#cougar dating club

[megumishotgf]

more jjk + mha fic recs !! ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ

in my unemployed era so i have hours to scroll on this damn app... here are more fics that i loved!! featuring: megumi, satoru, nanami, toji, yuuji, yuuta, katsuki, izuku, shouto (whew there's a lot of them today. your girl has been READING) credits to all these talented writers!! pls check them out!! masterlist more fic recs pt. i pt. iii

: ̗̀➛ megumi fushiguro x reader

you and gumi bond over books (he reads a book you're interested in just so you have someone to discuss it with. bawling)

multiple-part enemies to lovers smau!! (this is SO FUNNY. i cried from laughter more than once)

more enemies to lovers (lengthier fic, so so good + smutty)

you give megumi valentines day chocolates (so so cute he just loves u so much)

secret relationship trope + poor yuuji walks in on you making out (poor baby is traumatised)

more secret relationship + getting caught (i love this one so much)

your silly tired bf just wants kisses

it's late, you're wandering in your ducky slippers and see megumi patching himself up

megumi falls in love with milf! reader (omfg... i love this sm. i've never considered being a cougar until now)

friends to lovers with megumi (high school a.u + gumi buys reader sanrio)

thinking about megumi's hands (i js know they are pretty. thinking of all the unspeakable things they can do)

comforting insecure megumi (my poor baby. a lil angst but dw there's a happy ending)

: ̗̀➛ kento nanami x reader

kento comes home early (so cute and precious. im crying i need him to be real so bad)

he gets hurt bad and you can't stop crying (angsty but also fluffy don't worry this doesn't end like shibuya)

: ̗̀➛ toji fushiguro x reader

riding toji until he whimpers omfg (he gets embarrassed and teaches you a lesson ahhh)

your fiancee toji finally gets freed from prison (they finally freed my man anyway you suck him off while he drives omfg)

sex as payback for your noisy ass neighbours (im losing it)

really cute dating headcanons

more on toji being a simp for you (HES SOOO)

: ̗̀➛ satoru gojo x reader

"my girl is mad at me i hope i die" that's it

y/n + satoru being stupidly in love (now this one has a kick to it.i'm crying)

satoru is obsessed with you but you're oblivious (pining satoru)

boyfriend texts w/ satoru

fucking satoru in the prison realm (AHHHH)

satoru begs to fuck you at some high profile event (u js look so cunty in that outfit and it drives him crazy)

car sex with satoru AHHH

satoru lets u try on his blindfold (hes such so :( so so adorable)

you get hurt and satoru is worried (wow this is so well written. happy ending + gojo centric)

: ̗̀➛ yuuji itadori x reader

fucking ur friend yuuji in a club bathroom (this is so so good)

"if we had a baby would it be mine or sukuna's" (this is hilarious)

yuuji comforts his gf who's not his 'usual type' (its me im the short gf with a big chest) (i’ve been coming back to reread this daily)

: ̗̀➛ yuuta okkotsu x reader

blowing ur big dick bf yuuta (canon)

really really romantic sex w/ yuuta (straight up making love)

: ̗̀➛ katsuki bakugo x reader

domestic headcanons (i love them and i love him. help)

more cute relationship headcanons

katsuki is obsessed with gossiping and eavesdropping when you and your friends spill the tea (this is so funny i love it sm)

dragging katsuki to the club bathroom because u love him (this is so wholesome im crying)

kiri notices how whipped katsuki is for you

guard dog katsuki is jealous

: ̗̀➛ izuku midoriya x reader

mating press with izuku (this actually drives me crazy. written so well and in character)

izuku is just so fucking precious (i can't take it anymore)

: ̗̀➛ shouto todoroki x reader

shouto gets halved by a quirk but not like gojo, there's js two of him (there is one obvious thing to do now)

dr. todoroki promises to breed you properly (i'm convulsing)

you're insecure after giving birth and shouto comforts you (with loving words and his dick)

resolving an argument w/ ur bf shouto (so cute!!)

eating u out in the kitchen (omfg)

there is an overwhelming amount of smut i'm sorry this is kind of embarrassing i'm just super horny lmao

[joehills]

Just a reminder, to all PlayOnCon attendees, my friends' band previously known as Pandemic Date Night, Hedgehog Mosh Pit, Sunk Cost Boat Club, and The Cougar Karens ("WE'RE THE COUGAR KARENS AND WE WANNA SLEEP WITH YOUR MANAGER!") will be performing as the Sparkling Noise this Saturday Night at 8pm in the PlayOnCon event tent.

I will be assisting with some sleight of hand during one of the songs, so I hope you keep an eye out for me!

