#corn tag

[candycorncannibal]

[sips coffee] ah I love accidentally implied incestuous vibes in my comics SO MUCH

[icyfox17]

hiii :3c

HIII HELLOOO WAVESS!!!

hru munchkin :D <3333

[fridayyy-13th]

AAA UR NEW PFP IS SO CUTEEEE :D

thank you!!! i really like how it turned out :D

[raroldenjoyer]

🌈 Time to get corny!! 🌽💖

Side blog to post and reblog anything that reminds me of Rarold!! :-]

My main is @joojdraws!! (Click here to know more about me)!!

[icyfox17]

@sleepdeprivedofmycorn it's ur blorbos!!!

THE BEAR (2022-) + IMDb trivia

[corn-cardigan]

happy (late) anniversary to funger! you weird, wonderful game I can never recommend to a majority of people.

[thebibliosphere]

I know not everyone is aware of MCAS as a medical condition, but it really grinds my gears when people come onto one of my posts and is like, “I don’t get it, just take iron supplements, it doesn’t need to be a big deal” (I already blocked them for being annoying so don’t go harassing them).

Meanwhile my medically complex ass has my two epi pens at the ready because depending on where the iron supplement manufacturer sourced their vitamin c addition, I might get to enjoy an expensive trip in the wee-woo wagon to the nearest emergency department.

[fridayyy-13th]

frankly it’s a step up from the humid heat i’ve been dealing with all day lol

@justanotherenbyhere @aroaceupmysleeve @iammycharacter @koifishanonymous @starrynightalex

Tumblr is a little too safe today enjoy a fire to incinerate your mutuals

[candycorncannibal]

may i request carried bridal style with dick and jason? or if you only want to do the newer reblogged art meme, perhaps b10 for a character of your choice?

Listen I swear this started as a bridal carry and it got SIGNIFICANTLY out of hand. I gotta follow the muse tho!!! I'll draw an actual bridal carry someday tho, dw :'D

[icyfox17]

WAIT just saw that somebody already asked you about the hostage WIP.. I will do 7 then! The 'when winter vanishes' one! :)

HI CORN LOVE U CORN!!!

So this one i have not written anything yet BUT it's inspired by this

Im absolutely in love with this song and idk it just really reminds me of buck&bobby so I wanted to write a fic with its vibes!!! It's probs gonna be a roadtrip/mountain slice of life fic. Ive been wanting to write one of those a whileee cause mountains just remind me of those two and i really need a slice of life au hahahah all my aus are angst, i want one that's a bit more soft

But yeah, I'm thinking it'll be an au where Bobby owns a diner up north in the boonies, maybe even like off the highway. Or OOO maybe he owns like an Inn, make it dnd vibes. Buck stops buy on his roadtrip around the us and then sees theyre hiring and decides to work there for awhile mmmm yesss im liking it im liking it... Might write some today actually-- if i do, I'll rb w a snippet ehehe

[fridayyy-13th]

ah shit! i whack you right back with a largemouth bass

[fridayyy-13th]

@cornmazehater

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

[kirkwallmorningnews]

i would like to discuss the coffee situation in the lighthouse.

this is the apparent coffee station in the kitchen. little coffee maker, a couple of unlabeled bottles of additives (i assume), and a bunch of cups including these cute little decorated ones that scream ren faire souvenir

oh and also: two giant open baskets of coffee beans underneath the table. (and a sack of Unidentifiable Brown, but let's ignore that for now because i couldn't get any good pictures of it. it's not the same texture, anyway, so i can't confidently say it is More Coffee.)

that's a lot of coffee beans. that is A Lot Of Coffee Beans for eight people, even if they make 3-4 pots a day. at least one of those pots is for lucanis insomnia purposes, a few cups are for neve to boil into a cognitohazard, and the rest of the team might have a cup or two in the morning, but i don't know enough of their coffee habits to say for certain. 3-4 pots is a generous estimate. so what do they have over 20 pounds of coffee beans for? are they using all of those before they go stale in an open basket? lucanis is a coffee snob, i refuse to believe he's buying all of that if he doesn't think they'll use it while it's still fresh.

But okay. benefit of the doubt here. maybe they've got some stay-fresh ziploc magic on it, and that's a month's supply for a greater amount of coffee per day than my estimates.

but wait. in the pantry. what's that?

oh my god it's an even bigger basket of coffee beans. what are you doing with 50 pounds of coffee beans. you are NOT using all that, this is more coffee than a party of 8 could even try to consume before it went stale in, again, an OPEN CONTAINER. i don't even want to consider whether those sacks next to it might have more, there's no way they could possibly have...

two more. giant baskets. of coffee beans.

there are more baskets of coffee beans in the lighthouse than vegetables. the lighthouse is constantly out of onions because the guy in charge of the shopping spends half the grocery budget on coffee beans. lucanis drinks 6 pots a day and his blood-to-caffeine ratio is 50-50. no wonder spite can smell colors.

[botanyshitposts]

obviously dont have much to report on this blog since starting my emt program except for the knowledge that in addition to normal grain entrapment problems involved with falling into a silo you can also get horrible crush injuries like a sick and twisted monkeys paw fable. blood flow cut off from the extremities by the weight of your own bushels. one minute youre on the silo the next minute youre in a nutty putty cave ass corn nightmare. this happens to people

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[corn-cardigan]

random stuff from july + legarde thing i probably won’t finish bc he sucks