#cope. seethe. mald. what fucking ever

[fluxphage]

if you're gonna come into MY server and tell me im lying about what was a very fucked up and upsetting thing that happened to me, you're getting tossed the fuck out of my life. i'm not tolerating antisemitic bullshit around me.

[biocrafthero]

I've had the best fucking idea ever as to what I could use as a name irl. Sorry to that headmate who also uses it as a nickname L + ratio + bozo + cope + seethe + mald

[the-path-to-redemption]

pointing out the appropriation of aesthetics to sexualize them for white characters (which raven is) while sidelining the actual asian characters & behind the scenes treatment of employees of colour isn't an "sjw" thing, anon. it's a trending issue in crwby & their known fetishization of asian cultures, & monty isn't the gotcha you think he is considering his own problematic views & the way he disregarded his own cultures to suit him. see: "point out china on the map" & treatment of characters of colour like emerald.

(cont.) "also the defense of "most of the cast wears a skirt" like yeah babe. rwby sexualizes it's female characters to hell & back in weirdly inappropriate for combat wear lmao. you really connected the dots on that one officer fuckface."

Crazy take, you can be a fan of Monty's works and still be critical of his opinions as a household creator. Monty was human, he had flaws and his biased views shouldn't be put into the sideline nor should he as a person be martyred for "gotcha's" in legitimate criticisms of his IP (the same IP that has been transformed so differently from what it was initially).

And yeah, no shit she wears a skirt like most of the cast. All of them also shares the same body shape, the same facial features (saved for Robyn), and are equally sexualized with unnecessary boob windows, short skirts, thigh windows, and bare feet in environments and situations that would royally fucked them up if their Aura went to shit.

Weiss was smaller and shorter to emphasize her fighting style that prioritized speed and agility, a contrast to Yang's who's taller and more built in form to fit her fisticuff style. Now both of them are the same hourglass shape saved for the height difference. They're designated as the "hot girls" that MK fetishized over writing them as capable and interesting characters. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

All of this is in the same breath calling Sun, who is literally designed after famous Chinese literary figure Sun Wukong, motherfucking Qítiān Dàshèng Sun Wukong, with dark eyes and darker skin as white. News flash, asshole anon, Asians have a range of skin tones because of these things called genetics and the motherfucking sun. My cousins are darker than me, and none of us are mixed race. Sun is more Asian than Raven, or god have mercy, Blake's asses will ever be. Cope, mald and seethe.

That anon and those like them are so racist they can't even understand why it's a bad fucking thing for a well-known company like RT to continue advocating and practicing Orientalism. Clowns the lot of ya'll.

[surveillance-0011]

More. More headcanon

Human AU: Harper, Sweezy, Gus all dye their hair often. Kenny, Douglas and Giblets do so occasionally. Mona bleaches his hair.

Lizzie’s hair is also bleached but. Liek. Duh!!

BH has gotten into the habit of swaddling the gatlians up in blankets (with permission/on their request ofc) and pampering them on days off between bounties n shit

They are a little worried every now and then about what exactly is respectful to the gatlians and they don't wanna get into the habit of treating them more like pets or anything like that but. Hand made to cherish friends and treat them right. and in the end the gats would certainly let BH know if anything was too much

BH and Lizzie used to play flash games on their parents’ computer and get viruses trying to download cartoons and music when they were younger

They also played video games and generally spent a lot more time together when they were younger.

Lizzie’s friend Jen is still alive and ok I’m coping I’m seething I’m malding

Jorb becomes one of Globo’s biggest fans

Blorto has killed a man. Or two or three. He is not proud of this but he is not against killing again if need be.

Douglas likes shaved ice. He’s also fond of freeze dried candies + treats but everyone else at the cartel does the thing parents do where you say you like something like once offhand and then all the sudden to them this is all you’ve ever known. And he just doesn’t get it. At least that’s a good thing to have stocked up if need be?

If there anything he does rlly like like that it’s 1) alcohol and partying and 2) torturing people and 3) (older usually) sci fi movies. Also likes to take notes from horror and thriller movies. Guy Who Has Watched Every Saw Movie.

Douglas is probably not his birth name, I think he’s changed his name a couple of times in his life before he settled down with the cartel. Settled down is such a gentle way to say that idk. Idk. Shrug shrug shrug. Idk

The officers meet when they can, usually bimonthly probably? Monthly? Depends on who is available? But will convene for important events and anything that comes up. They’ve also celebrated important business milestones and some holidays together. I am visualizing a hella rad New Year’s party but considering every planet’s probably in another year it’s probably some other standard annual thing. Anniversary of their founding? Sure. I like that.

Otherwise? Garm and Nips spend a lot of time together, p much daily. Skrendels r always down to chill outside of work if things r going good. And likewise Douglas can and will party down so he’s out with them like half the time. (The other half he's wherever doing god knows what) Krubis used to do the same but has gradually just kinda been bogged down with work though they’ve all dragged him out with em a couple times.