If you aren't familiar with the group, I recommend checking out our music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2_sYlzTZhs

[gingerjolover]

can we prioritize jb controversially young gf pleaseeeee i vote yes

to ease y'all into it, get ya warmed up, here's a little appetizer (courtesy of my friends @boywithpinkcarnation and @ever-siince-new-york aka the loves of my life)

julien w a controversially!young gf

okay i have an (unpopular) opinion that i don't think julien would date someone controversially young not because there's something wrong with it but because she will get so existential and I feel like she would feel bad if your brain wasn't fully developed lol

however!!!! this aside, lets continue

I don't think it would be a best friends little siblings scenario or like the kid of someone on her team or the bg team

young!gf is probably a writer or an artist of some kind and julien is either a fan or is at a charity event or something similar and she meets boygenius and they all instantly love her sm

and jules and young!gf really hit it off and so julien leaves with her number but doesn't find out shes young until like 3 days later

has an absolute crisis about it, especially because she doesn't want to hurt you or change you

thinking young!gf is 20 about to be 21, like just old enough that some people will be like um??? but also you're a whole-ass adult so you can do what ya want

but julien and young!gf have a very serious convo bc they are both feeling the vibe and julien just wants a healthy, mutually beneficial, safe, and loving relationship

but anyways

lets get right to it, phoebe and lucy and MUNA love you

like the love u sm but they also love teasing julien

julien could be getting up from a chair or like be laying on the floor and phoebe is yelling "life alert" to you, a glare pushing its way onto jules's face

phoebe is the biggest instigator, always snapping photos of you both candidly and adding them to her photo dumps

I had that phoebe buys young!gf a t-shirt that says I love milfs but @boywithpinkcarnation said a shirt with I <3 cougars and its iconic honestly

phoebe will 1000% caption a photo of you sitting on jb's lap and be like "sugar daddy vibes🤑" or one of jb sitting on your lap with the caption "jb is taking babysitting wayyy too seriously" (@boywithpinkcarnation)

they all call you baby and they mean it

katie is the second biggest instigator and right after that is lucy, then nomi, then jo

katie always teases about "respect your elders"

lucy will post a very wholesome photo of the two of you but caption it "spend time and cherish your elders, they aren't around forever❤️" (straight from social queen @boywithpinkcarnation)

eventually young!gf gets into it and starts making jokes like kelli tiktok vibes (@ever-siince-new-york)

she gets asked in a day in the life vid or a live a question about jules and shes like "I'm not sure really...i just with her for the money," and julien is in the back like that interview when lucy says they're breaking up like "baby! don't say that! it's not funny!" and she's groaning coming into frame, her hand on young!gf's head, "they're gonna start to believe you, ya know?" like all sassy how jb gets🤓☝🏼

PRIVATE BUT NOT SECRET VIBEZZZZ @ever-siince-new-york, carlena said and i quote, "like they're not lovesurging on tiktok but if the paps get jb giving hickies on film... oh well😁"

they are also STOKED for you to turn 21, since most of them are sober the idea of getting you drunk is so appealing

and jb is SO protective, like already jb has her hands on young!gf all. the. time. like in the dip of her back or on her hips or hand on the back of her neck, jb is always making some type of physical contact

BUT especially in the club or at a bar

they do get freaky on her 21st bday hehe

maybe the day after bc young!gf just lets joi keep giving her shots and julien is just standing there jaw dropped because who knew their sweet baby girl was a mf tank

but lit katie, molly, kelli, jo, nomi, lucy, and phoebe LOVE you sm, like yes you're young and everyone is pushing or already 30 but young!gf is so profound and mature but not in a way that's not acting her age, she just has a very old soul and enjoys rest and knows what she likes and what she wants

and julien loooooves this, like jules doesn't want to groom you and mold you into something you're not, she wants you to act your age and like she doesn't isolate you or make you act 28 because everyone is around that age. like she fully supports if you wanna go out and party or like do something kinda childish or if you wanted to stress about school or be homesick, julien lets you just vibe and doesn't pressure you to grow up faster, she truly just wants you to grow up without the age gap looming over you

back to the daddy!jb antics, without infantalizing you, jb handles ALL of the "adult stuff" like y'all def split bills if you live together but she manages all of the subscriptions and pays all of the utilities and makes sure your car has gas and is always maintained like takes it to get inspected and stuff

if young!gf is in school than that's your biggest priority in jb's eyes, like yes focus on school or your work and then when you graduate we'll start to divvy up the household stuff

jb just loves to care for you, like she always has an extra hair tie on her wrist and its your scrunchie like the one you love

before you live together, jb is stocking her house w your stuff to make you comfy

your fave snacks are in the kitchen, your fave drinks in the fridge

jb buys a full size of your fave perfume and body wash, she has you pick out pajamas for her dresser and puts a jewelry holder on her dresser just for you (@ever-siince-new-york 🥹)

if you're in school, jb def has a desk set up in her office or music room and its one she built and it has cute pens and stationary and a pretty keyboard and a comfy chair where you can cross your legs and then under it is built in storage for some of your books and crocheting/knitting/crafting stuff

when you move in, jb designs (w the help of lucy and Katie) your own office where you can write and paint and it has the best sunlight in the whole house

julien also gets really anxious leaving you at home, not because you're not capable but she grows so attached and is like "you'll be a different person when i come back:("

always sending flowers and dinner and gifts while on the road (@ever-siince-new-york)

not smut but smut adjacent

julien is sooooo nervous to have sex w young!gf

maybe she hasn't done it before or julien just feels a lot of pressure to take care of her

and she has to be like "do you not like me?" kinda insecurely because julien is treating her like shes glass

and jb is like "oh my god sweet girl, no no no, i- of course i- i love you!"

and she's like "you WHAT??"

