTunes, etc.

23. Beach vacation or European vacation? I need a beach vacation badly, but a European vacation would be a new and different experience. I’d take the latter.

24. If you could have been a child prodigy what would you have wanted to be skilled at? Playing the piano.

25. What’s the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Depends on how much I won lmao. I’d probably retire this early if the money was big enough since I’m pretty stingy anyway. But generally, I would like to pay off whatever bills my parents are currently paying for, get back the car that we had to sell because of the pandemic, and maybe go for a solo vacation or five heheh.

26. What celebrity would you trade lives with? Kylie Jenner, for a day. Just so I can briefly have a taste of how being that rich is like.

27. If you were a performing artist, what would you title your first album? Nope.

28. What story do your friends still give you crap about? Staying with Gab despite the red flags that glared for four whole years is one of them. Angela will also never let go of that one time I tried some kind of fruit juice in high school and I described it as ‘packs a punch.’ It’s understood as a super Westernized idiom where I live and literally no one uses it in a casual sentence, so it was a hit with her and now we use ‘packs a punch’ whenever we want to describe something awesome or surprising.

29. If earth could only have one condiment for the rest of time, what would you pick to keep around? Mayonnaise and I will die on this mayonnaise-coated hill.

30. What is the ideal number of people to have over on a Friday night? Ideally? At this point? Like 20. I would love for that to be the case on the first Friday we can consider the Philippines COVID-free.

31. What was the worst age you’ve been so far? Sorry for yet another incoming Paramore reference but they literally have a lyric that goes, “22 is like, the worst idea that I have ever had.” Before turning 22 I used to think it was a weird line, like how could 22 possibly be unenjoyable? Now I’m 22 in a pandemic going through a rough breakup and I can’t even see my friends nor work in my first workplace ever.

32. What is your weirdest dealbreaker? If they wanted only cats as pets. I can deal with a dog and a cat, I guess; but cats were never fond of me so I feel like I’d struggle with this situation lol.

33. What fictional character reminds you most of yourself? Mr. Peanutbutterrrrrrr. Has a lot of love to give, doesn’t always use it on the right people. Also lives on pleasing others.

34. Do you believe in karma? Just to a tiny extent, in how I would want people’s awful actions to come bite them in the ass one day. It’s not a philosophy that controls my life and the things I do whatsoever.

35. What was your favorite TV show as a kid? My absolute favorite was Hi-5, with the original cast. As I got older my interests shifted to Spongebob and The Fairly OddParents.

36. What is the weirdest thing you find attractive in a person? I don’t think it’s weird, but I don’t hear thighs too often when people list down their favorite physical traits. It’s certainly one of mine.

37. What Jeopardy! category would you clear, no problem? A Friends-themed one, obviously. This reminds me of the Jeopardy night I had with some friends a few nights ago! That was so much fun, and Andi makes really great and fun questions hahaha.

38. What is something you’re superstitious about? I don’t think I am about anything.

39. What is the scariest experience you have ever had? Maybe that night my grandpa went into a drunk rampage. I was 9, right in his line of sight, frozen and scared shitless, and I didn’t know who he was going to strike next.

40. Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office? I never really think about this. If someone’s a non-politician then there must be a reason they aren’t, lol.

41. What cheesey song do you have memorized? Little Things by One Direction is very cheesy and it’s one of my least favorite songs of theirs, but I still have it memorized out of habit.

42. What one dead person would you most like to have dinner with, if it were possible? My great-grandpa died all the way back in the 70s, even before some of my aunts and uncles could meet him. It would be cool to spend time with him.

43. Do you think it’s important to stay up to date with the news? Yeah, absolutely. I have the stomach for it lol, so I always monitor what’s happening locally and globally. Skipping the news from time to time is fine because I get how anxiety-inducing and depressing some events can be, but there’s a huge difference between ignoring the news for your mental health and being indifferent altogether. I’d immediately judge anyone who’s the latter, and would assume you are incredibly privileged.

44. What is the best present you could ever receive? My money refunded -____________- I had food delivered to my director, Bea’s house as a surprise earlier today, but apparently I ran into a scammer driver and the fucker drove away with the meal I had bought for Bea. I reported the driver and the situation, and thankfully the customer service rep of the food delivery app quickly responded and said they’d return the full amount I paid for; but I still haven’t received it.

45. Would you give up one of your fingers if it meant you’d have free wifi wherever you go, for the rest of your life? No. Mobile data exists for a reason.

46. What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day? Check out my voice.

47. If someone told you you could give one person a present and your budget was unlimited–what present would you get and for whom? I’d love to surprise Angela with an overseas trip that would last for like a month. Traveling is one thing we have yet to do as best friends.

48. What is the nicest thing someone could say about you? Nothing particular, but it makes me happy when people call me strong and when they validate the shit I’ve gone through over the years.

