#corn tag

[candycorncannibal]

DickJay would be perfect if it weren't "Dick can never be with someone who kills" and "Jason can never be with someone so close to Bruce"

Truly destined to be the divorced couple that keep hooking up

[fridayyy-13th]

AAA UR NEW PFP IS SO CUTEEEE :D

thank you!!! i really like how it turned out :D

[raroldenjoyer]

🌈 Time to get corny!! 🌽💖

Side blog to post and reblog anything that reminds me of Rarold!! :-]

My main is @joojdraws!! (Click here to know more about me)!!

[icyfox17]

Playing the song ask game!! Number 27, I’m kinda intrigued honestly 👀👀 but if you don’t want to do that one then number 4 looks good too :D

uhmmm im ngl corn i have never been drunk LMFAOSDFKJKDJSFKJ so i cannot answer that one lmao 😭😭

4 is a good one though !! a LOT of my music taste is thanks to my family eueueu

4) three songs that you know thanks to your parents - No Diggity by Blackstreet, Dr. Dre, Queen Pen - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys - Shake It Out by Florence + The Machine

The first one I remember my dad showing me 90s r&b songs late one night and for some reason this one reallyyy vibed with me <3 it's one of the most vivid memories i get whenever i listen to a song

The second one is from my mom. She's obsessed with boybands lmaooo and I have a fondness for backstreet boys & boys II men bc of her. I remember her shock when she first showed me this song lmaoo she was like HOW DO U NOT KNOW IT??? IT'S A HALLOWEEN CLASSSICCCCC and now i know almost every lyric by heart ehe

The third one is from my step-mom !!!! She has this one playlist she plays in the car on loop, so there's this genre of music that I always connect to her and this song is one that often plays :)))

[deepspacesatellite]

OUTER WILDS THINGS TOO EXERIENCE BLIND

base game

dlc

outer wilds ventures goes to ohio by fauxbia and spitzle on ao3

speedrun category of indeterminate purpose

[icyfox17]

@sleepdeprivedofmycorn it's ur blorbos!!!

THE BEAR (2022-) + IMDb trivia

[corn-cardigan]

random stuff from july + legarde thing i probably won’t finish bc he sucks

[thebibliosphere]

I know not everyone is aware of MCAS as a medical condition, but it really grinds my gears when people come onto one of my posts and is like, “I don’t get it, just take iron supplements, it doesn’t need to be a big deal” (I already blocked them for being annoying so don’t go harassing them).

Meanwhile my medically complex ass has my two epi pens at the ready because depending on where the iron supplement manufacturer sourced their vitamin c addition, I might get to enjoy an expensive trip in the wee-woo wagon to the nearest emergency department.

[fridayyy-13th]

frankly it’s a step up from the humid heat i’ve been dealing with all day lol

@justanotherenbyhere @aroaceupmysleeve @iammycharacter @koifishanonymous @starrynightalex

Tumblr is a little too safe today enjoy a fire to incinerate your mutuals

[candycorncannibal]

My kink is reading fanfics where characters are into kink and discuss their scene out beforehand

My kink is also dubcon and somno and cannibalism and accidental incest and age gaps and stuff that can generally be categorized as sexualized gore

[fridayyy-13th]

ah shit! i whack you right back with a largemouth bass

[icyfox17]

hi!! I saw you were online and answering a bunch of asks so I just wanted to pop in and say hello! :D I hope you're doing well!! Here's a photo of a cute goat I found!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

oh my goodness THANK YOU I ADORE THEM SOSBSBBSBING EUEUEUEUEUEUE ITS SO CUTE :((( i love goats so much...

hru doing corn !!! <3

[fridayyy-13th]

@cornmazehater

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

[kirkwallmorningnews]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[botanyshitposts]

obviously dont have much to report on this blog since starting my emt program except for the knowledge that in addition to normal grain entrapment problems involved with falling into a silo you can also get horrible crush injuries like a sick and twisted monkeys paw fable. blood flow cut off from the extremities by the weight of your own bushels. one minute youre on the silo the next minute youre in a nutty putty cave ass corn nightmare. this happens to people

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.