[thezombieprostitute]

We know Jake is a golden hearted cutie worth of giving him a chance, but let's pretend you don't know him at all and he approaches you in a pub/at a club. How that goes?

Considering the glasses and his graphic tees, I'm definitely willing to give him a chance. If he can make me smile/laugh, he's got a good chance at getting my number. Maybe more.

++++

I'm at the pub for dinner (bar food is some of the best, I will never change my mind on that). Not really interested in getting drunk. Just, kinda nice to get some food, sit in a corner booth and read. Maybe some people watching, but really just keeping to myself.

What I don't realize is that Jake, from across the bar, recognizes the book I'm reading. It's one of his own favorites. And my own graphic tee is from a gaming event that he watches every year! He turns to Cougar, his best friend whose skills with women are unmatched, to ask for help on how to approach.

"Wait until she sets the book down," Cougar tells him. "Don't sit across from her without permission. Crack a joke."

"You always tell me my jokes are horrible," Jake counters.

"They are. But she'll love them." Cougar gently pushes Jake towards where I'm sitting.

I've set my book down for a little bit to enjoy my food when suddenly there's someone standing next to my booth. Thinking it's a waiter I rush to finish my bite so I can tell them I don't need anything at the moment. But when I look up, he's not wearing a name tag or anything indicating he's staff. In fact, with a shirt showing two AT-ATs going at it, I'm fairly certain he's not at work.

Seeing my confusion he says the first thing that comes to mind, "Why couldn’t the computer take its hat off? Because it had a bad case of Caps Lock." I'm so grateful I wasn't taking a sip of my drink because I immediately snort at the joke and cover my mouth in embarrassment. I can't help but continue chuckling and he smiles that charming smile.

I ask him if he wants a seat and we have a pun-off for the rest of our first date.

[pollyna]

Everybody, including their mothers and grandmothers, knows Iceman eats and snacks around every time he can. Preflight, postflight snack, a gum in his mouth chomping away most of the day, and, if he has enough, even during their flying time because he can, and so he does that too. What a significant smaller number of people knows, and that's probably Slider and Mav himself, is that Ice can appear like someone who eats whatever you put in front of him, but he can be picky, not that much that everyone notices but enough to start an argument with Slider over lunch. 

("Ice c'mon leave it alone"

"Sli, you know I don't touch that thing"

"Iceman please, stop, we are already being over this" pointing their plates and then the both of them "thousands of times."

"And then you know I'm right, Slider"

"Tom!"

"Ron!"

"Thomas leave it be"

"Ronald, for the love of God, stop being such a child"

"Thomas Jacob!"

"Ronald William!"

Months later, Mav is still unsure what the problem was.)

So, when Mav decides he's going to ask Ice out for a date (to spend the rest of your life together, had mock Goose) he can't help but try to guess what Ice isn't going to like to find on his plate. And it's fucking hard because the man just eats and snacks, and it seems so random that he almost gives up the idea of cooking for him and just takes him out for a burger and fries or a pizza. But then Slider approaches him with a half-hearted exasperated smile and says, "Listen, Shorterick, Ice is going to love everything you're going to make him, even if it's half burnt and non-edible. But, just as a little help so you can finally put an end to my sufferings, Ice likes red M&M's, he doesn't eat stuff made with oranges, but he drinks and eats them if they're fresh, he fucking hates capers and can't stand to find onions on his plate, but he can live with it, he's a grown boy these days, so no problem. But please, please Pete, don't try to give him stuff with cinnamon in it and try not to eat cinnamon chewing gum before being in his vicinity because he didn't hook up with Cougar because they were his favourite flavour of chewing gum."

"He was going to ho-"

"Mitchell! Not the point now. He doesn't have any allergies, so don't worry about that. And please kiss him, okay man? Give the entire squadron a break from whatever you two have going, please."

He's out of the room before Maverick can even think of saying anything, and for once it was all going to be a thank you.

(It takes Maverick another month and a half to master the courage to ask Ice out, but when he does, the other man's smile is so big and genuine that they almost end up kissing right there, in the middle of the O Club. The dinner is a success, and when Mav starts to divide the M&M's for the movie, Ice kisses him so hard that they both lose their balance and half of his work ends on the floor, but it all has so little importance because they're both laughing and kissing, and oh god, Mav really loves this man and he has the nagging feeling that this particular man loves him too.) 

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Fic Ask Game

Here's a list of all of the fic names I have for ideas that I've had throughout the seasons.