Krubis also tends to cross paths with the Skrendels every now and then when his operations get close ish to the laboratories. And sometimes Giblets is unavoidable. unfortunately

But giblets rlly is a hermit. Used to be a bit more sociable but he only really does what he has to do then fucks right off to do. Whatever he does. Shrug.

Gurgula is also off doing his own thing outside of any crucial contact bc he can’t afford to be caught red handed. But he’s been to at least one party/night out/etc etc etc and. Well. What happens in Dreg Town stays in Dreg Town.

Garmantuous’s vision is best in the eye on the stalk.

Gatlian mouth perfect shape for ice cream I am going to feed them all ice cream. and other assorted snacks

Kenny is the sort of guy to have a thousand half finished water bottles by his bed

I think he likes salty snacks also. Chips. And I think he’d like straight up dry ramen crushed up with the seasoning on top. And gummies sour gummies but he also looks like a big gummy to me so maybe that’s just me

Gus and Sweezy are pretty damn close and generally get along well. Gus gets she's just a tougher person and also has had 2 be more callous to survive but still calls her out on any total bullshit and meanwhile she's glad to have someone who's a lot more chill in her corner after so much time w/ douglas and they generally just. rlly understand each other and understand what the other has experienced. and theyre a lil like. when mr krabs and squidward are kind of bitchy together. they get to be a lil mean as a treat they've earned it.

I mean Gus. is chill very chill and i think he's a pretty nice guy but he's not one to stand for any bullshit. Don't try to trick him or push him around or anything like that. And he can get pretty annoyed by lots of general inconveniences but sometimes he does hold his tongue a lil.

And Sweezy is sweezy and encourages him to be a bit more "up front" about any grievances.

you'll usually hear em both riffing on / making fun of and complaining about different bounty targets once the work is all said and done and they'll do the same for any annoying people they gotta deal with

May be too early to say anything but I think they both get a long w/ harper well too. so far <_< ... >_> don't let me jinx this. They're both supportive and relatively welcoming even though it took her a while to get acclimated and though creature is also as nice as he can be he tends to make her accidentally feel worse by bringing up kenny + her just kinda being here so she's generally more comfortable around the two of them as she feels they see her for who she really is or at least give her an easier time. though some of that is bc even after working on forgiving Kenny and rebuilding their bond things were still a bit uneasy.

Though I am sure Harper and Creature eventually sort out their issues bc in the end it's mostly creature genuinely struggling with social stuff and it just so happens what he does way is stuff that is still a sensitive spot for Harper and eventually they'll reach that middle ground. Eventually. But Harper doesn't hate him or anything she just gets frustrated with him easily and feels bad abt it bc she knows he's just kind of Like This and that's really the G3's fault.

Gus Sweezy and Creature have filled in each other (mainly the former two remind the latter about stuff and in turn he says little details he remembers) and the other Gatlians in on a lot of G3 officer drama.

BH really wishes everything on Earth clears up soon and things are relatively easy to rebuild n shit bc they really want to show the Gatlians Knifey and Gene cool stuff from home.

Im under the impression dead tweeg is canon path?

Idk if Ranchy is still alive after being warped into the middle of wherever the fuck on Zephyr but I. I think it would be so awesome it would be so cool if he came back to give us hell ✨

Other misc HOL hcs that im just putting in the same post bc why not

Douglas is capable of driving and has a motorbike. Probably wrecked it some time before the game's events and it's in the shop or something. Not like he should be allowed on the road considering he's usually. Well. Yknow. Decent driver when he's sober though.

Also his lil fins flop down when he is sad tired or sick

Angela wears colored contacts. His actual eye color is purple (like in the concept art + model in the art book).

Krubis did try to crash the wedding between his wife and Giblets. it was a whole thing within the g3 for like a month or so

Mux owns the space versions of twitter and tiktok alongside Muxxalon. Muxxalon also has a streaming service full of very, very trashy and unoriginal content.

Moplets and Furgles share a common ancestor and are part of the same order. It's like humans in comparison to lemurs.

Furgles are often used in experiments not just by the G3 but in the scientific world as a whole for the same reasons animals like rats and fruit flies are used (simple, still adjacent/similar enough to sapient species, shorter lives which means more generations to be studied in a shorter amount of time)

Krubis skateboarded as a teen/young adult.

Giblets would kill a man for a white chocolate mocha. He has killed for a white chocolate mocha. He will kill again. Posthumously, even. Don’t fucking test him

Garmantuous’s species starts off as aquatic nymphs that resemble joints. They’re very small but grow to the huge size they are in game.

Gene deals with chronic pain from overexertion during his line of work and phantom + growing pains in his legs.

