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Day ninety-five | id in alt
Long time no Nanami💥
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#nanami kento#i hate his fuckass tie but like anything for the cool man who cares bad#she likes the fit nanami has but she glares at the tie he has sometimes but it eventually grows onto her like a fucking parasite#also idk how yall sukuna likers do it idk how yall like this man because its so hard for me not to roll my eyes at anything he does#trust me im not biased i roll my eyes at Gojo and co too#i just idk. i feel like ive gone through somebody with a personality like sukunas before and i just want to push him into a black hole#buckets aggression is showing#anyway back to Kugisaki!#she exaggerates the image of nanami a lot but i feel like she'd respect the guy y'know#thats a whole apt teacher dawg#also Nobaras drink...she does like popular shit but i feel like her actual tastes lay with more like refreshing stuff if that makes sense#maybe it could be a little sour#idk she doesn't seem like the weirdo that drinks horrible sweet shit but she would put like an energy drink in that shit#she woll die before she's dehydrated and from experience#sweets dehydrate a bitch#hitting nanami with the melanin beam#i fucking giggled while writing the image description im fucking done for‼️#Kugisaki would fucking preen at praise from nanami because in her head nanami is probably a massive hardass#yes i like drawing hands
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for a guy constantly stuck as the butt of the joke (and in the unrequited love torture chamber) I think he deserves the dub of someone ANYONE confessing to liking him no matter how big the crush or how long ago idgaf it should've happened to the greatest dude ever kuwabara
#idccccc gimme kurama randomly dropping that bomb on Kuwabara after a study session#yeah i think im irrevocably in love w/u and i dont mind at all. ill see you next tuesday 👋🏼#yusuke finally getting his shit together years after they're out of school#and kuwabara is like now? in the waiting room for my colonoscopy?? also i already knew#''you KNEW?'' ''just cos i got bad taste doesn't mean i should act on it!!'' ''???''#some random kids from school maybe a girl he'd protected during his patrols of his territory#a guy that sits behind him in class that fell head over heels during his study arc in episode 3#HELL HIEI EVEN. sitting outside on a tree on his property leaving the occasional demonic relic on his windowsill#kuwabara is like who tf keeps putting rocks here. he keeps em tho#basically i think anyone and everyone in their silly little verse is completely capable of loving kuwabara#he loves kittens and calls himself a warrior of love and is 6ft and NOBODY ever said hey i like you#okay cool on that note togashi we're boxing 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼#qeued post#kuwabara kazuma#yu yu hakusho#yeah yeah he got popular in highschool but WHO CARES? NOT KUWABARA#he literally doesn't take that shit srsly istg he doesn't think anyone's genuinely interested in him#i could talk about how kuwabara's only truly comfortable in the unrequited role bc it's all he's ever been allowed#but that's a whole nother post
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viceroy butterfly
#project wingman#crimson 1#the viceroy butterfly is a co-mimic of the monarch. they evolved to look like one another because they are both taste like shit to predator#this is actually why a lot of north american butterflies are orange#follow for more butterfly facts#next week: the pipevine swallowtail#snazz's shining draws
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the fact that skz turned down a chase atlantic collab. i hate to say it but this is my roman empire
#just saw a vid of chan saying they’re ‘coworkers’ with CHARLIE FAWKING PUTHHHH who on top of being a Zionist is literally the worst person#with the LAMEST digital footprint you could possibly have leeching off their popularity oh my goddddd this is SO . no words#i don’t usually like to foreshadow and talk shit in advance but i can tell you right now if there’s more of that dude’s co-produced songs#on the album we’re getting into a fight skzies and i …. it’s just UNBEARABLE to me that it isn’t 100% obvious to everyone in div1 and also#the skz members (who MUST have seen the boycott ongiong) that this guy is genuinely a leech?#now idk the kind of contract you might sign with somebody or if they’d still have to include whatever song in the album but one thing i#absolutely Despise is the way kpop companies will jump at any chance to collab with a western (aka us american) artist who’s willing pretty#much. like where’s the value in that and are you adding to your popularity atp or are you giving THEM undeserved clout?#i don’t like when companies undermine their artists impact and popularity it rly leaves a bitter taste in my mouth#ah anyway not to get worked up over (potentially and hopefully) nothing i just have this Feeling
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while the only redeeming quality of love god really is the stan joke, it does emphasize how bad mabel is at matchmaking and also how much romance sucks actually
