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best part about watching a movie is making an au with your (and friend's) ocs
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#homestuck#ravenous#ravenous 1999#trollsona#trollsonas#fantroll#fantrolls#fish#heliad#admin draws#not fanart#kind of. LEAVE ME ALONE#watch ravenous its so good#anyways these were very fun to make. even if summarily they took too faking long.#that painting does not look finished and i do not feel like working on it MORE i already didnt draw everything i wanted#cos i ran outta juice#entirely inspired by my friend and i going 'ives looks a little like [me] and boyd like [him]' like right before the end of the movie#iykyk. that makes a scene funnier when ur watching ti with someone. having that connection set up. gaaaaaay#anways back to my wip. toni OUT
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Followers celebration Drabbles #6
Can I please request a Bucky x Reader New Years propmt? Friendemies to Lovers? At news years she making jokes about him being old amd how many new years does make for you 200? Lol and to get her to shut up he kisses at midnight then sexy sexy smutty time please lol - anon
A/N: I changed it up a little bit, it’s not really smutty but more implied smut at the end.
A/N: This is also an entry in @propertyofpoeandbucky ‘s writing challenge
my favourite kiwi (co-writer): @pawfect-melody
New years eve, usually she wasn’t a big fan of parties and definitely not new years eve parties but this year was different, it was the first one after she started to work with the avengers 8 months ago. This year's New Years Eve party was held by Tony Stark and when Tony tells you to go, well you go.
Tony intimidated her when she first arrived but she had soon wormed her way into his heart and she found herself adopted as his little sister. She had a good bond with everyone on the team well except for one member of the team, Bucky. It wasn’t like she hated him, she loved to tease him. She has a crush on him and because she didn’t want him to know, because she was almost sure he hated her,she made jokes almost every time he was near her, mostly about his age. Just like this morning.
y/n had just finished her morning work out and was ready for some breakfast as she walked into the kitchen seeing her favourite super soldier sitting at the breakfast bar with only a glass of orange juice and her comment was out of her mouth quicker then she knew.
“Morning Bucky”
Bucky only grunted in response, keeping his eyes focused on the newspaper in front of him.
“making sure you’re getting your daily dose of vitamins old man?” she chuckled without thinking.
Bucky looked up in annoyance, dropped his newspaper and without a word ran out of the room.
“Better be careful Bucky, would hate to hear you’ve fallen and can’t get up. Life alert stat!” she yelled after him with a chuckle
Now she had just finished getting ready for the party and as she walked out of her room to go to the ballroom on the top floor but she hadn’t seen the brooding mass of muscles walking by her door just at the same time as she walked out, resulting in her running into the warm wall of muscles.
“Oh my i’m so sorry i should have watched where i was going but i thought i was the last one still down here.” she rambled as she took a step back and finally looked up at the person she had ran into, she gasped it was Bucky.
“Don’t worry about it doll, i wasn’t looking where i was going either. Are you going to the party too?” he said while subtly checking her out and held out his arm to her.
“Ever the gentleman Buck, you do clean up well for an old man. But it’s past 5 shouldn’t you be busy with your falling asleep act?” she chuckles
“Well it’s new years eve, no time for sleeping. you look amazing yourself doll.”
“How many of these have you experienced? 200?”
The rest of the way to the ballroom there was a relaxed silence, they both stood at the bar with a drink in hand, having some small talk as they watched couples dance another joke came up in her mind.
“Did they still dance in your time or was that like footloose and banned?”
Again like most times Bucky only grunted as a response or that was what she first thought because as soon as he had set down his beer bottle he took her hand and pulled her onto the dance floor, cradling her close and started to slow dance with her.
“I’ll show you how we danced back in my time.” he whispered in her ear as he twirled her around the dancefloor with him proving that he was far from an old man.
They danced for the most part of the night, well he danced with her and she kept on cracking stupid jokes.
It didn’t really bother Bucky too much because he knew she didn’t for it to hurt him or something like that but he’d loved to have a normal conversation sometime. He had a feeling he made her nervous but in truth she made him nervous too. He liked her, he wanted to get to know her on that deeper level so when the countdown started he couldn’t stop himself, he had to shut her up and test his theory, that she did feel the same way, just when the countdown would hit 0 he pulled her closer to him and planted his lips firmly onto hers kissing her deeply and full of passion. What surprised him the most was the fact that she immediately kissed him back just as deeply making him moan a bit into her mouth.
“Fuck, baby, if you’re gonna do that we should probably get outta here” she panted as she broke off the kiss staring up at him with eyes filled with lust.
Bucky took a small step back that caused her to protest a little with a pout.
“Don’t pout baby, let me take you somewhere and make you feel really good.” he smirked as he took her hand and led her out of the ballroom.