49. Giant house in a subdivision or tiny house somewhere with a view? I would take the giant house. When it comes to my own place, I would want to have a lot of space to roam around.

50. What is the weirdest quirk your family has? Nothing is coming to mind.

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Vernon smut where you two are dating and things get heated. Thanks

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“Can we have a break?”

Vernon lifted his eyes from the staircase to you, eyebrows raised high, and slowly lowered the large bed you were somewhat able to carry with just the two of you. “In the middle of the stairs?”

“Just a second, please?” you pleaded again, adding a small pout to it for further effect on your boyfriend: your arms were dying. Vernon shrugged as his lips tugged into a smile.

“Alright, let’s sit down for a while.”

You sat down next to each other with the bed lying on its side against the stairs. A huff left your lips. “We really should’ve thought about getting the delivery, don’t you think?”

Vernon shook his head, appearing as determined as he had been when you were buying the bed and were asked if you wanted it delivered, to which he had given a flat no. You tilted your head, at which he chuckled. “It would’ve cost an amount of money I’d much rather spend on, you know, you and food.”

“You’re stingy at the oddest of times,” you said with a playful roll of your eyes and shook your head. He laughed and got an arm around you to hug you.

“Haven’t regretted it so far,” he noted and looked at you with a cheerful smile. “We’re almost home, and as soon as this bed is where it’s meant to be, we’ll get to rest, alright?”

The look in your eyes was hopeful when you moved your gaze to him. “Will you make the bed, too?”

Grinning, he booped your nose. “We can discuss that later.”

“Deal,” you giggled and leaned your head against his shoulder for a while, allowing yourself to catch your breath while your arm muscles recovered a little from the strain of carrying the bed.

A moment later, the two of you decided it was time to continue - the sooner you did, the sooner you’d be done with it. Vernon was wearing a loose tank top, and you had a tough time not focusing on his arms, the muscles even more defined than usual when you carried the bed.

That naturally had absolutely nothing to do with how distracted you were while making your way up the stairs, and even nearly fell over a few times.

When you had finally gotten the bed to your shared bedroom, you both let out heavy, relieved sighs.

“We did it,” you sighed and leaned against the wall behind yourself. Vernon chuckled and took his snapback off, running his fingers through his hair.

“Should we have lunch now? I’m getting hungry,” he mumbled and placed a hand on his stomach when it grumbled. You laughed and agreed happily, ignoring how your stomach grumbled, too.

You made and ate lunch while talking, and both of you were more than happy about finally having a bigger bed - his old 120cm one had felt a bit too small more often than not during the few months you had lived together - and couldn’t wait to test it out that night.

Or earlier, you noted as your gaze continued scanning Vernon’s arms, shoulders, and just about everything else about him, including his jawline, Adam’s apple, his lips parting when he was about to get some food into his mouth… He didn’t notice, too much anyway, and suggested you’d make the bed together when you were done eating. At that point you didn’t have any complaints about that: the sooner the bed was ready for use, the better.

Before you were able to put the newly bought sheets on the bed, you still moved it around the bedroom a little as you tried to find the perfect place for it so that it wouldn’t be too close to the wall on one side nor too close to the closets on the other. With that done, you finally got to put the sheet on, followed by your freshly washed pillowcases and duvet covers.

While Vernon straightened his duvet, you walked to him slowly, placing one hand gently on his arm and one on his chest.

“So…” you began, your fingers tapping his chest lightly. “Should we test it?”

He swallowed and his eyes widened the slightest bit as he turned to look at you. “You want to–”

“I want you,” you said, acting innocent even as your hand began slowly moving down Vernon’s body. Your hand only stopped when it reached the waistband of his jeans, covered by the top he was wearing, and your lips tugged into a small smile. “What do you say?”

Vernon took a good look at you, although his answer was ready even without taking in the opened buttons of your shirt and lips he desperately wanted to kiss. He licked his lips slowly, and you could feel his hand on your lower back, pulling you a bit closer. “I mean… I suppose we should test it now, just in case there’s something…” His hand slid to your ass, and you grinned when you felt him squeeze it. “…wrong with it.”

Chuckling, you leaned closer to him, your lips barely brushing against his. “Brilliant.”

He finally closed the distance between your lips and turned more towards you, both of his hands now on your ass. Your hand that had been on his arm soon moved up to his hair, but your other hand continued moving on his upper body, making him breathe more heavily while deepening your kisses.

The kisses alone were enough to get you riled up, and it was only amplified by his hands on your ass, squeezing and holding it firmly from inside of the back pockets of your jeans. With your tongue dancing with his, you slowly slid your hand under the loose tank top he was wearing and chuckled when he sighed, obviously shivering under your touch.

“I know you well,” you mumbled against his lips while your fingertips grazed the skin of his chest, just lightly enough to have him letting out quiet noises of pleasure.