#the end to it still feels weird!!! and going 'oh but actually its all ok!!!' in supplementary materials doesn't make it feel any better!!!!#altho hilariously that means the snadger are soulmates all along#....ok 2 there are 2 redeemable things about that ep cos it gave ford that other hilarious mabel drawing in tots#anyway robbie's actual issue is that he was a terrible boyfriend!!! and didn't respect wendy at all!!!!#he let his insecurities get in that way and he constantly felt threatened by a kid!!!! rebounding off someone else fixes none of this!!!!!#also i have soooo much beef with the northwest ep especially cos of the mabel b plot#she and her friends deserve better than this???? romance in this show sucks!!!!!!#like the a plot isnt inherently bad but what it ended up sprouting into annoys me!!!!#(also the mood of 'dipper shouldve just gotten mabel and the girls out and ran lol')#(the ep needing the 4 of them to get attacked otherwise a lot of folks wouldnt give a shit about the ghost)#anyway another reason why bill sucks is cos he ended up undoing preston's face that coward#too bad those eps are necessary just so robbie and paz are on friendlier terms with the pines#(but meanwhile a wendy ep is too much to ask for :////)#also thinking about how mabel's love crazy phase is relatively new....#one day she'll get better taste in ships#i wonder how much the disney censors were shaking at the wompers joke#cos part of them being like 'NOOOOO THATS TWO GUYS' but also like. thats a pig duct taped to a goat.#they were probably pissed at mabel having a pride sweater on tho#roadside attraction was poorly timed and having it be all about being pickup artistry kinda sucks#but its still way better than love god lol at least we have dipper and stan bonding moments and candy got a hero moment#also stan no longer being sensitive about his brand
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...........man it's weird seeing unironic cutesy b/illford stuff (but it quickly has an au label slapped on to it so they can have free reign to make the most ooc thing you've ever seen)
#i only respect the subset of the shippers who actually acknowledge its centred on abuse lmao#like??? is that not what everyone was claiming the appeal was lmao#.....not to bring up m/outhwashing but its as if the m/outhwashing happy au people were even more weird#and decided that jimmy should be allowed to be happy and cute :)))))) that he's not an abusive misogynistic waste of breath!!!#urghhh idk i know i should just ignore it but im venting to get that bad taste out first#rantings rambles#...like?? isnt the appeal of bill is that hes a complete bastard and hes the one making the choice to dig himself further into that hole???#the show flatout has mabel never ever forgiving gideon for what he did so like#these aus are almost comical considering what bill did and how pro murder ford is#'a cute happy au where nothing bad ever happens' for one that cant happen cos the stans are cursed by misery#and two that'd be ford never meeting bill lol#the twins being ostracised is what caused them to become codependent and why ford gained his passion for weirdness#like.... pretty huge defining traits#anyway au where stan does a backflip after punching bill to death#i wont lie a huge reason i detest this ship now is cos most of the folks on twitter were the most obnoxious ones ive seen#and ive been into 3hfor 4 years!!! i know obnoxious!!! i am obnoxious!!!!#but yeesh actual hoardes of qrts and shit harassing everyone who doesnt like that ship or doesnt interpret it as romantic#(still saluting those poor bill stans who doesnt like their fave being reduced to a yaoi boy obsessed with one guy)
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dc is doing a little mini relaunch after the current crossover finishes and honestly thank god because literally only two of their current ongoings interest me but there's a bunch of fun looking stuff happening in november that i might actually look at. and also it's starting series for several guys who should have had ongoings this whole time like the fucking JUSTICE LEAGUE
#i.e. black lightning JSA question batgirl. and i'll keep up with justice league now that they actually HAVE an ongoing#insane that it just wasn't happening for so long. why did they do that.#now i might actually take an interest in the mainline crossovers if there's a series that they're actually building from#then again. if it's crap i probably won't stick with it#but like marvel has three avengers books running concurrently CONSTANTLY. and yet dc hardly ever has justice league stuff going on#a team book is just. the obvious place to do all that stuff. cos i'm not reading batman i do not CARE about batman#but the new justice league has flash and black lightning and martian manhunter and other guys who i think are cool outside the Trinity guys#also i'm thinking i'll have a look at the 'absolute' universe. yes we are pointing and laughing at the batman design but it seems like an#interesting concept. and also extremely funny that they're going oh fuck marvel relaunched ultimates we have to do something like that too#but actually looking at the ACTUAL premise of the thing. it's more about making an extremely stripped back version of each character#designed to be at their lowest with no support systems in place#idk how it'll turn out. might be too edgy and angst filled for my tastes.#but it looks worth a look#for the record the two series i'm actually readign currently are poison ivy and the flash.#flash i'm actually collecting (i got in when it started and am yet to be disappointed)#lily dot tee ex tee#my pull list is getting so long. and my actual pull list of comics i'm buying is getting a bit much too#but i do not regret impulse subscribing to The Power Fantasy having just read issue 1. it's INCREDIBLE.#i've stopped getting ultimate x men tho. was good but i don't think really worth the money of getting it physically. i'll just pirate.#and tbh the current dr who run is eh. and also only a 4 issue limited series. but it's dr who comics of course i'm collecting it anyway.#immortal thor is a thousand times worth the money tho holy SHIT that book is SO GOOD and i'm SO GLAD i'm reading it physically#sorry i don't comicspost often but i had. a lot of thoughts.
