#corporateheired

[hackermemelord]

“You knew about this, didn’t you?”

30 starters that start with ‘you’ // @corporateheired

       “Oh, ya— I even have evidence as photos on my phone. Breaking News! Mistah Jumin Han wearing a custom fursuit of Elly! It shows how much he is dedicated to his loving furry companion! It’s a total love match!”  

[unfortunatestalker-blog]

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Two? Wonder what they want... Stay calm. “W-Welcome..!” He cursed himself for stammering, but kept up a friendly facade.

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[the-lucky-7]

Cont. from here with @corporateheired x “Jumin, are you actually more concerned about who Harambe is than the fact that I just told you to whip out your dick for him?” It was safe to say Seven would greatly enjoy the power of memes he held over Jumin’s head. 

“I can let you borrow my Holy Meme Bible if you want, but only in exchange for 45 minutes with my glorious Elly~!” 

[lizziethethird-blog]

@corporateheired ♡’d for a thing

Sharp, inquisitive eyes roamed freely over Jumin’s figure, his nose scrunching up with the sheer amount of layers that seemed to cover him up. “But what is the purpose of a tie?” As a cat, Elizabeth had always thought Jumin wore the useless piece of fabric to humour him - cats could hardly resist the appeal of a string, and a tie was just a giant string ready for sharp claws to tear right through it. Now, however, he knew that wasn’t really its purpose, but if not that, then what? “Is that like a leash for people? Like dogs? I don’t get it.”

[god-hack-blog]

🍔🐝🎥

🍔- Favorite food?🎥- Favorite movie?🐝- Favorite season?

i love steak ! my favorite movie is v for vendetta ! and my favorite season is autumn !!

[blurredsun-blog]

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

@corporateheired || Platonic Requests for Affection

         Arriving at the penthouse had been an impulse decision out of desire to see his best friend and the need to find some sense of normalcy within his life again. So long he spent away and when he did come around it wasn’t often. In fact when was the last time he’s seen Jumin? Weeks? Or maybe even months? He’d honestly lost count along the way and he felt ashamed of himself for doing so. Still, he knew why he was staying away to take care of business to keep everyone safe, and that most definitely included Jumin, so he tried to not think about it too much.

         Though he did still felt guilty for being away for so long and it truly was a relief to see his friend. The air that came with Jumin was comforting and familiar bringing him a bit of peace, but he couldn’t help but feel as if he was overstaying his welcome. It was wrong and very selfish of him to expect Jumin to welcome him with open arms, and yet every time he did. He may not have been able to share everything he wanted to with his longtime friend but it never made things awkward between them. If anything they seemed to fall back into place perfectly, resuming as if they hadn’t been apart. It’d bring a smile to V’s face, but at some point he knew he had to quietly excuse himself to go home. He didn’t want to leave as he found joy in speaking to his friend, but part of him felt like he should. Whether it was out of feeling as if he shouldn’t burden Jumin or didn’t want to cost the heir any sleep he wasn’t sure, but he had found himself rising from the couch anyway only to be stopped by that deep voice.

         Maybe it caught him off guard more than it should’ve as he froze into place, but after a moment of only blinking he turned his attention back towards the heir. Of course he knows even if that guilty part of his mind told him otherwise, so he does his best to fight off those thoughts as he slowly takes his place back onto the still warm cushion. Thinking about the confirmation that it was okay for him to stay brings a faint smile to his face and gives him a little sense of relief in his chest as he looks over at Jumin.

         “I know I just thought you’d want to go to bed soon. I know my visit was unexpected and I didn’t want to keep you up too late as I know you have work in the morning.”

[lcvestarved]

                                                      YOU’RE ALL A M A Z I N G .

       * -           i could never thank you all enough. i made this blog months ago not expecting it to go anywhere ?? i was going to do this on the weekend, but i’ve got some things that i have to do ( some christmas parties and whatnot ) but i feel much better today so !! this is a large list of people that i recommend following, of course ?? a majority are just ones i see on the dash. others i may interact with from time to time. all are very much quality.

                                                                          BUT F I R S T .,

       * -           some people that i really have to take the time out to really, really thank between all the memes and interactions that we have ?? i talk to them all the time over im tbh ?? there are only like. a couple here, but i really guarantee their quality.

       * -           @citadeel / @vendadc / @rcbelde / all your other blogs here tbh. smol. smolly smol. buddy ol pal. i can’t thank you enough ?? ever ?? ever ?? really, you’re one of the friendliest people i’ve met in the rpc ?? so kind, and you interact with just about anyone -- you don’t even need prompts ?! i still find it funny that we were interacting before this blog without even realizing it ?? and you do so well with keeping them all in character and just h o w  ?? your writing is just as equally amazing and i cry ?? keep on keeping on. i’m glad my constant screaming in caps and spamming you with images hasn’t run you off yet.

       * -           @secondranked omg i think ... you were one of the first i interacted with when i really tried to put effort into getting misa off of the ground ?? and i don’t regret a bit of it !! you’re the very meaning of a walking meme ?? as is eiji ?? i adore having eiji as misa’s best friend. they amuse me and wahhh. here’s to hopefully many more antics between the two. even if she ignores his phone calls like a brat, and yet expects him to always answer her calls and texts ??

                                            ONTO THE MAIN ATTRACTION .,

       * -           these are all the people that i recommend following ?? i may have interacted with them, maybe not ?? maybe i just like seeing them on the dash, or think that they seem friendly ?? really i just believe that giving them a quick follow definitely is not a bad idea. i definitely find them to deserve a seal of approval.

