#corroded coffin would have parental advisory stickers on every album

[ridestomars]

listening to centerfold by the j. geils band and thinking about reader, hawkins’ resident girl-next-door, going to los angeles fresh out of high school to get her modeling career started. and by the time she makes it big, being on the cover of 1990’s sports illustrated and doing big campaigns for vogue, she reunites with eddie munson after they bump into each other at the rainbow, in sunset strip. he is grabbing headlines all over the country for being corroded coffin’s lead singer, a rising controversial figure, known for his wild frontman qualities and (apparent) profane music lyrics.