Send an ask if you're interested and I'll tell you a little bit about it.

Missing Moments Series 

Trevor’s Death (Welcome Ghosty)

Butterfly Time w/ Flower

The Nightmares

Learning to Navigate w/o Pants

Meeting Steph

Blast From the Past

Trevor’s Horny Jail

Stripper Trevor Series

The Student Stripper

The Bro Stripper

The Bachelor Stripper

The Dino Stripper

The Almost Ghost

Trevor’s Dares

Trevor’s Kissing Games

The Good Husband

Ghostly Teddy Bear

Ghosts Game

Surprised Dating

Surprising Allies

Falling for You

Roommate Switchup

The Secret Keeper

Days Go By

Team the Cougar

Confronting Pasts

Haunted House

Throuple Trouble

The Letter

Trevor’s Tramp Stamp

Prank Wars

Sucked Off 

Ghostly Love

Magic Fingers

Ghostly Blog

Trevor’s Gift

Learning From My Mistakes

The Surprised Visitors

Let’s Play A Game

Blast From the Past 

Trevor’s Murder Podcast

Holiday Loving

Rewrite of Series

Hmoney Adventure Series

Sex is not a spectator sport

Roommate Games

Club adventures

World Travelers

Trip to Epcot

Hmoney Connected Series

Couple’s Game

The Roommate Swap

Kiss Me Like You Mean It

Guess I Could Share

Ghostly Happily Ever After

HMoney Dating Series

Secrets Bring Chaos

Open Waters

Different Possibilities for Continuation of “A Dream Come True”

Dream Man

Not Enough

Trevor’s Sam Day

Different Plane of Existence

He Sees Dead People - Eric Sucks

Let's Play!

[usafphantom2]

WATCH THIS CLIP AND LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THE SR-71 BLACKBIRD, THE WORLD’s FASTEST PLANE

By Gabriele Barison

Jul 15 2017

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The SR-71, unofficially known as the “Blackbird,” was a long-range, advanced, strategic reconnaissance aircraft developed from the Lockheed A-12 and YF-12A aircraft

The interesting clip in this post gives you the chance to learn something about the superfast SR-71 Blackbird strategic reconnaissance aircraft.

According to the footage in fact in the 1960’s, the U.S. Air Force (USAF) developed a plane that could travel more than 3 times as fast as the sound produced by its own engines.

This print is available in multiple sizes from AircraftProfilePrints.com – CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS. SR-71A Blackbird 61-7972 “Skunkworks”

The SR-71, unofficially known as the “Blackbird,” was a long-range, advanced, strategic reconnaissance aircraft developed from the Lockheed A-12 and YF-12A aircraft. The first flight of an SR-71 took place on Dec. 22, 1964, and the first SR-71 to enter service was delivered to the 4200th (later 9th) Strategic Reconnaissance Wing at Beale Air Force Base, Calif., in January 1966.

As we have already explained, throughout its nearly 24-year career, the SR-71 remained the world’s fastest and highest-flying operational aircraft.

Actually its incredible speed enabled it to gather intelligence in a matter of a few seconds while streaking across unfriendly skies. From 80,000 feet, it could survey 100,000 square miles of Earth’s surface per hour. And in the off chance an enemy tried to shoot it down with a missile, all the Blackbird had to do was speed up and outrun it.

Thanks to its astonishing flight characteristics, the aircraft has set numerous speed and altitude records during its career, like those established on Jul. 28, 1976 by an SR-71 that set two world records for its class – an absolute speed record of 2,193.167 mph and an absolute altitude record of 85,068.997 feet.

The U.S. Air Force retired its fleet of SR-71s on Jan. 26, 1990, because of a decreasing defense budget and high costs of operation.

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Gabriele Barison is an aviation, defense and military writer. He is the Co-Founder and Editor of “The Aviation Geek Club” one of the world’s most read military aviation blogs. He has flown Super Puma and Cougar helicopters with the Swiss Air Force.

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[nityarawal]

8/28/23

Morning Songs

Yesterday's Boytoy

(The Handler)