“Too well, if you ask me,” Vernon muttered with a grin that died as fast as it had gotten to his face when you slid your hand down with just as light of a touch and palmed him through his jeans.

You could feel his already half-hard state through the denim, and smiled into the kisses you were exchanging, passionate and hungry. “Oh, you know you love it.”

Vernon couldn’t even disagree, and so he just sighed contently, his hips bucking the slightest bit into your hand. He did, however, also know you quite well, and so you could soon feel his hands moving up your sides and eventually continue unbuttoning your shirt. When his hands then placed on your bare waist, you shivered, and only got more excited when Vernon’s hands slid higher, all the way until he could cup your breasts through your bra.

“That’s not fair,” you breathed heavily, feeling yourself get more aroused than you had already been, and especially when he slid your bra down enough to hold your breasts without anything separating them from his hands, you whimpered.

You were so sensitive, and you could only imagine the level of sated you’d be in by the end of your little test.

Little by little you undressed each other, both more than excited to advance, and when you were naked and he only had his boxers on, you pushed Vernon lightly down to the bed. He grinned.

“Well, at least the bed’s not too soft,” he said while crossing his hands under his head and looking up at you. You placed your hands on his bare thighs and slid them up until you could hook your fingers on the waistband of the boxers he was wearing.

“And it didn’t even make a sound when you fell on it,” you hummed while pulling his boxers down slowly, letting his hard length free. The mere sight made your mouth water, and you licked your lips quickly.

Vernon bit his lower lip playfully and watched you curiously as you began leaning down, your breath ghosting over his cock. “We’ll see if it’s still quiet when we fuck.”

Your core clenched at his words, and you kissed his shaft with a thoughtful hum. “I doubt it will.”

He agreed with you and hissed when you moved your mouth on his shaft, the skin of it soft against your lips, and let your wet tongue glide on it.

“I didn’t know I needed this so badly,” Vernon noted with a sharp intake of breath when you swirled your tongue around the head of his cock. You hummed smugly and continued working your magic on him, your hand holding the base of his length while your tongue travelled along it playfully.

You gave him teasing, kittenish licks on the head, and some longer and slower ones on the shaft. Vernon’s breathing grew heavier steadily, and by the time you were wrapping your lips around his tip, red and aching for attention, there was pre-cum pooling on the slit.

He sighed in satisfaction when you finally engulfed his cock, your cheeks hollowing as you welcomed it into the warmth of your mouth.

“Yes,” Vernon hummed appreciatively, and as much as he did want to look at you, at your pretty lips wrapping around him so well, he wanted to focus on the feeling of it to the point that he shut his eyes. You took note with a small smile and continued swirling your tongue on the underside of his length as you moved your head up and down at a differing pace.

Sometimes you’d move your head down faster, sometimes so slowly that Vernon almost whined, but whenever you lifted your head, you did it while sucking on him lightly, and that if anything had his toes curling.

It didn’t take him too long to be so close to the edge that he had to put a stop to it, with his hand finding its way to your hair and his unsteady voice calling out your name. You opened your eyes and looked at him pant with flushed cheeks, and let him fall off your lips.

“Come here,” he said huskily and beckoned you to come closer, and you obliged readily as you straddled him and leaned down to kiss him with a bright smile on your lips, cupping his cheeks as you kissed passionately. His hands found your ass quickly, and the way he held it had you sighing against his lips.

For a while the two of you just made out, although the longer you did, the more you found yourself grinding against him, your pussy gliding easily on his shaft, which only increased the impatience of you both.

As you angled your hips so that your clit got some very pleasant friction from his length, you sighed into the kiss. “So when are you going to do something?”

With a grin tugging at his lips, Vernon flipped the two of you over so that you were on your back on the bed, and began kissing his way down your body. You bit down on your lower lip with your hands in his hair, and let out a shaky breath when his lips were pressing to your mound.

“Nice and ready,” he hummed with a quiet chuckle when he felt just how wet and swollen you were, your most sensitive parts practically begging for touch. You whimpered when he spread your legs and pressed a kiss to your clit.

“Vernon,” you sighed contently and tightened your grip on his hair a little as he began exploring your wetness with his tongue. Your legs quivered and your hips bucked against his face almost instinctively, which amused him as he pushed your hips back to the bed.

“Can’t remember the last time you were this horny at this point,” Vernon grinned and gave you a long lick that ended with your back arching when the tip of his tongue finally left your clit, and your whine rang in the room. He could feel his cock twitch, and he knew it wouldn’t be long until he’d be grinding into the sheets underneath him.

“I’ve… been a bit sensitive and needy in that sense lately,” you sighed in satisfaction when Vernon continued eating you out slowly, merely giving you a taste of it.

Something seemed to click in his mind. “Is that why you’ve been looking at me a lot?”

