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digo3d · 2 months ago

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Random HC time:

T.C.‘s annoyed by the fact that the humans in their community have a Floof Meter, and it miffs him so much that they use it in casual convo like it’s a beauty meter of some sort -

“Yeah, but Choo Choo? That’s some neat little bit of Siamese and Himalayan - 6/10 right there ❤️”

“Yeah, man. Brain, Benny and Top Cat tho..? 4/10 regular short tabby fur, ain’t nothing special.”

“What about Spook? He’s got short fur too, kinda.”

“Yeah, but it’s like, soft and ripply. You know like when you drag your hand across a soft carpet and it leaves a darker path - hey, don’t judge me.”

“What do yall think of Fancy’s?”

Everyone: “8/10 EXCELLENT FLOOF MASTER OF FLUMF you can see the Maine Coon in him you think he’ll let me sink my face in his fur-“

Tl;dr Humans’ and cats’ ideas and standards of what a handsome/pretty cat entails are different and Dibble’s just having a fun time watching T.C. be so miffed by all this.

PEAK PEAK HEADCANON

#you think T.C. gets a little offended when they rank him lower on the fluff scale?#he'd never say it out loud of course but I think he'd mutter it quietly to himself 'fym I'm a 2/10 fuck you'#also I like to think Spook has coarse but not necessarily rough fur #like the general feel and length of Ragamuffin fur with like the stiffness of bear fur #if that makes any sense #i really like to think his fur sticks up more at the shoulders #also somewhat related HC; in cat culture being a fat cat is actually more conventionally attractive #cos it like gives off an aura of prosperity wealth and being well-fed #so that's one of the reasons why Fancy is like the hot one out of the fellas he's a chunky monkey #top cat #top cat 1961 #top cat headcanons

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