Mahalo My Lord- Trinity

Why'd You Have

To Defend

Your Baby Boy-Toy

Redheads

Why'd You Have To

Defend

Yesterday's Boytoys

Why'd Your Octopus

Dreads

Wrap

Around All The 

Boys Necks

If You Don't Like

What They Say

Filmed By Cellular

Towers

You Pull The Ropes

Tighter

Go Mamma Go

Whistleblow 

I Said

Tell The Truth

Don't Appease

The Attys

With A Happy Ending

For What

They Do

It's Probate Fraud

Real Estate Law

Exploited

Tenants Rights

Destroyed 

By Murderers

Yeah We Know

What We're Talking 

About

Discrimination

Racism

Smear 

Campaigns

From Little

Handlers

Drunk Fools

Putting Out Their Hands

We're The Bribes

Good

At Idyology

From Stirling Bros

Did Atty Bill Whitman

Assure You

He Was A Good

Attorney

Muir Brokers And Sons Begged

Him To Help

My Kids

And I

Michael Villanueva

After Neighbors

Militia Murder

On Country Club

You Witnessed

However We'd 

Rather

He Don't 

Go To Ukraine

And Adopt Baes

From Surrogates

Down On Their

Luck

Raped By Government

His Allies

He'd Rather Go To

UKraine

With PDs

Pick Up Some Baes

A Babies

Anonymous Factory

For Sterile

Invitro Gay Attys

No Harm Done

You Say

Then You Won't 

Mind My Song

My Words

My Pen

My Metaphysical Sword

For Children

My Disclosure

It's Only Weapon

I Have

Are The Boytoys

Afraid Of The Cougars

Songs

Militia Beg

Don't Tweet

OK My Little

Nazi Lambs

Proud Boys

Uh Huh

I Won't 

I'll X You See

Call Me A Snitch

Drunk Snarling

Civil War Activist

Hello Angels

Always 

Wanted Our Royal

Heads

Some Piece

Of The Princesses Pie

Harley Davidson

Guys

Stalking Bob Bernard's

My Dad's BFF

Business Partner

They Ate A Chunk

Or Two

Attempted Murder

With Real Estate

Attys Too

So I'm Pretty 

Sure

I Got Boundaries

From The Snakes

Of Sandiego

Iowa Judges

Pedophiles

Roxanne De Palma

Idy Poser Yoginis

I Got Boundaries

Josh Radnor Said

He Had Boundaries Too

When He Saw My

X

Trying To Pimp

Me Out

We Got Boundaries

Civil Activists

Sometimes

You Work For Free

On Commission

For Civil

Harmony

We Got Boundaries

Singers

Luits

Bards

Pure Souls 

Conduits

Muses

We Got Boundaries

Mamma

Prudent Boundaries

We Got Boundaries

Prudence

Mia 

Mitra

Mary 

And I

On Dear Prudence's

Anniversary

Song Date

Always Did

Appreciate

A Little Faith

For The Breeders

Who Made Einstein

Rockstars

Scientists

Beauties

Models

Appreciate

A Little Faith

For Community

Schools 

Like Montessori

Founded

By Moi

Helping Real Estate

Mas

Sold Out By

Fundamentalist Pasteurs

Priests

Village Farm School

Divorcees

Defense

Bribes

Sold Out By

Courts

Attacked

Our Idy Encinitas Families

We Appreciate

Innovation School

Just Not The

Julian Charter School

Hookers

Umbrella'ing It

Who Stole My Family

With Texas Marines

Massage

Hand Jobs

Posing As Moms'

Spreading Disease

In A Pandemic

Priests Selling Out Our 

Kids

To Scramble Under

Cellular Towers

Didn't Appreciate 

Restraining Orders

From My Beach Homes

Encinitasbeachhome.com 

HomeSmart Realty

Compound

Nardo

Didn't Appreciate

Lawyers Beatings

At Clark- Viviano Law 

In The Night

Or Ticks Planted

On Me

And My Rockstars

Nearly OD'd

On Lithium

Planted Handlers

We Want To

Know Price

What Does

Sammy June Get Paid

On #FreeBritney Heads

For Being

His Persian

Officers

Kite Runner

How Did Lou Taylor

Acquire

Another Victim

Call Justin Bieber's

Magistrate Judges

Charge Them For Treason

#FreeBritney 

Already Ordered

Lou Taylor

Tri-Star Prosecuted

We Want Her In 

A Cage

Not Brit's Dad

Dying

In Prison

Charge Lou Taylor

Tri-Star

Judges

Attys To Clerks

Presidents

Congressmen

Governors

Senators

DAs

Deputies Dicks

Even The Chopped

Off

Ones

Truncated

For The Defense

Team

Heshe

Whatever

Pronouns

This Kink

Maybe

Dykes

Of Court

Charge Them For

Treason

For They Tromped

On Trinity

And My

Gals At Chowchilla

Every Single One Of

Them

Says Nina's

"Been Waiting For

Eternity,"