“Maybe,” you swallowed and laughed at his surprised expression. “You can’t blame me, honestly, you’re just so attractive, I’ve wanted to just… rip your clothes off you, and I think you can imagine what else.”

“I’d still like to hear what exactly that ’else’ is,” he grinned, but regained his seriousness as he moved his right hand from your hip to your dripping entrance and slid one finger into your soaked core with ease.

You whimpered contently at the insertion of his digit that was rather soon joined with a second. Playing with his hair, you closed your eyes and returned to the things you had been imagining for the past few days, and saying them out loud only made it even more satisfying how his fingers were moving inside of you. “Such as… you fucking me against the wall, and I’d be holding your arms and all that… you fingering me until I’ve come at least twice… just y-you, ah, showing me a really good, rough time, really.”

Vernon ground into the sheets and moaned into you, both at the image you were painting and the moan you let out in the middle of your sentence. His fingers continued moving inside of you, but he lifted his head momentarily. “Which one of those do you want to turn into reality first?”

Whining as he curled his fingers inside of you and rubbed your sweet spot, you bucked your hips up. “A-anything, I just need you to fuck me.”

He groaned and pulled his fingers out of you, sucking them clean while grabbing a condom from the drawer of his nightstand with his free, clean hand. You pouted at the loss, wet and needy beyond belief, but tried to stay patient, as difficult as it was when Vernon was right there, putting a condom on his length that you just really wanted to be in you.

“Come on,” you pleaded and tried to reach for him in vain, only to get a playful chuckle from him.

“Not quite like that, baby,” Vernon said with a grin and touched your thigh lightly as he sat down on the bed. You frowned, and he raised his eyebrows. “I was thinking more like, you on your hands and knees, and me showing you that rough time you wanted.”

You shivered and gulped, but found yourself nodding eagerly. All the desperation within you was present in your voice as you spoke. “Please.”

He tapped your side as a sign that he was ready, and you readily got up on all fours in the middle of the bed, your ass jutting out invitingly. Vernon swallowed hard and moved to stand on his knees behind you, placing his hands on your ass and squeezing it. You moaned quietly when he continued touching your ass while lightly grinding against you, slicking his condom-covered cock with some of your arousal in the process.

“Enough playing?” he asked with a hum, and when you said a frustrated, desperate “Yes”, aligned himself with your entrance with one of his hands. Vernon licked his lips, feeling just how ready your pussy was for him, so wet and warm. “Okay.”

With that, he pushed in with one, smooth thrust that had you moaning in satisfaction, your hands balling into fists around the bed sheets as you leaned down. “God, yes.”

It amazed Vernon how obvious it was how badly you needed it - he could move inside of you with ease, and it appeared that every thrust of his had you feeling amazing, or that’s what he (correctly) figured from your moans and the way you were clenching around him every now and then.

And when you begged him to go harder, he couldn’t say no.

He placed his hands on your hips and began thrusting harder and a bit faster, thus also increasing the wet noises of him moving in your soaked pussy. You clenched the bed sheets, moan after moan leaving your parted lips as Vernon fucked you into oblivion - or at least that was how it felt when you finally got the satisfaction you had been needing for days yet hadn’t, for one reason or another, acted on.

His hips met your ass thrust after thrust, his skin slamming into yours in the best way you could imagine. Occasionally he spread your ass cheeks a little, just to take a look at how well you were taking him, and he groaned every time. “You feel so good, baby.”

You gasped when he pushed in deep, and began pushing back against him with every thrust of his. “Y-you too, holy fuck.”

Vernon bit on his lip while grinning a little: oh, he knew exactly how good you thought he felt inside of you. The way your core clenched around him would never lie, nor did your moans and you fucking back against him. The bed creaked a little underneath the two of you, but noticeably less than the previous one you had had.

You were wet and tight around him and each thrust drove him closer to his high, and it was with a grunt that he moved a hand down to your clit, his fingers easily starting a torturous dance on your sensitive bundle of nerves that had you gasping for air and your legs shutting at the amount of pleasure.

“You really are sensitive,” Vernon stated the obvious, and you mewled as your only answer, your eyes shut tightly as you merely focused on how it felt to have him pushing into you, his cock rubbing into all the right places and his fingers rubbing circles into your clit. You could feel your orgasm building up steadily, the knot in the pit of your stomach tightening as he rammed into you, and eventually it was only a matter of your own will whether you wanted to come just yet or not, which you didn’t.

Although, Vernon always had his own way of tearing down any and all willpower you had when it came to holding yourself back.

“Come for me, baby, I can feel you’re close.”

His grunted words were all it took for you to cry out as you came around him, your knuckles white from how tightly you were holding the sheets and your legs quivering from the intensity of your orgasm. You could only then feel how sticky your inner thighs had gotten, but didn’t have much time to focus on that because Vernon still delivered you some hard thrusts until he released into the condom.