Knifey, pre-DLC, felt distant from the others. Initially it was all just work but seeing the bond between the Bounty Hunter and the Gatlians form + Gene start caring for other people again made him feel a lil left out

Granted it was not like he talked much to others and for a while he didn’t gaf at all but ig when he saw it all he eventually took a chance for a change of scene. He didn’t realize everyone else kinda counted him in, in the end

Either way he’s usually the type not to talk unless someone talks to him first or if it’s about stabbing and maiming killing etc etc etc or something he needs. Gradually opening up more but he’s actually pretty quiet on a day to day basis

Helen ends up working with Gurgula as a secretary/record keeper (squanch games please keep this gag running I beg of you)

[ytpreviews]

I know there are a lot of like haha funny reasons to hate britain but it honestly can't be understated that there is a genuine culture of just fucking hating eachother and yourself in Britain (especially in poorer areas).

[doubleca5t]

the vibes people picked up on before you started crossdressing was your fetishization of lesbians (though usually you preferred to be horny for teenage anime girls, nothing weird going on there I’m sure) and what do ya know, a whole lot of people have recently discovered a great way for straight males to fetishize lesbians, but maintain their woke credibility

Ok first of all, L + Ratio + No hobbies + cope, seethe, mald

Second of all, and I haven't said anything about this before but this has lowkey bothered me for a while, how the fuck have I ever been "fetishizing" lesbians? Like even before I came out, when for all intents and purposes I was a cishet man, when and how did I fetishize lesbians.

Is shipping exclusively wlw couples as a cishet man fetishization? Is reblogging art of wlw couples that is, perhaps, on the spicier side fetishization? Is reading smutfic of wlw couples fetishization? At what point of being a cishet man who enjoys wlw content are you enjoying the content *too much*. At what point does it becomes a problem.

I'm not asking a rhetorical question here I'm completely serious. How much are cishet men allowed to like wlw content before it becomes fetishization?

Is it quantity? Degree of sexual content? Is it an attitude? A mindset?

I'm genuinely curious because I feel like unless there's a good answer to this question, closeted transbians are going to keep feeling like they have to repress because they just feel guilty about their interest in wlw content rather than asking themselves if *maybe* they might be interested in lesbians because they *are* a lesbian.

[smulnsander]

eating the most greasiest fucking food im fully aware i will get so fucking sick and im also aware this will dent my mental health what ever gimme the junk fucking cope seethe mald or whatever

[you-stand-corrected]

If you vote, you're upholding and perpetuating the very system that you're bitching about. On purpose. By choice, even. You choose to fuck yourself and everyone else over. Instead of, I dunno, doing any-fucking-thing else. I don't give a rat's ass if I changed your mind at all, because I already knew from the get-go that you didn't want to change your mind. It wasn't just us merely telling you things. It's been whole books written by subject matter experts, dissertations, videos, step-by-step breakdowns of every inquiry. So, no, what actually doesn't fucking matter here is how often and how well we explain all of this to you, you'd prefer the bubble of righteous moral indignation of blatantly fucking ignoring the very people that have for a fucking fact answered multiple fucking times every goddamn question you've ever had and pretending they didn't. That's what you've directly fucking done. I haven't "admitted" to jack shit, either. Ancapistan will fucking happen is already happening. Its opponents have no fucking clue how basic human psychology works. Its opponents don't know dick about anarchy and demonstrably do NOT want to fucking know. Its opponents don't know jack shit about philosophy, politics, or economics, either, for that matter. And you claim, without the slightest fucking hint of irony no less, that anarchists do what all of you fucking normies do. You pussies still haven't so much as lifted a goddamn finger yourselves for generations, and you're never fucking going to. None of you know dick about sacrificing anything for your beliefs, so you're not fucking allowed to lecture me. Hell, half of you can't even fucking boycott Chick-Fil-A! lmfaoooo Shut your fake ass up, motherfucker. Y'all want us to do your fucking dirty work for you, only to sic your dogs on us once we turn to go home and be left the fuck alone because we still rightfully won't help you build that monstrosity back up. That's what you're all so fucking upset about, and I'm just tickled pink that it pisses you off so much. GOOD. Cope. Seethe. Mald. I'm right. You're wrong. Get over it.

Anarchism is cool and individualistic and all until you start pointing out family structures, tribes, and the inherent human ability to work really well in groups, and then it falls apart pretty quickly and the anarchist just malds and seethes.

Anarchism is like communism, it denies parts of the human individual. Communism demands conformity and denies individuality, and anarchism demands action without consequence and denies the innate human ability to work with others and to want structure. BOTH exercise the will of one upon another.

but anarchists aren't ready for that convo lol

Yep. For a group that loves to say "anarchists have already talked that to death" in response to asking for almost any clarification about their ideology or bringing up a potential flaw with anarchy, they sure don't seem to have thought it through much. Not past, "it will work because my echo chamber really wants it to" at least.