#Bucky Barnes#bucky fic#bucky barnes x reader#james buchanan barnes#bucky x reader#bucky x you#bucky x y/n#frenemies to lovers#lanis3rdmysteriouswritingchallenge#bucky fluff#bucky smexy#grumpy bucky#Sebastian Stan#bucky barnes fic#bucky barnes fanfiction
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Matching Crazy: Part 4
Pairings: Negan x Reader
Warnings: Swearing, PTSD, Fluff, Angst
Word Count: 2,656
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
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“Hey (Y/N).” One of the Sanctuary’s regulars, Mark said as you and Regina stood behind the bar on a slow Wednesday night. “How come you never make drinks?” You glanced over him as you restocked the back wall of liquor bottles from the stock in the back so you could be ready for the new shipment of inventory due to arrive in the morning.
“Because I don’t.” You giggled. “I haven’t been a bartender in like three years.”
“Oh, come on.” Another regular, Scott, said as he swirled his scotch on the rocks around his glass. “All bartenders have some kinda trick up their sleeve. Let’s see it.” You smirked as you looked over at the pair of gentlemen before continuing your gaze up to your co-worker.
“Hey, I showed them the bottle tossing.” She said as she added two more bottles to her side of the bar. “It’s your turn to entertain them until Dean gets ‘off work’.” You sighed as you looked at the bottle of blue Hpnotiq in your hands.
“Alright fine.” The two guys cheered and toasted their drinks as you put away the two bottles in your hands and turned toward the bar. “Now, it’s been years since I’ve done this, y’all so bear with me.” Regina smirked and shook her head as she continued to work while you set up seven shot glasses and a silver tumbler on the bar. You poured ingredients slowly, being careful not to get the first layer of grenadine on the sides of the glass and making sure that the pineapple juice was poured on a big spoon over ice.
“Alright, here we go.” You said as you topped it off with an ounce of vodka and a bit of slowly poured blue Curaçao. You grabbed a strainer and poured the layered drink out, creating a halfway decent rainbow of shots. The guys cheered loudly, as if it were the coolest thing they had ever seen and after a moment, you gathered all the shots to pour back into the tumbler to toss out.
“Y’all need to find a better form of entertainment.” You laughed as you dumped the drink down the drain and stepped over to the register to comp the contents out. You had barely tapped the screen when a shot rang out in the bar, echoing through your mind like a haunted scream. Your right shoulder lurched forward from the impact of a bullet going through your shoulder, and your head hit the edge of a close hanging shelf, violently.
“Get down!” Regina screamed as the bar filled with automatic fire, shattering the bottles on the wall and causing glass and liquor to rain down onto the bar floor. She scrambled across the floor, and tackled you to the ground so you wouldn’t be shot again as flash backs began to strangle your consciousness.
“No.” You said with a shake of your head as you held on to your shoulder. Blood pooled in your fingers as the gunshots finally stopped, but the sound of screeching tires was lost to you.
“You guys OK?” Regina called out as she grabbed a bar towel and pressed it on your shaking shoulder.
“Scott’s hit.” Mark choked out. “I think… I think he’s dead.”
“OK, (Y/N). I need you to hold this.”
“I have to go.” You said as you tried to scramble across the wood, cutting your hands on the shards of glass.
“Marine!” She shouted as she sat up just long enough to grab the bar phone. “Stay there!” You shook your head frantically, but stopped moving as Regina called Negan as fast as she could.
“Gi…” You breathed as you squished the blood drenched towel to your shoulder. “I don’t…”
“Hang in there, (Y/N).” She said through her teeth as she tried to clear a path between where she was, and where you had crawled to.
“Negan…” You gasped as your vision started to fade from blood loss. You very faintly heard him say your name before you slipped into the worst nightmare you had ever had.
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You were trapped in the middle of hell, slipping in and out of consciousness. Every noise was a threat, calling ghosts from your past forward in your mind. Battle after battle repeated itself, no matter how many drugs the hospital gave you, and when the night terrors got to the point where you tried to rip out your IV, you had to be restrained for your own safety. Which made matters impossibly worse.
“We’re gunna have to sedate her.” You heard a doctor say as you sobbed and stared at a small, middle eastern boy holding a grenade in one had and the pin in the other through your tears.
“I want Negan!” You screamed at all four people in the room as you slowly worked your other hand free of the restraint where you wouldn’t be caught.
“OK that’s not…” Your nurse said with a shake of her head.
“Then get out!” You screamed. “Leave me alone! All of you!”
���Let’s just come back.” The nurses aid said as he took a step back toward the door. “I’ve seen PTSD like this before…”
“She’s gunna hurt herself.” The doctor tried.
“No she won’t.” The aid said as he pulled open your room door. “She’s just scared. Let her breathe for a minute. She’s had people surrounding her for the past twenty hours straight. Just give her space.” The doctor and the nurse both nodded and took a step back out of the room, leaving you alone with the figment of your imagination.
“Fuck this shit.” You said as you sat up the moment the door latched behind them. “Fuck all this.” You scrambled to take off the ankle restraints while keeping an eye on the little boy in the room, despite the fact that there was a small part of you that knew he wasn’t really there. You waited until the very last minute to pull off the heart rate monitors as you removed IV’s and downed the big glass of water on your side table before grabbing your bag of belongings, and bolting out of the second story window onto the roof of the neighboring parking garage.
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“Where the fucking fuck is she?” Negan roared at the woman working at the front desk of the hospital only a couple hours after you bolted.