“Oh my god,” you breathed while letting yourself fall flat on the bed, and turned your head a little so that you could smile at your boyfriend, who soon lay down next to you, smiling at you, too. “So, the bed… I’d say it’s a good buy.”

He chuckled and ran his fingers through his hair before taking off the condom. “Oh yeah, the bed. It seems really good.”

“Plenty of room, at least,” you said with a smirk, and Vernon agreed with a laugh.

Once he had disposed the condom, he lifted his arm with a smile on his lips. “Now come in here.”

A happy smile spread over your face as you moved closer to him and cuddled into him with your hand on his chest, rising and falling peacefully with it.

Like you had predicted, you felt incredibly sated, and wouldn’t have traded your place in Vernon’s arms with anything.

Although, no matter how sated you were, it did definitely not mean you wouldn’t have been all over him during the late evening, too - you just needed a little bit more.

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What time do you wake up most mornings? Honestly, ever since I’ve been out of school I have been sleeping in until like 10:30am and it has been absolutely wonderful. 

Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so? I absolutely love my job. It is by far my favourite job that I’ve ever had and sometimes it doesn’t even feel like work. It just feels like I get to hang out with my friends and get paid for it. 

What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? My applications. 

Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any/more? I have my one little Death Cab tribute tattoo on my left inside wrist. I can think of some hypothetical tattoos that I like to daydream about but I don’t know if the motivation is strong enough to actually go back and get more. Plus I’m scared of the pain. 

What is your favourite Christmas movie? Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation. Duh. 

What do you get complimented on the most? My eye colour or oddly enough my butt. 

If money was no object, where would you move to? Vancouver or Victoria. 

Do you believe in soul mates? No. The idea is too limiting for me, and that makes it terrifying. What if you let your soul mate go? What if it doesn’t work out?  

If you could wake up tomorrow and be fluent in 3 additional languages, which would you choose? French, Japanese, and OooOoohohoo I don’t even know. Maybe Arabic because I feel like that would allow me to understand a lot of the news better. 

Would you rather go on a relaxing beach type holiday to the Caribbean, a cultural holiday to Japan or an adventure packed holiday to South Africa? Cultural holiday to Japan all. the. WAY. 

Who are the three most important people in your life? Me, myself, and I. (LOOOOL) 

Would you sacrifice everything for love? LOL no

Have you ever been in love? Yes yes. It was wonderful at the time!!! :) 

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully not where I am now. 

Are you scared of the future? A little bit right now because things are currently in limbo. But I’m also excited and energized by that fact. 

What’s the last reason you held someone’s hand? I can’t really remember. 

Are you lonely? Be honest. A little bit. I miss having sex lmao and having someone to spend the night always made me sleep better and feel better. But I have my friends :) 

Listening to anything? Nooo. My roommates are sleeping and I don’t want to awaken my precious angel babes.  

Last thing said out loud? "Bye!! I love you all!” 

Last thing bought? My staff meal at work? And before that, a shirt and a sweater from American Eagle. 

Last text received? “Much love to u always xoxoxoxoxoxoxo” from Sydney~ 

What has made you happy today? Ohmygod so much!!!! I got invited to brunch and got to have lols. I ran 5km on the treadmill and even though I HATE treadmills my time wasn’t all that bad, I got a nice new sweater in my favourite colour, I made some decent money at work, I got asked out on a date and a cute guy that I like is going to teach me how to make pasta, we made plans to go to Banff to party... LOTS OF GOOD THINGS. 

What has made you sad today? I had a 1-on-1 session at my gym today that I got for free when I signed up and my form on a lot of exercises that I used to SLAY is sooo bad. 

What room are you in? My room! 

Last thing eaten? Cheetos~~~~*~~*~~ YES

Last thing you drank? Good old fashioned H20. 

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10: Honestly like 8. It was a wonderful day. 

What websites do you have bookmarked? Just a whole lot of recipes. Some interesting reddit threads that I’ve come across. Job postings. And rent postings from back in the summer. 

Last reason you kissed someone? Because I wanted to! :) 

Do you have an iPhone? Yeah. 

Do you bite your nails? If so, do you wish you didn’t? Hahahahahahhah omg yes I do. So badly. I desperately wish I didn’t but I don’t even notice it when it’s happening anymore. 

Last pair of shoes you wore? My salt-stained navy blue H&M booties. Love those things. 

Last movie you watched? Perks of Being a Wallflower with Emma :) 

Name something you’re grateful for. My job! 

Are you wearing anything that’s not yours? Nooope. 

Do you shop at Urban Outfitters? Sometimes if I’m feeling spend-y. 

Have you ever experienced an earthquake? Nope nope. 