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if i go for a walk now then i can come home and shower then make dinner then call it a night. like thats so fair of me i should absolutely do that. if i can just get up now that i've sat for a second then i totally will do that. prommy.
#feel like i should shove a work out in but like. its already after 5pm.... i've worked on my feet going up and down stairs all day#surely thats Enough#anyway i had the nicest customer today and she was genuinely so fucking sweet and so nervous#cos she had meetings all day and she didn't wanna be late so she got there like an hr and a half early#and at one stage went to hug me then stopped herself cos she was like 'wait thats too weird im so sorry ur just trying to do ur job'#and i was like omg ur okay!! its all good!!!#anyway i liked her very much#also there was wine tasting at the end of the shift so i tried like 4 different wines. they were all shit but tbf i hate wine#and my boss sent me home with the bottle i hated least#so. Good Day!
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yes i know we all hate karen here but heres the thing. i got a crush on cara from her part in person of interest and i refuse to let the duffer brothers shitty storylines and fucked up attempts at romance take her character away from me. anyway EYE get to pick and choose what the characters i like would actually do and u know what? she would not do that shit. thanku
#'that shit' being fuck a teenager#karen wheeler /#ive said it once and ill say it again!!!! au where instead of going Sexy Mode karen goes Mum Mode when billy knocks on the wheelers door#in s2!!!! i know everyone favours joyce to adopt billy but like. i think the karen version could be fun.#actually body swap au with billy and karen#billy waking up at the wheelers and being like what the actual fuck#mike and nancy not noticing anything out of the norm cos even when they're home? theyre not rly home#holly definitely noticing cos billy lets her have icecream for breakfast but also.#she gets ice cream for breakfast. shes not about to complain.#he slides the bowl of ice cream over to her like 'fuckin eat up kid. we got shit to do today.'#holly fucking LOVES this new side of her mum#ted???? don't even get billy started on ted#first thing billy says to karen when they finally meet up is 'you fuckin MARRIED that ?????? i thought my mum had bad taste but holy shit.#at least my dad's got personality. shitty ass personality but still. it's Something.'#and karens like 'yeah i got a close and personal experience with his personality this morning.'#cue the crushing realisation that oh Fuck theyve switched Bodies theyve switched Lives#karens getting a first hand look at the Billy & Neil Show etc#idk. just thinking thoughts thankyou for listening#okay BACK to regular scheduled blogging. i was just in her tag to procrastinate going out#m#text#billy x karen
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finally back home time to do once more hot pockets to eat in front of startrek it's all that i can think about
#technically not hot pockets they're called “buns” and i do add tons of cheese in it cos it's just. bolognese sauce in it#but very low effort + taste sublime with shit tons of melted cheese so. perfect comfort food#this is a new food era im entering im glad bf is like me and don't mind not eating the same thing#we sometimes have in sync food era but when we don't it's nice that we don't have to fuss about what we're eating when we're feeling like#we just wanna eat a specific thing we've already ate a lot lately. it's nice :3#im very lucky
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idk what non-beef eater needs to hear this but bread co/panera has changed their chilli to a different one that has beef in it... for god knows what fucking reason.