“Sir, please.” The woman said, completely terrified of the biker screaming in her face. “We don’t know. She ran…”
“She was fucking shot! And I know she was probably freaking the fuck out because I know my fucking girl!” He shouted as he pointed forcefully at her. “You should have fucking sedated her!”
“Sir, please.” She tried again.
“Sir, I’m gunna have to ask you to leave, now.” The security officer said as he daringly stepped up to Negan’s side. The biker rounded on him with a death glare.
“You better fucking hope I find my girl or all of you are in for a world of fucking hurt.” He turned quickly, and stormed out the doors past the rest of the club. “I want fucking everyone out looking for her! You don’t fucking eat, you don’t fucking sleep, you don’t even take a fucking piss until you fucking bring my girl home. She’s fucking scared and probably freaking the fuck out. Just fucking find her!” He brought his bike roaring to life and put your helmet on the seat between his thighs so it wouldn’t get lost before taking off like a bat outta hell to find his girl.
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Frozen. You were absolutely, straight through your bones, teeth rattlingly frozen, and hiding in the tube in a children’s playground. You knew you had to be close to the clubhouse but you couldn’t remember how to get there. Fear of going back to the hospital kept you from asking for help. Your whole body ached as you curled into yourself in only a pair of ripped jeans, a dry blood covered, low cut t-shirt that had a bullet hole in the shoulder, and a thin hospital gown as a blanket.
‘You’re safe.’ You reminded yourself for the millionth time in three days as you slowly wrapped the tie of the gown around your pointer finger. ‘Safe and stateside. Negan will find you soon. Stay where you are.’ Your stomach grumbled weakly, a sound you were used to from being on the streets as long as you had been. There was nothing you could do about it, your wallet was sitting on your dresser at home.
“Hey lady.” A child’s voice said above your head as a little boy stuck his head in your hiding hole. “You OK?”
“I’m safe!” You practically screamed at him, startling him to tears. He started to sob, and ran to find his mommy as you curled up even more to hide from the gust of wind that blew through the small holes that were spaced out along the tube. You didn’t hear the mother of the little boy calling the cops about the strange, bloody woman in the park but the sound of sirens sent your hair on end.
“No.” You said with a shake of your head as you watched the flashing red and blues through the hole in front of your chest. You forced yourself to uncurl and pushed yourself past the small jolt of pain that was almost instantly numbed away in the chill to get out of the tunnel to hide. Your body ached as you carefully walked down the steps and ran as fast as you could toward the tree line surrounding the park.
‘I won’t go back.’ You thought as you jumped up the nearest tree and started to climb away from the cops that were scrambling to get to you. ‘I won’t.’
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Negan didn’t care that he was on the highway, he simply pulled off the road the moment he felt his phone ring in his pocket.
‘Be her.’ He growled in his head as he scrambled to get his cell from his pocket while he was still moving to the side of the road. ‘Be her, fucking be her.’
“Yea?” He snapped as he skid to a stop.
“Negan?” A man said on the other end. “Deputy Eugene Porter. I wanted to let you know a call came in just now about a woman matching (Y/N)’s…”
“Where?!” Negan roared, wishing the officer would get to the point faster.
“She’s hiding in a tube on the playground on the north side of Huntley Meadows…” Negan didn’t wait to hear the rest of the guys statement and hung up the phone to get to you before the cops could get to you first.
‘You were so fucking close baby girl.’ He thought as he pulled into traffic without looking or caring. ‘I really need to teach you this fucking town.’
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“G-g-go awayyy!” You screamed at the officers below you as you continued to move so they wouldn’t shoot you out of the tree (not that they would but you were sleep deprived, freezing cold, and not thinking straight.) “H-h-he’ll come for m-m-me.”
“(Y/N), get out of the tree!” Rick sighed into a megaphone like a broken record. You shook your head against the bark, further aggravating the stitches on your forehead from hitting the shelf.
“No! I w-w-won’t go b-b-b-back! I w-want…” You stopped mid-sentence and your head whipped to the side as the distant rumble of a motorcycle on your right caught your attention. “Negan.” Without thinking about the consequences, you jumped to the tree beside you, catching the trunk at the last second, and sending pain jolting through your body. You wasted no time to recover from the shock of the impact, and jumped again.
Tree after tree, you made your way toward the parking lot, as the rumble of Negan’s bike got louder. You managed to lose your police detail in the branches, and made it to the edge as he pulled into the parking spot on the opposite end of the lot than the cop cars. You jumped out of the tree and fell to the ground as Negan threw his helmet back toward his bike and ran toward you.
“Fucking finally.” He breathed as he pulled you up to your feet and wrapped you protectively in his arms. “Thank fuck, you’re OK. I’m here. Right fucking here.” You started to sob as you hid your face in the warmth of his chest, and tried to control your shivering unsuccessfully.
“Y-you found m-me.” You chattered while trying to leach his warmth.
“Fuck, you’re like a damn ice cube.” He said as he yanked off his leather jacket, and wrapped it around your body. He rubbed your back furiously and glanced up at Rick and the other officers.