Has anyone ever tried stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend away? I don’t really know how to answer this. There were definitely lots of girls that hit on my ex but in retrospect I don’t know if they knew he wasn’t single at the time so were they really trying to STEAL him or just GET him? 

If you were in the hospital, do you think any of your exes would come see you? Maybe if I was like... on my death bed. For any other reason, probably not. Not really necessary. 

Would you rather read an entire encyclopedia or an entire dictionary? Definitely an encyclopedia.

What do you have in common with the last person you kissed? Mmmm lots. We both like music festivals, we both were in the same program at school, we are the same age... idk. Lots. 

Are you doing anything important tomorrow? Hell no. It’s going to be a lovely day of doing nothing. 

Would you move out your house if you could right now? I don’t know how to answer this one. I LOVE WHERE I LIVE so so much and it’s perfect in every single way it’s just too BIG for our current needs and our utility bills are too high. But the hassle of moving for that reason makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry. 

Can you whistle? Oh yeah. 

Do you like being called baby? By certain people. 

Would you rather drink orange juice or milk? Orange juice all the WAY. 

Do you wish you could kiss someone right now? VERY BADLY. 

Do you hate when people interrupt your sleep? Honestly it happens so rarely I don’t even know. 

Do you miss the way things used to be between you and someone else? Yessss. 

What do you think of your best friend’s ex? Quite literally the most manipulative, selfish, idiotic piece of fucking SHIT that has ever walked this earth and he is EXTREMELY damaging to her life and self worth and mental health and if I could personally exterminate one person from this planet it would, no doubt, be him. 

How long would you wait to say “I love you” in a relationship? A long time. I want to make sure it’s not superficial and I want to make sure it’s not going to scare him. I’d probably feel like I was in love a few months before I’d actually tell my partner. It took me about eight months in my last relationship. 

If you had a child at the age you’re at now, do you think you’d be a good parent? I would be an absolutely terrible parent. 

When was the last time you felt tempted to do something you shouldn’t? Did you do it? HAHA. The other night whilst at work. I almost went through with it but chickened out because I was like “Megan you are bein CRAZY girl” 

What year was it five years before you were born? 1989! 

What holiday is closest to your birthday? Easter. 

What is your name if you spell it without the letters “e” “y” and “t”? Mgan Macka.

What year is the oldest car you or your family owns? Mine for sure. It’s a 2004. 

Who is your 9th contact in your phone? Alina! 

Have you had your birthday yet this year? No! It’s coming up!!! I am VERY excited. 

Why did you go to the doctor the last time you went? I wanted to discuss getting some kind of prescription skincare routine going. 

How old will you be in 5 years? 27. 

Where was the last place you went? Sara and Alex’s. 

Is there a mirror in your room? There are many. 

Do you have a twin? No! I have a birthday twin but we’re two years apart. 

Who was the last person that borrowed money from you? I don’t recall. I’m pretty fucking stingy about my money so I’m not usually the one people come to for a loan. 

The last time you went out to eat, what did you order? This morning I went to brunch with my pals and I got an eggs benedict with kale, garlic, and mushrooms. 

The last text message you sent to someone else - what did it say? I said, “Thanks buddy!!! Hope you get some sleep love you lots!” 

Would you be prepared to do a job that you didn’t like, if it paid well? See: my internship this summer.  

If you hair is straight, do you ever wish it was curly? If your hair is curly, do you ever wish it was straight? I wish every single day that my hair was curlier or wavier. 

Is there someone that dislikes you for no reason? There are tons of people who dislike me with pretty good reasons. 

When did you last see an attractive member of your preferred sex? Did you speak to them? Do you think you’ll see them again? A few hours ago. I definitely spoke to him and I will definitely see him again in the very near future. 

Do you tend to have a lot of those moments where you forget something that you wanted to say? Sorta. 

How long have you known the last person you text messaged? Over ten years now! WHAAAAT that’s wild. 

What exactly did you eat for your last meal? Have you any idea what you’ll be eating your next meal? I had a sandwich at work. Next meal is breakfast and I’m kinda LOW in the food department so we’re gonna probably be dining on some OATMEAL tomorrow morning. WONDERFUL. 

When will you next go for a night out? HmmMMm not too sure actually. This weekend and next weekend aren’t really going to be “night out” kind of things. 

Are you still with the person you fell hardest for? If not, do you still care for each other? No, not with him. I care about him in the sense that I hope he is doing well but want absolutely nothing to do with him. 

If you found out that your ex was having a child with someone else, how would you feel about that? It would honestly probably make me feel relieved because that is not something I’d want for myself at ALL so I’d feel more solidified in knowing we don’t belong together at all. 