#just kinda enabling the nose dive for themselves.#first it was the muffins and napa almond salad that are literally the only reason my gma goes. then they gave us shitty bread for the#sandwiches. and now this. like. why are you actively making your shit worse and more commercialized.#the whole appeal is that you were different than other fast food places panera. how disappointing.#and dont pretend it has something to do w appealing to your older consumer base bc clearly it doesnt since you already got rid of the other#shit my gma eats bc she cant chew hard stuff. but also bc i gave her the chilli once i realized it tasted weird and she said it was spicy#so no. not a change for older people. just to make their shit more boring and normie and commercialized.#bc ig people will die if they dont have their beef idk. honestly if thats how you feel- that you need beef so so bad or else-#maybe you should die lmao. your desire for beef means jack shit when farming beef is a huge contributor to destroying our planet#idc what your excuse is. i also really deeply dont care if you say you neeeeeeeed it bc you're otherkin. eat other fucking meats bitch.#i promise no predatory animal is eating beef all the time. most of their kills are small.#also- if you're a predatory animal like a lion or whatever- you should be eating wildebeast. not cows. bc wild cows dont exist anymore#unfortunately. bc humans suck and only care about themselves. idk what to tell ya.#not very wild animal of you to be eating pre packaged slaughter house domesticated cow beef dawrg#bread co#panera#cutting red meat
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Thanks Google pics for making a tasteful collage of my dick pics I took last night HRBDJBDBCB
#it does this#never w pics of my dog or nature of my face#nope#full on dickshots#a tasteful collage#i sent it to the two guys im kinda. hookking up with at this pojnt and they both thoight it was hilarious so#i too laughed. cos lkke#isnt that based on ai crap? isnt it Supposed tobe faces Nd smiles and shit like that?#god
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the reason i dont talk as much about jjba cecio is bc he is very strongly a piss take of the 'one good pig' because he is the 'one good cop' but hes actually so much worse. hes using a mask of humor and kindness and relate-ability to help aid in murder blackmail wrongful imprisonment and all manner of massive power abuses, but because he does the bare minimum of pretending to be a 'good' person [in the right way] he gets free license to do all that and is seen as sympathetic. so actually hes not worse, hes just an average fucking pig with slight different motivations it doesn't matter if he answers to the police or criminal organizations, because the fucking pigs are their own gang just under the guise of 'upholding the law' and hes betraying his community and ruining peoples lives over and over for power either way
#thebirdspeaks#oc: cecio#essay in teh tags about crows self doubt about how well they handle mature topic and if ppl will think badly of them if they dont do it per#perfect so they dont post shit bc they r worried about the piss on the poor reading comprehension of the internet or worse#being seen as sympathetic 🤢 to cops 🤮#in 1... 2... 3...#im not spilling my personal shit#but like. i worry about sharing more of what he does bc im worried people wont understand how im writing him#bc shits subjective but im writing from my own experience with abusers and cops and just authority in general#its why hes hands down the worst of Celia & Co. they are all awful#but him especially so.#ive debated rewriting him cause its hard to write but i like how it affects his character even when its uncomfortable to write and even mor#so to share#idk. maybe i will end up just make him into a mortician or forensics guy#but like. him abusing all the ways the law is corrupt for his own goals and using all the defenses even better than the other pigs#positioning himself as the good one while making sure none else is and being the worst#is my own commentary on the joke that is the justice system. and i find it interesting#idk i think a lot of it is my personal discomfort. and i would hate to be labeled as like. 🤢 supporting pigs. in my writing#idk#this might get deleted idk i think im to sensitive to potential criticism from bad faith reading#but idk if i do handle it well or not#but then again im not a major fucking tv show let me fuck up a lil#i guess i just scrutinize how people write cops a lot#and thinking the internet has bad reading comprehension is not a baseless anxiety#eh fuck it i think i can do my lil fukcing thing#i just dont want people to see it as in poor taste#cause i worry they would be right? but like so many ppl in fandom be wilding maybe i can get a pass for maybe being a lil clumsy?