“Negan…” The deputy said with a shake of his head. “We need to take her.”
“The fuck you do!” Negan shouted as he turned his body so you were farther away from him. “What the fuck do you think you’re fucking playing at, huh? First you take her to the wrong fucking hospital after my fucking employee specifically told you where to take her. You didn’t fucking call me when I know for a fucking fact you know who she is to me. Then, I’m guessing she was put on just fucking painkillers and they obviously didn’t fucking sedate her immediately, which would have been the fucking smart treatment for someone with severe PTSD who had just been fucking shot! Which would have been fucking done if you fucking tools had taken her to the right fucking hospital!” He shook his head as he continued to rub your back while you hid your frozen ears against his chest.
“You even fucking think I’m letting you fucking take her fucking anywhere, and you got another fucking thing coming! I fucking got her from here.” He kissed the top of your head and shook his as he turned to lead you back to the parking lot where one of the club prospects was finally pulling in with the club’s van to take you home. “Come on, baby girl. Let’s get you home.”
“C-c-c…”
“I know, sweetheart.” Negan said before you could finish as he guided you to the front seat. “We have blankets, and we’ll get you in a hot shower at home.” You nodded as he pulled open the passenger door, and helped you into the van. “Then, once you’re warm, we’ll call the damn doc to come patch you up again, OK?” You nodded and curled up on the seat as Negan buckled you in and started to wrap you in blankets. You tried to move to give him back his jacket but he caught your hands and shook his head. “You need it, baby. I’m OK.” You nodded as he gave you a tight lipped smile and zipped up the jacket before continuing to put the blankets around your body.
“I knew you’d come.” You whispered as you searched his eyes.
“Of course I came for my girl.” He said as he brushed your hair back behind your ear. He gave you a chaste kiss and looked over at the prospect. “Straight to the fucking club. You don’t fucking stop for shit. I don’t give a fuck if you have ten cops on your ass with lights and sirens, you get her back to the fucking club before you stop, you fucking hear me?” The prospect nodded and buckled his seatbelt as Negan shut the passenger door with one more glance at you. You met Rick’s eyes through the windshield and very slowly flipped him off as the van was backed out of the parking spot and left the park to go home.
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ishqbaaz lbs: 4th + 5th may
suchhhh bad acting by the qaidis. lord, why can’t this show get better extras? 😐😐😐
pft. shivaay singh oberoi just DANCED around drunk on magic berries with a bigger gun than that. try harder, qaidis. 🙄🙄🙄
lmao, shuru ho gayi apni madam. ���😋😋
HAHAHAHA AMAR PREM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“naam sunte hai pata chala tha tum filmy aur awaara kism ke ladke ho, but no! tum toh nikkame aur nithalle bhi ho.” 😂😂😂
lol shivaay’s reaction to her ENERGY. 😂😂😂
OMG JUST WHEN I THINK I CAN’T LOVE ANIKA MORE, SHE QUOTES ANDAZ APNA APNA. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I WOULD DIE FOR THIS GIRL. I WOULD. MOVE OVER SHIVAAY. NO ONE CAN LOVE HER MORE THAN ME. 😭😭😭
this is exaaaaaaaaactly how i react when ppl tell me they haven’t seen andaz apna apna. 😧😧😧
jesus i feel like gul & co. are stalking me. *looks around suspiciously*
these qaidis need to get a grip with the bad acting. 😕😕😕
shivaay is so undeserving of my queen. can she leave his unappreciative ass and marry me? ours shall be a happy, andaz apna apna quote filled union. 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽
why are the qaidis holding hands? are they lovers, ‘i love you philip morris’ style? 🤔🤔🤔
also i swear i’ve seen the moochi waala qaidi somewhere before. 😐😐😐
lmaooooooooo shivaay’s faceeee when she keeps talking. 😂😂😂
lol, the moochi waala qaidi is thissss close to losing it. i guess you need to be exposed to anika for a really long time to build up resistence the way shivaay has. 😋😋😋
whattttt kinda stupidass police doesn’t know what the faraar qaidi look like? 😒😒😒
i really think the qaidi are lovers. look how affectionately that one is sehlaofying the other one’s knee. 😙😙😙
who died and made anika the leading expert on tyres? 🙄🙄🙄
lol, sach mein aaj bohut bakbak kar rahi hai. i think she MIGHT still be high on berry juice. 😂😂😂
lo. aur police. 😐😐😐
finally. someone knows what INDIA’S LEADING BUSINESSMAN looks like. 😒😒😒
BIWI BIWI BIWI BIWI. man is unstoppable. i think he’s just glad someone’s married to his annoying ass. 😂😂😂
aaaaaaaaand moochi waala qaidi’s lost his temper finally. 😝😝😝
OUFF, SHIVAAY. YOU’RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT. I THINK THIS IS PROOF HE’S A BONAFIDE OBEROI, COZ SUCH DUMBASSERY IS 100% OBEROI GENES. 😑😑😑
lol anika talking about her hair routine featuring mehendi reminds me of the scene where she offers omkaara shikakai and reetha waala shampoo as thanks for clearing her name of the chip waala accusation. 😂😂😂
why the fuck hasn’t shivaay noticed that the policeman is out cold???? 😒😒😒
CODEWORD BHI NAHI SMAJHTA, BEWAKOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤
“lagta hai bhabiji ko antakshari khelni hai.” lmao 😂😂😂
haha shivaay’s fake laugh. 😂😂😂
oh god, please don’t make HIM sing. 🙉🙉🙉
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SHIVAAY’S GETTING MAD THAT ANIKA’S SINGING DURING HIS TURN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
shivaay singh oberoi, antakshari enthusiast. who knew. 😇😇😇
… i’m so surprised shivaay even knows how to play antakshari. it’s such a LS game as far as he’s concerned. 🤔🤔🤔
LMAO LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING ‘GOLI MAAR BHEJEEEE MEIN’ AS IF IT’S SOME CLASSICAL RAAG 😂😂😂😂
oh godddddddddddddd now he’s even singing along to oye oye. this fucking idiot. 😂😂😂
FUCKINGGGGGG FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!