She Jokes

Been Writing You

Governors

Gavin Newsom

Jerry Brown 

NASA

Sheriff Bianco

DA Senator And VP

Kamala Harris

DA Summer Stephan 

Deaf Ears

Pushing Defense Gay Man's

Pleas

We Wrote You

Now #TimesUp

3 Warnings

You've Had Dozens

3 Red Flags

No More Warnings

7 Years 

Of Holocaust

Mother Nature Is Screaming

PDs Inconsistencies

For Constipated

Gays

Army

Dr. Gardner

Method

Not Handing

Over

Another

Bae

Call It Rude

Tanny 

I'm Allergic To Your

Poly Crew

Seems I Need

Space

Another Tribe

To Tell Another 

Handler

At Every

20 Residences

Plus Camps

To Back Off

On Smear Campaign

Or They'll End Up

In A Defamation Trial

Crazy

Drugged

Stupid

Raped

Like Johnny The Pirate

As A Gypsy

Californian

Grew Up In The

Sierras

Born In Chicago

Schooled In Iowa

Writers Capital

Seems Your Attys

And Officers

Think I'm Chattel

Collateral

No

Not True

Never Was

Sacred Autonomy

My Dear

They Probed

My Who-Who

For Proud Boys

Like You

And Your Bros' Smears

And No

I Never Did

Drugs

Like Your Hookers Of Court

Trafficked

But Somehow

They Got Us

Mixed Up

They Got

18 Months

Of Free

Naked footage

Video

For Dark Web

Nothing Is Free

You Know That Now

For Perverted

Spin Dr's

Like Carmel Benson

Dykes

And 

Dr. Queresheri's

IEHP

Office

Dr's Discriminating

On Bribes

Riverside Healthcare 

Breaking Hippa Laws

Gossiping Nurses

Darlene

Drm Natalya

Therapists

Can't Get Pathology

Reports

Therapist Tima

Ivanova Bickers

Hiding Property Manager

Emily Pearson's Fentanyl Fairy

Murder

Double Agent Oath Keeper

Sheriff Coroner Bianco 

Ghosts Us

On Probate Cons

Mommy Haters

Somehow They Sold Me

And I Didn't Want

To Be Bought

So I Whistleblow

For Poppy

Since You're Not Present

Mamma

And Anjali

My Daughter's

Always A Nanny

An Auntie First

Praying DA

Gets Arrested Before

You Two

Because Once

A Relationship

Hurts

The Community

Broken

Because Boy Toy 

Goads

"Hit Me,"

It's Never A Secret

Filmed

By Sheriff Conspirates

Never A Hells Angel 

Plea

Gag Order

Because

Some Of Us Say

"No!"

Said "No!"

And Fought

For Autonomy

Long And Hard

For Our Civil

Activist Rights

You See

On Nitya X

Britney X

Civil Activists

Malcolm X

Anne Heche 

Didn't Make It

A Punch In The Gut

When They Cut

Her Oxygen

At 911

Con With Fentanyl

Probate Fraud

By Brokers

Naya Rivera

Didn't Make It

Drowned

By Divorce Court

Drugs

Handlers

My Glee Love

[lh44adore]

Shakira isn't old, but a woman pushing 50 isn't exactly ideal for someone who claims he wants kids. Unless she froze her eggs or something, age-wise it doesn't make sense. This has to be for publicity. The way they're reporting on them dating so early after they only met up only a couple times?This is just a way for them to raise their profile. We'll see her at a few more races, more sightings of them at clubs and restaurants and then they'll publicly announce their "amicable split" in a few months, in which they will "remain friends" afterwards. 😏

I agree this is PR BUT I always see lewis saying “IF i have kids” I don’t really think this seems like a main plan on his life.

With that said, that was not the point of that post, the point is people actually calling this old women/cougar when lewis is only 8 years younger. And when lewis is constantly around girls 15 years younger!!

the point is the misogyny!! If she is what he wants or not, I don’t know cause I don’t know him 😩

[goodthingsgohere-blog]

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[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (25-31 Dec 2022)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰👂‍Hogfather (Terry Pratchett, author; Sian Clifford/Bill Nighy/Peter Serafinowicz, narrator) - I thought this was gonna be a reread but it turned out I hadn't actually read it before! It's Pratchett so of course it was very entertaining. Excellent narration as well - really clever way to do the footnotes.

🥰do you get déjà vu? (dreamtiwasanarchitect, liadan14) - pt 3 in the AU where college bro Joe is the newest immortal - it's 7 years on, Joe & Nicky are heading back to college to search for a missing person and find someone they definitely do not expect

😍😍4 Minute Window series (Speranza) - 179K, canon-divergent stucky au - annual reread of one of the best series series/fics in the entire fandom (all but the as-yet unfinished 2022 advent story)

😊Fuckboi Hob vs The Endless Family Dinner (dancinbutterfly) - 41K, human AU - enjoyable fic prompted from that craigslist ad about a fake holiday date to piss off your family

💖💖 +496K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

The First Rule of Book Club series (Deisderium) - MCU: stucky, 28K - reread of this fave - post WS, Bucky moves to a small town in NC and joins a book club - I adore the outsider POV/OC in this so MUCH!

Can’t you see I’m ready now (Bittersweet_in_Boston) - MCU: stucky no powers AU, 3K - pretty much just PWP but seriously 🔥🔥🔥

the queen of spades (magneticwave) - James Bond: 00Q, 21K - nice little fic where Q has siblings which confounds & intrigues Bond

Synchronicity (stereobone) - James Bond: 00Q, 7K - "It goes on like that for months, and then Q realizes that James Bond is "hanging out" at his flat." - reread, this one is a fave

undersell, overcommit (silentwalrus) - MCU: stucky, 10K - reread, love this one so much - Bucky could really benefit from massage therapy, so Steve just…becomes a licensed massage therapist. The characterizations/character voices are SO FUCKING GOOD in this.