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going to the doctor is great in the sense that i now have medication to help me function normally and im also getting an x-ray to see if im going to drop dead so like thats great but also now i have more medication to remember and more appointments to deal with so like thats not as great
#just a load of garbage#i also got a medication for my lungs which will end up killing me if i dont do it properly (exaggeration ill just be Very Ill)#and one that tastes like absolute shit which may or may not actually work#but hey i can cut back on the amount of iron i have to take thats a win#except now im more likely to forget cos its not every day anymore#this is literally all because i got covid#it fuckign ruined my lungs again#and is partially to blame for the amount of fluid in my ears which means i cant hear for shit#but hopefully that all will be more manageable soon#tw medical
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Okay but imagine Soft!dom Remus where he just makes life simpler when you go out or are at home bat work you’re type a on top of ur shit but w Remus you can just be and not have to think 😫
No one would believe their eyes if they could see you right now.
No one would ever believe that you, with your quick wit, smart mount, sarcastic drawl and 'take no shit' attitude is currently whining at your husband.
“Remmy, I can't do it." You're out for dinner, at a pretty restaurant that required you both to dress up a little. You'd ordered steak and passed Remus your plate as soon as it had been set before you.
"I know, dove. Give me two seconds." He was making space on his side of the table to pull your plate in front of him.
"In thin strips, please." Remus rolls his eyes- he doesn't need to be reminded of any of your preferences.
Your friends and co-workers would be in disbelief at your behaviour right now and you find that you don't care if any of them would find out- Remus takes good care of you, always has and always will.
"Taste, baby. Let me know if you want more salt." he feeds you a piece and you smile.
"It's perfect, thanks Rem." he nods, passing the plate back to you and pulling his back in front of him.
Remus ordered pasta, knowing that you'd want some and he doesn't hesitate to load a bite on his fork for you. "Here," his other hand cups under the fork, ready to catch any fall off as he feeds you.
"That's good, baby." he smiles, already knowing you're going to want the last bite of his dinner and knowing that he'd love nothing more than to give it to you.
"What do they have for dessert tonight?" you ask as you eat, sipping your wine every couple of bites.
"I already told them cheesecake dovey," he reaches across the table to wipe a bit of wine from your lips. "They also had that chocolate cake you liked so I got two slices. I've got you all set baby."
Like you'd ever have to worry.
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Fuck hyperfixation meals for real,,, what do you mean I ate a bacon egg and cheese sandwich at least once a day for a month and a half and now the taste and texture of eggs makes me sick and I only eat granola cereal and granola bars
#what do you mean I ate salads every day for MONTHS and now every time I buy a salad it sits in the fridge until it rots when I was literally#going to Walmart every day and buying a salad. I spent money on a new stainless steel mixing bowl that was the perfect size and height for#the bag of premade salad (and the extras I put into it)#although that’s not what this post is about bc I am actually getting back into my salad phase#I think on my road-trip I’ll stop at one of those roadside farmers markets and pick up fresh peaches and oranges#oh shit I just had a thought#what if I make an orange my co-pilot and take selfies with an orange with a smoked face on it the entire drive like of course I have friends#and in fact I am driving with one of my closest friends. *pans to an orange in my passenger seat like this :) *#anyways.#I don’t even like oranges really#like they taste good and I’m getting more into them but I don’t really pick to eat an orange ever but like I’ll have a couple pieces maybe#idk.#I should try oranges again#tangerines are good and cute and small and better to eat. I should buy some soon. mom likes tangerines.#I tried pepperoni today. that sounds insane. I’ve tried pepperoni before I just didn’t like it but we had some in the fridge and I was like#hmm maybe I’ll like it this time so I tried it and it wasn’t bad#not something I think I’d search out ever cause I still don’t really eat a lot of meat at all and it wasn’t like good good but it was okay#I don’t think I’m gonna be like ‘I won’t eat that pizza even if you took the pepperoni off bc the grease is there I can still taste it’ like#I was as a child. I think I might just be like okay maybe I’ll have one piece of pepperoni and one slice where I take it all off#yknow?#idk#I’m high and just typing the thoughts as they happen#what was this post even supposed to be about#okay yeah…. I had to eat a granola bar after I ate the egg sandwich bc I could still taste the egg and it was making me like nauseous to#taste egg it was like I could still feel it in my mouth like ewughhh gave me the ick#ate a granola bar and I’m fixed
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