LOL WHY IS HE STILLL SINGINGGGG ALONNNNNGGG???? 😂😂😂
could youuuuu people run a little FURTHER, and not just stop at the first thing you found???????? idiots. 😒😒
“tum theek ho?” awwww 😭😭😭😭
lmaooo “haan par US WAQT ka code word tha na!” pffffffft. typical husband wala excuse. 🙄🙄🙄
“TOH ACHCHI QUALITY KA BRAIN KHAREEDNA CHAHIYE THA NA!!!!!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂
he doesn’t know what oootpataang means??? it’s a normal word though?? 😐😐😐
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO RUN FURTHERRRRRRRRRRR 😩😩😩
qaidis are taking full opportunity to fucking ACT the fuck out of the 3 minutes given to them. 😒😒😒
shivaay, you know she’s not gonna leave your stupid ass, as much as you deserve it. it’s her one fatal flaw. 😑😑😑
pffffffft, so only you can talk crap about how much she talks eh? 🙄🙄🙄
lmaooooooo anika and her thermocol ka stone. 😂😂😂
qaidi 2 ki actingggggggg. amazing.
headcanon: patidev was finding anika all types of sexy and advancing to kiss the crap outta her when that stupid qaidi interrupted. 😠😠😠
is this the time to pick a fight, shivaay? kissss her! 😚😚😚
i feel like my liveblogs these days should just be a bullet point after bullet point screaming “kiss her!!!!!!!!!!!” and nothing more. 😐😐😐
please, is that why you stood in front of a gun, ready to take a bullet with her name on it FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME???? 🙄🙄🙄
this is an equal opportunity bullet-taking relationship, asshole. you better accept that and get used to it, mister. 😑😑😑
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THEM SCREAMING SHUT UP AT THE QAIDI. AND HIM ACTUALLY PUTTING HIS FINGER ON HIS LIPS. 😂😂😂😂
she’s right. it is yourrrrr fault, shivaay. your nosy NKK enquiring ass is to fault! 😒😒😒
“haddi-tod bhi” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS KANJI EYED MOTHERFUCKER GETS HIMSELF SHOT AGAIN, IMMA RESURRECT HIS DEAD ASS AND KILL HIM ALL OVER AGAIN MYSELF. AND IT’LL BE PAINFUL AND FUCKING SLOW. FUCKING HELL. 😡😡😡
5th may
lmaoooooo wait, they’re really named AMAR PREM? hahahahahaha 😂😂😂
shivaay’s sideeye at the qaidis while watching them argue. 😂😂😂
“mere koooo kyunnn maaara????” - said in the same voice and tone as “tere ko kisneee maaara????????” from gunda 😂😂😂
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anika’s turn to stand in front now. #feminism 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽
oh mooch wale qaidi. that was a mistake. you made SSO angry. you won’t like him when he’s angry. 😬😬😬
“BIIIIIIIIIIWIIIIII HAI MERIIIIIIIIIII! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS RAN OUT ON MY ASS ON MY WEDDING DAY???? YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO MARRY ME? AND TO KEEP HER MARRIED TO ME ON A DAILY BASIS? IT’S FUCKING HARD. DON’T YOU FUCKING BE SHOOTING AT THE ONLY WOMAN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WHO CAN TOLERATE ME!!!!!!!!”