Is there someone from your past that you think about from time to time, and you wonder what might have happened to them? Why don’t you see/speak to that person anymore? HAHA YES ALL THE TIME. I don’t see or speak to this person because I broke it off with him to get back together with someone else like two years ago and it was super lame of me, and he is now very happy with a new partner and he deserves that happiness and she’s not my biggest fan so I just sort of try to fuck off and silently curse myself for making that mistake. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you with your life? Why? 8. I’m just very grateful for what I have and what is coming up in my life.

What do you remember about your first kiss? I was on cloud NINE after it happened and I couldn’t stop smiling or thinking about him. It was at a skating rink. It was anticipated throughout the whole day and I couldn’t wait. The guy was a cutie pie. 

Have you ever said that you’d never do something, and then done it? Lots. Drugs, get a tattoo, get a piercing. Never hold me to any “I’d never do x” promise. 

Do you have romantic feelings for the last person you texted? I wish I had romantic feelings for Sydney but as she puts it we are tragically heterosexual. 

Have you ever thought about what you might call your children? Or, if you already have children, what are their names? Sometimes, yes. 

When did you last speak to one of your siblings? What did you talk about? I saw Scott last weekend for a bit. We had a drunken confessional conversation at like 3am in our kitchen until my Dad made us go to sleep. And then the next morning we just had lols until he and Rie went out for a hike. 

How many times have you had your heart broken? Just one. 

Where is the person you would most like to see, or most like to be with? At his house, probably sleeping. 

Think of the person you fell hardest for. How many people has he/she been in love with, besides you? I don’t know. I’d like to say nobody else but I don’t know if that’s true. 

Find 5 people on your Facebook friends list, whose name begins with K. Who are these people, and how did you meet them? Kerri M: I work with her at Famoso!  Kelly G: She is a friend of Ali’s who Ali and Geoff met when traveling in Peru. She came to visit Ali this summer for a bit and Ali introduced us because we went to Stampede together to see July Talk. She’s wild.  Khalid A: He is a friend of my ex’s.  Kelsey R: She is a former track teammate of mine from back in the day and also works at the place I now volunteer.  Kennedy R: She is my ex’s younger sister’s friend and used to a date a girl that I work with. 

Who did you last say “I love you” to? Did that person say it back? LOL. Sydney. And yes. She did. 

What do your last 5 Facebook messages say and who are they from? Oh god. My most recent is from Jess (my manager) because I forgot to put my tip outs in the appropriate bags tonight and was just fixing that up, and then it’s...  Girl’s group chat planning our upcoming getaway to Banff.  Work group chat switching shifts.  The friend of the dude I creepily added on Facebook after meeting him on the train trying to get in there and failing.  And Lauren sent me a lovely message on BellLetsTalk day!!!!! <3 

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survey by pinkchocolate

Hi there! This list is based on some things I've done recently. Let's say, within the last few days. Have you done any of these things in the last few days?

Worn make-up? I never wear makeup. I’ve never felt the need to.

Worn perfume? Sure. I went out last Sunday to bring Cooper to the vet and to take myself out to a coffee shop for a few hours, so I wanted to make sure I smelled decent.

Taken selfies? I think I may have, but I’m sure I deleted them almost immediately.

Shared some photos on social media? Yes, I posted a couple photos of Cooper because he was being super smiley the other day. I also shared a photo of my laptop, which was playing Friends, beside my Friends mug the other night.

Woken up to the sound of your phone vibrating? Technically. But this usually happens when I’m trying to fall asleep in the evening, i.e. someone sending a late-night message, and not in the morning.

Heard the rain outside your window? Yes. It’s literally happening right now haha it just started raining.

Added sugar to a mug of tea/coffee? No. I use 3-in-1 coffee packets, which are already pre-mixed and all I have to do is add hot water. I’m terrible with measurements and starting from scratch and I doubt I’ll ever get the hang of manually combining coffee + sugar + milk + creamer + whatever else goes into coffee haha.

Refilled your drinks bottle? I don’t use a tumbler. I’m at home nearly every day of the week so I always have access to our glasses.

Felt emotionally involved while reading a book? This has happened before for sure, but not in the last few days.

Chuckled/laughed while reading a book? Uhhh I guess. My employer recently lent me this book on PR that they thought would help me gain a richer appreciation of the industry and I guess I did lightly chuckle at a few humorous anecdotes in it.

Spilled a drink? I don’t think so.

Eaten something that was sprinkled with sugar? Nope. I’ve eaten sweets here and there but nothing sprinkled with sugar.

Googled the definition of a word? At least a few times a day.

Read a Wikipedia article? Yes, I love Wikipedia. The last entry I read was a list on notable last words.

Laughed at a video you watched online? So many times. The main reason I watch videos is to be entertained and to laugh, to be honest; so it’s nice that a lot of creators make great, funny content.

Craved a savoury snack of some description? I’ve been craving gourmet donuts for weeks now. Nothing sweet; I’m looking for those with creative, out-of-the-box flavors.