Not In The Answer But The Question (aimmyarrowshigh) - MCU: shrunkyclunks, 27K - love me some shrunkyclunks goodness like this! man-out-of-time/defrosted cap!steve finds an anchor to his past in a deli in brooklyn (and the cute jewish deli owner) - lots of flashbacks & steve healing

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Midsomer Murders - s23, e1-3

Enola Holmes 2

A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley - e1 "The New Taste for Blood"

The Last of Sheila

Hot Ones - Kevin Bacon Needs Six Degrees of Separation From Spicy Wings

Hot Ones - Tessa Thompson Feels Alive While Eating Spicy Wings

Hot Ones - Daniel Kaluuya Listens to His Ego While Eating Spicy Wings

Hot Ones - Lizzo Earns Her Hot Sauce Crown While Eating Spicy Wings

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Off Menu - Ep 174: Mel Giedroyc (Christmas Special)

Ologies with Alie Ward - P-22: The Life & Death of an L.A. Cougar with Miguel Ordeñana & Beth Pratt

Vibe Check - 2022 - That’s a Wrap!

Desert Island Discs - Baz Luhrmann, director

Decoder Ring Plus - The Mailbag Episode

Hot and Bothered - Live from Pemberley: Sexuality in the Regency (with Emily Nagoski)

Into It - Are We Into or Not Into 2022?

Come As You Are - Prelude: Pleasure is The Measure

Weather Geeks - Weather in Hollywood

Weather Geeks - Lights… Camera… Climate!

Ologies with Alie Ward - Bonus Episode: Secrets, Advice + Ask-Me-Anything

Hit Parade Plus - Hits of the Year Edition Part 1 & Part 2

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Classical Calm

Timeless Classics

Feel-Good Classic Rock

RENAISSANCE [Beyoncé]

[theultimatefan]

Records Fall, Community News: Ten Things to Know in the American Association This Week

MOORHEAD, Minn., August 15, 2024 – The American Association of Professional Baseball (@AA_Baseball) season edges towards the playoffs, beginning Sept. 4. All AAPB games are available for free live viewing at aabaseball.tv.

Here are 10 (or so) Things to Know about the AAPB this week:

There are 19 dates left on the AAPB schedule and the playoffs, in which the top four clubs in each division will vie for the Miles Wolff Cup starting September 4. The regular season East and West Division champions will pick their first-round Division Series opponent among the other three playoff teams in their division. The Wolff Cup Final will begin September 14. In the East, the Cleburne Railroaders hold a three-game lead over Kane County for the top spot, while the fourth-place Lake Country Dockhounds are 1 ½ games ahead of the local rival Milwaukee Milkmen for the fourth and final playoff spot, a season-ending four-game series in Oconomowoc probably determining the berth. In the West, seven games separate first place Sioux Falls/Winnipeg and fourth place Kansas City, with Sioux City trying to keep pace, now just three games back of the Monarchs.

The Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks held "DUI Enforcement All-Stars Night" on Tuesday at Newman Outdoor Field, partnering with the North Dakota Association of Counties/Vision Zero. The team honored 21 law enforcement officers from across eastern North Dakota for their outstanding efforts in 2023 in pulling impaired drivers off the state's roads. It drew a big crowd of more than 3,100, with many family and friends in attendance.

The RedHawks were also busy in other community endeavors, teaming with The Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Dakota (BCBSND) Caring Foundation alongside the Bismarck Larks, Minot Hot Tots and Badlands Big Sticks on a $22,900 donation to Nexus-PATH Family Healing, a nonprofit serving North Dakota families and youth struggling with emotional and behavioral health challenges. The donation was based on strikeouts accumulated by the teams' pitchers over 62 games.

The Kansas City Star posted this piece on the Monarchs duo of Ross Adolph and Connor Curlis, natives of Findlay and Lima, Ohio, respectively, who reunited on the team after having competed against each other since their preteen years. Their unlikely and surprising reunion is chronicled in the piece.

Adopt A Minor Leaguer, a grassroots program that helps support players chasing their big league dreams, is running a fundraiser in support of the Sioux City Explorers for equipment they lost in the bus fire on August 2. At press time, they have raised more than $1700, with a goal of $2000 by Friday.

Kane County entertained their largest crowd of the season last Thursday, rallying for an exciting 9-7 win over Milwaukee in front of an announced attendance of 8,786 at Northwestern Medicine Field. “Outer Banks Night” made it an even more festive evening for fans.

The Cougars proved to be a road draw the next night when they visited the Gary SouthShore RailCats. A sellout crowd of 6,244 watched the home team take an exciting 3-2 win in what Gary SouthShore Assistant Coach Jason Carbonneau appropriately termed a “playoff-like atmosphere” while Manager Lamarr Rogers noted that "[t]he fans were electric, and the stadium was jumping with excitement and energy all game long."