lol nakuul having to stand on his tippy toes to match the qaidi’s height. 😂😂😂
why’s he pointing the gun towards himself tho? such a fucking idiot. 😒😒😒
pfffffffffft, i already know the qaidi’s the one who’s getting shot. awaaiiiii ka drama. 🙄🙄🙄
looks like policeman finallly fucking woke up from his mini coma. 😐😐😐
also, god, so overdramatic, mooch waale qaidi. bas haath pe hi toh laga hai. that’s like a rudra level graaaaaaze. ask these two how a gunshot to the fucking chest feels. 😒😒😒
yaaaaaaaaaaas, you hug the crap outta your husband girl. 😊😊😊
and since he’s not taking the initiative, maybe YOU kiss him. it’s 2017, girls can do that now. 🙆🏽🙆🏽🙆🏽
coz she loves your dumb ass, you dumbass. 😒😒😒
ouff. you two. less fighting. more makeout-ing. 🙄🙄🙄
oh ho, ghoom phir ke back to NKK. 😑😑😑
btw, is this all happening in front of the chor-police? like… you two should maybe take this behind that wall. 😕😕😕
aw. he’s trying. 😭😭😭
i know he is, but… come on man, you’re a grownass adult. you gotta learn how to control your impulses. you can’t just do whatever the fuck you “want”. i WANT to quit my job and just stay in bed, braless all day. i WANT to never eat another healthy meal again and just subsist on potato chips and popcorn for the rest of my life. can i do that? NO. COZ THAT’S WHAT BEING A GODDAMN ADULT IS ABOUT. YOU CONTROL YOUR IMPULSES AND DO THE RIGHT THING. 😒😒😒
aaaah, finally she said it. 😭😭😭
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
also, crying. my boy’s grown up. he’s SO grown up. waaaaaah. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
amazing what some rottenass alcoholic berries and having a gun pointed in your face can do! they’ve given this man the self awareness he’s been lacking for 33 fucking years. 😐😐😐
ok, did he stay up all night reading some relationship therapy book or what? he’s talking classic counselling language. 🤔🤔🤔
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh, they love each other sooooo muchhhhhhhhhh. and iiiiiiiii love them soooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
COULD YOU FUCKERS AT LEAST FUCKING KISS NOW?!!? 😩😩😩
GODDAMNIT POLICE OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WERE GONNA KISS! THEY ALREADY HAVE A BROTHER WHO DOES GHATIYA INOPPORTUNATELY TIMED SHAYARI BACK HOME. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR STUPIDASS FUCKING SHER. 😡😡😡
also, where did the second policeman come from??
GO HOME AND SEXXXXXXXX NOW!!!!!!!!!!! 👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽👉🏽👌🏽
walk, you spoilt braaaatttt! 🙄🙄🙄
CHAMPA!!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇
lmaooooo anika’s wonderstruck look at her ownnnn hands. such fucking cute. i love her so much. 💖💖💖💖💖💖
lmaoooooo “zindagi bharrrr yeh sunna hoga” suchhhhh a typical husband. 😂😂😂
lol tumhare paas jet THAAA. it crashed, remember? 😋😋😋
LMAO SHE’S SOOOOO ME. SUCHHHH A PATRONIZING SMUGASS BITCHHHHHH. 😂😂😂
awwww look how nervous he is. 😊😊😊
HELLO CHAMPU! 😂😂😂
she just SHOVED him offffff lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE’S COVERING HIS FACE!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
“dono” haha awwwwwwwwww 😙😙😙
“is baare mein kisi ko bataana mat.”
omgggggggg this adorable fuckerrrrr. 💘💘💘💘
“pair theek se aa rahe hai?“
kyun nahi aayenge? utniiiii height toh hai nahi iski. 😋😋😋
lollllllllllllllllllll he doesn’t know what to do with his handsssssssss. 😂😂😂
why the random flashbacks to the #shitia party? 🤔🤔🤔
ouffffff, back to this hellhole. can’t my babies just stayyyyy in the foresttttttttt? 😫😫😫
lmaoooooooo look at him saunter in coooooolllly in the bg. 😆😆😆
UGH. CALM DOWN MUMMEH. HE’S BACK NOW. 🙄🙄🙄
and fuck your passive aggressiveness. 😑😑😑
shivaay’s silent but slightly annoyed “I’M A GROWNASS ADULT” face is my permanant face at my mom. 😐😐😐
mummeh doesn’t appreciate being dismissed like that. 😬😬😬
nor does she appreciate him being a GOOD FUCKING HUSBAND. THERE IS NOTHING I FUCKING HATE MORE THAN THIS DESI CONCEPT OF “JORU KA GHULAM”. IT’S CALLED BEING A CONSIDERATE, LOVING HUSBAND. MAJAAAAAL HAI KI THE PATRIARCHY LET A MAN BE DEMONSTRABLY AFFECTIONATE AND CARING TOWARDS HIS GODDAMN WIFE. 👿👿👿👿
i’ve said it once, i’ll say it again: fuck you very much pinky. please die, thanks. 👹👹👹☠☠☠
god what nonsense. looks like gauri’s bullshit #pativrataness is spreading via air to anika. ugh. LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GODDAMN FEET IF THAT’S WHAT HE WANTS. 😒😒
goddddddd pinkyyyyyyyyyy, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!!!!! BHOOT KE TARAH MANDARAAA RAHI HAI HAMESHA. 😑😑😑
and he said he doesn’t wanna do the damn pooja. DROP IT, MUMMEH! 😠😠😠
yeah, whatever. good luck trying. now leave. 🙄🙄🙄
“khud ko change karne ki koshish kar raha hoon. mere liye tumhara naam khoon khaandaan TUMSE IMPORTANT NAHI HAI.“
excuse me. it’s raining on my face. 😭😭😭
… ”HUMAAAAAAARE LIYE”. SAY IT! SAY IT! 🙃🙃🙃
HAAAAAAAA, HE SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
“ek dusre ke liye goli khaa sakte hai… toh mom ki gaali khaa hi sakte hai.“
lol idk about you shivaay, but i’d rather khaaofy goli rather than mom ki gaali, coz desi moms and their daant is waaaay more emotionally traumatic. 😫😫😫
also, waaaaaaaaaaaaah, i loveeeee himmmmmmmmmm. 😭😭😭
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAHI VE CONFIRMED TO BE SHIVAAY KA BHAI 😱😱😱