Cursed after dropping an item on the floor? Probably.

Been amused by your pet's behaviour? I am always amused at their behavior. Kimi’s approaching 13 years but he still makes me laugh every single day.

Recognized an actor in a TV show, from another show you'd seen? I’ve only been watching Friends, soooo nothing to compare it to.

Seen an actor on TV that you thought attractive? Courteney Cox, always.

Typed something in a word processor? I had to look this up lol, but I guess I have if Google Docs counts as one? I use it a lot for work.

Been asked a question that you found awkward or difficult to answer? Sure. My grandma called up when I was stuck in a particularly tough period of my shift and she was asking how it’s been. I didn’t want to worry her or overshare, so I paused for a bit and just said “it’s going great!”

Smelled a pleasant food aroma? Yeah, my dad cooks up some great stuff al the time.

Dipped your food in ketchup, mayonnaise or another sauce? Tartar sauce.

Forgotten a hot beverage, then found it had gone cold? I don’t make hot beverages, so.

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survey by kellyburnsred

What music video do you wish you were in? I don’t watch music videos a lot, mostly because they’re usually not at all related to the song it corresponds to and I never saw the point. Buttt idk, the one I had some of the most fun watching was One Direction’s Best Song Ever because it was hilarious. It’d be cool to fuck around with the characters there.

Who makes you laugh the most? I’d say it’s either Andi or Hans. JM and Kate are good runners-up.

You only can eat three things the rest of your life, what do choose? That would make me sick of those foods so fast...but if it were a legit life-and-death situation, I would go with surf and turf (so that I at least have a bit of variety), rice (because I can’t live without rice), and macarons (for something sweet).

What's one thing you wish you had in your life right now? Macarons. I recently liked a slew of local macaron shops on Facebook and even though I know it’s my fault, I hateeee that my feed is filled with macarons now haha.

If you had to give up your style, what other style would you choose? I’m not really sure. I can think of more styles I’m not willing to adopt, than those that can be my back-up.

What's your favorite ice cream topping? Hot fudge.

What is the bare minimum of sleep you could function on? I guess 3 or 4, but that’s the barest of the bare minimum. I would still be cranky if I was only able to sleep for that few hours.

When you drive, do you generally speed? Yeah, if I can. You’re always stuck in traffic in Manila so if you have the chance to press harder on the gas, you typically wouldn’t want to miss out on it.

Are you an animal lover? Yes, except for pests and insects I don’t like, like cockroaches.

What's the dumbest thing you've done because someone dared you? I once ate a piece of siomai that already fell to the ground; when I ate it I felt a lot of tiny pebbles and other debris so I promptly spat it out in a nearby bin.

What is the most disgusting trait that you have? Idk...typical disgusting habits make me wince myself. The worst thing I can think of is that I tend to keep my nails super long just out of neglect; and I usually only clip them once dirt starts getting trapped under the nails, or once it starts to become hard to type.

What was the last thing you talked to your friends about? Angela had made this really cute, DIY foldable collage for Hans for his birthday yesterday and I just checked in on her earlier to ask if he loved it.

What part of your day do you look forward to the most? The moment my shift ends.

What are your favorite song lyrics? This week, it’s probably “It isn’t the same, but it is enough.” It’s oddly calming no matter how sad the actual context is.

Who are your closest friends? Angela and Andi.

What profession do you admire the most? All are worthy of admiration. I don’t really have a ~favorite~

Do you believe in karma? Not strictly in the spiritual sense; but it can be comforting to think that the people who have hurt me will have their ass handed back to them someday.

What do you think is the funniest show on TV? Ooh, I don’t watch a lot of TV anymore...I have a sitcom in mind but it ended 17 years ago and it’s still pretty polarizing to this day, lol.

Are you an organ donor? No.

Did you have imaginary friends when you were younger? Just one, but I didn’t get the point of it and I got bored very quickly.

Have you ever smoked weed? No but a friend knows a supplier should I ever want to start getting into it.

Who do you look up to for your style? Idk, whatever girls my age are wearing these days.

What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought? With my own money, probably the hotel accommodation I purchased for my dad’s birthday this weekend. I’m super stingy with my money and I can’t imagine spending 4 or 5 figures on something just for myself.

What's your favorite amusement park ride? Not too big on rides.

Who was the craziest teacher you've ever had? Ironically, it was my Christianity/religion teacher from 5th grade. We bumped into each other a few weeks after I graduated high school and his first remark towards me was about my breasts. He did a lot of stupid shit too when I was in 5th grade but I don’t feel like getting into them because he was just one big headache of a man.

Where would you like to travel that you have not been? Thailand, if within Asia; Spain if outside.

If you could be any musician for a day, who would you be and why? No thanks.

Do you have any tattoos? No.

What are your favorite scary movies? Some favorites are Carrie, The Shining, and Scream.