The career record for the most stolen bases in Sioux Falls Canaries history now belongs to Wyatt Ulrich (Baudette, Minn.). The outfielder now has 77 thefts after swiping his 15th of the season on Saturday vs. Milwaukee, earning a spot on the local Dakota News Now Plays of the Week. In 301 games over four years with the Canaries, Ulrich is batting .301 with 229 runs scored and 53 doubles.

On Monday, the Chicago Dogs’ Joey Marciano (Carbondale, Ill.) set the team single season saves mark with his 19th in a 6-4 win over Kane County. His baseball journey was chronicled in the Chicago Sun Times, highlighting the fact that he ddn't play baseball at all until joining the Clemente High School squad and going on to play at SIU Carbondale.

On August 7, three members of the Lake Country DockHounds didn't just save a baseball game-they potentially saved a man's life as well. Players Marek Chlup (Turnuv, Czech Republic) and Demetrius Sims (Ann Arbor, Mich.) and broadcaster Dominic Stearn were sightseeing in Sioux Falls, S.D. when they came upon the scene of a horrific accident between a bicyclist and pedestrian. They sprung into action, each taking a task to assist the stricken victims. Read more here.

A Sioux Falls area native got a call to the Majors, in a way, as Janice Gilbert, a teacher at Tea Area HS, just southwest of the city, sang "God Bless America" on Sunday at Minnesota's Target Field. Gilbert, a country artist, has sung the National Anthem at Canaries games as well as other area and national arenas. ESPN Sioux Falls had the story.

Last week we reported that Taylor Swift fans had another reason to cheer on the Kansas City Monarchs in Style, with a theme night on Saturday rebranding the club the Kansas Swiftie Monarchs. Let’s just say fans know All Too Well that it was a Love Story, and though the Lincoln Saltdogs played the Anti-Hero, beating the home team, 5-4, Kansas City was able to Shake it Off and win, 2-1, on Sunday.

A hearty welcome home to Winnipeg to pitcher Mitchell Lambson (Tualatin, Ore.), who this week returned to the team for which the lefty saw some of his biggest professional success. Acquired from the Saraperos de Saltillo of the Mexican Baseball League, Lambson won an AAPB championship with the Goldeyes in 2017 and was named the league's Pitcher of the Year following the 2019 season, during which he went 13-4 with a 3.11 earned run average.

Some fun theme nights coming up:

Thursday, Pickleball Paddle Giveaway, Fargo-Moorhead

Friday, Backpack Giveaway, Chicago

Friday, American Girl Night, Kane County

Friday, Blues Brothers Night, Gary SouthShore

Saturday, Scout Night, Kansas City

Sunday, Clean Air Day, Gary SouthShore

[drinkswater]

I want to see that tanuki-raccoon clash. They’re like two different types of drunks now that you mention it

A bakeneko being an old cat spirit and “cougar” being a derivitive for an older woman in the dating scene has some untapped potential I’ve never even considered. I mean, I’d fawn over an old literal cat lady, at least

Quick search for “horse yokai” yields a horse that perished in a fire and runs around in Skeletal Hell Stallion Form yelling about that, as well as a hanging dismembered horse head?? Which would make EXCELLENT parents for the Mustain’t. Or exciting new members of the local saddle club.

Much obliged 👍🏻

I like the concept of American hybrid yokai, like a tanuki-raccoon or kit fox-kitsune or pine marten-kamitachi mix. As someone more familiar with east coast wildlife do you have any suggestions for “weird little beasts that torment the neighborhood at night”

So there is an actual running joke in the later part of AIEWAM that a Tanuki and a Raccoon are very much not the same thing (Tanuki are extremely closely related to foxes), and while one is a fun-loving guy with a penchant for alcohol and testicular humor, the other one is a sleeby shithead who will rob you at knife-point.

I am more familiar with western us animals bc I'm from CA and CO, but I have a broad idea of what lives back east. IDK enough about Japanese mythological critters to be able to match up things exactly, but I'd be stunned if there were not:

Hybrid animals like woppeltingers and jackalopes. Or messed up hares in general.

Pretty sure some Bakaneko lore maps directly onto cougar behavior

Tsukinoko REAL and it's a fat old diamondback rattler.

Does Japan have messed up horses? Everyone has a messed up horses. We should start a breeding program for The Worst Possible Horse. We can start with the Mustain't.

Kappa, but it's a beaver.

[thebridgeofdeaths]

What’s the Difference ; A Curious Collection of Information about the English Language

by Thomas Baechle   A Curious Collection of Information about the English Language   Nonfiction Date Published: June 11, 2023 Publisher: Mindstir Media David Helton (Illustrator) In What’s the Difference, the distinctions between similar words are explored. Words such as cemeteries and graveyards, cougars and pumas, oceans and seas are explained, as well as seltzer water and club soda, milk…

[ole777mobi]

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