today’s lb will be put up like… waaaaaay later. :)
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PET ep 5
Ari made the we i r de s t noise waking up. i feel bad for anyone who might've heard it as she rolled over. Only to fall on the floor with a 'thump'. She opened her eyes a bit and looked up at the seeing, seeing the clock she had installed up there. 7:30 am. She got to her feet and shook her mouse to her computer, only to see V-Tale had shut off. Seems her entire computer had restarted..woops. She got to her feet and brushed herself off slightly, looking over at the bed, hoping her best friend hadnt woken up by her fall. Era blinks, snapping out of her thoughts when hearing a quiet thump. She proceeds to quickly get out of bed after hearing the noise- What if there's a intruder in the house?? Oh no that'd be bad. She opens her door before walking over to Ari's room and proceeding to knock on it "Heyyy are you okay?" Well Ari, you.. technically woke her up? She was awake anyways, she was just going back to sleep Ari walked over to the door and opened it quietly, giving a yawn first thing "oh- uh. Yea. sorry if i woke you." she mumbled "just fell off my chair-" she paused "-again.." that was some guilt. She chuckled to laugh it off and gave a tiny smile "did you get any, or well..enough sleep?" she asked, lightly patting her friend on the head "No you didn't wake me up it's okay- I was already awake." She blinks, staring at Ari "Uhm,, I think I did? Did you?" "I have no idea when i fell asleep. I walked into my room, watched VT for awhile and woop there i went." she muttered, rubbing her eyes slightly, "so..im not sure. but i mean.. i dont feel tired? like, more tired then normal. i feel normal, i guess." "Well that's good- If you feel normal, I mean- I dunno I'm still terrible with words." She pauses, taking a step backwards "M gunna go downstairs uhm, join me if you want to." She turns around, heading downstairs quietly Ari blinked, was Era okay? Was that normal? She tried recounting the times this had happened before, not remembering any.. She darted downstairs quickly and went and sat on the couch (not ontop of Max luckily), looking outside the window. The sun was up already, darn. Era looked over to Ari "Well that was fast." She blinks, looking over to where Max was sleeping on the couch "How was the talk with the newcomer yesterday?" Era questions, before sitting down on the couch herself "Max? Or Vincent?" she turned to look at her friend, then shrugged "Vincent, im p sure you heard that whole thing. i was kinda shook when i heard gunshots though. And Max seems cool. She watches VT and apparently didnt seem to know we lived right under north carolina. which is interesting. considering we're in south carolina. And she seems really eager about this job." she paused "..Era, you werent like, jealous or anythin were you? You sure acted like it. or was that just salt?" "Oh, well I mean, it's a good thing if she's eager about the job?" Era blinks, "Just my usual salt. I'm always salty over everything." Haha,, Max shifted on the couch, opening her eyes for a second before closing them again, determined to stay asleep. She knew she wasnt gonna stay asleep though. Ari blinked, that was the most obvious lie shes ever heard. "...oh my god you fuckin dork" she snickered slightly "Era your my best friend. aint nobody replacin you. got that?" she poked her friends nose and smiled softly, "besides, i just met this person. you know how my meetings can vary. Pissed, to shy, to overly happy. You had this same reaction with Angy, and me and Ang are just friends. not the bestest friends in all the multiverse." Era sighs "Ahhh, I know- sorry just. Uhm. Weird anxiety things?? But thanks hah." Ari nodded "i understand that..now, um, i do have something not as bright to ask. When are we going up a state to go meet Billy, because like..we kinda need to know our lives. considering our weird 'come back from the dead' issue." Era pauses, looking out towards the window for a moment "Uhm.. We should.. I don't know an exact time but like, we should do it pretty soon considering we don't know how many lives we even have. So, like, around today or tomorrow I guess? It kind of depends." "...Hey lil eavesdropper! we're goin to meet the Acachallas!" she called over to Max, havin known she was awake, before lookin back at her friend "We could do it today but i don't think Vincent wants to go somewhere, Arthur will hit me, Angy will say 'nope' and take a sip of sprite. and i dont want only two of us going, thats hella dangerous. they've got nukes." "..It sounds stupid but, maaaayyybe we could bring Max along? As like.. a test mission? Are you okay with doing that Max?" Max groaned. She felt slightly excited by hearing any of this, but sleep felt like a much better option. She just slowly sat up, rubbing her eyes. "I'll do it, sure...." Ari made a snorting noise "that was a lovely noise. Alright" she clapped her hands together "What do you both want for breakfast" if anyone says Macaroni your going to have a very angry mom on your hands "I want ... wwaannntt.. cereal." "Ill eat whatever you got that isnt sausage, honestly.." Ari nodded "got it." off she goes into the kitchen Era blinks, looking over to Max "....." Klondike ears perked up "Thank you for not eating sausage" "??" "Uh, hi...." "Okay before you get confused Max, that's Klondike, a demon we have because of Spop." "Uh, okay...then..." mmm demons, woo, cause thats not gonna keep her up at night "They're friendly enough so don't worry." "I guess.." Sliiiides back into the room. she put eggs and Toast on Max's lap, and set down what looked to be juice on the side table, going over to Era and giving her some frosted flakes cereal™. She glanced at Klondike and rose an eyebrow "do you know what Spop likes to eat because i wanna get somethin ready for when she gets up." Era immediately starts eating her cereal, giving a quiet "Thanks" to Ari Max looked slightly more awake, especially with the food sitting in front of her. "Thanks dude." Piggy shrug "Spop is a strange girl. She likes worms" "...We dont..have worms but. i can make do." she grinned and ran into the kitchen, coming out with a packet of gummy worms, showing them to Klondike "will these do?" she looked back at Max and Era "no problem btw. I make breakfast for everyone alot." "You lied about not having worms" "These arent worms but okay." she went and put the gummy worms on the side table to a chair and then went back into the kitchen, coming out a few seconds later with eggs, toast, and bacon, hiding the bacon from Klondike's view. there she goes, sitting next to Era again. nom nom time "kay, wait. how are we going to explain to the group why we're disappearing. We cant just. poof. We're the leader and co-leader, and Max is a new member." she hummed "We tell them we're going to get a book on how many lives we have and put whoever we trust as leader and co-leader for the time being." "Arthur-" that was immediate, no thought there "Hes been here as long as me, and hes ore responsible then Angy...or. god forbid, Vincent." "Okay well, Arthur is the leader, Angy is kind of co-leader I guess while we leave." Up from Spop's room a frantic scream is heard "WHERE IS MY BEANIE?!!!!" "Alright then. i doubt any of em are gonna get up anytime soon and." she checked the time again, humming "its currently like 2 pm for North Carolins-" she snickered when hering the scream, bursting into uncontrollable laughter, A r i n o Klondike leapt from his place and ran upstairs to help the Spop Ari got up and ran to the closet, opening the door to take out her quiver, and taking a cat earred beanie out of it. Up the stairs she went to go into Spops room "Spop heyy, i still,, uh. had your beanie. oops. Uh. Worms are downstairs on a table if you want to eat" she smiled and lightly tossed the beanie to Spop Spop looked at Ari and caught the beanie "Thank you" ;u; beanie is hugged Ari gave a thumbs up and ran back downstairs "oooh kay. as i was saying. its now 3 pm for the north fucks. So if we wanna get up there it'd be a good idea to get outta the house asap. So.." she shrugged "we'd only be gone for like a day unless we decide to hang out there for awhile. but i doubt we will." "Well uhm. Guess we should pack then. Right now." Era stands up, walking over to where she placed her catbag near the front door, picking it up and putting on her high-heel boots "Okay I'm ready." Max just grabbed her over-stuffed laptop bag and put on her sandals. She literally never had anything more than that. Ari snickered, running upstairs, she came back down with two papers, simply having their deaths and causes written down. "welll, im ready too. Maxi?" she glanced at the other nerdo, putting one of the papers on the table and quickly writing a note for the other PET members "I'm ready, bro." Spop looked at the people about to leave. "You are gonna come back right??" Era walks over to the front door, proceeding to open it "Yep! We'll be gone for around a few hours or so. Maybe a day. Now lets goooo!" Ari nodded "kay, got it. The note just tells them where we're goin, what we're doing, and whos in charge.- Oh, Spop! i almost forgot- uh.." she paused, then blinked "Era, im not leaving my daughter alone with the maniac.s" "There's only one maniac though, shouldn't Spop be safe with Arthur and Angy?" Narrows eyes "Do you really trust Arthur and Angy with Spop?" "Nope." "Spop, you're comin along. Grab Klondike, your worms, and lets go" she muttered, out the door she goes to get the car started "Ok!" She runs off to get what she needs Era proceeds to walk outside too, heading over to the car but not going inside of it yet, waiting for Spop and Max to come out too Spop runs back out with Klondike and her gummy worms Max walked slowly out behind Spop, picking through her bag for something. Era grabs the handle of the car door, flinging it open "Well- lets get in the car, since that's a thing you need to do." She slides into the shotgun seat Max sat on the back right, closing the door and already staring out the window. Spop sat in the backseat next to Max Ari sliiides herself into the drivers seat, putting the papers in the side thing and starting the car. Woop woop roadtrip Era smiles, "Roadtrip start! Ari don't crash the car." Ari chuckled "i wooont" looks abck at Max and Spop "i dont have a drivers license." she warned, looking into the side mirror. Out of the driveway they go Spop looked out the window, fixated on the outside world
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