       * -           @rcmcdium ., @shimaniya ., @tricksstar / @heirsnow., @trickstervampire ., @fracturedxprospice ., @psychoticlcve ., @juryokkus ., @tortorem ., @toughbcy ., @witchingwaters / @experiencegold ., @kreasura ., @hangingdog ., @minappto ., @fortunefucked ., @midorigxrxge ., @judeku / @aftem / @insvrrect ., @pxssessiveness ., @anoniisms ., @backstagebaae ., @goofyfacade ., @welabitchek ., @cilg ., @truthscanner / @mctafalica / @xicproceed ., @beneaththymask ., @miraclexamined ., @skyehearted ., @normaliium ., @pazborn ., @scntcmuerte ., @amorettos., @callejxro ., @sacrifriend ,. @faustium ., @arcanecrafted ., @hatsuuharu ., @idolgifted ., @eyru ., @lunalty ., @corporateheired ., @tierblut ., @nanpoghan ., @captivusborn ., @nekoka ., @shorestar ., @of-illusions-and-lies ., @ofvaricty ., @madefate​ ., @locksfate​ ., @dnaed​ + many more ?? i possibly forgot some people that i would have added, since my memory is terrible. but i do recommend giving all that are listed a nice little follow if you check them out. 

[mint-eyye]

Mint-Eyye’s 200+ Follow Forever Promo!

Thank you so much to everyone who’s supported me in the fandom!!! To show my gratitude and appreciation, below the cut is acknowledgement to just SOME of the MANY wonderful people in the fandom and/or who I’ve rp’d with! Of course, there are many other wonderful rpers out there that I hope to interact with ^^ +  Art Credit 

The Baes I’ve Interacted With: @staroppa @vanderwood-stark @sweatcr-weather @asa-sohma @partycoordinator @coordiinated @thantophobiic @awkwardmc @onixiri @littlebubblysunnybunny @splitlover @silencedharmony @xoginasohma  @ncturetype @manypcths @selfiestar @veloursnoirs @vagcbunda @sevvn @wekeepthislcveinaphotograph

The Baes That Are Appreciated Even Though We Haven’t Interacted: @antiquechocolate @missmessenger @thingonc @mcsyndrome @corporateheired @hackinggod @errordotexe @hisdata @emotionallyflawed @chipsandcars @hisparty @rcboticism @hackstronaut @haekeo

[hackermemelord]

Cont. from [x] @corporateheired

It was surprising enough Seven to be seen outside his room on Christmas, though, he didn’t allow his emotions to keep him back from helping out the Christmas party the RFA was  organising. And since the name of it was changed to the C&R company name, he decided to check on it due to Zen’s hassle in the chat with Yoosung.

Seven was told by Yoosung that they require a reindeer but couldn’t find one, so right now he was on a mission to gather any deer objects he could get. Such mission could become difficult when no nearby stores are open for the holiday.  

On the way the hacker met with Jumin, before sharing his idea on how he’d create the perfect reindeer for the event. Though, when the corporate heir mentioned the name of the cat which Seven was not remotely sorry for playing with when Jumin wasn’t watching, suddenly the topic became interesting. If it wasn’t for the CCTV that recorded the oh so mighty God Seven being mischievous, his schemes wouldn’t have been exposed. There was no way he could get in there again without passing the strengthened security of the C&R building. It wasn’t like he wouldn’t make any more attempts...

A sheepish yet playful grin drew across the redhead’s facial features, “Ohh, tsk, tsk... Is JuJu afraid that I might steal the princess from her castle? Hehehe! But! Now that I think of it...Imagine how cuuute Elly would be with deer antlers! She’d make the perfect wittle reindeer!” He wasn’t really going to go for that idea for sure, but if it meant to tease Jumin then he wouldn’t miss the opportunity.

[lizziethethird-blog]

Unnecessarily Detailed Dislikes

Please repost, don’t reblog !

Answer the questions for your muse and tag some people

Muse name: Elizabeth

Least favourite nickname: Betty. Just... don’t.

Least favourite color: That poop-green... ew

Least favourite season: Winter. So cold!

Least favourite weather: Rain is okay, it’s the windy rain that gets to him.

Least favourite—hot or cold: Cold.

Least favourite holiday: None so far.

Least favourite food: Kimchi.

Least favourite flavor: Anything too salty or too bitter.

Least favourite drink: Beer ( too bitter ).

Least favourite scent: Banana.

Least favourite sound: Crying infants.

Least favourite book: Pet Sematary by Stephen King.

Least favourite movie:  Grave of the Fireflies, he sobbed for a whole week.

Least favourite tv show: Soap Operas and reality tv.

Least favourite school subject or area of study: None.

Least favourite aspect of their job: The envy and discrimination they show towards him for being a male with a more feminine figure.

Least favourite fictional character: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

Least favourite person: That stalker guy...

Least favourite trait in others: When people are rude because you have a different opinion from their own.

Least favourite place: Jumin’s penthouse.

Least favourite thing to talk about: Jumin Han.

Least favourite thing about themselves: His inexperience with being human.

Least favourite sexual position: None so far.

Least favourite daily chore: Hanging the laundry, because he doesn’t reach the ropes.

Least favourite style of clothing: Clothes in general are not his favourite thing.

Least favourite activity: Partaking in any sort of social event.

Least favourite superpower: Flying.

Least favourite thing about humanity in general: It seems no one does anything without expecting something else in return

Least favourite thing about being in love: Being apart from his lover

Least favourite thing about death: The people who are left behind.

Tagged by: @zensuality ( thanks wife~ ) Tagging: @pcndragcn @corporateheired @magicalshe and whoever else wants to tackle this